Chapter 91: Grandpa Gao is a fake eunuch? Today's fourth update
There was such a stalemate, and a woman walked over to Lin Yi and them, and no one stopped them.
This is the temporary office compound of the Governor's Palace, and in normal times, it is still a little difficult for ordinary people to enter this courtyard, and they have long been blocked out by the soldiers.
But today's situation is a bit special, no one stopped Lin Yi's soldiers, and no one stopped the soldiers they brought.
This woman twisted and pinched like this, and came to the scene where Lu Xiangsheng received the order, in fact, this ceremony of receiving the order had already ended, but the aftermath was not over.
However, this woman did not come to find Lin Yi and them, but sneaked straight towards the eunuch.
Lin Yi couldn't help but laugh when he saw that this woman was too good-looking.
This woman is not low, but she has a bit of a water snake waist, and she wears green pants on the lower body and a red jacket on the upper body.
Looking at the face, he has a knife face, a pointed chin, narrow and thin eyes, a face full of black pockmarks, a straight nose, and a thick mouth. This kind of facial features couldn't be uglier anymore.
And the figure is not harmonious, the lower half of the body is long, the upper body is short, and the little red jacket looks even smaller. However, the two lumps on his chest are quite large, which proves that he is a female and walks awkwardly.
is such an ugly woman, but she still loves beauty, she paints her eyebrows and sideburns, rubs powder and wears flowers, the powder on her face is rubbed too much, the slag falls down when the wind blows, and the thick red mouth is smeared like blood, these facial features are really not human or ghost.
After walking and swaying to the front of Gao Qi and diving, the woman was also open-minded, shouting as if she was afraid that others would not hear her.
"Ouch, my lord, why did you come, where have you been these days, have you dumped me?"
As he spoke, he had to wrap his arms around the dive's neck.
Now it's going to be fatal, the eunuch conveyed the emperor's holy decree on the spot, the governor Lu Xiangsheng lined up the incense case to receive the order, and the people standing next to him were soldiers or officials on duty.
This is a very formal and serious occasion, but the woman or the junior actually came to the door, and the more important thing is that the woman and the junior are not looking for someone else, but a big eunuch in the East Factory!
At this moment, the generals present had their eyes pursed. Especially the people and horses they brought with them when they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, didn't dare to laugh, and couldn't help laughing, where is this? I really can't see it, Grandpa Gao is still a merry eunuch, and there are still old friends here?
What opened the eyes even more was the people on the wall, they got the weapons in their hands, originally to cheer Lin Yi and them into the war, but they didn't expect to see this good show.
The eunuch is looking for a junior, it's really crazy these days. But if you're looking for something good, what kind of thing are you looking for? Now people are still coming to the door......
A few people laughed so hard that they almost fell off their roofs.
Although the people did not fall, one of them lost control of the night pot and rolled down the slope of the house, and it happened to hit one of the soldiers in the head.
Thanks to the soldiers wearing helmets on their heads, but that didn't work, the helmet touched the night pot, and although the helmet was fine, the night pot couldn't stand it.
It shattered with a snap.
The liquid inside splashed on his head and on the heads of the officers and soldiers next to him, and it smelled bad and irritating.
The two soldiers turned their heads and looked up, scolded, but they didn't dare to move, Gonggong Gao, Lord Yang, and the chief soldier Tang didn't have orders, of course they didn't dare to move, they only thought they were unlucky.
However, the bad luck of the two of them is not a big deal, and not too many people pay attention to them. Because at this time, everyone's eyes were focused on Gao Qiqian and the ugly woman.
Even Yang Sichang, Tang Tong and Lu Xiangsheng were confused: Gao Gonggong actually has this kind of habit? The taste is a little too heavy, right......
"You...... What nonsense, fuck off! ”
Gao Qiqian couldn't stand it anymore, the big white face was red and white for a while, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak, and pushed the ugly woman away.
The woman was pushed to the ground and sat on the ground, but now the woman didn't do it, and she was holding the eunuch's thighs and splashing.
"You dare to hit me...... Don't want me...... You killed all my bosses, and you said you would always be good to me...... But now you're like that...... Master Jun, you all give a ...... to the evaluation."
Gao Qi was so angry that he vomited blood, and his sissy tone changed, "Hurry up, drag this crazy woman out for me...... We don't know her at all......"
A few factories dared to come over and pull the ugly woman away.
