Chapter 11, the king called me to patrol the mountains
The outer door of the Xuanjian Sect, there has been no "genius sword immortal" to stir up and stir up recently, and many people feel a little bored.
Since the last time I went out of the square, everyone saw that Lu Xi was taken away by the law enforcement elders, so these little cubs from the outer door who didn't know the truth all decided that the disgusting waste who didn't pay for his life had been locked up.
Some people even opened a gambling game privately on this basis, betting on whether Lu Xi was locked up and how long he was locked up, and I don't know if the next time I see him will be half a year or a year later.
Among them, there was a little fat man who was dressed shabby, with a thief head and a thief's brain, who opened a gambling village in private, and did not dare to make a noise, for fear of being caught by the outer door steward, so he only invited a few outer disciples who were usually the most wrong with Lu Xi to bet, and Wang Xiaoshan was in the list.
Most people have pressed Lu Xi and been locked up by the law enforcement elders, but the time is uncertain, some people think it is half a year, some people think it is a month, and the longer the time, the higher the odds.
The little fat man is happy about this, the outer disciples are closed, and they live at the bottom of the mountain all the year round, and they have nothing to do with it, how can they know about the things on the mountain.
But this little fat man is shrewd and good at doing some small business, and once when he went to hand over an errand for the inner disciple, he happened to hear the inner disciple and the deacon discussing Lu Xi's affairs in private.
With a little gossip, the little fat man decisively had the idea of opening a gambling game, thinking that the bastard last time took an algae medicine for nothing from me, and this time let me make a little money, which can be regarded as paying off the interest.
"Okay, okay, buy and leave, I remember it clearly in this small account book, let's go and ask the senior brother in charge to go to the mountain to inquire about the news, whether it is earned, this news money, remember to help me share some of it." ”
The little fat man pulled his hands together, put the spirit stones and pills on the table into a small pocket, and spread out a yellowed account book, and said with a smile.
Everyone also laughed, and said well, and then a group of people surrounded the little fat man and walked towards the house where the senior brother in charge was.
It was only when the mighty group of people walked to the main road up the mountain that an extremely familiar and cheerful song came from the mountain.
"The king called me to patrol the mountains, I turned the world, beat my drums, beat my gongs, and life was full of rhythm......"
A group of people were stunned on the spot, and they all turned their heads to look up along the song.
The familiar white clothes fluttering, the familiar carrying of the ancient sword, the familiar smiling smile, and the familiar strange mountain song are not the familiar formula...... Phew, scum waste?
Lu Xi didn't expect to meet such a large group of people as soon as he came, it seems that he hasn't seen him for many days, and he misses it very much.
"Well, where did a group of little demons come from, they dared to come to my Lion Camel Ridge to spread wild, so let's quickly tie up and let Uncle Xiao Zhuanfeng see if there is a monk hidden in it. ”
The crowd continued to be confused, not knowing what was going on.
Isn't this guy a waste? Why is his brain useless?
Lu Xi didn't mind, and continued to joke: "If you wait for the little demon to give me a hundred kowtows to Uncle Diamond Wind, maybe when the time comes, the uncle will be happy and tell the three kings to reward you with the position of a mountain patrol demon, and then you can be as majestic as Uncle I." ”
"Nausea from Wang Xiaoshan +78"
"Nausea from Xu Song +62"
"Nausea from Liu Neng +60"
"Nausea from Cai Kun +32"
......
A group of people cursed "stupid fork" in their hearts, and were about to disperse in a hurry, only then did they remember what they were going to do.
Fuck, this dog's day Lu Xi is standing here, and he also asked a senior brother in charge of wool to inquire about the news.
Nima, there is no return!
The little fat man smiled and arched his hand towards everyone: "Senior brothers, welcome to come next time." ”
Saying that there is a smear of oil under his feet, the one who runs is called a fast one.
And then.
"Nausea from Wang Xiaoshan +99,+99,+99,+99,+99"
"Nausea from Xu Song +99,+99,+99,+99,+99,+99"
"Nausea from Liu Neng +99,+99,+99,+99,+99,+99"
......
So much, Lu Xi found the disgusting value of frantically swiping the screen in his mind, and his eyes lit up, this was simply an unexpected joy, and it was obviously a good thing done by the little fat man, and as a result, all the resentment of everyone was transferred to himself.
Damn, you take the benefits, and I'll carry the pot.
Lu Xi didn't bother to pay attention to these gamblers who seemed to be eating people, and chased directly after the little fat man.
After getting a benefit, you still want to run after loading the beep?
I like it, there is a future.
With his current cultivation, it was not a minute to catch up with the little fat man, but Lu Xi was not in a hurry, and waited all the way to a secluded place before appearing to stop him.
The little fat man smiled, his round face was squeezed together, but it looked like Maitreya Buddha in Journey to the West.
"Senior Brother Lu, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet again, I still have a little hen at home that I haven't fed, so I have to go back quickly, so I won't delay Senior Brother patrolling the mountains." ”
Lu Xi blocked the way with a smile and said, "Don't worry, my king thinks you kid is very promising, Cai Kun, do you want to mix with my uncle, I will make you a mountain patrol." ”
Who knew that the kid had an open expression on his face, and shook his head like a rattle.
"I don't want to!"
Lu Xi was stunned, you fucking refused so simply, you are not afraid that Lao Tzu will spray you in the face.
But this little fat man named Cai Kun is complaining in his heart, he is a waste person with you, does Lao Tzu still have a foothold in the outer gate, I am afraid that he will not be able to live even a day.
"You really don't want to?" Lu Xi narrowed his eyes and continued to ask.
The little fat man shook his head again without hesitation, and said with a bitter face.
"Senior Brother Lu, you also know that it is not easy for our outer disciples to make a living, I have a senior brother in charge here to be filial, and there are two spirit chickens that have just started to be fed, how dare you offend people more." ”
Lu Xi patted the little fat man on the shoulder with admiration, said something, and then opened his throat and shouted.
"Cai Kun, let's sit in the village and start a gambling game together, you have earned spirit stones, and you don't have to worry about me. ”
This voice naturally used spiritual power, and even half of the outer doors could hear it.
In an instant, whether they gambled or not, they understood something, and then they saw a group of people carrying swords and knives, and they came straight to this place with a fierce momentum.
Even the steward of the outer gate was alarmed, and immediately gathered a group of disciples, ready to do something under the banner of maintaining order.
"Nausea from Cai Kun +99, +99, +99"
The little fat man Cai Kun almost didn't take a breath to turn his back, his eyes widened, looking at the murderous smiling tiger in front of him, paralyzed to the ground, and muttered weakly.
"It's dead...... Dead ......"
After seeing the first wave of people carrying swords and swords coming from afar, the little fat man was full of excitement, and hurriedly stuffed all the spirit stone pills he had just earned on his body to Lu Xi, kneeling on the ground and begging.
"Senior Brother Lu must save me, these are all filial piety to you, in the future, if you say to the east, I Cai Kun will never go west. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. ”
Lu Xi weighed the cloth bag containing the spirit stones, and he didn't bother to look at any of the broken things.