In the fourth year of Yonghui (653 AD), November 29, Chenshi.

On the third day of October 1, Wu Kang led the Wuzhou militia to attack the Yangzhou army in the north and south, and completely annihilated the rebels in Wuzhou. Empress Wenjia Chen Shuozhen, the pseudo-servant shot Zhang Shuyin, and the five Fire Phoenix Sect diehards, officially received a box lunch on the court of Dongming Avenue. The life of the people of Wuzhou has opened a new chapter.

On October 15, the official document was issued, and the Wuzhou officialdom earthquake: the original Wuzhou assassin Cui Yixuan, promoted to the imperial doctor, and the official rank was promoted from the third rank to the first level. The duties of the imperial history, the wind and the news, the supervision of the hundred officials, spray this today, and participate in that tomorrow. Two-word summary - trolls, the imperial doctor is the sprinkler. Lao Cui received the news early, and the fifth volume of the first month was covered and left.

The original Wuzhou did not drive Wukang, and finally achieved his wish, promoted to the history of Wuzhou Thorn, and the official rank was on the fourth grade, and the whole world celebrated. The administrative system of the Tang Dynasty was divided into three levels, prefectures, and counties, and before the Anshi Rebellion, the Dao was the supervisory body, similar to North China and Northeast China.

The Imperial History Observatory sent the Imperial History to each province to supervise the assassination history. Prefectures and counties are administrative organs, with prefecture districts larger than prefecture-level cities, and governors are assassins who are directly responsible to the central government, similar to provincial governors and secretaries. Wu Kang is twenty-two years old, and he has a history of assassination of real power, which really shocked the officialdom.

Sister Wu Mei said in the letter that the matter of his promotion turned the court upside down. Guanlong Group, represented by Chu Suiliang, Han Ying, and Lai Ji, resolutely opposed it under the pretext of age; Shechen Group, represented by Xu Jingzong and Li Yifu, strongly supports it.

President Li Jiu overrode public opinion, listed the major merits of Wukang, and promoted him to the history of Wuzhou Thorn. Mr. Li is very interesting, in order to help Wukang, and at the same time reward meritorious deeds, vigorously cultivate Wukang's team: Di Renjie, the former judicial member of the army, was promoted to join the military and promoted to one level.

Wang Linrui, the former secretary of the army, was promoted to the order of Xin'an County; Sun Mao, the former Sihu joined the army, and was ordered by Shenglongqiu County; Sun Yingyuan, the former Sicang joined the army, and was promoted to Yongkang County Order; The original division soldiers joined the army and were promoted to Yiwu County. The former sergeant joined the army in Wei Dingzhou and was promoted to Jinhua County.

The five counties are all middle counties, so their official ranks are all from the seventh grade, two levels higher than the sixth Cao's joining the army. At the same time, Lanxi County was abolished, Sanheshu was returned to Jinhua County, and the rest belonged to Longqiu County. In this way, the county orders of the five counties of Wuzhou are all from Wukang's original team, and the work is indeed much easier.

Guanlong Group was unwilling to fail and implemented a decentralization plan: first sent cronies to Wuzhou to serve as the chief of real power, the candidate has not yet been determined, and the identity is definitely not low; Secondly, he sent the children of the gate lord to join the army as Liucao, and blatantly seized it.

Wu Kangden was not happy at the time, and decided to send an urgent official document as a assassin. said that he accepted the arrangement of the imperial court, and he could give up the chief officials, give up the five Cao, and only stay in the household. recommended the alternate student Zhang Khan Zhi to join the army as the secretary of the household and be the director of the Wuzhou Finance Department. It is estimated that Lao Zhang, who has never met Huaicai, will be grateful to Dade and come to Wuzhou.

Zhang Cambodia (625-706) was a 28-year-old native of Shannan Province, Xiangzhou, and Xiangyang County. Like Jiang Ziya, a late bloomer. Sixty middle school jinshi, in Shuzhou Qingcheng County (Qingcheng Mountain) as a county cheng, was later recommended by Di Renjie, and was promoted to prime minister by Sister Mei. At the age of eighty, he launched the Shenlong Revolution, killed Sister Mei's concubines Zhang Zongchang and Zhang Yizhi, and forced Sister Mei to return to power Li Tang.

