It doesn't matter if this land is your son's or your daughter-in-law's, anyway, you are planting it yourself, and the grain you receive is also your own, so a fool will sell it!

As for saying that after the two children in the family graduated from social studies, they planted the land, and Chen Er didn't care even more.

I have worked hard all my life, and no matter how much I have accumulated, I still give it to these two babies? Can you still take it with you when you die?

After sending away the official servant of the government with a thousand thanks, Chen Er ran to the land of Zhang Ergou's house, who was not far from his home and had also just sent away the servant.

Rubbing the mud on his hands with a smile, Chen Er smiled and said, "Ergouzi, how much land has your family divided?" ”

After thinking about it in his heart, Zhang Ergou said to Chen Er: "My father and my mother, plus my mother-in-law and myself, a total of 400 acres of land. ”

Chen Er was shocked: "Uncle and aunt's body is not very good, and your daughter-in-law still has a big belly, how can you plant these 400 acres of land?" ”

Zhang Ergou was also a little worried: "Who said it wasn't?" 400 acres, I can't plant it even if I play with my life. ”

After spitting out thick phlegm, Zhang Ergou said: "You say this person, it's a cheap skin." When I didn't have land, I thought I had land, but now I have more land, and I'm worried! ”

Chen Er snorted: "Who says it's not, my family is also a full 400 acres of land, and I and my daughter-in-law can't take care of it!" ”

Zhang Ergou glanced at Chen Er: "There are two people in your family, there is only one in my family, and there is the same amount of land, you are much easier than me!" ”

Chen Er was still sad: "What about next year?" My daughter-in-law won't have a baby next year? ”

After the two of them were worried for a long time, Chen Ercai suddenly patted his head: "Stupid, right?" We can't take care of it alone, so can't we take care of it with a few more people? ”

Zhang Ergou sneered: "You're fucking stupid!" Both of your sons have to go to social studies, do you dare to let them come back and try farming? Can the government spare you? Do you want to hire someone to farm for you? ”

After sighing twice, Zhang Ergou continued: "Don't be stupid, a person with a hundred acres of land, no one can take care of himself, who else will help you farm?" ”

Chen Er smiled: "You are stupid!" It is His Majesty's grace that the baby can read, and it is a great thing, we have to remember this kindness, but we dare not delay the baby's learning.

But isn't the government selling some native women? Let's go buy two and come back as concubines, won't someone plant this land? ”

Zhang Ergou patted his head and said, "That's right, the local woman sold by the government is only five taels of silver." There are a total of four people in your family, and you have a settlement fee of forty taels of silver, and you can still have thirty taels left after buying two, and my family is the same, isn't there someone planting this land? ”

Chen Er nodded and said, "I plan to go to the government to buy one back, which can not only warm the quilt but also farm the land, which is very cost-effective." If it's good, buy two more, if it's not good, it's five taels of silver, and you won't lose too much if you sell it for three or five taels. ”

Zhang Ergou said: "Sure enough, it's good to have a scholar at home, and even your wooden lump is enlightened!" ”

After finishing speaking, Zhang Ergou simply said: "Let's go, go home and eat, and after eating, we will go to the government together." ”

Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law was cooking with a big belly, and after hearing the two people in the house muttering and discussing the matter of buying a concubine, she simply threw away the rice spoon and entered the house angrily: "Okay, you Zhang Ergou, you will grow your ability when you go to sea, right?"

The old lady gave birth to a baby for your family with a big belly, you are good, now you are thinking about taking a concubine? Isn't it because my mother's maiden home is far away, and there are no brothers to give my mother a head?! ”

Zhang Ergou, who felt embarrassed in front of Chen Er, suddenly blushed, and wanted to beat up this stupid woman but didn't dare, so he simply snorted coldly: "What does the woman's family know?" Do you want to plant our 400 acres of land? ”

Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law scolded: "The old lady just thinks that the old lady is old and decrepit, and wants to find a young and beautiful vixen!"

The government sells the natives, is there no man? Is it not possible to sell native women? ”

Chen Erda said: "Sister-in-law, don't worry! It's really just like you said, there are no men, only native women are sold. ”

Seeing Chen Er speak, Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law simply shouted loudly: "Chen Er's family, your man is going to take a concubine!" ”

The close distance between the two families made Chen's second daughter-in-law hear the shouts of Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law.

