Chapter 9 Flirting with the Lady
Leaving this kind of thing to someone to do, it is really much more convenient, on the second day of the sale of "The Legend of the Great Sage and the Demon", there can be such a grand occasion, and I think that Chen Dongzhu has also done a lot of publicity.
Gu Bei sat at the table and pondered, thinking about how to please Bai Luoshi.
This is not last night, Gu Bei wanted to reason with Bai Luoshi why he confiscated his pocket money.
Gu Bei searched around the place where Bai Luoshi often went in the house and didn't find it, and unconsciously walked to the door of Bai Luoshi's room, and heard the sound of "ćŠć" from inside, and suddenly pushed open the door with great joy, and Gu Bei's nose two lines of liquid "ticked" to the ground...
The picture I just saw came to mind, the snow-white jade neck, the jade back as smooth as satin, Ying Ying holding the waist of Chu Palace, and the plump pink legs...
Alas, it's been a lot of anger lately! Gu Bei hurriedly wiped off the nosebleed, coughed, and said with an innocent face: "Today's weather... Ahem, lady, I just saw it as a husband... Cough... Didn't see anything. â
"Get out."
"Lady, listen to my explanation..."Gu Beibian explained, but his eyes couldn't take his eyes off Bai Luoshi's bare spring light.
"Out... Go!"
Gu Bei still wanted to explain, didn't want to take another look, suddenly an object flew towards him, Gu Bei hurriedly withdrew and closed the door.
"Smack"
A piece of porcelain fell on the door and shattered.
"Daughter-in-law, porcelain is bought for silver, don't think about committing suicide." After saying that, he fled back to his room.
"Bastard."
Bai Luoshi gritted her teeth in the room and said, her jade face was pink, her delicate body trembled slightly, and she was obviously angry.
It turned out that after dinner, Bai Luoshi walked around the street for a day, her body was a little slimy, and she told Qing'er to ask someone to bathe in water, Bai Luoshi thought that no one in the backyard dared to enter her room, and no one dared. Bai Luoshi bathed in heart, closed the door, and forgot to lock it.
After Bai Luoshi finished bathing, she was about to get dressed. Usually when it is locked, Gu Bei has never come, who would have thought that Gu Bei suddenly pushed the door and broke in tonight.
Bai Luoshi took a light gauze to cover her body, who knew that the color embryo would not withdraw, and looked at it intently while explaining, Bai Luoshi, who couldn't bear it, picked up a porcelain bottle and threw it out.
After Bai Luoshi got dressed, she sat in front of the dresser, looking at her peachy cheeks in the bronze mirror, thinking about the back of the embryo running away, and couldn't help but "poof" to cover her mouth and chuckle.
One smile captivates the city, and the second laughs captivates the country. Miss Bai's smile is as good as this, but which young man can be lucky enough to see it?
Which girl is not pregnant with spring, Bai Luoshi is not another, Bai Luoshi also fantasizes that the prince in her mind is a hero who is both civil and military, riding a high-headed horse to marry herself.
Fantasy is just fantasy, grandpa is old, and the huge Bai family still needs her to support herself, Bai Luoshi sighed softly.
Yes, Gu Bei had a flash of inspiration, remembering the fragrant back last night, this hot day will come soon, and there will be more mosquitoes, thinking of Bai Luoshi's fresh and jade-like skin, which was full of bags bitten by mosquitoes, thinking about Gu Bei and feeling distressed, it belonged to him.
Do it when you think of it, let Qing'er grind, Gu Bei began to pick up the pen and write. Just as Gu Bei was writing and painting on the paper, a good smell came into his nose, Gu Bei only thought it was Qing'er, ignored it, and continued to write and paint.
"Honeysuckle, borneol, bezoar, millet incense... Are you going to make a drink? A soft voice asked with a little surprise: "What kind of drink, to use bezoar millet so strangely?" â
The so-called drink is what the Xia Dynasty said about drinks. To say that at this time, the Xia Dynasty made all kinds of drinks no less than the gardens of various drinks in later generations.
"If you don't understand, don't mess around..."Gu Bei looked up at the face that was close at hand, startled, and patted his chest.
"What? Are you afraid of me? Bai Luoshi said.
