Chapter 1088: The Dead Wrap (Congratulations to the new alliance leader 'Boring Fat Man', plus more)
What to do in the summer heat?
Shen An misses the air conditioner very much, even if there is no air conditioner, a fan is fine!
"Brother...... Hot. ”
Guoguo and Huahua sat together, looking at their brother with blank eyes.
This is not the height of summer, the weather is so hot, making the Shen family unprepared.
The ice cube was brought out of the cellar, and when Flowey saw it, she rushed over, sticking out her tongue to lick it, and her tail was shaking so badly that she was obviously very happy.
There was an ice basin in the study, the temperature was slowly dropping, and Guoguo was digging with an ice cheese.
Shen An asked, "Is it delicious?" ”
"It's delicious."
Guoguo likes sweets very much, and Huahua squatted at her feet, wagging her tail flatteringly.
Guoguo thought about it, so he dug some out and gave it to him.
Huahua stuck out her tongue and licked it, and after licking, she squatted very modestly, no longer praying.
Guoguo was about to continue digging with a spoon, but Shen An saw it and hurriedly said, "Change one." ”
"Why?" Guoguo and Huahua can be said to have grown up together, and the relationship between one person and one dog is unparalleled.
"It's not clean." Shen An felt the need to tell his sister some common sense of hygiene.
"There may be something bad about the spittle in the dog's mouth, it's okay for you to be close to Flowey, but avoid the paws and tongue."
As for the teeth, Shen An is not worried, when Huahua and Guoguo played, he never scratched her with his teeth, which was very measured.
Last time, Guoguo wanted to check Flowey's teeth, so she broke open its mouth and reached in to find it, and Flowey endured it with a tangled face.
"I see." Guoguo got up and went out with Huahua, but after going out, he turned around and grimaced.
"Lang Jun, the Bao family is here."
A servant from the Bao family came, and he said with a bitter face when he met; "Shen Langjun, the little Langjun at home is too hot."
"Where's the ice?"
Shen An felt that Lao Bao was not a person who picked the door, and he should have used ice at this time.
The servant said: "Last time, Ah Lang made a bet with Sima Guang, saying that he would not use ice this summer!" ”
Tut!
"Why did so-and-so forget about this?"
Shen An's eyes were more fierce, and he asked, "Is the mouth of the family tight?" ”
The servant said, "Tight! But Ah Lang said that ice is not allowed, and if he loses to Sima Guang for this, he will not be blind. ”
Why is it that if you don't move, you will die?
This old man has no taboos.
Shen An was entangled for a moment and said, "Send the bun over first, and then get something cool tomorrow." ”
Later the wrap was delivered.
"I've seen Big Brother."
Eight-year-old Bao Shou looked at his lips and white teeth, and his cheeks were fat, Shen An first reached out to pinch his face, felt very comfortable, and then asked, "How is your homework lately?" ”
Lao Bao is such a son, doting on him in his early years, and later Shen An persuaded him for a long time to be stricter. Since last year, Bao Shou has been in contact with poetry and articles, although the writing is immature, but children, the trend is good.
Bao Shou stood with his hands tied, "I have written a few poems recently...... Please also ask the eldest brother to correct. ”
As she spoke, the baby took out a piece of paper from her sleeve and handed it over, looking very respectful.
Shen An took it, looked at it in a fake way, and said, "It's not bad at your age, but it's not enough, you have to continue to work hard." ”
He has been in the Great Song Dynasty for several years, and he can taste poetry, but he can say that he writes poetry...... That one...... Ahem, can we talk about something else?
"Yes." Bao Shou bowed his head to be taught, and then said: "Please also ask the eldest brother to point out the mistakes and omissions, and turn back to the younger brother to show his father." ”
Your sister!
Shouldn't this homework be checked by the old bag? What's my turn?
Shen An's smile gradually stiffened, "What's that...... Let your sister show you. What's that...... Are your poems as good as your sister's? ”
Speaking of fruits, the wrapping ribbon wilted immediately.
"Ribbon ......"
Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.
Guoguo rushed in, and when he saw Bao Shou, he stretched out his hand, pinched the fat on Bao Shou's cheek and pulled it like his brother, and then asked, "Did Bao Gong kick you out?" ”
Bao Shou rubbed his face that was a little painful, and said with a sad face: "Daddy and Sima Guang bet that ice is not allowed at home, it's very hot!" ”
"No ice?" Guoguo was also very entangled, "It will be very hot and sweaty...... It was useless to take a bath. ”
"Yes, yes!"