Wu Kang believes that I may not be able to handle the political struggle for power and profit, but I know who can handle it. Di Renjie and Zhang Cambodia, the two future prime ministers, Lao Zhang or an old revolutionary, can't fight your group of turtle grandchildren? I really don't believe it!

At noon on October 15, the official document of recommendation was prepared, and together with the royal scarlet robe, it was sent to Chang'an urgently. Wearing a scarlet robe and charging into battle, he was cut down with thousands of holes, and was written into the merit report by Lao Cui, adding fuel and vinegar. After Mr. Li learned about it, he asked him to come over in a scarlet robe, which was listed as a physical teaching material to educate the court officials.

and other official documents, colleagues meet to drink celebratory wine, after all, they have been promoted and made a fortune. In the Tang Dynasty, promotion was equivalent to making a fortune, taking Wukang as an example, the annual salary was 50 taels, the grain was 280 hundred, the job field was 700 acres, and the servant was 80 taels. All of them are equivalent to copper coins, about one hundred and eighty yuan, and a year's salary is eaten for two lifetimes.

After waking up the next day, he opened the imperial court briefcase and found several official robes. Five thorn robes, worn on different occasions, and a purple robe, which Mr. Li gave a special gift. Cui Xiaoqingle is broken, and only officials of the third rank and above can wear purple robes and goldfish bags.

After putting it on, the purple qi came from the east, and Xiao Qingle jumped straight up, and vomited after a few jumps. Wu Kang was frightened and hurriedly shouted to Wu Kai to take the pulse; Completely confused, why did it become a happy pulse? It's a fuss, calculating the safety period all day long, doing a lot of safety measures, why are you pregnant?

Xiaoqing shed tears of excitement, Wu Kang shed depressed tears, and asked for my own life. A fifteen-year-old girl gives birth, the risk factor is too high, and it is difficult to kill someone. Wiping away tears and racking my brains, looking for ways to reduce the danger, not to mention really finding it.

In my previous life, when I was young, there was no hospital in the village to wait for childbirth, and I was born in my family. Aunt Gu, the village doctor, is an obstetrician and gynecologist who runs a village clinic part-time. When delivering a baby, carry forceps with you, which can assist the mother in giving birth, solve the problem of cephalic dystocia, and terminate the pregnancy as soon as possible.

She gave Wu Kang science that the use of forceps has a long history, dating back to 250 BC, the Ptolemaic dynasty of ancient Egypt. At first, it was a stillbirth, probably in the early Northern Song Dynasty, a great foreigner used forceps to catch a live fetus.

I remember when I was five years old, in order to satisfy my bad taste, under the pretext of studying medicine from a teacher, I begged Aunt Gu to deliver the baby, and taught the use of forceps on the spot. As a result, he was hit twice on the buttocks, reaped criticism and education, and his dream was shattered; Later, in order to satisfy the bad taste, under the pretext of science, he studied the video of the use of forceps. While being ridiculed by my roommate, I was also familiar with the steps, but I didn't practice it.

Thinking of this, he immediately took action, drew a pattern according to his memory, opened the treasury and took out the gold, and ordered the craftsmen to work day and night to make two handfuls of pure gold.

Why pure gold? Gold does not rust, reducing the probability of bacterial infection; Why build two? One is given to Sister Wu Mei, that girl is quite capable of giving birth; Why build overnight? It's all tears, and it's also related to that girl.

Due to the smooth counterinsurgency work, Sister Mei strongly requested in the letter that she should rush to Chang'an City before the seventh day of the lunar month to join the birthday banquet of her aunt Yang. The reason is very strong, first of all, filial piety to the elders, human nature; Secondly, the relationship between the two of us should also go further, from pen pals to reality to meet.

After the forceps are built, leave one at home, and say goodbye to Xiaoqing. arranged Ruyan and Qin Niang, gave up the work at hand and took care of Cui Guobao full-time. With forceps and night pearls, Chu Shenke, Lin Pinglang and Qian Shun, plus forty bodyguards, drove to Chang'an.

