Today, Li Dongyang came to teach Zhu Houzhao as usual, but he came a little late today.

"Alright, Your Highness! Today, the minister will tell His Royal Highness about it......" Suddenly, Li Dongyang, who had just sat down, jumped up like a pin, and this old bone is estimated to fall apart. It seems that he has just used too much force, and suddenly Li Dongyang slowly leaned against the wall again, his expression was very complicated, but it can be summed up in two words: sour!

"Master Li, what's wrong?" Zhu Houzhao was a little curious, and he looked at Li Dongyang carefully. Then I saw Li Dongyang's hand gently caressing the sore spot.

Suddenly, Zhu Houzhao felt that he had come to inspiration. He had heard about Li Dongyang's hidden disease for a long time, but now he decided to make a treatment plan. So, Zhu Houzhao took out his small book from his arms!

Today, Master Li's hidden illness has been committed again. This is a dispute between long pain and short pain, and the disease is full of hemorrhoids, and it is cut to be cured forever.

Treatment plan: According to the scriptures in the tomb of Mawangdui. The nest is plugged straight, the dog is killed, the belly is taken, the body is pierced, the straight is entered, the cooking is cooked, and the nest is drawn out, and Xu goes to the nest with a knife. Ye Huang Qian and Lou Fu Zhi. Those who do not enter and leave the state will come to the county with anointing their people, and their henchmen with cold water.

It is not difficult for Zhu Houzhao to understand, this passage has clearly explained how to treat this non-hemorrhoidal disease.

To put it simply, make a bubble out of a dog's bladder, tie it to the end of a thin catheter, insert it and blow it, then get that thing out, and then cut it off. But this process is to turn people upside down, which shows that the wisdom of the Han Dynasty is very staggering. These short lines made Zhu Houzhao breathtaking. It's just such a good thing, why put it in the tomb and bury it. It's like Wang Xizhi's "Lanting Collection Preface", it's a pity, but fortunately, this doctor knows this method, and since he knows the palace, he naturally knows it.

After cutting, the exposed intestines are stimulated with cold water to make them retract, which is such a simple operation. Of course, it will be supplemented with some drugs later, in short, this approach is better.

"Master Li, this unspeakable disease is so painful?" Zhu Houzhao hurriedly went over to support Li Dongyang.

"The old minister is old and has some hidden diseases, which is really difficult to talk about. After so many years, it has not been cured. Li Dongyang unconsciously touched the round part behind him.

"Master Li, this palace and even the master are plagued by diseases, before this palace was worried that my father's body had seen a treatment in an ancient book, which could help Master Li remove the lesions, and it was no longer like sitting on pins and needles." Zhu Houzhao looked confident.

"What's the solution?" Li Dongyang was excited, and he couldn't wait to grab Zhu Houzhao's clothes, after all, who doesn't want to cure this disease.

"What ancient books? Please let Your Highness inform the minister! Li Dongyang burst into tears with excitement, as if he suddenly had a son again.

"It's an ancient book from the Han Dynasty, but it's gone now. But Hongu can write it down silently. So Zhu Houzhao picked up the pen and wrote down those few words.

Li Dongyang happily picked up the piece of paper and read it carefully, and then said, "This needs to be cut sarcoma, and the parents of this body will not dare to destroy it!" ”

"Master Li, but this lesion needs to be cut off, if it can't be cut off, there is no way to cure it! This palace thinks that Master Li should have used a lot of medicine, is there a radical cure? If Master Li doesn't believe it, you can find a prisoner from the prison who also suffers from this disease, and if this person can be cured according to this method, how about treating Master Li again? Zhu Houzhao said, "Master Li, you have to think about it, this ancient book also says that if you cut it, it is very likely that you will grow old and have children!" ”

Silent......

There was silence for three breaths......

There was silence for a quarter of an hour......

If you are not in silence, Zhenxiang is forced in silence, and Zhu Houzhao feels that it is necessary to treat Master Li.

"The old man has a son, the old man has a son! It's about having a son, not a girl! Yes, yes, yes! Li Dongyang muttered to himself, this is more tempting than curing his hemorrhoids, after all, he is such a talented person, in addition to talent, almost all the living creatures in his family have died.

"Your Highness, the old minister can give it a try! However, if you want to find the best imperial doctor, if the old minister dies because of this, then please ask His Royal Highness to say a few kind words to His Majesty on the face of the old minister, and let the old minister's adopted son come to Zhan Shifu to find an errand. "Li Dongyang did the worst to interrupt, after all, this is to pull out the intestines!

"Hugh is messing around!" I don't know how long the Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youjiao, who had been eavesdropping, came over.

"Father, the sons are not messing around, this method can really cure Master Li's illness! If the father doesn't believe it, you can find a prisoner who also suffers from this disease and give it a try! Father dare not bet with his son! Zhu Houzhao looked confident.

"How to bet?" Emperor Hongzhi said.

"If my father loses, how about my father allowing his sons to take over the hospital? Erchen personally operated on this prisoner, if he is good, Erchen is in charge of the hospital! Zhu Houzhao made such a request.

"Oh? If you want to do it yourself, then I promise you! As soon as he heard that Zhu Houzhao was going to handle it himself, Emperor Hongzhi felt that this matter was basically no fun. His own son, he must know the roots, if his son can treat people, then let him govern the country.

"Just wait for my father's words, Master Li, just wait and see!" Zhu Houzhao is full of confidence in himself, "Liu Daban, hurry up and prepare these materials!" ”

Zhu Houzhao took out his small notebook, and then reluctantly tore off the page of notes he had just written, "Here you go, go and prepare!" Nothing less. By the way, you go and get a craftsman to castrate you! I have something to ask, and I want a bowl of stinky pockmarked soup! ”

"Huh?" Hearing this, Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youzhu and Li Dongyang were surprised, especially Li Dongyang felt that his crotch was cold, does this old man still need to be cut off? Your Royal Highness the Prince, do you think the old minister doesn't know how this little child was made?

Looking at the surprised expressions of Emperor Hongzhi and Li Dongyang, Zhu Houzhao seemed to suddenly understand. He immediately said, "It's to ask him how much hemp seed soup is appropriate, after all, hemorrhoids are also very painful, and he won't feel pain after drinking stinky hemp seed soup!" Father, Master Li, where do you think of going? ”

"I didn't think much about it, I was just curious about what stinky pockmarked soup was!" Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youzhu coughed a few times in embarrassment.

"The old minister thinks the same as His Majesty!" Li Dongyang replied.

"......" Zhu Houzhao was very speechless, but none of this mattered, as long as he mastered the Tai Hospital, he could eradicate the scourge, and his father would not die young because of taking the wrong medicine.