The two children got together and talked about the pain of no ice, and Shen An called Wen Xiaozhong.
"You go to Izumo, please Shehui take a hand and get a few fans."
The fan Shen An had already come out, it was the kind that was pulled by manpower, because of various imperfections, Shen An abandoned this invention, but at this time, he had to return to his old business.
"Tell Shehui that the main thing is to reduce resistance and facilitate pulling force."
If electricity is not involved, this thing is not complicated, whether it is a shaft sleeve or a variety of materials Izumo.
Bao Shou stayed at Shen's house, and he was full of praise for eating at dinner, begging; "Big brother, let's come to live at your house in the future......"
Shen An said with a headache: "What about your father?" Leave him alone? ”
Bao Shou put his hand on his cheek and said: "Daddy's temper is not good, I think it will take twenty years to get better......"
If Bao Gong can live for another twenty years, it will be auspicious.
Shen An thought for a while, and the shouling on the side was muttering to Guoguo, "I've seen those people who compose poems, they don't look like big brothers, big brothers look at ...... Composing poetry is like having it just by thinking about it, but isn't that Su Shi? I think that the eldest brother is not as powerful as Su Shi, so I will show him XX's poems and comment on them, who knows if he lost it to you......"
Shen An couldn't help but shudder down his spine when he heard this, and felt that this little kid's intuition was too terrifying.
"Nonsense!" Of course, Guoguo has to bear the burden of justifying her brother's name, she raised her head slightly, pouted, and said, "Brother will have a new work...... Where there is a will, there is a ......"
After listening to this, Bao Shou shook his head and said, "I am still young, I don't understand this ......."
Guoguo got angry and said, "Then I won't give you what I used to have." ”
The friendship boat between the children was overturned, and Bao Shou was very aggrieved, and it was useless to please him for a while after dinner, and finally climbed to the roof......
"Sister, look!"
Bao Shou stood on the roof with his waist crossed, looking lonely.
Guoguo will hear the sound, and the wrapping ribbon will slip under his feet......
BIU……
Wen Xiaozhong appeared in time and caught the scarf, but this bear child was not afraid at all, but felt that with this bodyguard, he could play to his heart's content.
As a result, there were frequent incidents of children climbing and falling in the Shen family, until Bao Zheng came to the Bao family.
"It's hot!"
As soon as Bao Zheng entered the door, he said that it was hot, and Shen An hurriedly asked someone to get an ice towel to wipe his face.
"Comfortable!"
Bao Zheng covered his face with a towel, only feeling that the gods were just like that.
"Bao Shou didn't trouble you, did he?"
Bao Zheng said comfortably: "That kid is well-behaved, steady in his work, and steady in his speech...... It's quite like an old man......"
"Sister, look ......"
The falling game, which has been played out every day for the past two days, has begun again.
Shen An took a step back and waited for Bao Shou to be unlucky.
Bao Shou stood on the roof and waved triumphantly at Guoguo.
When Guoguo saw Bao Zheng, he ran over with a smile, "Bao Gong......"
Bao Zheng smiled, and then scolded: "Little brute! Why don't you hurry down? ”
What a little brute! The old man will say that you are steady, and you will come to the house to uncover the tiles. If you weren't the only seedling, the old man would have to beat you to death.
Bao Shou saw his father coming, his feet were weak, and he slipped down.
Bao Zheng only felt that as soon as there was a flower in front of him, his body softened.
Shen An hurriedly helped him, "It's okay, I smell Xiaozhong!" ”
Wen Xiaozhong suddenly appeared and caught the scarf, and he was handsome.
After Bao Shou landed safely, he looked at Wen Xiaozhong drooling, "You and XX go home, all the good things will be given to you, as long as you catch XX every day." ”
It's addictive!
Wen Xiaozhong said lightly: "It is for the sake of the little lady to catch you, if you go out of the Shen family, you will not care about you." ”
Cruel!
Children love this kind of cold, good man.
Bao Shou immediately pestered Wen Xiaozhong and asked him to leave the Shen family and go to the Bao family.
Syllable!
Bao Zheng slapped him awake, and then said, "Go home!" ”
"Don't, Daddy......"
Bao Shou has been living in the Shen family for the past few days like a fairy, there are delicious foods every day, there are royal people to take over and smell small species, and he can run around...... It's too comfortable, no.
