In the city of Wuzhou, the second generation of officials became shareholders in the ice industry, and they were a little confused when they heard Wukang's first condition.

About three minutes later, Sun Sanlang said tentatively: "The fields outside Wuzhou City, the inferior fields in the dry fields, are thirty per mu. Ten acres of land, plus courtyard walls and houses, at most 400 yuan. Erlang Mo is not a pastime foolish brother, is there such a cheap thing? If this is true, the foolish brother will eat this success! ”

"You decide for yourself how to distribute the shares," Wu Kang stretched out his ring finger and continued: "A certain person will give up the second layer in exchange for barrels, hemp rope, and ox carts." Thirty large barrels, as thick as two men hugging each other, at least six feet high; Thirty ox carts, which must hold two large barrels at the same time; Thirty pieces of hemp rope, each at least two zhang. ”

The second generation was stunned again, Cui Wu couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly interjected: "Erlang, are you crazy?" I can understand the fields, what do you want these things for? The money to build these things is far less than that of a percent share. What the hell are you thinking, don't..."

"Eh, Cui Wu, this is your mistake", Lu San interrupted him, licked his face and said: "Erlang is benevolent, this is to promote us, listen to Erlang first." In addition, Erlang, please rest assured, you will be a gentleman first, we will not be a villain later, and we will never let you suffer! ”

"Then thank you San Lang", Wu Kang smiled slightly, shook his sour left hand, stretched out his middle finger and said: "A certain concession of the third percent, build twenty public toilets in Wuzhou City... It is a thatched hut built on the street, each at least two zhang long. A certain person draws a design drawing tonight, and sends someone to pick it up at home tomorrow morning. ”

Sun Mingji interjected: "This is not easy to do, it involves Wuzhou political affairs, and it is not something we can decide." Moreover, even if the state government agrees, there are other issues involved. The latrine stinks, and the residents in the neighborhood may object..."

"How dare they? It's the other way around", Zheng Dalang slammed the table, and said coldly: "Erlang chooses a good position to cover it directly, if there is a disturbance that is not long-sighted, send someone to notify a certain person and break their dog's legs!" ”

Wu Kang couldn't help but be happy, he knew that the head of Zheng Hongming, who was born in the Zheng family of Xingyang, the fifth surname, was a famous gentleman. Born a crab, the whole Wuzhou walked sideways. However, as soon as his words fell, when he saw Cui Wu's cold eyes, he shrank his neck in fright and shut up.

Wu Kang drank a glass of wine to moisten his throat, and then said: "It's not a secret, I want to rectify the environment in Wuzhou." Maybe it's because I'm used to being clean and can't stand the stinking streets. After the public toilet is built, open defecation will be rectified, which also requires the consent of the state government! The fourth percentage of shares that have been given up is asked to help you operate. ”

After Wu Kang finished speaking, he closed his mouth and picked up the wine glass and poured himself a drink. Everyone also knew that Lu San was not sitting upright, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "These conditions will be accepted in full." Erlang is so refreshing, and the foolish brother is also telling the truth. Stepping into Wuzhou ice making is the meaning of the adults in the family, and presumably they will agree. Within three days, give Jiro an accurate answer"

Wu Kang raised his wine glass, toasted Lu San, played with the wine glass and said, "San Lang can rest assured!" In addition, all of you brothers, Wuzhou ice-making interests, a certain only intends to stay three layers. When the time comes, there are still questions that need your help! ”

The second generation was very satisfied, and the scene became enthusiastic again, and the demons danced at the end. The sound of a squeak can knock the roof over. Except for Wu Kang and Cui Wu, everyone else was unconscious. Cui Wu arranged for Dr. Jiu to give him away, and left the restaurant with Wu Kang.

At sunset, the gate of Xishan City is closed, the shops are basically closed, and there are only a handful of pedestrians on the street. Walking side by side on the street, Cui Wu wanted to speak several times, but he still couldn't hold back and asked, "What does Erlang think?" Maybe the foolish brother is too stupid to figure out what to do with those weird things? ”

Wu Kang sorted out his thoughts and told the truth: "A certain story to the fifth brother is a little disgusting, but it is thought-provoking. To put it simply, it is the wealth caused by the public toilet and the bloody crime caused by the public toilet! ”

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, there was a collection of novels "Zhaoshi Cup", which included "Digging a New Pit and Saving Ghosts to Become Rich Lords", and Wu Kang told this story.

