Chapter 89: Assassination
How could it be so coincidental?
He wanted to become a PY with Wang Ling'er, but his father made Wang Ling'er his godmother.
He wanted Qian Xiaoyue to be his wife, but Qian Rong, who was supposed to be his father-in-law, became his brother-in-law!
That's right, he has now officially kowtowed to Zhang Shuye and Qian Rong, the two bad old men, and drank blood wine to become a worshipper brother.
He had 111,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
Not really.
The two bad old men came prepared, and they had already let Wang Ling'er set up the incense case and Master Guan in the private room of "Li Bai was drunk", and also brought Yan Qing, An Daoquan, Zhao Gou, Hua Fengchun, Hu Yanyu, Xu Sheng, Zhao Gou, and Song Ping to be witnesses. Song An had difficulty riding a tiger, so he had to respond.
Later, Wang Linger was the east, and everyone ate and drank at "Li Bai drunk".
Zhao Huanhuan and Qian Xiaoyue didn't like to drink, so they went back to rest halfway after eating some food.
Late at night, everyone was drunk.
Xiaolang hoof Hua Fengchun proposed to go to "Drunken Lying Lanling" to find the girls to play games.
Zhao Gou was the first to support the response.
Although Hu Yanyu, Xu Sheng, and Song Ping are good guys, they are all seventeen or eighteen years old, how can they not want to do this?
As soon as Hua Fengchun said two words, he immediately agreed.
The forty-year-old miracle doctor An Daoquan said seriously that he never went to those brothels in Qinglou, but considering that Hua Fengchun's three children were young and frivolous, don't get into trouble after drinking, so he decided to go to "drunk and lie in Lanling" to "supervise" the children.
Zhang Shuye and Qian Rong are both fifty or sixty years old, because they are both scholars, and there is a woman Wang Ling'er on the table, so although they are ready to move in their hearts, they are very righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Vulgar!"
"It's unbearable!"
Hua Fengchun, this little wave of hooves, is so wise, he has long seen the thoughts of the two bad old men.
"Big brother and second brother, you guys are typical of not being able to eat grapes and saying that grapes are sour! You yourself are too old to do it, so why don't you let us do it? ”
Uncle Zhang was furious: "You spew blood!" Who said that old decay can't be moved! Huang Zhong is still in battle to kill the enemy, the old man is several years younger than him, how can he not do it! ”
"Qian is only fifty years old this year, so he can do it even more!" Qian Rong also slapped his chest with indignation.
"Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, the eldest brother and the second brother have to have a kind, let's go to 'Drunk Wolanling' to practice together?"
"Practice practice, practice!"
So, the two bad old men made a careful wish with the assistance of Hua Fengchun.
The proprietress Wang Ling'er said very angrily that "drunk and lying in Lanling" gave them a free order tonight!
……
"Anzi, you went to the wrong door, drunk and lying in Lanling is here!"
A group of people helped each other out of the door of "Li Bai Drunk", Hua Fengchun and they all turned to the "Drunken Lying Lanling" next door, but Song An went straight to the county office opposite.
"That's right, the chairman of this board is tired today, don't drift, go back to sleep, you guys play!"
Hua Fengchun didn't care about Song An, and a group of people rushed into the "Drunken Lying Lanling" like hungry wolves.
"Heart-stopping, damn, Qian Rong is a bad old man, very bad!" Song An looked at the back of Qian Rong, who was the first to rush into the "Drunken Lying Lanling", and scolded viciously, and then his left leg was tripped by his right leg and fell to the ground.
Yan Qing and Qian Xiaoyue hurriedly helped him into the yamen.
In the dark, two pairs of eyes were staring at Song An.
When Song An and the three of them walked into the yamen, two black shadows quickly climbed onto the wall of the yamen courtyard and went to the roof.
……
Wang Ling'er and Yan Qing helped Song An to get on the kang, and Wang Ling'er took off his shoes and socks and covered the quilt.
Song An's bedroom has a bed and a kang, sleeping on the bed in spring, summer and autumn, and sleeping on the kang in winter.
It's late autumn, and although the day is still quite warm, the temperature difference between day and night is large, and the night is much colder. Fortunately, Wang Ling'er specially sent a miscellaneous guy from the restaurant, Lao Wu, to burn the kang for Song An, and Lao Wu burned the kang and the whole house was warm.
"Brother Xiaoyi, go back, Xiao An will be taken care of by me."
"Well, there's Sister Lao." Daddy Song Jiang has asked Song An and Hua Fengchun to recognize Wang Ling'er as their godmother, Wang Ling'er is the same generation as one hundred and eight generals, Yan Qing is five years younger than Wang Ling'er, so he calls her sister.
Yan Qing is gone.
Wang Ling'er went to the table, picked up the teapot and poured a glass of water for Song An, and helped Song An sit up from the kang.
"Come to Xiao Anzi, drink some water......"
"Don't drink it."
Song An, who was stunned in a daze, flicked it casually, and all the water in Wang Ling'er's cup was spilled.
"You kid......"
Wang Ling'er poured another glass of water, picked up Song Anshi and grabbed his ear, "Drink quickly!" Otherwise, the godmother will beat you! ”
Without waiting for Song An to speak, she stuffed the water cup into Song An's mouth, and with her other hand, she grabbed his ear and lifted his face and poured water into it.
"What godmother...... How many times has this county told you that you want to call yourself a slave in front of this county...... Also, you are not allowed to call the county Xiao Anzi, you have to call the county the little master as before......" Song An's eyes were drunk, and he pointed at Wang Ling'er's eyebrows with his finger.
"You kid begging to be beaten, your aunt is your godmother now!"
Wang Ling'er reached out and wanted to pull Song An's ears again, but Song An choked her wrist with her backhand.
"Okay, Xiao Anzi, your hands and feet are sharp enough!"
"Thank you little godmother for the compliment!"
"I heard them say that your fist and foot kung fu is very good, but my godmother hasn't seen it yet, why don't we compare the two of you?"
"Little godmother, I'm drunk, and I don't want to compete with you. Shall we do something else? ”
"Good! What do you say than what? Godmother plays with you! ”
Song An pulled Wang Ling'er's arm violently, and Wang Ling'er was pulled down on the kang by him unexpectedly.
"That's the work!"
Song An was about to pounce, but saw Wang Ling'er's face change greatly, and then she turned over and flew up with a carp and kicked Song An away, and she also flipped off the kang.
Immediately, a sword fell from the sky and stabbed at the head of the kang, and the sword was held by a man in black!
"Be careful!"
Song An just got up from the ground, but he heard Wang Ling'er exclaim and pulled him aside.
Another man in black fell from the beam, also holding a cold sword in his hand.
The two of them didn't say anything, brandishing their swords and slashing at Song An and Wang Ling'er.
It's true that alcohol anesthetizes the brain, which in turn dulls the brain and limbs.
After being drunk, Song An has completely reduced to a pile of walking dead, although he both eyes saw that the swords of these two black-clothed people were swinging with fierce and murderous intent, he also wanted to hide, and he also wanted to resist, but his brain and hands and feet were always half a beat slow, fortunately, Wang Ling'er dragged him behind his ass like an old hen protecting a cub, otherwise he would have been hit several times.
The swordsmanship of these two black-clothed men is not bad, Wang Ling'er is unarmed, where can he fight with his fists and feet alone!
She suddenly grabbed Song An's waist with both hands, and then screamed and carried Song An on her shoulders!
Then she rushed to the door and tore open a door, struggling to throw Song An into the courtyard, while shouting "There are assassins!" ”