Chapter 497: Two Tigers and Wolves One by One
Chapter 497: Misunderstanding
If in his own camp, Shi Bin was chased by Jia Ling and Sai Xishi and ran down, anyway, the soldiers under him were not surprised by this. I know that my handsome man will often be chased away by two ladies because of his unscrupulous words, but in the end he will get back together because of sweet words.
But this was in Lu Wende's camp, the officers and men in the battalion had never seen such a fun scene, and the commander of the dignified army was chased by his wife in the camp. In less than half a cup of tea, it attracted at least 200 onlookers.
Although Shi Bin couldn't help apologizing, and reminded Jia Ling and Sai Xishi that this was in Lu Wende's camp, not in their own camp, they should pay attention to the impact. However, the two tigresses are not shy, and now that Shi Bin has brushed the tiger's whiskers, how can they give up because of Shi Bin's few words? Therefore, he didn't care about Shi Bin's face, and ran after him everywhere, looking at that look, he wanted Shi Bin to lose face.
Naturally, this kind of farce would not last long, and Lu Wende arrived soon after receiving the report from the guards, and quickly dispersed the onlookers.
Seeing that the master of this big camp was coming, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi couldn't chase Shi Bin anymore, so they had to stop. It's just that there is still anger in his eyes, obviously he doesn't plan to expose this matter, and he will ask Shi Bin to remember it for a long time.
And Shi Bin stopped there out of breath, feeling pain in his heart, secretly scolding Lu Wende for being so active, wouldn't it be better to go to him after he appeased his two wives? Why do you have to come and see yourself making a fool of yourself?
Looking at the three people in front of him, Lu Wende couldn't laugh or cry. This reminded him of the scene when he and Zhao Kui went to look for Shi Bin before: Shi Bin sat on the toilet and scolded Jia Ling and Sai Xishi. Now it's even better, Shi Bin and Sai Xishi are unkempt and disheveled, and Shi Bin's husband is still chased around by Jia Ling and Sai Xishi. You don't have to think about it to know that Shi Bin must have done something that made the two very unhappy, so they chased and beat Shi Bin in the camp regardless of their faces and hatred.
"Brother, what's wrong with you and your two siblings?" Lu Wende asked suspiciously.
"It's nothing, Brother Lu is fine."
"Brother Shi, it's really wrong for two younger brothers and sisters to come all the way from Sichuan to see you, but you still make them angry. Two brothers and sisters, if Shi Bin makes a mistake, I will help you get ahead. ”
"Thanks, no." Jia Ling and Sai Xishi said in unison, but the anger in their eyes was obviously still there, and the anger did not disappear.
"Impossible, although I don't know Shi Bin very well, I know that he sometimes has no rules to do things, and he is open-mouthed, he must have done something to embarrass you"
As soon as the words came out, Lu Wende immediately regretted it, because he found that Shi Bin, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, who were still fighting just now, suddenly looked at him with calm faces.
I couldn't help but scold myself for being nosy, it was enough to relieve Shi Bin's encirclement, and I asked why I was doing it, asking for trouble. Originally, I came to talk to Shi Bin about going to Zhao Kui to talk about it, but now it is naturally inappropriate to meet this one.
Therefore, he didn't care about that, Lu Wende excused himself to have other things at hand, and quickly left the place of right and wrong. and vowed not to care about this kind of idle matter again, even if Shi Bin was beaten by Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, he would not come forward to reconcile. At most, after Shi Bin was injured, he asked a doctor to help him treat his injuries.
Now that Lu Wende has left, Shi Bin, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi are too conspicuous to stand in the camp. Shi Bin doesn't care, but Jia Ling and Sai Xishi are women after all, and after the biggest anger, they will return to their rationality and become shy.
Of course, he couldn't stand in the camp like this anymore, Jia Ling immediately pulled Sai Xishi back to the tent, and said viciously to Shi Bin: "You wait for me, the matter is not over!" ”
Although he knew that this was just angry words, Shi Bin was still apprehensive in his heart. At least he didn't dare to go back to the tent now, but of course he couldn't do it because he was not rough, so he could only order Xu Feng to take his clothes out of the tent and put them on outside the tent.
Time passed minute by minute, and it is estimated that Lu Wende also wants to go to Zhao Kui. Shi Bin didn't want to delay any longer, so he said, "Xu Feng, you go to the tent and see what the two ladies look like now." If they still look like cannibals, don't tell them that I will go to Lu Wende's tent, and if they are good, bring them over. ”
In fact, even if Jia Ling and Sai Xishi were still eating people, Shi Bin would take them there, because Shi Bin believed that they knew how to prioritize and would not lose anything big because of small things. The only thing that worries them is that they pretend to be angry and suddenly get angry.
It didn't take long for Xu Feng to bring Jia Ling and the others out, their faces were still so gloomy, but they didn't seem to have so many violent factors, they just stared at Shi Bin fiercely.