There is a marketing genius surnamed Mu, the village is far away from the city, and there is no waterway to get a dung boat, so he has a whim and starts a human dung business. Someone was asked to dig a big pit behind the yard, built two thatched houses, put advertising slogans on the walls, welcomed the masses to the toilet, and provided free straw paper.

At that time, I used the toilet chips, and the straw paper was a high-end product, so the villagers came one after another. Some people are more cola, so they can lift their pants directly after they are finished, and run away with straw paper.

In order to prevent others from stealing feces, Mu Laohan guards the public toilet every day and locks it when he sleeps at night. When it comes to spring ploughing, the accumulated manure is dug up and sold, and there is an endless stream of buyers. Mu Laohan made a windfall, and the villagers were remorseful. Later, there was a thoughtful villager who also built a public toilet to steal business. Mu Laohan was not happy, so he asked the villager to theorize, and he fought without saying a word, and finally died.

Cui Wu was dumbfounded after hearing this, and it took a long time before he spoke: "Uncle Mu is very smart, he can come up with such a wonderful idea!" However, it is still a bad move, and it can't stop others from stealing business. Gorou is smarter than him, and when the public toilet is built, no one dares to touch the feces in the public toilet, and no one dares to follow suit! ”

Saying this, the voice stopped abruptly, and the two pinched their noses and quickened their pace to run away. Just now I passed by a pile of garbage, and the stench was so bad that it almost killed them.

Cui Wu took two deep breaths, pouted and continued: "If all the pedestrians on the street go to the public toilet, Wuzhou City will be a new one. Erlang asked for those ox carts and wooden barrels, presumably for dung. The ten acres of land outside the city were used to store dung and sell it to farmers when they were ploughed in the spring of the following year. However, there are still many questions that need to be carefully considered! ”

Wu Kang said "um", there are many issues to consider for the success of everything. The two chatted while walking, and parted at the mouth of the alley.

Wu Kang was drunk, his head was dizzy and sweaty, and his vision was a little confused. This is a normal reaction after drinking, and you will be fine if you lie in bed and sleep in bed. Shake your head vigorously and speed up your pace to get home.

I didn't go far and felt a softness under my feet, as if I had stepped on something, and I couldn't help but feel a chill, so I wouldn't step on again. Looking down and dumbfounded, what the hell is this?

There was another burst of dizziness, his footsteps staggered and almost fell, he unbuckled his waist knife, and held the handle of the knife in his hand to support his crumbling body. Slowly crouching on the ground, looking at the things that trampled to death: yellow fluff, slender claws... Isn't this a chick?

I remember when I was five years old, on my way home from school, I trampled on a neighbor's chicken and was slapped by the chicken owner. Not only that, but he also scolded him for being a wild seed with a mother and no mother. The angry Wu Kang went out in an instant, bit his arm and didn't let go, and was beaten several times.

Dad jumped like thunder, carrying a hoe to hit the door, shouting that he wanted to fight hard, and the frightened family didn't dare to go out. Now that I have stepped on the chick again, I can't cry or laugh at the same time, but I also feel a lot. After a long time of coming back to his senses, he picked up the corpse and sighed softly, I'm afraid I won't be able to go back!

was sighing for a long time, and I listened to the cry of "wow". The courtyard door of the house on the left, I don't know when it opened, a little lady about five years old, squatting outside the door and crying nose, crying pear blossoms with rain. With teary eyes staring at the tragically dead chick, his mouth slurred and screaming... Florets?

Looking at this situation, the little lady is the owner of the chicken. Wu Kang's embarrassed old face turned red, shook his head to force the drunkenness, held the chicken corpse in his left hand, got up with the handle of the knife in his right hand, staggered over, squatted in front of the little lady, and coaxed softly: "Little lady, don't cry, the chicken can't be resurrected, uncle will take you to see the goldfish... Let's lose your money! ”

However, the little lady didn't pay attention to him, holding the tragic death of the chicken baby, crying even more fiercely.

Wu Kang hurriedly touched his waist and grinned embarrassedly, in order to show off at noon this day, the money bag was given to the horse seller. Rubbing his temples, he then coaxed: "Uncle didn't have any money on him, you go home with your uncle, just ahead..."

The crying alarmed the neighborhood, and someone opened the courtyard door and poked his head out, and when he saw the skin on Wu Kang's body, he immediately shrank his head and closed the door. The little lady's parents came, a man in his thirties, followed by a woman. The clothes on his body are patched, and he is also a poor family.

When they saw the bad robe and horizontal knife, their faces turned pale with fright. The woman hugged the crying little lady, hid behind the man, and coaxed in a low voice. Soon the crying stopped, and the little lady pouted and glared at Wu Kang fiercely, making him very helpless.