Different from Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law's shouting, Chen's second daughter-in-law came over directly with a kitchen knife: "Chen Er! You dare to take a concubine! The old lady gave birth to two babies for your family and is not satisfied, is she? ”

Chen Er, who was hiding behind Zhang Ergou, stretched out his head and shouted, "What do you know about a stupid old lady?" In the afternoon, you will go to the government with me to have a look, if there is a man and a native to sell, who is willing to buy a woman back! ”

Chen's second daughter-in-law slammed the kitchen knife on the table and sneered, "Still waiting for the afternoon?" Could it be that you still want to go after eating? Let's go with my mother now! ”

Chen Er glanced at Zhang Ergou, and Zhang Ergou was also looking at Chen Er.

When they discussed taking a concubine on the ground, both of them felt that as the head of the family, they couldn't do this little thing?

It turns out that the two who are afraid of their wives really can't be masters - they didn't even eat lunch, and they were dragged to the government by their own wives.

The most complete government agency on Luzon Island is only the Governor's Palace, and the rest of the county offices and the like are under construction, so this lawsuit naturally went to the Governor's Palace.

Before being transferred to Luzon as the governor, Shen Hao felt that he had simply taken shit luck or the ninth emperor for goodness to meet Emperor Chongzhen, who was enlightened, wise, enterprising, and had a good impression of the Legalists.

But when the governor of Kyushu Island was transferred to Luzon as the governor again before his term of office expired for two years, Shen Hao felt that he had simply fallen into eight lifetimes of blood mold, or that he must have been full of evil in his previous life to meet such an emperor.

It seems that this master is always tossing, endless tossing, regardless of whether it is the court or the army or the people, he is always tossing.

Although the top bigwigs, such as Wen Tiren and the big heads of the Governor's Office of the Five Armies, have not been tossed much, there are no bigwigs from the cabinet and the ministries to the top who have not been tossed.

It's like himself, the governor of Java originally did a good job, but inexplicably let Li Yan take over him, and he went to replace Shi Fenglai's governor of Kyushu Island.

It's not been two years, and what kind of governor of Luzon is he doing here, and he still has to deal with this kind of bullshit case?

At home, the kitchen knives were chopped on the table, and the second daughter-in-law of Chen was angry before entering the lobby, and she wanted to find the official master to comment on the theory, but she never thought that she would be cowardly when she just arrived in the lobby.

Chen Er, who was secretly pushed by his daughter-in-law, had no choice but to speak: "Master Qiyu, the villain and Brother Zhang Ergou want to buy two natives, don't you know?" ”

Shen Hao slapped the wood in shock, and said angrily: "If you want to buy a native woman, you just have to go to the county government where you are located, how can you come to the governor's mansion to beat the drum?" Can you know that you can't beat the drum of injustice without injustice? ”

This kind of has to be handled by a governor of your own country? And is it a drum of injustice? Look at the red face of the little official who is making a record in the lobby!

After weighing it, Chen Er felt that it was better to be beaten by the governor than to go home and get a kitchen knife, and he couldn't say that the stupid old lady would let herself go if she was soft-hearted, so he immediately said with a heart: "Lord Qiqi, the villain wants to buy two native men, but he doesn't want to buy a native woman!" ”

Zhang Ergou, who was kneeling next to Chen Er, also said repeatedly: "The villain also thinks like this, ask the adult to be gracious?" ”

Shen Hao rubbed his forehead before he spoke: "According to Your Majesty's will, in Luzon, Java, Majapahit, Batavia and other overseas places, there are no native women to sell, and the native men are all transported back to Daming to repair the railway."

If you want to sell the native woman, go and buy it, and if you don't buy it, go home, and don't make noise with the governor, otherwise you will be guilty of roaring in the court! ”

Chen Er lowered his head and glanced at Zhang Ergou, and found that Zhang Ergou had a smile on his face, so he kowtowed and said, "Yes!" The grass people know their mistakes, thank you for your grace! ”

After exiting the lobby of the Governor's Palace, Chen Er puffed up his chest and said, "Look, what am I talking about?" There are no native men on this island to sell, and if we don't buy two native women, who will help us plant so much land? ”

Chen's second daughter-in-law and Zhang's second dog's daughter-in-law no longer quarreled.

The matter is clear here, there is a lot of land, there are few people, if you can't plant it, you have to be barren, what can you do if you don't let these two stinky men take concubines?

Chen Er, who raised his eyebrows, didn't buy a native woman to try first, but directly bought two - after all, this kind of opportunity is only once, what if you don't let you buy it in the future?

As for this kind of native woman, although she is a little darker and uglier, after all, she was bought back as a concubine, and she is not included in the genealogy, so there is no such thing as embarrassing the ancestors, so she just has to endure and endure.

Anyway, if you can farm.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was far away in the Ming Dynasty, was also in Nanjing.

Zheng Zhilong, Nan Juyi and other generals who went out on the expedition also gave the rewards they deserved, and the affairs on the side of Luzon and Batavia were also settled, and Emperor Chongzhen wondered if it was time to return to the capital.

