Chapter 3 Section 098 Anecdote of the
"What are you hesitating about. As long as you come here. The food here is yours. Wait a few days. There are those who are willing to stay in Koto. We raise our hands to welcome. There are those who want to return to Xichuan. We're going to send you home. What do you think. Brethren of the Sichuan Army. Everyone is a big Han. The Han people don't fight the Han people." In front of the Jiangdong Army. The little school was holding a bamboo slip in his hand. There they shouted according to the script.
The bamboo slips were sent to them by the old man. The content above was also drafted by Master Guan himself.
"Brethren. What are you calling for? Greasy and crooked. Who can end up well. Brethren. Put down your knives and guns. Change to a pair of chopsticks. The gentlemen of Jiangdong will accompany you to eat steamed buns." The little colonel picked up another bun from the cage drawer. He took a hard bite and shouted.
"Eat on the other side. It's a long thing." Buns are this thing. It is the patent of the big man. Naturally, the soldiers of Xichuan had never seen it before. Someone swallowed saliva right now. Inquire about others.
"Something. Lao Tzu has never eaten it. I know it's a thing." The soldiers were there with their eyes closed, sniffing the smell of meat in the air. The cold was interrupted. Immediately replied with a slumped face.
"Hey. Don't eat meat. We smell the fragrance. It's really a good thing for him." More soldiers were in an uproar.
"Brethren. Robbed them of a shit." I don't know who in the team shouted such a voice.
"Right. Robbed them of a shit." Time. The soldiers of the Sichuan army responded one after another.
"Stop. Hold it. Aren't you afraid of military law?" Guan Yu's horizontal knife blocked in front of the formation. Trying to stop these eager soldiers.
"Military Law. I'm so hungry. Starving to death is also death. To be hacked to death by the general is also death. General, you can watch it." Some soldiers have been irritated by the smell of meat for a long time, and they have lost their minds. A pick up of the comrades who are in the way in front of you. The first to raise a weapon rushed towards the Jiangdong Army.
"Rush. Grab it. You're afraid of a hammer." The soldier ran a few steps. Turning around, he looked at his comrades behind him with disdain and shouted.
"Poof." The voice did not fall. The good head was cut off by Guan Yu on the horse.
"Straight is a death. Brethren. To die is to be a full ghost. Grab it." Blood. Corpse. Hunger. Meat buns. It completely made the hesitant soldiers lose their minds. The soldiers of the former army crossed Guan Yu one after another. Stunned, he rushed to the dozens of cage drawers on the opposite side. Of course. All they have in their eyes is the cage drawers. And the meat buns.
"Retreat." As soon as I saw the Sichuan army rushing up. The little colonel raised his hand to order the flag. The Jiangdong army behind him gave an order. I turned my head and snorted.
"Hahahaha. Rat. They ran. Brethren. Eat." Looking at the embarrassed figure of the Jiangdong Army. The soldiers of the Sichuan army shouted excitedly. The footsteps also moved faster.
"Come on. Here you go. It's delicious. He is an ancestor. A lot of meat." A Sichuan army opened the cage drawer. Grabbed a few buns first. I turned around and threw one to the halfway. Cursed while swallowing desperately.
"A group of turtle sons. I got it for Lao Tzu to climb. Give way to the brothers at the back." Sassy drills left and drills right. I didn't get to the cage drawer. He raised his leg and kicked the comrade who was blocking the way in front of him, and scolded angrily there.
Dozens of cage drawers of buns. It was soon shared by the soldiers of the Sichuan army. There are those who run slowly. I just watched my comrades munching there. Or is it a shy face with a front cover that almost begs for the last one.
"Turtle son's. What kind of bun is this in Koto. It's really a must. Belch. Lao Tzu finally had a full meal today." Sao Ji Gong followed the team and walked forward. While burping.
"You know how to do it. Back. Let everyone eat it." There were soldiers there who couldn't get enough of inquiring about the way to make steamed buns.
"The devil knows how to do it. Feel relieved. and so on laid down Gangneung. Grab two cooks and ask. Don't you know." There was a soldier there who picked his teeth and replied.
"It's also hah. Then let's go faster. Take down Gangneung early. It's good to get a reward and go to the street to be happy. Lao Tzu's birds. It's all shrunken and begging." As the saying goes, enough food and clothing to think about prostitution. Desire. That's true. That's just a full meal. Some of the soldiers remembered the incident.
"Yes. When the time comes, you'll go all the way with the. The two of you pick a kiln sister. Swap it out and play a ha. Quench your thirst and save money." A soldier laughed when he heard this.
"Climb. Last time, Lao Tzu followed this turtle son all the way. Say okay, one person pays half of the money. Call one all the way merry ha. You guess this turtle son is doing a dirty thing." The soldier said with some indignation.
"Say. I've offended you." The soldiers were very interested in these lace news.
"This turtle son took off his pants while Lao Tzu was taking off. Let's go to Sister Yao's dry road first. Poke them in the mouth again. Only then did he turn over at the end. Ge Laozi. I can't kiss Lao Tzu if I want to. When he's done praying. Wait for Lao Tzu to think about it again. Don't do it anymore. Lao Tzu paid half of the money. In the end, I didn't even kiss my mouth."
The soldier brought it up. I just feel angry.
"Haha. Sassy. You're a turtle son, you're a terrible prostitute. Thanks to Lao Tzu, I didn't have to listen to you last time. Otherwise, this brother will end up like this." After listening to the soldier's complaints. Someone over there immediately laughed.
"Okay, okay. It happened many years ago. Also placed here. Swing a hammer. Looking back, Lao Tzu personally contributed money. It's always good to let your baby go happy." The old thing was brought up again in public. Sao Ji Gong also felt embarrassed to get up. At that moment, he was there with his neck in reply.
"Cloud Chief. I didn't expect that Jiangdong would not succeed in recruiting us, but it would fulfill us. Hahaha. You see. The morale of our army has come up again." Liu Bei is riding on a horse. Walking side by side with Guan Yu. I listened to the bad words coming from the front of me. Leaned there and laughed.
"Eaten. Naturally, morale is high. But nine out of ten of the soldiers didn't eat it. Eldest brother. Look at the soldiers in the back. As. Give them a dry meal in the evening. I'm afraid it goes on like this. They're going to mutiny." Hearing this, Guan Yu raised his hand worriedly and pointed to the back. Said to Liu Bei.
"Hey. As far as Evian said. In the evening, the whole army eats dry rice." Liu Bei looked back at the weak ones behind him. Soldiers with expressionless faces. Turned back to Guan Yu and said.