The man squeezed out a smile, saluted and said cowardly: "Sanniang is young and ignorant, and she collided with Lang Jun." Please also ask Lang Jun not to remember the children, don't... Don't be like a child! ”

Wu Kang got up with the handle of the knife, saluted the man in return, and said: "Brother Tai misunderstood, blame me for being careless, stepping on your chicken, and making Sanniang cry in distress." I didn't have any money with me, so I went home with me to get the money, just in front. I moved here half a month ago, so I should have an impression of my brother, right? ”

The man thought about it, nodded and shook his head, and said insincerely: "It's all neighborhoods, losing money... Forget it! ”

Wu Kang looked at him distressed, and said with a smile: "I heard Ruyan say that a chicken costs five cents, which is not a small amount. I have always had a clear distinction between public and private, and I will definitely have to pay for my money. As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and I am often not at home, so I have to ask my brother to help me more. Let's go, go to my house..."

Wu Kang grabbed the man's sleeve and staggered home. The man didn't dare to break free, and followed behind him with a bitter face. At this time, two figures appeared in the alley, it was Ruyan and Xiaocui. Wu Kang's spirit relaxed, the strength of the wine came up again, his brain was chaotic, and his consciousness became more and more blurred.

When consciousness gradually recovered, a headache struck, and he woke up in an instant. I found myself lying on the bed, raised my eyes to look around, and was sure that it was my bedroom, and my heart was relaxed. Lift the thin quilt on your body and reach out and rub your temples.

Sensing the dampness in my chest, I can't help but feel a little confused, I can't wet the bed, right? It shouldn't be, such a big person wets the bed, what a joke. Under the gentle rubbing of the chest, it was slimy, could it be... I sat up from the bed and breathed a sigh of relief as I looked at the bed.

Fortunately, it was not launched in a dream, and it did not have that much firepower, so it was fired directly into the chest. So the question is, what are these yellow stickies? I couldn't help but stretch out my finger curiously, dip it in the sticky, and sniff it with my nose, there is a kind of egg yolk fishy smell. Picking up the strange object next to it and looking closely, it turned out to be a crushed egg shell.

What the hell, how did the egg run out of bed... It is estimated that it is Xiaocui's napi child, who is engaged in a prank. I couldn't help but get a little angry, such a trick was a bit too much, thinking of this, I shouted in a loud voice: "Xiaocui, like smoke, hurry up and let me in." ”

The bedroom door opened, and the two hurried into the room, still holding a basin towel in their hands. Wu Kang threw the eggshell to the ground, and scolded Xiao Cui with a slashing face: "You little girl is too much, I recruited you to provoke you?" Put eggs in the bed while I'm sleeping? How can this be true? ”

Like a cigarette, he snorted and was happy, and quickly reached out to cover his mouth. Xiao Cui wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, her little face was flushed, she lowered her head with the corners of her mouth, and her shoulders twitched constantly.

Wu Kang was even more angry, slapped the bedside table and shouted, "Don't you see that I'm angry?" Be serious! It seems that I'm used to you too often, and now I can't say how ugly you are, see how I clean you up? ”

Ruyan came to the side of the bed and sat down, forced a smile and said: "Lang Jun dissipated his anger, you wronged Xiaocui, this egg was not put by her, nor was it put by a slave." ”

"Oh, that's rare! Could it be that the egg has long legs, and it can't bury me on its own? Wu Kang couldn't find the north angrily, and said angrily: "The two of them crushed the milk baby, it's not you me!" You didn't put it, did I put it? ”

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Cui couldn't hold back any longer, put the basin on the table, covered her mouth and turned her back, and her giggles were very suppressed.

Ruyan was also full of smiles, and when she saw Wu Kang's face darkened, she quickly explained: "Lang Jun, don't be angry, it's scared of the slaves." This egg is really you put it. Last night, Lang Jun was drunk and trampled on the chicken baby in the neighborhood, and the little lady Qiu cried her nose. Nunu and Xiaocui lost ten cents to the Qiu family, and asked Qiu Erlang to carry you back. When you sleep, you actually... Hee-hee"

Wu Kang's face turned black into the bottom of the pot, and he glared at Ruyan and said viciously: "What are you laughing at?" Say, what the hell is going on? ”

Ruyan finally stopped laughing, and his voice changed taste: "When Lang Jun was sleeping, he ran back to the kitchen to get two eggs, pulled Qiu Erlang and didn't let go, and wanted to compensate him for the eggs." He said what he didn't want, but then Lang Jun got angry and said that he would sleep with eggs, hatch a chicken baby tomorrow, and send it to Qiu Erlang... Oops, people can't stand it, hehe..."