As for the Africa that Zheng Zhilong found, it is not possible to solve it in a while, and it is a waste of time to stay in Nanjing.

And most importantly, it seems that the draft is already done? The three show girls who stood out are now waiting for them in the palace?

I don't know what happened to the three beauties that Queen Zhang picked for herself this time, compared to the first batch of drafts such as Queen Zhou to enter the palace of Xinwang?

But before Emperor Chongzhen left, he didn't forget to disgust the world's readers.

Before leaving, Emperor Chongzhen made another special decree.

At present, it is the eleventh year of Chongzhen, and since the spring of the fifteenth year of Chongzhen, riding and firearm shooting will be included in the official optional assessment items of the imperial examination, and there will be different bonus points according to different results.

By the time of the spring of Chongzhen's twentieth year, riding and firearm shooting will become compulsory items, and those who fail to pass will be deducted accordingly.

Later generations don't pay attention to morality, intelligence, physical beauty, and labor, and the Ming Dynasty does not pay attention to beauty and labor, but morality, intelligence, and body must still be considered.

Anyway, now looking at the invincible opponents in the four seas, it's not like you can wave as much as you want.

Of course, it's not really like you can wave as much as you want, at least it is necessary to maintain a certain attitude in front of God.

Because no one knows what God's mood is.

In May of the eleventh year of Chongzhen, there was heavy snow at the mouth of Xifengkou, and the snow was three feet deep.

May of the Ming Dynasty is not May of the Gregorian calendar, but May of the lunar calendar, and if it is converted to the Gregorian calendar, it must be at least June, and the result is that the heavy snow of more than one meter is actually in the fifth month of the lunar calendar, who dares to believe it?

At this moment, even Qin Tianjian, who has always been good at talking nonsense, doesn't know how to explain it.

Say that God warns the Son of Heaven again?

The question is, what is there to warn about?

The surrounding small countries are now well-behaved like cats, Ryukyu is attached, North Korea is attached, and the lords of these two countries are now pig breeders in the capital.

Not to mention the Dutch and Spanish barbarians who provoked the Ming Dynasty, they each vomited three liters of blood and went back to their homes.

Ryukyu and Luzon once again returned to the territory of the Ming Dynasty, Java and Batavia also became the internal areas of the Ming Dynasty, and the entire South Seas had become the bathing tub of the Ming Dynasty.

said that the officials in the world are too greedy, and they want to remind their stupid sons to remind the emperor to kill another batch?

In addition to Emperor Chongzhen's initiative, who else dares to do this kind of taboo thing? I don't want to get mixed up in officialdom, do I?

Otherwise, Emperor Chongzhen's draft made the people miserable, and the people complained?

Hehe, who dares to say this, do you want to taste the taste of Jinyi Guard's edict?

The snowfall in May is not without examples in history.

Xu Jian's "Beginner's Record" in the Tang Dynasty quoted "Huainanzi" in volume 2: During the Warring States Period, Zou Yan was loyal to King Yanhui and was framed and imprisoned. Zou Yan was crying in prison, and it was a hot summer, but suddenly a heavy snowstorm fell from the sky.

There is also "Touching the Heaven and Earth, Dou E's Injustice", not to mention that Dou E was framed by a scoundrel and wrongly sentenced and beheaded by Tao Qi, the prefect of Chuzhou.

When Dou E, who had nowhere to redress her grievances, was about to be executed, she made three vows to the sky: first, the knife fell over her head, and all the blood was splashed on Bai Lian; second, let it snow heavily cover her body; Third, we must let Chuzhou suffer a major drought for three years.

With these two examples in front, it is understandable that the heavy snow in May was not there in Xifengkou, and there was no unjust case like Zou Yan in Xifengkou, and there was no unjust case like Dou E.

How to explain it?

Anyway, the two Qin Heavenly Prisons in the north and south both felt that it was quite painful - there was no way to explain such a as the heavy snow in May.

Fortunately, Nanqin Tianjian is okay, this incident happened in Xifengkou, and it has little to do with Nanqin Tianjian, but Beiqin Tianjian just has no reason to shirk it.

At the very least, Emperor Chongzhen's black face in the court as black as the bottom of the pot has already said it all - I am just waiting for you to give a reason!

Qin Tianjian, who was kneeling in the court, looked left and right, but found that the comrades-in-arms above the court were all watching their noses and noses, and no one planned to beat them at all.

Qin Tianjian, who was furious in his heart, was turning his heart sideways, and he was going to pull a group of colleagues into the water.

Anyway, I can't get left and right, so it's better for everyone to finish it together!

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