Chapter 29: Copycat version of Liangshan heroes

The Four Thieves are no exception.

Although Tong Guan and Yang Jian are eunuchs, they have also married more than a dozen wives to warm their feet.

Taking advantage of the Chinese New Year, they were reunited at home and eating dumplings around the living road, and they happened to wrap their dumplings.

There are still 35 days left before the Chinese New Year.

Don't panic.

Let's put the restaurant, martial arts hall, medical hall and temple into operation first!

Song Jiang said to Gongsun Sheng: "Please Mr. Gongsun choose an auspicious day, let's have a good business!" ”

Gongsun Sheng pinched his fingers: "The day after tomorrow is the auspicious day of the zodiac." ”

"Okay, please go and prepare quickly, flags, red silk, cannonballs, ceremonial flowers, gongs and drums, and big operas, all of which are indispensable! Make him turn the world upside down! ”

A day later, outside Shuibo Liangshan, the scene described by Aunt Baiyun dancing was reproduced:

Gongs and drums!

Firecrackers go off!

Red Flag Recruitment!

A sea of people!

Song An was overjoyed in his eyes, and it seemed that he was going to send it!

On the night of the second day of opening, Song An had just laid down on the warm kang and was about to sleep, when he saw his father rushing in in a hurry, followed by the dominatrix Sun Erniang.

The newly built "Shuibo Liangshan Hotel" is managed by her.

Sun Erniang is about thirty years old, four standard female man-type beautiful young women.

"I don't know what happened to my father and uncle looking for the child late at night?"

Sun Erniang said with annoyance: "All day today, not only did no one eat in our hotel, but even the medical hall of Doctor Anshen, the martial arts hall of Lin Jiaotou, and the temple of Mr. Gongsun, there was no one in sight!" ”

Song An was surprised: "It shouldn't be, our Liangshan is the junction zone of the four provinces of Sulu, Henan and Anhui, whether it is from the south to the north or to the east and west, we have to pass here?" ”

"I really remembered when you said that, for more than half a month, there have been fewer and fewer people passing by under our mountain, especially today, I sat at the door of the hotel and watched for a day, stunned that there was not even a passerby!"

"Could it be because it's cold?"

"In the past, when the ice was three feet old, there were thirty or fifty groups of people every day!"

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and Song An decided to go outside the mountain tomorrow to find out.

The 800-mile Shuibo Liangshan Mountain does not exist independently on the earth, but is located in the hinterland of the entire large mountainous area with a radius of several thousand miles

Shuibo Liangshan is the center of this mountainous area, which is surrounded by mountains like stars and moons. There are two valleys in the middle and longitudinal outside the berth, which lead to the east and west and the north and south, and have become the only way to enter and exit the four provinces of Sulu, Henan and Anhui.

In the past, every day, there would be a thousand merchants and pedestrians passing by.

There is a saying that rabbits do not eat the grass by the nest, and Liangshanbo has a rule: do not rob pedestrians and merchants passing under the mountain.

That's why people are so bold that they come and go right under their noses.

The road in the mountains is not easy to walk, there are potholes everywhere, sitting in the carriage is like a roller coaster, and people who are bumpy want to vomit.

If you are riding a horse, the cold wind on this cold day is too cold to ride on the horse.

Therefore, when Song An went out of the mountain today, he specially asked Zhu Gui to get an ox cart for himself.

The big yellow ox has a good temper, unlike a horse that tramples at every turn, it is calm, dragging the caravan on the mountain road slowly and leisurely, Song An and Yan Qing sit in the canopy and do not feel bumpy at all.

Li Kui sat at the front of the car with his hands in his sleeves, and did not rush the car, letting the big scalper walk slowly and leisurely.

walked out all morning, and there was no one in sight halfway, looking at the empty winding road in her sight, Yan Qing was very surprised.

"In the past, when I went down the mountain, there was an endless stream of pedestrians, but now what's the matter, but I can't see a single figure."

"Could it be that everyone is going elsewhere and not going down our mountain?" Li Kui said.

"Impossible, if you bypass our Liangshanbo and go to any of the four provinces, you will have to walk nearly three hundred miles more."

"Be careful!"

Song An exclaimed in surprise and grabbed an arrow flying from directly ahead.

Seeing this, Yan Qing and Li Kui hurriedly pulled him out of the car and jumped behind the car to hide.

"Okay, gentlemen! I didn't expect you guys to be quite good! ”

A rough man's voice came, and six men holding Pu knives came out of the barren grass in front of him.

Song An was stunned for a moment, then turned around and asked Yan Qing and Li Kui: "In addition to us, there are other bandits in this radius?" ”

Yan Qing: "I haven't heard of it. ”

Li Kui also shook his head.

At this time, I only heard the man say: "When you meet our Liangshan heroes, it is your ancestral tomb that is smoking, otherwise you will be replaced by other strongmen, and you will be chopped up without saying a word, and quickly take out the money on the money!" ”

Song An and the three were shocked.