But now that he wants to return to the home without ice, Bao Shou feels that life is better than death.
That's hell!
Bao Zheng came to see the fan, Shen An demonstrated a few fans to him, and finally persuaded: "Don't be reluctant to spend money, we have money, let the servants take turns to pull the fans, just give more money." ”
"The old man knows."
Bao Zheng, who had a loving face on his front feet, turned his face and immediately showed anger, "Little beast, don't you go home with your father soon!" ”
Bao Shou was taken away step by step, and shouted when he walked out of the door: "Sister, remember to call someone to pick up a certain person in a few days." ”
This product is actually addicted to living in the Shen family?
Shen An waved his hand, feeling that sooner or later, this little fat man would make Bao Zheng unbearable, and then he would use force to clean him up.
Thinking of Bao Shou being beaten, Shen An felt comfortable.
Bao Shou was not beaten, and after going all the way home, Bao Zheng called someone to get a fan, and then the family enjoyed the cool breeze, not to mention the sourness.
"Give more money and let them take turns pulling fans in the summer."
But anyone who has been hot will not save money in this regard, Lao Bao confessed, and the subordinates of the family scrambled.
But Bao Shou found it very boring, he recently liked to climb high and look far.
So just when Bao Zheng was enjoying the fan, Bao Shou climbed onto his roof, and then stuck his waist, imagining that he was an invincible general, and raised his arms and shouted: "For the ...... of the Great Song Dynasty"
Bao Zheng, who was in the next room, heard that the source of this sound was wrong, so he came out to check.
"Little Brute ......"
Bao Shou stood on the roof, and when he saw his father coming out, he shouted: "Daddy, don't panic, the child will climb down immediately." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, his feet slipped, biu......
Bang!
Bao Shou slid down under Bao Zheng's eyelids and fell into a pot of flowers.
"My ......"
Bao Zheng's majesty was gone, his heart was beating like thunder, and he rushed over.
Bao Shou lay in the flower pot and said with a sad face: "Ass, ass......"
Bao Zheng took him out, touched it here, rubbed it there, and asked where it hurt.
"Daddy, your ass hurts!"
Lao Bao couldn't help but peel off his pants, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw a few thorns on his buttocks.
It's good that I didn't break my bones!
Lao Bao got up and ordered: "From tomorrow, Da Lang's homework will be doubled." ”
"Daddy......"
Japan shouldn't be studying in the hot summer! Even if you have to do your homework, you still can't let people live?
Bao Zheng said angrily: "If it weren't for your young age, my father would have come to the family law a long time ago." ”
Bao Shou was taken back dejectedly, and the two enjoyed a cool breeze that night.
In the early morning of the next day, Bao Zheng went to the court.
"I've seen Bao Xiang!"
Everyone saluted, Bao Zheng bowed his hand, and nodded slightly.
When he saw Sima Guang, Bao Zheng was happy, and he greeted him and asked, "There is no ice here...... Why is there more pimples on Junshi's face? ”
"Mosquito bites!"
Sima Guang will definitely not say that it is hot.
Bao Zheng touched his face and said, "Why is the old man's face so comfortable recently, the cool breeze is refreshing!" ”
Sima Guang looked carefully and saw that Bao Zheng was refreshed, not like he had been hot all night, so he pointed at him and said, "Bao Xiang, didn't you use ice?" ”
There is no bet on that bet, and they don't need to block it when they reach this realm, all they want is to win.
Bao Zheng said: "The old man acts above board. ”
Sima Guang was covered in sweat, and he was not angry, but he was not good at speaking.
So that's the bad thing about a gentleman.
If you want to be a gentleman, then you have to be restricted in many things, such as now.
But someone said on the side: "Is it to bet on ice?" Who knows who used ice at home between Bao Xiang and Sima Yuan? ”
"I know!"
Zhang has been here for eight years.
This may seem like a joke, but when it comes to the leading figures between the reformists and the opposition, the nature is different.
Entering the hall later, Zhang Banian told the matter seriously.
"Sima Yuan didn't use ice, and Bao Xiang didn't use ice, but ......"
Sima Guang's heart jumped, and he hurriedly put his face on his face, waiting for the news of Zhang Banian.
……
The leader of the alliance was squatting in the pit when he saw the previous chapter, and the result was hilarious...... Almost......
In any case, one of the alliance leaders had a lot of joy on this night, and I hope that the addition of more will also make everyone happy and the new alliance leader happy.
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