Chapter 70: Named the county lord
"What is an actor? What is a director? His Majesty Lao Zhao was a little confused when he heard this.
Song An realized that he had accidentally said bald lips, "Eh, I just said, you don't have to act in front of me, I'm hungry." ”
This is from the heart, Song An is really hungry.
“…… Then go to the Yanfu Palace in the city and have a banquet, I have already set up a celebration banquet there! ”
……
"I won the life of Haotian, first got Song Jiang and other virtuous generals to go north to the imperial Liao, and then the first emperor Shenzong to find the emperor's brother King Jinjun, I am very relieved. Song Jiang and other people were meritorious in helping the king of Jin County, Pingtian Hu, and the rewards were as follows. ”
"Jin Feng Song Jiang is the founding viscount of the fifth grade, and Jin Feng Lu Junyi, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Guan Sheng, Lin Chong, Qin Ming, and Hu Yanzhuo are the six rank Xiao cavalry captains."
"Jin Feng Hua Rong, Chai Jin and the rest of the Liangshan Bo Tiangang Star leaders are the Seventh Rank Cloud Cavalry Captain."
"Song An is ordered to be the commander of Lanling County."
"Jin Feng Zhu Wu, Huang Xin, Sun Li and other Liangshan Bo seventy-two earth evil star leaders are the eight pins of Tong Zhilang!"
"The three daughters of Feng Qiongying, Hu Sanniang, Sun Erniang, and Gu Sister-in-law will be the eight daughters!"
"Posthumously awarded the late leader of Liangshanbo, Chao Gai, as the founding viscount of the five products!"
"Chin this!"
In the Yanfu Palace, the eunuch pinched the throat of the male duck and read the holy decree aloud.
This time, all the leaders of Liangshanbo were promoted, but they were promoted too slowly, and all of them were promoted to half a grade. Song Jiang was promoted from the founding baron of the deputy fifth rank to the viscount of the fifth rank, Wu Yong and others were promoted from the deputy seventh rank to the seventh rank, and the same was true for the others. Qiong Ying and several other women were named the Eight Rank Edict. What is a little more than the last reward is that it also gave the founder of Liangshanbo's career, Tota Heavenly King Chao Gai, a viscount with the same rank as Song Jiang.
Except for Song An's position as the Lanling County Commander, who enjoys real power, the other people's official titles are all fictitious and have no actual power.
This made Song An wonder, could it be that the emperor Lao'er wanted to promote himself?
When he saw the bad old man Uncle Zhang grinning at himself with a big mouth without front teeth, he seemed to have an understanding.
After the dismissal, he just wanted to come to Uncle Zhang to talk to him in the vernacular, who would have thought that this bad old man would come over with a smile.
"Xiao Anzi, congratulations on your promotion to half a grade and becoming the parent official of 100,000 people in Lanling County!" The bad old man is familiar with Song An's relationship and understands Song An's temper, so he has the audacity to call him Xiao Anzi.
But Song An didn't mind him calling it that.
"Rejoice and rejoice, there is a way to be 100,000 snowflakes and silver in the Qing County Order in three years, and when I make a fortune, I will definitely share a little dirty with you!"
Lao Zhang was dumbfounded: "The old man bothered to beg the emperor to send you to be the county order, is it just to let you go there to engage in corruption?" ”
"Or else?" Song An disagreed.
"Do you know the general situation of Lanling County, Xiao Anzi?"
"I know a little bit about it."
"Tell the old man."
"Five hundred miles south from Liangshanbo is Lanling, the word Lanling is taken by Qu Yuan, the doctor of Chu State, and later became the fief of Huang Xie, one of the four sons of the Warring States Period, Huang Xie accepted Xunzi as the order of Lanling County...... During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, it was the fief of Gao Changgong, the king of Lanling, and Li Bai was drunk here during the Tang Dynasty, and wrote the eternal quatrain of 'Lanling wine tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light', and when the anti-Japanese was resisted, the railway guerrillas fought devils on the railways here, yes, there was also a bloody battle ...... Moss Village"
Song An poured out all the things he knew about Lanling in history, and in the next second, he felt that he was pouting again.
"What is anti-Japanese? What is a railway guerrilla? What is the bloody battle Moss Village? Lao Zhangtou threw out three questions one after another.
How to explain it?
Say that Lao Tzu traveled from 900 years later?
It is impossible to explain, it is impossible to explain in this lifetime.
"Well, I'll just say it, you just listen to it."
Lao Zhangtou was also used to Song An's non-explanation, "Xiao Anzi, although you have said a lot, you are all right, but you are not to the point. ”
“…… Where is the point, you give a chestnut. ”
"There is a big and big Weishan Lake in Lanling County, with a radius of nearly 1,000 miles, which is larger than your 800-mile Liangshanbo...... There is a group of lake bandits in Weishan Lake, they are not many in number, that is, two or three hundred people, but they rely on the vast reeds of Weishan Lake to swing without a trace, they often go out of the lake to burn and loot, and the people in the whole Lanling County who are disturbed by them are panicking. The last Lanling County Commander took the officials to suppress the bandits, but as soon as they got off the boat, they were overturned by the lake bandits hiding under the water, and they had no ...... to survive."