Li Kui said: "What? Are you a good man in Liangshan? ”

"Less!"

"You are a good man in Liangshan, what is I Tie Niu?"

"You're a bastard!"

"I'm R, your grandma's legs! Eat my black whirlwind Li Kui with an axe! ”

Li Kui scolded, pulled out a board axe from behind and threw it at the big man.

This plate axe was in the chest of the big man, and half of the plate axe was inserted into it! Suddenly, the blood in this guy's chest gushed like a spring, and he fell down without saying a word.

"Li Kui?!"

Hearing this, the remaining "Liangshan heroes" on the opposite side rushed over with a wolf howl.

Song An is trying to persuade him, what if he is injured by mistake? can think about it again, how can there be a hero in Liangshan who doesn't know himself and Li Kui Yanqing? It must be a fake!

Li Kui pulled out another plate axe from behind his back, and easily cut down another one!

Yan Qing was also violent, stabbed the canopy with a punch and pulled out his Qi Mei stick from it, and rushed forward with the stick.

Song An took out the dogleg knife from his cuffs and rushed up.

Three times five divided by two, in less than a minute, the six "Liangshan heroes" were all overturned.

Li Kui chopped off the heads of these "Liangshan heroes" with an axe, and returned to the mountain to order everyone to come and see.

Sure enough, no one recognized that these were impostors!

"It's really unreasonable, pedestrians and merchants don't dare to pass under my Liangshan, it must be caused by these thieves pretending to be my Liangshan heroes and robbing them by short circuit, ruining our reputation!" Song Jiang said indignantly.

"Father, in the past, there were often thirty or fifty escort guards from the merchants who passed under Liangshan, and if there were only these six thieves who were short-circuited, it would be impossible for them not to dare to pass through here. In this way, there must be at least nearly a hundred thieves! ”

"Xiao An has a point! Bao Xu, Fan Rui, Kong Ming, Kong Liang, Xiang Chong, Li Gon, Zheng Tianshou, Tao Zongwang, each of you will lead a thousand infantry troops, search the mountains outside Shuibo, and you must kill those thieves under the banner of my Liangshan! ”

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In just one day, these eight people successively hunted and killed 167 copycat versions of "Liangshan heroes" at various intersections and roads in the mountainous area.

Song An followed the team of Kong Ming and Kong Liang brothers, he wanted to leave a few alive mouths and ask them why they wanted to pretend to be Liangshan heroes, how could these people run away when they saw Liangshan heroes, and if they couldn't run, they resisted desperately, and one move was either you die or I die!

Helpless, since this is the case, then they are all dead!

Song Jiang ordered these heads to be hung separately at various intersections into the mountain, and posted notices everywhere to calm the people, stating that they were strongmen who committed crimes under the banner of Liangshan, and that they had now been brought to justice, and pedestrians and merchants were invited to pass with confidence.

The world is peaceful, and what should be explained is also explained clearly, and it stands to reason that pedestrians and merchants should also pass under the mountain. But three days passed, and there was still not a single pedestrian.

That afternoon, Song An was teaching Sun Erniang, Gu Sister-in-law and others to make Kung Pao Chicken in the back kitchen of the "Shuibo Liangshan Hotel".

Hua Fengchun happily ran in from outside.

At the same time as the construction of restaurants and other buildings, Song Jiang also ordered the construction of a small village on each of the three easy-to-defend and difficult-to-attack mountains such as Qinglong Mountain, Phoenix Mountain, and Turtle Mountain, which were used as the corners of the arch to defend Liangshanbo, and served as the defense of restaurants, greenhouses, temples, medical halls, and martial arts halls outside Shuibo.

Each Xiaozhai garrison has 6,000 troops, which are handled by Hu Yanzhuo, Xiao Li Guanghuarong, and Xu Ning, the golden gunner.

Hua Fengchun, Xu Sheng, and Hu Yanyu also followed the dads here.

"Anzi, a pedestrian is coming!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Song An heard a jingling horse bell outside, so he hurriedly pushed open the window to look.

The horse did not see it, but saw an old man of sixty or seventy years old staggering over with a branch and a basket on his back, and a bell the size of a fist and polished was placed on the top of the branch, and it shook and made a sound as the old man moved forward.

"Old man, it's almost dark this day, where are you going to go alone?" Song An asked when he left the hotel.

"Where are you going? Old man, I'm heaven! You bandits, old man, I will go into the mountains to collect medicine, and you will rob my donkey, you are really unconscionable, you kill the old man! The old man was filled with indignation and trembled.

Hua Fengchun was surprised: "When did we rob your donkey?" ”

"This afternoon when I just entered the mountains! The high-sounding thing you said in the notice, but behind the scenes, you are still doing short-circuit robbery, you guys are really Biao and want to set up a chastity archway! ”

As soon as Sun Erniang heard this, she stopped doing it, and slapped at the old man with one ear, but was hurriedly stopped by Song An.