Ji Qiao didn't bother to pay attention to Tian Yi, but said proudly: "The protagonist of the martial arts competition is a woman, and the question is mainly about describing women, so I wrote a "My Wife Fu", and the referee can take it to everyone to learn and learn." ”

That's a bit hurtful!

The referees were also very unconvinced, and immediately went to turn over Ji Qiao's poems.

Everyone saw that Ji Qiao was so virtuous, and she looked like she was underwhelming! It's a little unbearable!

Ji Ling, Lin Shi, and the princess are very puzzled, where did this kid get his wife?

But Lin Shi figured it out again: This dead person must be the description of me, and I want to take advantage of the opportunity!

Tian Yi was very impatient: "You can read it directly." ”

Ji Qiao was not polite, and immediately opened his mouth to read: "

The beauty of the world, Mo Ruoqi country,

The beauty of the Qi country is not like Linzi,

The beauty of Linzi is my wife.

My wife Lin Shi,

One point is too long,

A minus one point is too short;

If it is powdered, it is too white, and Shi Zhu is too red;

The eyebrows are like green feathers, and the muscles are like snow;

The waist is like a bundle, and the teeth are like shellfish;

Yan Ran smiled, confused Qi country, and lost in Zi. ”

Ji Qiao temporarily copied Song Yu's "Deng's Lustful Fu", a person from the Warring States Period, and only used part of it, and made the following adaptation, which means:

There are no beauties in the world who can compare to the women of Qi country, the beauty of women of Qi country, and no one can surpass the beauties of Linzi, and the most beautiful woman in Linzi has to count my wife.

My wife Lin Shi, in terms of figure, if you increase one point, it is too high, and if you lose one point, it is too short; In terms of skin color, if you apply fat powder, it is too white, and if you apply vermilion, it is too red, and it is really just right.

Her eyebrows were like kingfisher feathers, her skin was as clear as snow, her waist was as slender as a silk wrap, and her teeth were as neat as a series of small shellfish. A sweet smile is enough to confuse and fall for the people of Linzi City and Qi Kingdom.

After hearing this, everyone present nodded and praised! As for Ji Qiao's claim that Lin Shi was his wife in Fuzhong, no one paid attention to it.

King Qi was also amazed at this time: "This rhetoric is gorgeous!" The content is wonderful! And wonderful! It's a masterpiece of the ages! ”

Xuanwu Hou also has an endless aftertaste for this endowment!

Although Tian Yi doesn't have much culture, he also thinks that this Fu is really wonderful!

The referees were also deeply impressed by Ji Qiao! to experience the wonderful artistic conception of this endowment.

At this time, a referee turned out Ji Qiao's fu and was passing it on to each other.

Lin Shi was excited at this time! The joy is beyond words!

She didn't realize how good this endowment was, but she saw that King Qi was full of praise, and the scene was silent, so she also felt that this endowment was wonderful. But he scolded loudly: "Shameless, who is your wife." ”

Ji Qiao couldn't stand her a little, so she said, "Then I'll change it to "Princess Fu". ”

The princess was already unhappy in her heart, such a good endowment, but it was not herself who was described.

Now seeing Ji Qiao say this, he immediately rushed to the stage, snatched the Fu from the referee's hand, and said very seriously: "Second housekeeper, this Fu should have been written for me, and now it is given to me." ”

But the princess was still dressed as a man at this time, and many people didn't see it, so they were very puzzled: what is this man going to do?

However, after a while, everyone understood again, this person dared to admit that he was a princess, and he must be a woman dressed as a man, otherwise the king would be here, who would dare to pretend to be a princess!

Lin Shi was reluctant at this time, and rushed to the stage to grab the princess.

The princess knew that she could not win against her, so she immediately pulled her legs and ran.

Lin Shi went to chase after him.

Dongfang Jiao said loudly: "Shi'er Hugh wants to be presumptuous!" ”

Lin Shi saw that the princess had run to King Qi's side, so it was difficult to chase after her.

Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted: "Isn't the announcement of the martial arts recruitment notice already indicated, and only men can participate?" ”

Everyone immediately nodded in agreement, but when they remembered the identity of the princess, they didn't dare to say anything, so the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

King Qi and the princess didn't know what to say at this time.

However, Ji Qiao immediately explained a few words to Ji Ling.

Ji Ling quickly ran into the crowd and shouted: "The princess is just for fun, are you big men still afraid of a woman." ”

Many ministers wanted to resolve the embarrassment and pat the king's ass, but they couldn't find the words, and now they saw someone playing a round, and immediately echoed:

"Yes, yes, the princess is just to join in the fun, why not."

"Yes, the princess is out of the way."

......

In this way, the matter of the princess's registration immediately became a big deal.

At this time, the referee didn't bother to look at the rest of the poems, and said directly: "If you think that your poems exceed this endowment, you can go on stage and read them to everyone." ”

Everyone is shaking their heads, ashamed of themselves!

One of the referees, who had studied poetry and writing, stepped forward and said respectfully: "Qiao Gongzi is so eloquent!" The old man admires! When the son is free, please point out the old man. ”

Several other referees immediately chimed in: "Then a few of us will point out together." ”

Ji Qiao hurriedly replied politely: "Don't dare to give advice, you can study and study together when you have time." ”

But at this moment, one person was not convinced and actually came to the stage.

Ji Qiao knows that it is Boss Guo.

I saw him open his mouth and read: "The beauty who recruits relatives, peerless and independent." One look at the city, and then look at the country. ”

After hearing this, everyone was also amazed!

They all think that the sentence "take care of the city, and then look at the country", although it is the same as Ji Qiao's sentence "Confuse the country of Qi and lose its love", but it is only Ji Qiao who reads it first, if this person reads it first, the effect is very different.

Therefore, they all think that this poem is also a masterpiece for the ages!

King Qi kept nodding again, but he didn't expect that two great talents would come out in a martial arts competition!

How did Lin Shi come to the stage again, and scolded directly: "Boss Guo, do you want face?" This poem was written to me by my second butler, but you copied it and used it. ”

Everyone! This poem was written by Ji Qiao again?

Boss Guo replied without blushing and without a heartbeat: "Why do you say that I copied it, you don't want others to win, of course he wrote it." ”

Everyone also thinks it's very right, how can this poem be written by Ji Qiao?

Lin Shi immediately asked: "Then you dare to make a song with my second housekeeper and compare the ranks?" ”

Lin Shi is very confident and thinks that Ji Qiao's poems can come at any time.

Everyone thought it was so good! You can judge the superior.

Boss Guo quibbled: "Poetry needs inspiration, how can such a masterpiece come when it comes." ”

Everyone thinks it is very reasonable, a masterpiece through the ages, and it can't be a song for decades. A poet can write a poem in his lifetime, and it is not in vain! How can it be said that there is?

Lin Shi was so angry that he stomped his feet and scolded: "Shameless! ”

Boss Guo was also not polite, and shouted loudly: "If you can't produce evidence, you have to apologize to me." ”

Everyone now also thinks that Lin Shi is a little wrong, so they said: "There is evidence to come up with, otherwise I will apologize." ”

Lin Shi is in a dilemma now, I don't know what to do? So he looked at Ji Qiao and thought that he must have a way to solve it.

Who knows, Tian Yi said loudly at this time: "I can testify that this poem was not written by Boss Guo." ”

In fact, Tian Yi just didn't want Lin Shi to be bullied, and wanted to give false testimony, thinking that he was doing Lin Shi a favor, and everyone would not suspect it.

Lin Shi was moved by Tian Yi and cast a grateful gaze.

Ji Qiao said in his heart: This kid still has true love for Lin Shi! But he didn't want him to be self-defeating, so he arched his hand and said: "Thank you Tian Yigongzi!" But I have my own way to solve this matter. ”

Then he turned his head and asked, "Boss Guo, if I can prove that this poem was written by me, do you dare to gamble with me?" ”