"Lady, how can a husband be afraid of you! You're not a tiger, even if you're a tiger, you're a cute tigress. Gu Bei calmed down, looked at Bai Luoshi's pink ears in front of him, took a deep breath, blew on Bai Luoshi's ears, and played a prank.
Bai Luoshi hurriedly took a step back and glared at Gu Bei with a red face.
Gu Bei admired Bai Luoshi's shy and red face, it was so charming, he really wanted to go up and bite it hard.
Gu Bei smiled and added the "burning knife" wine to the paper at the end, called Qing'er and handed it to her: "You can buy this yourself, don't let others know, this is your uncle's unique secret recipe." â
After Qing'er left, Bai Luoshi calmed down and said indifferently to Gu Bei: "What did you write just now?" â
Gu Bei laughed and said, "Want to know? After speaking, the index finger of his right hand hooked Bai Luoshi.
Bai Luoshi's little head came closer.
"Closer."
Bai Luoshi came closer.
"A little more."
Just when Bai Luoshi got closer and closer, there was only a tiny gap between the two.
Gu Bei smelled the body fragrance emitted by Bai Luoshi, and his heart was ape for a while, and the breath he exhaled was a little heavy.
Bai Luoshi was also uncomfortable, the man in front of him named Xianggong, a smell from his body drilled into his nose, and he said indifferently with a trace of trilling: "If you don't say it, if you don't say it, I won't listen to it." â
"Lady, tell you for your husband." Gu Bei looked at this beautiful face without powder up close, couldn't help but kiss it, let out a "pop", and then "haha" laughed and jumped away: "I won't tell you." â
"Lady, you are really fragrant, is it your body fragrance?" After asking this sentence, without waiting for Bai Luoshi to answer, Gu Beida ran out with a smile.
Leaving Bai Luoshi, who was flushed, stunned, poor Bai Luoshi has blushed more times since she met Gu Bei than from childhood to adulthood combined.
"I'm being molested by that bastard again." Bai Luoshi, who came back to her senses, touched her kissed face and muttered to herself: "That color embryo actually kissed me." â
After Gu Bei walked out of the room, he was in a very beautiful mood, thinking about Bai Luoshi's shy appearance, and felt that it was not bad to tease her every day.
Gu Bei walked around the mansion with high spirits, enjoying the scenery in the mansion.
"Uncle, I've bought something."
Gu Bei turned around and saw that a petite figure trotted over here, panting and puffing.
Return to the precincts.
Gu Bei asked Qing'er to bring two brand-new pots, one large and one small, and officially started making flower water.
When it comes to making toilet water, he now has very convenient conditions. Because the bezoars of later generations have become artificial bezoars. High-grade spices such as millet incense are impossible to add to flower water.
What's more, he also has ambergris, a big killer.
The only difficulty is that the main ingredient of toilet water is high alcohol, that is, alcohol. The strongest sake of this era is no more than 20 degrees, and it is a wine that is fermented with alcohol and pressed. It is not the distillation method of later generations at all.
However, it is not difficult to distill alcohol, Gu Bei only needs to distill it to 75 degrees.
Gu Bei used a brand-new cauldron to buckle on the small pot, and used a damp cloth to cool it down. He poured a burning knife into a small pot and distilled it over fire.
Soon, the alcohol condensed on the wall of the cauldron above, and then flowed down the wall of the pot, and was taken into a bowl by Gu Bei.
The wine in this pot is the strongest, and the second pot is much softer. In other words, the alcohol will get lower and lower as the distillation time goes on. So Gu Bei chose the high alcohol that had just been distilled, and soon took a small bowl.
Since there was no special distillation equipment, Gu Bei actually caused a great waste by doing this, but he didn't care much about this bit of wine.
Gu Bei sealed the alcohol in a porcelain bottle to avoid volatilization. Then he asked Qing'er to bring the basket, that is, it was specially used to weigh the silver, and weighed the materials he bought one by one.
Then, Gu Bei mixed these materials together, and he used a stone mill to grind them into an extremely fine powder, and then poured the powder into the distilled alcohol.
Then Gu Bei asked Qing'er to find two family members, and Gu Bei asked two family members to do nothing today, just take turns shaking the porcelain bottle for two hours.