The ugly woman hugged her tighter, crying and shouting, "I'm not crazy or stupid...... Don't listen to him...... If you don't want to admit it, you dare to say that you don't know me, anyway, I won't live anymore, I'll tell you all today......" pointed to Gao Qiqian's nose, "Are you called Gao Qiqian?" Two years ago, you supervised the thief and passed by here, you see that I have a bit of a posture, you have to be good with me, I don't follow, you hurt me as a family, coercion and temptation I am afraid, so I have to obey you...... I was the one who said, you're not a man, what do you want me to do? You smiled lewdly and said, you will know if it is a man later...... It's been a long time, you're really a man, fake eunuch, we all have children now......"
The ugly woman cried and made trouble, rolled around, pulled a soldier's knife, and had to pull it to her neck, and wanted to commit suicide.
None of the factory guards and soldiers dared to come over.
Everyone's eyes look at the high and dive, and they are all different.
Some generals even whispered.
"What? Grandpa Gao is a fake eunuch? Have a baby with this woman? True......fake"
"It must be true, if it is false, what woman would dare to say that? People aren't too sad......"
"Yes, yes, this woman has a nose and eyes, and she can't make it up, so Gao Gonggong is really a fake eunuch?"
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Standing up and being anxious, Lin Yi laughed and laughed, if he hadn't deliberately endured it, he would have laughed a long time ago.
At this time, the second tiger behind him whispered: "The adult really found the right person, you just let him do this kind of thing, and others really can't do it......"
Lin Yi made a quiet silence at him, "Shh, see how this dog eunuch gets out?" ”
Erhu didn't dare to say anything, Wang Qi and the others watched it with relish, and secretly said in their hearts, this kid acted well!
But Gao Qiqian is not a fool, tossing until now, he understands that someone has set him up, pickled him, where did he get such an ugly woman to ruin his reputation, this matter must have something to do with Lin Yi, this kid!
Thinking of this, Leng Buding pulled out his sword and came over to kill this ugly woman, "Cheap maid, who instructed me to harm the miscellaneous family, don't tell the truth, our family slaughtered you!" ”
Gao Qiqian thought that if she was forced like this, this woman would definitely be scared and would tell the truth. But Gao Qiqian is also a pig's head, and he doesn't want to think that on this occasion, someone will get a woman to harm him, in front of everyone's eyes, this woman dares to toss like this, can she be a timid and afraid person?
Sure enough, this ugly woman had the courage, and when he saw Gao Qiqian coming with a sword, he was even more splashed, "You...... Why are you so ruthless if you want to kill people and kill people...... Ladies and gentlemen, please save your life......"
Lin Yi saw that it was time for him to appear, and he broke off: "Stop, Father-in-law Gao, in front of everyone's eyes, do you really want to kill people and kill people?" This sister-in-law actually came to the door, can she resist it if she wants to deny it? Even if you get it to the emperor, you have to be reasonable, since you killed someone's husband and snatched someone's hand, it's not better to be nice to someone's family, and you have children...... Hey, no, how could Gao Gonggong give birth to a son? ”
"The surname is Lin, our family knows that it was instructed by you, and our family will definitely break your body into pieces!"
"Really?" Lin Yi smiled indifferently, "I'll go back to Shangjing with you, you can clean up as you want, and when you get to the edict, it's not up to you to clean up me!" But of course, this is an afterthought, let's talk about the identity of your real and fake eunuchs! ”
"This military master, at first glance, you are a good person, you must be the master of the slave family," the ugly woman came over and grabbed Lin Yi, "The slave family dares to guarantee that Gao Qiqian is a fake eunuch, otherwise you let him take off his pants in public, let everyone see, you ask him if he dare, the underwear made for her by the slave family himself, maybe he is still wearing it...... He is ungrateful, and he will not die well...... Woo woo woo ......" the ugly woman said, covering her mouth and crying.
"Father-in-law Gao, in public, it is estimated that you don't dare to take off your pants, otherwise, let's go to the house, you take off your pants and let someone Lin take a look, and then I will tell you the truth, everyone said, would you like me to be this representative to test the authenticity of Father-in-law Gao?" Lin Yi said, deliberately shouting around.
The generals around all followed suit, of course, this is Lin Yi's personal guards, as well as the Guanning Iron Cavalry he brought, and the people in the surrounding heights, it is not a big deal to watch the excitement.
"Agreed! Approve! Let Lord Lin take a look, is Gonggong Gao a real eunuch or a fake eunuch? Just come back and tell us......"