Ji Qiao suddenly shouted loudly: "Slow." ”

The kings are a little afraid, and this boy has to do more!

King Zhou's attitude is very different now, and he immediately asked with a pleasant face: "What else does Gongzi Qiao have to advise?" ”

Ji Qiao smiled: "Don't dare to advise!" It's just that tomorrow the twelve princes and kings will go together, and it will not be good for the king of Zhou to accompany anyone. So I thought of a way, the kings bid, and the highest bidder must be accompanied by the king of Zhou, so that no one will be offended, what does the king of Zhou want? ”

"That's a great way! The widow is worried about this. King Zhou replied very simply, he didn't expect to make money again.

Ji Qiao immediately raised his hand and shouted, "Qi country will give two hundred taels of gold." ”

"Three hundred taels." King Qin showed no weakness.

"Four hundred taels." King Yue is not far behind.

"Five hundred taels." Han Wang followed up.

"Seven hundred taels." The king of Chu directly added two hundred.

"One thousand taels." After the king of Wei finished shouting, he immediately looked around the kings, meaning: Whoever adds more, I will cut you!

When the kings saw the fierce and vicious appearance of the king of Wei, they didn't dare to make any more offers.

King Zhou is already excited! But I thought in my heart: King Wei is not honest, and he just said that he didn't bring money when he went out.

When the banquet was dismissed, Ji Qiao hurriedly said to Prince Zhou politely: "Prince, I have made a lot of money for your Zhou royal family today, can you stop the matter of the previous few days?" ”

Prince Zhou's mood at this time was very different: "You don't have to worry about this matter, Gongzi Qiao, it's my honor to be deceived by you!" ”

Ji Qiao continued to say politely: "In Luoyi City these days, please take care of the prince!" ”

Prince Zhou replied: "It must be certain, Gongzi Qiao has something to order directly." ”

......

The next day, the king of Wei, accompanied by the king of Zhou, walked in the front with pride, followed by the kings of the eleven kingdoms, and set off towards the Taimiao of the Zhou Dynasty.

Jiuding is a symbol of the national power of the ancient treasure, according to legend Yu cast Jiuding, like Kyushu.

The famous mountains and rivers of Kyushu and strange things are engraved on the body of Jiuding, and a tripod symbolizes a state.

Kyushu is Yuzhou, Jizhou, Yongzhou, Yanzhou, Qingzhou, Xuzhou, Yangzhou, Jingzhou, and Liangzhou.

Now, everyone is visiting with great interest.

Ji Qiao, Lin Shi, Wei Hua, and Tian Yan walked together, watching carefully one by one.

After Ji Qiao saw it, he said in his heart: This is not a big deal, isn't it just a few big copper tripods, it is not worthy of the kings of various countries to be so fascinated, it seems that it is a matter of thought.

It's still the Zhou Dynasty doctor Wang Sunman's words are good: in Germany is not in Ding! It is virtue that rules the world, not Jiuding itself.

Suddenly, someone shouted with disdain: "Young Master Qiao is a womanizer!" Everywhere they go, they take women with them. ”

Originally, everyone was in a very comfortable mood and their thoughts were very concentrated, but when they were messed up by this person, the atmosphere was completely lost.

Ji Qiao was very angry, and he didn't know that he was a fool of that country, so he had to be bored, so he asked, "What is your wife's room?" ”

This man thought: I have to say less! So he replied, "Five, six." ”

Ji Qiao asked again: "How do the ladies look?" How many children are there? ”

This person thought in his heart: You can't say that your wife and concubine are beautiful, so you can prove that you are also beautiful. Then he replied: "They are all five big and three coarse, with strange and ugly appearances, and there are more than ten children. ”

At the same time, I was mentally proud: see what you can do to me?

