Guan Qiao got up and left his seat, walked in the center, with one hand behind his back, full of emotion, he looked at Li Yun, walked three or two steps left and right, and then had an idea, and said: "Listen, my upper link is: two apes cut wood deep in the mountains, and look down on how the monkeys deal with each other." ”

As soon as this couplet came out, many people at the banquet heard the sound outside the strings, and the last sentence of the couplet was two words: according to the data, homophonic "game".

Guan Qiao: This is a satire that Li Yun is a monkey couplet.

I have to say that cultural people are different, and even the irony is obscure.

Cheng Chumo couldn't hear the meaning, and Lin Qingzhu tasted the sound outside the strings, and Li Yun couldn't hear it?!

Li Yun was not angry, he got up and came to this person's side, and smiled indifferently: "It's a good two apes to watch a play, monkey couples, Guan Juren is really knowledgeable." ”

"The adult has won the prize, but it is idle and funny, and the adult is invited to make the next couplet." Guan Qiao's words were a little provocative and contemptuous.

Since the other party wanted to provoke him, then he took the move, Li Yun opened the folding fan, and immediately said: "A horse is stuck in the mud, ask the old beast how to get out of the hoof." ”

Guan Qiao satirized Li Yun's game, so Li Yun hit back at him (question), Guan Qiao is the one who made the question, who is he scolding instead of scolding? Such a downlink can be described as a beautiful counterattack.

Guan Qiao's face was stunned, he didn't want this county official to have some skills, how did he know that the man standing in front of him was a champion, he was just a person, and he dared to play a big knife in front of Guan Gong.

Guan Qiao's face was a little ugly, but he still kept smiling and said, "Haha! The county magistrate is really neat, so please give me another link. ”

"My uplink is: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven."

This couplet sounds nothing at first glance, but if you want to taste it carefully, it is not difficult to find that the upper couplet lacks "eight", which means "forgetting eight", homophonic "Wang eight".

Guan Qiao is sarcastically sarcastic about Li Yun being the eighth king.

Li Yun pursed his lips and smiled, patted the other party's shoulder leisurely, and said, "Filial piety, loyalty, and etiquette. ”

In the next couplet, only the word "shame" is hidden, which means "shameless". Li Yunhui 9 scolded him for being a shameless man, and he was blocked by the Gao family's father and son, but he felt that glory was not shameless, and what was it?

Guan Qiao's face was a little ugly, but he didn't expect him to be quite powerful, and he answered calmly, it seemed that he was a hard stubble.

Since this is the case, I had to show my real skills and said: "Listen up, my lord, the upper link is: it doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, it becomes rain when it falls to the ground, and it is troublesome for snow to become rain, so it's better to only rain in God." ”

Product, fine taste.

There was nothing in this uplink, but the person who wanted to be the opponent of Guanqiao was Li Yun, so it was an extra layer of deep meaning, Li Yun was the order of Linzi County, and he was an official, so the deep meaning was that he was verbose, just like a girl.

There is no other deep meaning in this couplet, the key is to deal with the personal couplet.

Li Yun's eyebrows twitched slightly, pondered for a moment, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and said: "Lifting people to eat without eating, eating will become, and it will be troublesome to eat, it is better to lift people than just eat." ”

As soon as this lower link came out, Guan Qiao's face turned red, and his upper link was quite obscure, but Li Yun's lower link was naked scolding himself for eating shit and spraying feces in his mouth.

"Oh yes, sideways: a mouth full of farts."

In the battle just now, it was obvious that Li Yun had the upper hand, and in the end, Li Yun said that he was full of farts, and he was speechless in humiliation, so he had to return to his position silently.

In the eyes of Gao Mang's father and son, they were not very happy, but they didn't expect Li Yun to be a master of pairs, but they really underestimated him.

After Gao Mang glanced at the other person, he only saw a middle-aged man stand up, looking at him elegant and elegant, thinking that he was also a scum.

"Lord Lin, as the head of a county, opening his mouth and saying vulgar words is inevitably inconsistent with his identity."

Since they want to play, they are playing with them, and let's see how many catties and taels this group of literati in Linzi County are? !

"Who are you?"

"In Xia Xiao Fengwu, Wude raised people in eight years, my name is when my mother gave birth to me, I dreamed that a phoenix fell on the sycamore, so it was named 'Fengwu'."

Li Yun sneered, and Xiao Fengwu asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"It's a shame that your mother didn't dream that a chicken fell on a plantain tree, and with your surname, it's a perfect match."

Xiao Jiba!

It's a really good name, but it fits his temperament very well.

Xiao Fengwu naturally didn't understand what he was saying, but when he thought about it, he didn't think it was a good thing.

Xiao Fengwu didn't care anymore, he was here to make things difficult for Li Yun, but he didn't come to tease him, and said: "I also have a couplet here, please give me advice." ”

"Tell me about it."

Li Yun didn't bother to refuse, even if he refused, they still had other tricks to embarrass themselves.

"The two kings of the piano and the pipa have horns on their heads."

Xiao Fengwu's couplet is not ironic, but this couplet can definitely be called a wonderful couplet.

Of course, this is not difficult for Li Yun, I only heard Li Yun say: "My next link is: The four little ghosts have their own thoughts. ”

Xiao Fengwu was not in a hurry, and he didn't think about stumping the opponent with this link, and continued: "Which of these mongrels is Mr. Rice, Corn, Wheat, and Millet?" ”

"Poetry, books, Yili, Spring and Autumn Period, many scriptures, why ask Lao Tzu!" Li Yun was not to be outdone.

"The Ministry of Water fire, Jin Sikong, is building a lot of buildings." Xiao Fengwu tilted his head and said conceitedly, this couplet of his own, there is gold, wood, water, fire and earth, it depends on how he is right.

This time, Li Yun didn't rush to say, but asked rhetorically: "Haolian, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are all five, it can't be said to be Xiao Juren, admire and admire!" ”

"Listen to adults, but do you want to give up?"

Li Yun shook his head and said, "I want to give it a try." ”

"Then please!!"

"Just now, if you are right with five lines, then I will answer with the direction." Li Yun pondered for a while, and said: "The southerners and the northerners are in the middle (of the people) to lift something. ”

It doesn't matter after this is said, as soon as Li Yun's next link came out, it immediately attracted the dissatisfaction of many people.

"As a county honor, my lord insults everyone here with such a statement, I'm just afraid that it doesn't make sense, right?" Gao Mang said.

"If you think that someone Lin said something wrong, the official apologizes, and if anyone still wants to pair with the official, just let the horse come over, and I will catch it."

Seeing that it was difficult for Li Yun to pair pairs, Gao Mang changed his words and said: "It's just a pair of pairs, it's really boring, in the past, I heard that King Yun fought wine in the Liangyi Hall and wrote a hundred poems, achieving the name of a generation of poets. ”

"That's very good, let's fight poetry."

"Lord Lin, what do you think?" Gao Mang asked deliberately.

Li Yun said indifferently: "Whatever." ”