The team left Jiangnan Road, passed through Huainan Road, and entered Henan Road. After passing through Luozhou and entering Guzhou, he came to Shuangqiao Town, Tianchi County (Mianchi County, Sanmenxia City, Henan Province). This place is nearly 300 kilometers away from Chang'an, and the horses travel 60 kilometers a day, and it takes about five days to arrive.

While breathing a sigh of relief, she also cursed Wu Meiniang, in order to celebrate your mother's birthday, it was too torturous to travel six thousand miles back and forth. After the birthday, I have to go back to Wuzhou to preside over next year's spring ploughing ceremony, and then I have to run back to participate in the "Zhaoyi Sealing" ceremony in your old March... Want to toss me to death?

After complaining, they continued to hurry, had breakfast hastily, and the horse team left the county seat and headed west to Chang'an. When they entered the official road, everyone took out their masks and fastened their faces. It's not for show, the horse can't be equipped with a windshield, so it's okay with a mask.

Wu Kang wore the mask of Hades, and the younger brothers wore ghost masks, and the frightened pedestrians were full of urine. It's not that it's meant to be scary, but it's to deter bandits and bandits along the way. Although I am not afraid of rushing, I am afraid of extraneous branches, which will delay the whole trip.

Fifteen miles away from the county seat, pedestrians gradually became scarce, and the horse team accelerated to the fastest. Rao was like a hill, and two people suddenly appeared in front of him, stopped in the middle of the road, waving their hands and shouting. Everyone hurriedly reined in the reins, and rushed out of the distance by inertia, and Xu Xu was able to stop.

The front hooves of the fighting horse were raised, and Wu Kang was almost thrown out, and when he was angry, he scolded with his head and face: "Damn Tian Shenu, suddenly rushed to the official road, don't die?" Say what do you want to do, rob or touch porcelain, hurry up and draw out the way, Nai Weng will take it. ”

The bodyguards all acted, pressing the horizontal knife in their left hand and holding the handle of the knife in their right hand, making an attacking stance. As long as they dare to say robbery, they don't need to be ordered by the big guy to rush over in an instant. The two roadblockers and servants were dressed up, about thirty years old, and when they saw the grimace mask, they were frightened, turned around and ran, shouting "ghost escort".

In less than half a minute, the convoy rushed over, about 40 people, all of whom pulled out horizontal knives. The bodyguards did not show weakness, all showed their guys, and the confrontation was formed. Just wait for the big guy to give an order, rush out and kill the special kill.

The head of the trilogy was full of beards, and when he saw that the other party was murderous, his expression became tighter, he raised his voice and strengthened his courage, and he hugged his fists and said, "Who are you waiting for?" Why do you hide your face? Why did you collide with my master's convoy? ”

Wu Kang immediately understood that it was not a robbery, and it might have been a misunderstanding. The whip pointed ahead, and scolded impatiently: "Which is the master of your family, let him come over in person, what kind of thing are you, you are not qualified to talk to the official, get out!" ”

What a horizontal boy, he is used to being arrogant, how can he be so angry, and he is screaming to do it. The rush was imminent, and the mustache quickly pulled him to the back of the line, whispering so lowly. The bearded man glared at the horses, turned away and went to report to the luxury carriage.

Soon the carriage started, and after coming to the ministry, the decoration was quite luxurious, bigger than Cui Xiaoqing's special car. The curtain of the car was opened, and a young man leaned out, and when he saw Wu Kang's purple robe, he instantly frowned. This is a member of the third grade, and he can't be guilty casually.

But what do you do with a mask, don't you have a face? The young man got out of the carriage, and with the support of the tribe, he went to the front of the team, and hugged his fists Shi Liwen crepe: "This brother, I think this is a misunderstanding, the tribe is worried about my safety, and I listen to the horse's hooves and block the way." Brother Tai is an important minister of the imperial court, so why bother to speak disrespectfully? ”

This is teaching me a lesson, Wu Kang hehe: "I'm a person, I've always been an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." The evil slave spoke disrespectfully, and the official did not kill the son on the spot, and he had already given your Excellency enough face. Since it is said to be a misunderstanding, the official will not pursue it, please get out of the way. ”

"What a bold man, dare to do it... The master is rude", the bearded dog took advantage of the human power, and reprimanded sharply: "My master is from a famous family, he is the new governor of Wu, and his official rank is six grades, how old is you?" ”

Coincidentally, there is no book, Wu Kang laughed loudly, and the younger brothers laughed one after another. This is really rare, the long history and the thorn history are still from the same unit. The beard jumped angrily, and the young man also sank his face, but his cultivation was very good, and he didn't go crazy on the spot.