"If you dare to ask me to die, I'll just say that you are a bad old man and you don't have a good heart!"
The old man grinned knowingly: "You are the greedy wolf star in the sky, and you can't die!" ”
"Pull the chickens down! Speak human words! ”
"The old man sees that you kid has a lot of ghost eyes, so he recommended you to the emperor. You kid must have a way! ”
“……”
"By the way, I heard that the bandit leader of Weishan Lake is still an old lady, and his nickname is the Female Hades!"
"Women?"
"Aang."
"What's your real name?"
"Don't know?"
"How old?"
"I don't know."
"What does it look like?"
"I don't know"
“……”
The Battle of Pingliao and the chaos of Tianhu have been completed, and those who should be promoted have also been promoted, and then the Liangshan army should return to Liangshanbo for repair.
According to history, Wang Qing in Huaixi only began to clean up Huaixi half a year after the Pingding Tianhu Rebellion, and because of the participation of Song An, the traverser, it took about three months to complete the two things of Pingliao and Pingtianhu, which originally took a whole year to complete, so that the Liangshan army had nearly a year to repair.
Counting the 3,600 soldiers and horses who incorporated Qiong Ying and his own disability, the Liangshan army only had 56,000 soldiers and horses, and there was a serious shortage of soldiers.
Song An set his eyes on Tian Long.
At present, Tian Long still has 30,000 soldiers and horses in his hands, and Song An wants to swallow him.
Song An came to the imperial study of Yanfu Palace to find His Majesty Lao Zhao.
When he entered the door, His Majesty Lao Zhao was looking like a bitter gourd, looking like he was worried about something.
"Little Song Aiqing, you came just in time, I was about to send someone to call you!"
"Tian Long's business." Song An was also polite, and sat on the seat next to Lao Zhao.
His Majesty Lao Zhao nodded again and again: "Xiao Song Aiqing is really clever, worthy of being the young military master of Liang Shanbo, I really admire your intelligence!" ”
“…… Speak human words! ”
His Majesty Lao Zhao smiled embarrassedly: "I'm used to showing, don't mind Xiao Song Aiqing!" I'm worried about Tian Long's affairs. You said that you want me to eat and drink well for that guy, I have no opinion, but he still has 30,000 soldiers and horses in his hands and is hoarded outside Bianshang Beijing, and there are only 23,000 forbidden troops in the city now, what if he enters the city with bad intentions? ”
"It's easy to do, you cooperate with me to give him a cup of wine from your ancestor to release the military power, and I will ensure that he obediently hands over the military power, but I have the conditions!"
"On what terms?"
"You have to give me Liang Shanbo for these 30,000 horses, otherwise you don't have to talk about it."
……
Imperial Dining Room.
Hundreds of dishes are placed on a five-meter-long table.
There were only three people sitting at the table, His Majesty Lao Zhao, Song An and Tian Long.
After a few glasses of wine, His Majesty Lao Zhao started his performance again.
Of course, the lines are all written by Song Ahn.
His Majesty Lao Zhao's eyes turned red, and he suddenly burst into tears.
"Oh's good brother, what's wrong with you?" Tian Long, who was gnawing on the big crab, was puzzled.
"It is said that you spit out the truth after drinking, brother Huang, your brother is so bitter in his heart!"
"What's wrong with you, good brother?"
His Majesty Lao Zhao began to look up at the skylight overlooking the floor, dancing while crying, "Back then, Taizu Taizong opened the country, and it has been 160 years, but so far, the country passed down by the ancestors has been eaten away by a group of foreign and internal thieves step by step, and our 1.5 million forbidden army of the Great Song Dynasty have been put into the battlefield, but it has little effect......
As a pure martial artist, Tian Long definitely scored full marks on "well-developed limbs and simple mind", and when he saw his brother so sloppy, he immediately slapped his chest loudly.
"Good brother, don't worry, the imperial brother will go to recruit troops and horses after eating this meal, and then Russia will take the brothers to quell the rebellion of all parties!"
"Brother Huang!" His Majesty Lao Zhao suddenly threw himself into Tian Long's arms like a child and cried, looking at Song An, who was sitting on the side, he instantly felt that he was in the advanced stage of embarrassment.
However, this trick was very good for Tian Long, and he also cried.
When His Majesty Lao Zhao raised his head, Song An saw the snot crying in this drama and a handful of tears.
"The royal brother has been abandoned by our father since he beat his mother's womb...... I have never enjoyed the wealth and glory of the royal family in my life, and now I have just recognized my ancestors and returned to my ancestors, how can the younger brother bear to let the royal brother suffer again! What's more, now the royal brother is the blood of the first emperor, and there are no eyes on the battlefield, in case the imperial brother has three long and two short, what face will I have to see our father after a hundred years! I don't agree with the royal brother to go to the battlefield, I will never agree! ”