Chapter 308: Lost face and thrown into the Pacific Ocean

"Remember, when you walk in unison, you are in a horizontal line, you have to sweep the people around you with your peripheral vision, and your steps must follow the password and keep the same line ......"

"There is also squatting, those who often forget their left and right feet, remember for me, if you can't do it, stick a small white paper on your right trouser tube......"

Zhuang Yan knows too well what level his subordinates have reached.

"Instructor, don't worry! Our brother will definitely earn you face! We can't compare to the top classes in reading, aren't we as good as them in these things?! ”

Swimming in the sea cow coaxed me to think that I was very powerful, and even better trained than the top class people.

"Can you be humble?" Solemnity couldn't help but taunt him: "Be modest, you will die?" ”

You Haihai smiled and said, "Instructor, we have the strength!" Strength doesn't allow us to be modest! ”

Zhuang Zheng sneered twice in his heart and stopped talking.

He didn't want to pour cold water on them at this time, which would be bad for morale.

To tell the truth, out of twenty-two boys, there are about six undivided goods.

There are also three people who like to come to the same hands and feet from time to time, at this level, they dare to compare with the top class.

Although it was only trained for three days, it was impossible to reach the level of the company under the recruits, and although there was no kind of god for the recruits to walk in the queue, the top class and the ordinary class had finally come out of shape.

It's only been three days, and it's not easy.

That's the gap.

It's just that they are fascinated by swimming in the sea and can't see clearly.

Finally, it was the turn of the solemn class.

"Listen to the command—"

Majestically took a deep breath.

Death is death, the ugly daughter-in-law always has to see her in-laws, and if you can't hide from it, let's go hard!

"Stand upright! Turn right! Running and walking—"

Twenty-two people, divided into two teams, swimming in the sea is the tallest in the class, so he is the first in the first row, and he is the vanguard of the class.

Swimming in the sea with his head held up, although his movements and postures are a little funny, he can be seen from head to toe from every pore with great confidence.

Although the training is not good, the morale is high, which is not bad.

The solemn prediction still came true, and the team had just run far away, and before it entered the designated arena on the parade road in front of the rostrum, there was already chaos.

In the line, some people began to stagger.

"Stand!"

Finally arrived at the arena, but before he reached the central position, solemnly immediately shouted to stand and let the team stop.

If you keep running, something will go wrong.

He took two steps across, moved to the center of the rostrum, and then gave the command: "Take me as the center, look to the right—"

In the queue training, the trainee soldiers will definitely be centered on the queue commander, so as long as the solemn reminder is given, and then the command is given, the team will naturally be moved over and enter the best position.

This is also a small trick played solemnly, otherwise they can make a mess of porridge by running a few more steps and swimming in the sea, and they will definitely be deducted more points.

After the team assembled, they solemnly ran to the rostrum and saluted Wen Zhixing for instructions.

"Report to the captain, the boys of class 15 have been assembled, please instruct."

"It's going as planned!"

"Yes!"

Returning to his own queue, his solemn gaze swept over everyone.

Then, from the most basic individual queue movements such as taking a short break to striding to squatting and standing up, you can continue to do it down, and finally there are three steps and so on.

The first few actions, although not standard, did not lose in momentum.

In the final analysis, the queue action is to cultivate the temperament of a soldier, and temperament is momentum in the final analysis, and no matter how vulgar the momentum is, it is the spiritual head.

Swimming in the sea, these living treasures, nothing else, the spirit looks good.

Majestie breathed a sigh of relief.

However, trouble soon followed.

When squatting down and standing up, swimming in the sea, a living treasure that does not distinguish between left and right, actually retreated with his left foot!

Solemn suddenly became anxious.

According to the queue standard, the squat is to withdraw the right foot one after the other, and then squat.

Yu Haihai found that he had made it, and quickly stood up and did it again.

Although he did it right this time, he was too anxious, and his right foot retreated too much, and when he squatted, he ...... violently

Hiss –

As a sharp sound erupted from the crotch of the swimming sea, everyone in the audience shouted "wow".

Then, the audience burst into laughter.

You Dahai hurriedly looked down and saw that the crotch of his school uniform suit had been torn open, and all the needles and threads were torn off, revealing the red Playboy brand underwear inside, which was as dazzling as a red flag.

He subconsciously covered his crotch, but he didn't think that his center of gravity would be unstable immediately, and the person fell to the side.

That's not all, he fell to the ground and bumped into the student next to him, and the student next to him also lost his center of gravity and fell to the left......

Things seemed to get out of hand in an instant.

The first column of the horizontal line seemed to play dominoes, and one by one the male students fell to the left.

Majest almost covered his eyes with his hands.

Didn't see it.

I really don't have an eye to see.

"Don't move! Leave your pants alone! The solemn whispered: "Keep moving!" ”

Under the solemn drinking, You Haihai blushed with a monkey's ass face, and squatted again in the eyes of hundreds of people in the whole grade.

This little accident finally got through.

The laughter on the auditorium continued.

Solemn can only continue to lead the team to perform in the queue.

The accident had caused the morale of the boys in Class 15 to drop to the lowest point in an instant, and the laughter around them came and went.

When it comes to the three major steps, the situation is even more out of control.

The easiest of the three steps is to walk in unison.

But as they walked in unison, the procession began to be confused, and those who stepped on the heels of their shoes in front of them stepped on them; Those who make a wrong step and don't listen to the password at all, and can't adjust the pace; And most importantly, those few living treasures with the same hands and feet finally showed in front of all the teachers and students that they had the same talent as circus burlesians - they began to work together collectively.

Do you know what it's like to be a collective?

Have you ever seen a robot?

Have you ever seen an African gorilla?

When a few gorillas were mixed in the queue of normal people and walked forward in a swaying manner, the ones who could hold back their laughter were not mortals, they were immortals.

Even a few students next to a few of them couldn't help it, laughing while walking, almost covering their mouths with their hands.

Circumstance......

It's completely messed up......

Zhuang Zheng felt that he was no longer directing a squad for queue training, but a horse trainer in the circus, leading a group of gorillas to perform to everyone.

After leaving the stage in a hurry, Zhuang Yan couldn't cry or laugh, sat on the ground and took off his hat, and touched a handful of sweat.

Overhead, it's all soaking wet.

Blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not singular.

The climax is always at the end.

When the queue inspection performance was over, the director of the teaching office came over and called all the boys in class 15 aside.

"Ugly or not? Are you ugly? Director Xu of the Teaching Office pointed to the boys in Class 15 and asked loudly in half-salty Mandarin, "Look at what you have all practiced?" There are fifteen classes in high school, and your class is the worst! Especially the boys in your class 15! Look at what your parents have learned by spending money to send you to study and military training? How do you write the word shame? Come to think of it, have you Class 15 won any place in any school event!? ”

Director Xu barabala, spitting and spitting around, trained You Dahai and the others to be bloody.

In the end, he shook his hand and threw down a sentence: "On the last day of military training, the school has decided, please come over, and when the time comes, I will see if you like to lose your face in front of your parents!" ”

When they heard that their parents were coming that day, many boys were dumbfounded.