Wu Kang raised his hand to stop laughing and took off the mask of Hades. Once again, the trilogy was like a great enemy, keeping the master in the spot, vigilantly staring at the people in front of him. This fierce god is evil, and with the long scar on the left side of his face, it is better to wear a mask. The young man's face was puzzled, and his brow furrowed even tighter, as if he had thought of something.

Wu Kang didn't want to rip off, so he directly showed his identity: "The official's surname is Wu Mingkang, the new Wuzhou Assassin Shi, I will go to the capital, and with the approval of the sage, I will celebrate my aunt's birthday." Since you are the governor of Wu Prefecture, when you see the highest governor of the headquarters, when will you wait if you don't see the courtesy? ”

The other party was all confused, all of them looked like monsters, and their attitudes were obviously soft. The young man showed a professional smile and saluted politely: "It turns out that Wu Gong is in front of him, and he doesn't know Mount Tai in the eyes, and he looks at Haihan where he is rude." The subordinate chief Sun Quan, who will serve Wu Gong in the future, please bear with me. ”

The so-called stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, Wu Kang hugged his fists and returned the salute: "The eldest grandson Changshi is not good at what he said, not for me, but for the saints, for the court, and for the people." As officials, we must raise our eyebrows and point coldly at thousands of people, and bow our heads and be willing to be the cattle of the people. ”

The eldest grandson was a little confused, the lesson was sent back, and he couldn't refute it. At the same time, I am also very puzzled, it is rumored that there is no ink on the chest of the martial arts, a song of Daming Lake poking a toad, and a pseudo-gale song, which has become a laughing stock in the capital. Now it seems that the rumors are fallacious, and he immediately smiled: "What Wu Gong said is extremely true, and the lower officials have thrown themselves to the ground. ”

The son can be taught, Wu Kang is complacent, and said lightly: "Meeting is like a first acquaintance, and there is no resentment when you are old, is this a statement?" ”

The meaning of this sentence is that every time the two meet, it is like meeting for the first time, and they will not resent each other. This is to resolve the contradiction, the eldest grandson Quanzheng has this intention, nodded and praised: "Wugong Jinyu good words, the friendship of gentlemen, light as water!" ”

Condescending and rude, Wu Kang turned over and dismounted, and the younger brothers all came down and stood quietly beside him. came to the eldest grandson and continued to blow each other, at this time, the curtain of the car opened, revealing the figure of a woman and a woman, and she couldn't help but raise her eyes to look over.

When the eldest grandson found out about the situation, he ran to the side of the carriage, called the maids in the rest of the carriage, and helped the woman to get out of the carriage together. She wears a veil, can't see her face clearly, is one meter five tall, wears precious satin, has a big belly, a little lady and a little pregnant woman.

The two went to Wukang, and the two sides met and were the wife of the eldest grandson. This is really interesting, Wuzhou has been in office for 3,000 miles, and he still has a daughter-in-law, and he still has a big belly, is he not afraid of bumps and premature birth? The two of you have such big hearts!

The woman saluted gracefully, and her voice was as smart as a hundred words: "The name of Wugong is like thunder." My husband often mentions it, saying that you have great talents, and your secret skills are amazing, which will benefit the people of my Tang Dynasty. quelled the rebellion, took the lead, and tried to protect Wuzhou. A representative of the people of the Tang Dynasty saluted Wu Gong. ”

This is a big girl, and it also represents the people of the Tang Dynasty, do you think you are a princess?

