Chapter 352: Just Cutting Your Hair!!
Li Tai hurriedly put on his clothes and ran out, only to see that there were indeed many more people in front of the camp, and his master was walking side by side with the King of the River.
"How's it going? Did you kill Barry? ”
Leng Feng looked at Li Xiaogong and smiled bitterly: "Do you think we are all gods, Pali has fifteen thousand cavalry, and we are only one thousand and two people, we are all lucky to get rid of them!" ”
"Even if you hadn't killed Barry, you'd have killed a lot of them!"
Li Xiaogong looked at the human-level thunder on Leng Feng's waist, it should have been fifteen, but now it has become six, even Leng Feng's head has been used up so much, you can imagine how much loss Barry has suffered.
Leng Feng sighed with emotion: "I didn't kill half of them, but I damaged my two subordinates, damn!" ”
“………”
Li Xiaogong was speechless, beckoned Leng Feng into the tent, and only after sitting down did he continue:
"One thousand two dozen fifteen thousand, only two people were lost, and you actually looked like you were losing, really, to be honest, in fact, I think it is possible for you to lose more than thirty percent, but now there are only two people."
Leng Feng said bitterly: "Two are still less!" When they went to Lingnan, none of them had an accident! ”
"That's not what I said!" Li Xiaogong poured a cup of tea for Leng Feng: "Killing 10,000 enemies and losing 8,000 is a normal war.
Think about it, from ancient times to the present, how many wars have there been when less wins more? And how many times are there regular wars? It's not that I kill you and you kill me! You fought 1,200 to 15,000 this time, and only lost two people, and when it was passed out, who would dare to say that this is not a record that can go down in history? ”
Leng Feng thought about it for a while, and then nodded with difficulty, he actually understood this truth, but since the establishment of the Dragon Tooth Army, it has always been smooth sailing, and he couldn't accept it for a while when there was a sudden loss.
Li Ke and Li Tai were guarding outside the tent, and at this time, the master and the king of Hejian were discussing important matters, and it was inconvenient for the two of them to go in.
Leng Feng saw the two thieves and thieves, and beckoned to Li Tai: "Qingque'er, go get some delicious food for Master, I have eaten raw meat all the way along the way, and I am almost sick to death, green vegetables, I want green vegetables!" ”
"Got it." Li Tai agreed, and then ran to the place where he got food, and there were a lot of dried vegetables brought from Chang'an, and he said......... He also wants to eat vegetables.
Li Xiaogong saw Leng Feng's unkempt appearance, so he said, "There is a lake next to it, do you want to wash it." ”
Leng Feng nodded: "Wash up, and then rest for two days before going on the road, this way will toss us enough." ”
Bayegu Lake is very large, Leng Feng didn't bring a change of clothes, he simply took off his armor and jumped down.
The lake water was cold, not as warm as the bath at home, and Leng Feng laboriously scattered his hair and rubbed it vigorously.
In ancient times, men had long hair, and although it looked good in the air, it was particularly laborious to clean.
Therefore, when Leng Feng was at home, Liu Shuwen helped him clean it.
Thinking of Liu Shuwen, Leng Feng couldn't help but sigh, if it wasn't for Liu Yuan's insistence, he would have promised to come down, at this time he should have held his kiss at home and teased, instead of eating meat every day on this deserted grassland, so that he might drool when he saw pasture.
Thinking so, Leng Feng swam to the lake, pulled out the dagger in the armor pile, and cut off his long hair with a knife in the exclamation of the two dogs next to him!
"Boss! What are you doing! ”
The second dog plopped over a few times, looking at Leng Feng's shoulder-length hair and was stunned.
Leng Feng threw aside the long hair in his hand and said, "It's useless to keep this thing long, it's weird to clean it, it's easier to cut!" ”
"But, Boss, the old people say that cutting your hair will be unlucky, if it is not really long, no one will cut it!"
Wan Zhu also noticed Leng Feng's movements, and swam over a few times: "Boss, the body is skinny, how can you cut it off if you receive it?" ”
Leng Feng looked at these two people helplessly, "cutting hair is unlucky", "body hair and skin, how dare you destroy your parents" These are the views of ordinary people and cultural people on the matter of "cutting hair".
Even in later generations, there is also a saying that after the New Year, the dragon will not raise his head and will not cut his hair, and cut his head and die of his uncle.
"It's just hair, how can there be those weird things, wash it quickly, rest for two days after washing, we can't drag down the team's itinerary, seeing that it's not so hot these days, it's going to be autumn soon, and we're still going north, it's only getting colder and colder."
Ergouzi said helplessly: "Boss, you really shouldn't cut off your hair, the length of your hair now is like a barbarian." ”
Wan Zhu also said helplessly: "Boss, this is not weird, this is what the sage said, we should abide by it!" ”
The power of habit is huge, and the thousand-year-old tradition is not something that Leng Feng's sentence of "strange and exquisite" can be resisted.
Therefore, when Li Xiaogong saw Leng Feng's hair, he squirted out all the food: "Gong Guo, what are you doing?" How do you cut your hair? ”
Leng Feng picked up the small rice, took a deep breath of the aroma of rice, and said, "It's not cut, I cut it with a dagger, and it's too troublesome to have long hair during the march." ”
Li Xiaogong coughed dryly twice, and couldn't help but say: "You see who cut his hair because his hair is too troublesome, how can you go out when you go back to Chang'an like this?" ”
"What's wrong with going out?" Leng Feng looked at Li Xiaogong, could it be that he couldn't go out with short hair?
Li Xiaogong put down his rice bowl: "We Tang people don't have short hair, they are peddlers and pawns, all of them are long-haired, short-haired, only Turkic or something."
You are a dignified founder of the country, if you go out with a short hair, you will definitely be pointed at by the common people and blamed by the master! ”
“………”
Leng Feng plans to ignore Li Xiaogong anymore and cut his hair, and he can't go out yet? Short hair is short hair, and it's not like the Manchu Qing Dynasty, if you don't shave your head and keep braids, you will kill your head.
Li Tai ran in with the dishes and shouted "hot hands", and when he put the wooden plate on the table, he also noticed Leng Feng's short hair, and pointed at the master extremely rudely, unable to speak.
Li Ke also walked in with a vegetable plate, this one was even more straightforward, and the one under his feet almost threw the vegetable plate out, and was shocked: "Master, where is your hair!" ”
Leng Feng put down his job and said helplessly: "It's just short hair, what are you going to do one by one!" Whoever grinds this thing again, twenty military sticks! ”
Li Xiaogong pouted: "Gong Xiguo, you ........."
Leng Feng raised his head: "Including you!" I'm abusing my power today! ”
“………”
Li Xiaogong honestly closed his mouth, this time he came out, his position was under Leng Feng, Leng Feng really wanted to beat him, he had to bear it.
(End of chapter)