Looking at the master and servant who were hee-hee-hee-la-lude, Wu Kang's old face was dark and red, embarrassed to open the door, embarrassed to get home. It's too embarrassing, we're not old hens, how can we warm up the chicken baby. This must have become a joke, and it is estimated that the whole street knows that Wu Erlang is holding a nest to warm up the chickens.

It's all caused by alcohol, and the roots of Wu Kang's hated teeth hurt. Looking at the smiling master and servant, his anger hit the Tianling Gai, and he said angrily: "You two have no heart and no lungs? Look down on me! Okay, okay, put the words down today, and the chicks will definitely be warm... Still stunned for what to do, hurry up to boil hot water and wait for me to take a bath! ”

Sitting comfortably in the bathtub, playing with the petals on the water, closing his eyes and looking helpless. If you say it, you can't get it back. In his previous life, Uncle Lao Zhu opened a chicken farm, and he often helped during the summer vacation, so he still knows a lot about chickens.

The normal body temperature of the hen, 40 to 42 degrees, is transmitted to the eggs, generally more than 38 degrees. Therefore, the suitable temperature for incubation is between 38 and 39 degrees. I want to hatch chicks, and I estimate that I have a high fever of 412 degrees. It's really burning so high, and I'm not in the mood to hatch chicks.

Do you really want to become a laughing stock and a laughing stock after tea and dinner in the neighborhood? I'm afraid it's not only that, as the saying goes, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. If you really want to make trouble to everyone who knows, you won't have the face to stay in Wuzhou.

Wu Kang smiled bitterly on his face, the idea of artificial incubation flashed through his mind, carefully recalled the old uncle's approach, and shook his head helplessly.

In the process of artificial incubation, the fertilized eggs are placed in the incubator and the temperature is adjusted to more than 38 degrees, and the chicks will break out of the shell in about 21 days. So the question is, where to buy chick incubators, did the Tang Dynasty sell this thing?

After thinking about it for a long time, I have some clues, and the core problem of artificial incubation is to create a suitable temperature. Uncle Su said that the temperature of gold is between thirty-eight and thirty-nine. Above the golden temperature, the chicks are weak and not easy to survive, and the embryos will die if they exceed four or three degrees; Below the golden temperature, the embryo develops slowly, emerges late and unevenly, and even dies. So the question is, how to make the gold temperature?

I kept diverging my thoughts, and I don't know how long it was, and a drop of water fell on my nose. Looking up at the roof of the bathroom, the heat condensed into dense droplets, and his head suddenly buzzed, and he stood up straight in an instant. Jumping out of the bathtub to dry it indiscriminately, changing clothes and leaving the bathroom, I didn't bother to pull my hair in a bun, tied my ponytail with a red head rope, and went out in a hurry. Ignoring Ruyan and Xiaocui's shouts, he ran out of the hospital.

Walking in the alley, it seems that the things that fall from the sky have a magical aura! Big Brother Newton was smashed by an apple, creating a gravitational pull; The little lady was smashed by water droplets and thought of the possibility of artificially hatching chicks.

This year, hatching chicks, depending on the mood of the eldest sister of the chicken, the yield must be low and pitiful. In the memory of the original owner, the old hens in the family can't hatch many chicken babies in a year. If you turn your ideas into reality, you can make a lot of money, and at the same time, you can also gain the gratitude of the people. Fame and fortune, why not?

Before he walked out of the alley, he heard someone greet him: "Wu Shuai, where are you going?" Do you want to go to the office? ”

Wu Kang looked up and saw that it was his subordinate Xu Sanjiao, a very sturdy man, one meter eight tall, with a full beard. Looking at the courtyard gate behind him, it turned out to be his own neighborhood, so he smiled and said: "I was going to go to the state government, but when I see San Lang, there is no need!" Does Saburo know that there are masons in our neighborhood? I want to build something. ”

Xu Sanjiao suddenly smiled, patted his chest and said: "Wu Shuai asked the right person, a certain adult is!" Not to mention our street, it is the entire Wuzhou, and the craftsmanship of adults is also one of the best. Wu Shuai waited, and asked the adults to come over. ”

"San Lang and slow", Wu Kang pulled his sleeve and smiled sincerely: "Ling Zun is an elder, a certain is a junior, and a certain will come with you!" ”