Wu Kang gave a handful of hands and said with a smile: "The nobleman's words are serious, and the official deserves it." The team that the eldest grandson said, this matter is a misunderstanding, let's turn the page. I'm going to Chang'an, so I might as well leave it at that... The brothers dodged the way and asked the eldest grandson to pass first. ”

The two of them were stunned for a moment, and the assassin made way for Changshi, and he was broad-minded. The two sides saluted again, and the eldest grandson helped his daughter-in-law and turned to walk to the carriage. Suddenly, the woman's feet were weak, and she screamed and staggered, and the eldest grandson was quick to see and move. The woman groaned, covered her stomach and moaned, and suddenly the chickens flew and the dogs jumped.

The maidservant woman panicked and gathered around to call the princess, the old woman quickly checked, and shouted anxiously: "Premature birth, what should Ah Lang do, what should I do?" ”

This time the scene was even more chaotic, so everyone changed their faces, and the eldest grandson Quanfang was in a big mess, jumping to his feet and shouting: "Hurry up and help the princess get in the car, hurry up and go to the county, it's only nine months, why was she born prematurely?" Hurry up! ”

The maidservant girl was full of hands and feet, the woman's moaning was even more dramatic, and the old woman cried: "No, Langjun, it's too late, the amniotic water is broken, and she is about to give birth." Hurry up, please be safe, it's too late! ”

The eldest grandson immediately commanded, and the subordinates ran away. This person was in a hurry, the speed of his two legs, and when Wen Po came, the daylily was also cold. Wu Kang was very embarrassed, the crow's mouth was protective, and he turned around and instructed Qian Shun: "You go to Tianchi County, please come over." ”

Qian Shun turned the horse's head, the bodyguard dodged, and the horse galloped wildly. Seeing this situation, he could only produce in the car, and Wu Kang issued another order: "Sun Wu took his brothers and went into the mountains to cut wood; Zhao Xun took his brothers to the rear village to buy copper basins, water, silk cloth, brown sugar, and goat's milk. Brothers, go and return quickly. ”

For a while, the horse's hooves roared, and most of the bodyguards dispersed. The eldest grandson Quantou was grateful, and together with all the maidservants, he took the woman into the car. However, the problem came, the woman died in pain, it was impossible to step on the stool and get into the car, and the anxious maid wailed and cried.

This is not the way, Wu Kang strode over, quickly saluted the two of them, and said very seriously: "Human life is at stake, there are many offenses, please forgive me for being rude... Brother Chu came over. ”

Kick away the wooden pier, push aside the maidservant, and have a princess hug. Everyone exploded the pot, the cry turned into a scream, and the old woman was scolding. Wu Kang's eyes swept over, and they all shut up in fright. Chu Shenke knelt on the ground with his fingers interlocked, and his palms were facing the sky.

Stepping on his right foot and counting softly to three, Chu Shenke shouted, and Wu Kang jumped up like a zombie. Step on the board with your left foot, bend your left leg, and make a cameo appearance with a shock-absorbing spring. Chu Shenke lifted the curtain, Wu Kang leaned into the carriage, and when he saw that the carpet was spread, he laid the woman flat. Fortunately, the carriage is large and the woman is petite, otherwise it would be really useless.

Turning around and jumping out of the car, the eldest grandson was very grateful and quickly climbed up. There's nothing to do next, just wait for the brothers to come back and wait for Wenpo to deliver the baby in the car. Suddenly came back to his senses, and suddenly stared at his eyes, as if he had heard "princess" just now? I'm a dear mother, did you hear me right?

Thinking of this, he was in a hurry, took two steps to the ministry, grabbed the collar of his beard, picked it up like a chicken, stared at the bull's eye and asked, "They call her a princess, is it true?" You rushed to the street and said, is it your master, whose nickname is Princess? ”

The beard and feet were off the ground, his face was flushed, and his hands kept pulling. All the subordinates were busy persuading, Wu Kang let go of his hand, retched twice with his beard, and hurriedly reported: "It's not that the nickname is the princess, the owner is the princess of the new city." ”

Wu Kang went on a rampage again, lifted him up again, and screamed, "What are you talking about?" The princess of the new city? Hum me? The ancestors are a plank, and you will be killed on the street. ”

He slapped him twice, his beard and nose were swollen, and he was screaming for certainty. Wu Kang's feet staggered, almost fainted, my old swan, his head is about to shake and move...