Ji Qiao pointed at Lin Shi with his hand and asked, "Are there all such beautiful women?" ”

The man hurriedly said: "It's not in case! ”

Ji Qiao was also not polite, and immediately revised and lengthened Song Yu's "Deng's Disciple Lustful Fu":

"The beauty of the world is Mo Ruo Qi country, the beauty of Qi country is Mo Ruo Linzi, and the beauty of Linzi is Mo Ruolin poetry. Beauty Lin poems, an increase of one point is too long, and a decrease of one point is too short; If it is powdered, it is too white, and Shi Zhu is too red; The eyebrows are like green feathers, and the muscles are like snow; The waist is like a bundle, and the teeth are like shellfish; Yan Ran smiled, confused Qi country, and lost in Zi.

However, this woman climbed the wall and peeked at me for three years, and she has not allowed it to do so. Your Excellency is not: the wife is unkempt and deaf, with a straight lips and teeth, and a stiff side, and scabies and hemorrhoids. Your Excellency is pleased, so that there are more than ten sons. The kings shall examine who is the one who is a womanizer. ”

The latter paragraph means:

Such a beautiful woman has been peeking at me on the wall for three years, and I still haven't agreed to have a deep relationship with her.

Your Excellency, however, is unkempt, her ears are contracture, her lips are turned out and her teeth are uneven, she is hunched over, she walks with a limp, and she suffers from scabies and hemorrhoids. And Your Excellency loved them so much that they gave birth to a dozen children. See, I pray kings, who are the womanizers?

It means that the man just now didn't pick women, he was more.

Ji Qiao's word is too descriptive, and the reason is very far-fetched, but the rhetoric is gorgeous, the content is wonderful, and its meaning has gone beyond the argument itself.

The man just now bowed his head and was silent at this time, knowing that if he continued to fight, he would be bored with himself.

The kings were not in the mood to pay attention to the dispute between the two, and they were all quietly experiencing the wonderful artistic conception of Ji Qiao's first fu.

And they all whispered to themselves: "It's really worth the trip, I heard such a wonderful poem!" ”

King Zhou suddenly asked, "Young Master Qiao is so brilliant!" Where did you learn from? ”

Ji Qiao thought to himself: This is Song Yu's endowment, Song Yu's master seems to be Qu Yuan, Qu Yuan is a self-created sect, and he can't trace the root. So he replied: "I have never apprenticed, and I have nothing to do to study." ”

Lin Shi said to Ji Qiao at this time: "You are too shameless, when will I lie on the wall and peep at you?" ”

King Zhou hurriedly smiled and said: "Miss Lin Shi, it doesn't matter whether you peep or not, why be dissatisfied if you can get this endowment!" ”

......

After visiting the Taimiao and Jiuding, it was already noon, and the kings took people back to the barracks.

In the afternoon, the camp of the Qi army, inside the big tent.

Lin Qing said excitedly: "Young Master Qiao, this time I didn't come in vain, I once again appreciated your wisdom and literary brilliance!" ”

Lin Shi said: "At the conference yesterday, if we didn't help, Ji Qiao would be embarrassed!" ”

Lin Qing immediately replied: "You know a fart, even if we don't appear, Qiao Gongzi can handle it easily." What's more, in such a scene, a few people can have a chance to perform! You haven't seen many kings who can't interject, even King Zhou, if it weren't for Qiao Gongzi's promotion, the kings wouldn't take it seriously, especially let your girl be majestic! ”

Lin Shi is right to think about it, if it weren't for Ji Qiao, who would care about himself? No matter how good the martial arts are, there is no chance to perform.

At this time, the soldier suddenly came to report: "Gongzi Qiao, the king of Zhou has come to the camp of our army, and the king invites you to come over." ”

Everyone was shocked!

Ji Qiao immediately went to King Qi's tent camp.

When King Zhou saw him, he hurriedly said politely: "Yesterday, with the help of Gongzi Qiao, the widow easily obtained four thousand six hundred taels of gold, and I came to thank you!" ”

Ji Qiao said modestly: "King Zhou, this is all King Qi's idea. ”

King Zhou said politely: "I never thought that Gongzi Qiao would override public opinion and support the Zhou family, and the widow is grateful!" ”

Ji Qiao continued to say modestly: "King Zhou, the effort of raising your hands is not enough to worry about. ”

The king of Zhou suddenly changed his words: "King Qi, Prince Qiao, the widow has a reluctant request: I want to discuss the world with you, and then divide the land and rule!" ”