13. Stir up the storm and cut it to eternal rule

After going back, Emperor Hongzhi Zhu Youzhu asked people to get some red ink and then poured red ink into it. He picked up a book and read it carefully.

"Huh? Want to celebrate the Empress Dowager's birthday? If you don't govern the places under your jurisdiction well, you think about it all day long! Hum! No no, no come! "Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youzhu originally thought that he could watch a serious recital, and immediately wrote two big characters on it: I am not allowed!

Zhu Houzhao on the side was extremely depressed, what is this! I can only let the person who will be the prisoner make one for himself.

A few days later, Emperor Hongzhi and his ministers finally worked out the specific implementation method of changing the land and returning it to the stream. Ay! Such a group of ministers who boast of superhuman intelligence actually directly copied Zhu Houzhao's method, so they changed the words, and they didn't bother to move in the Chinese translation.

Emperor Hongzhi decided, so he began to arrange the dispatch of officials, and the matter was officially started.

Ju Xiang snorted, Zhu Houzhao sniffed, then took out his small notebook and looked at it, a spirit slapped his head and said, "This palace actually forgot, today is the fifteenth day, that person should be almost fine!" ”

If it is really a fan of the authorities, the bystanders are clear. All kinds of media outside are already waiting for today's results, whether their Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really a miracle doctor or not, it's a matter of doing so!

"Hurry, hurry! Go to the prison! Bring that person to the Tai Hospital, and today is the time for healing! Zhu Houzhao immediately ordered, "Let's go, let's go to the Tai Hospital!" ”

In order to inquire about this matter, all parties spent a lot of money to find some people in the hospital who could witness this matter, and sure enough, gossip is the nature of people.

The major teahouses in Jingshi have already been crowded with people, and everyone is looking forward to the announcement of the final results.

Zhu Hou arrived at the Tai Hospital in a hurry, and then saw the prisoner with shackles and shackles on his hands.

"How?" Zhu Houzhao said, "Prepare a table of wine and food for him!" ”

"Thanks to Your Highness, the grass people are all right! Believe me, Your Highness, look! "This guy actually grinds his ass around on the stool, and then he stands up, squats, and stands up.

"Are you really good?" Li Dongyang shines in two ways, this is really a wonderful rejuvenation! Although this body is the parents of the skin, but this lesion should not belong to the gift of the parents, this person can not be untransformed.

"Alright, that's great!" That's humane.

"Someone is serving!" Zhu Houzhao clapped his hands, and a table of good wine and food came up.

"Thank you, Your Highness the Prince, thank you, Your Highness the Prince!" The man didn't care about it, he hadn't given him chopsticks, he grabbed the meat directly, and ate the sea and drank it.

At the same time, all walks of life met, and the news was immediately spread to the major teahouses in Beijing with lightning speed.

"I said that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince must be a wonderful hand to rejuvenate, you can see it!"

"That's amazing, isn't it?"

"I didn't expect this to be true, it seems that it was all misinformation before!"

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The next day, the copy of the newspaper was sold out without accident. Now as long as it is a report about His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Zhu Houzhao, it will definitely be a hot sale. Zhu Houzhao has already walked to the center of gossip and entertainment, and what famous prostitutes have been quietly taken to a certain big family, this kind of news that everyone enjoys is not able to compete with the wisdom and martial arts of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Zhu Houzhao, and Zhu Houzhao's gossip is directly like a bulldozer crushing everything.

"How? Master Li, now you believe it, right? Zhu Houzhao smiled and looked at Li Dongyang, who was teaching him.

"The old minister naturally trusts His Royal Highness, it is better for His Highness to choose a good day and cure this unspeakable disease for the old minister!" Li Dongyang looked at Zhu Houzhao with blank eyes.

"Master Li, drinking hemp seed soup may be a little harmful to children. Look at the eunuchs who have drunk this hemp soup when they enter the palace! Zhu Houzhao said with an embarrassed face, "This palace thinks that Master Li must be eager to grow old and have a son!" So, why don't we drink this hemp soup? ”

"Don't drink this hemp soup? Does it hurt if I don't drink it? Thinking of this, Li Dongyang subconsciously touched his buttocks, and then tightened the two strands.

"Master Li, you have to hold back! This pain is not called pain, that is, it hurts very much! Zhu Houzhao said with a smile.

"This, this, this, how is this!" Li Dongyang paced back and forth for half a cup of tea and said, "Let's drink hemp seed soup!" ”

"If you drink it, you really ......" Li Dongyang seemed to be a little unwilling, and asked Zhu Houzhao again.

"Flutter-" Zhu Houzhao couldn't help it, but he specifically told himself not to laugh. Of course, there are exceptions! That is, unless he can't help it, otherwise no matter how funny he is, Zhu Houzhao will not laugh.

"Laughing at what? Still laughing? Li Dongyang just wanted to vent, but he seemed to suddenly understand something. said with a solemn face, "Your Highness, don't deceive the old minister, this hemp seed soup is just a soup used to anesthetize the body and not feel pain, and it won't affect that at all, right!" Hum! The old minister is clear! ”

"......" Zhu Houzhao was speechless, you know everything clearly, and I don't know who just looked like a promise, if it weren't for Bengong not holding back his laughter, Master Li, you would still dare to strike hard!

"Master Li, tomorrow the student will remove the lesion for you!" Zhu Houzhao said.

Of course, the news spread quickly! Because now, the love and hatred between the Oiran and the poor boy and the rich young master and the eldest master in Fireworks Lane have been overshadowed by the divine doctor of the crown prince Zhu Houzhao.

On the streets of Beijing, the wind and grass affect everyone's heart.

"Have you heard that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is going to remove the lesion for Lord Li!"

"Yes! I heard that Master Li doesn't drink hemp seed soup yet! ”

"It's really fake, Lord Li is really a ruthless person, what a werewolf!"

"Don't drink hemp seed soup? Respect him for a man! ”

On the second day, Li Dongyang asked the emperor for leave. Waited at home early, because Zhu Houzhao told him to go directly to his house to treat him, so there was no need for Li Dongyang to go to the hospital again!

Zhu Houzhao carried his surgical medicine box on his back. Everything is ready, and it's just a matter of waiting for the fish to be slaughtered on the chopping board.

"Master Li, don't be afraid that you won't feel anything after drinking this bowl of hemp seed soup!" Zhu Houzhao comforted, "Drink it quickly, fortunately, it is a hemorrhoids plague, and it will be cured forever!" ”

"......" As soon as Li Dongyang drank the hemp seed soup, he saw Zhu Houzhao with a wicked smile on his face, gesturing at his lower body, the bright scalpel made him a little dizzy, and he fainted before he had time to shout.

"Okay, let's get started! Picked up Master Li to the palace. Zhu Houzhao commanded.

After an hour, it was finally over, and everything went well. It's just that when Li Dongyang woke up, he found a group of big men around him watching his body, and he always felt weird.