When they walked up, Shi Bin spoke: "What happened in the morning was my fault, but now I will trouble the two of you to dissipate your anger for the sake of the overall situation, and accompany me to meet Lu Wende and Zhao Kui first." As for the breath that is holding back, will it come back later, okay? ”
Unexpectedly, this time Shi Bin actually apologized happily and did not take the path of oily and sweet words, which made Jia Ling and Sai Xishi very surprised. Maybe it was the sword that went off the rails and hit the nail on the head, which made them slowly lose their breath. Although he was still vicious in his mouth, Shi Bin had already put his mind at ease.
Now that it has been said, there is no need to think about it anymore, Shi Bin took Jia Ling, Sai Xishi and Xu Feng to Lu Wende's handsome tent to give him peace of mind.
As Shi Bin expected, Lu Wende, who returned to the handsome tent, was a little restless, he was very worried that Shi Bin would affect the big thing because of the small conflict between the husband and wife, although he thought that the probability was negligible. The more worried I became, the more thirsty I became, and I drank three pots of tea in two quarters of an hour. Fortunately, when drinking the fourth pot of tea, the guards came to report: Shi Bin brought Jia Ling, Sai Xishi and Xu Feng to visit.
Now that everyone is here, Lu Wende's worries are gone, and he immediately invited a few people into the tent. In Lu Wende's opinion, Shi Bin's family was a little strange, and they looked like they were not dying, but it was really strange to be able to see other people together in harmony for two quarters of an hour.
"Brother Shi, I also thought about what you said before, but I didn't come up with a good way, how can we keep in line with Song Ting? I'm afraid that empty words will not work, and now they have completely distrusted us. Lu Wende asked.
"What Brother Lu said is very true, so I brought them over to discuss this issue with you. My eldest brother has been in the Song Dynasty officialdom longer than I have, and knows better than me how to listen to the news of the DPRK and China and guard against others from doing evil. ”
"Brother won the award, this is just a little rough stupid method, and it can't be put on the table." Lu Wende smiled awkwardly.
"Rough stupidity? Brother Lu also belittled himself too much, and he didn't even tell me what the solution was, so he said it was a rough and stupid way. Wouldn't I be stupid if I used it? Shi Bin smiled slyly.
Speaking Lu Wende was not Shi Bin's opponent, so he had to shake his head to admit defeat, and said the rough stupid method: spread eyeliner in Lin'an and befriend the officials of some important departments.
Sure enough, it was a little rough, but Shi Bin didn't think it was a stupid way but a good way. Black cats and white cats, if they catch mice, they are good cats. Therefore, Shi Bin praised this method very sincerely, which is simple and effective, and it is a good way.
After thinking about it, Shi Bin asked, "Brother Lu, do you mean that we will continue to spread eyeliner in Lin'an to make friends with officials, so as to achieve the purpose of obtaining information in a timely manner?" ”
Lu Wende nodded affirmatively, and said, "As for reaching an agreement with Song Ting, I don't think it's difficult. As long as we promise not to enter the north without permission, they will rest assured. Although it was a bit troublesome for the Yuan people to keep in line with them when they invaded the south, Brother Fool thought that with the minds of Brother Shi and his two younger siblings, it should be easy to come up with a solution to this problem. ”
After listening to Lu Wende's praise, Shi Bin and several people humbly said that Lu Wende praised falsely, even if he had a plan in his heart, he was still very humble. Although he liked Shi Bin's harmless appearance, Lu Wende didn't believe that he had no plan in his stomach, but he just felt that he didn't want to say it first.
"Since the brother doesn't want to say it, the foolish brother is not reluctant. You'll give your opinion when I'm done, right? Lu Wende said with a smile.
Of course, this is not bad, Shi Bin and the others nodded again and again and said that they would try their best to assist Lu Wende in perfecting their strategies.
"My idea is that let's make more friends with the imperial history, I don't kill civil officials in the Great Song Dynasty, and those imperial histories can listen to the wind and do things, and the pressure on the emperor is not small. So when the Yuan people go south, we first ask those imperial historians who have dealings with us to help us speak, and ask the emperor to fully support us. Lu Wende said.
After all, he was from a later generation, Shi Bin had only heard Bao Longtu scold Song Renzong but had never seen it with his own eyes, and he himself slapped Uncle Xie Fang in front of Li Zong before, and the result was fine, which made him feel that the emperor was not a big deal. It's just that Shi Bin thinks that this is because he has a heavy army, and Li Zong doesn't dare to provoke him, so he doesn't know how great Yushi's ability is. But what is certain is that if he befriends the imperial history, it will definitely help him and Lu Wende a lot. However, Shi Bin didn't think it was enough to make a few imperial histories, what if those imperial histories turned against the water for some reason?
"Brother Lu is reasonable, but my brother wants to remind me that there are many people who are greedy for life and afraid of death, and I am afraid that few can be trusted." Shi Bin said worriedly.
"That's true, but there's not much I can do about it." Lu Wende smiled awkwardly.
Cunning! Shi Bin sneered. It's clear that he doesn't want to [zero zero reading book 00ks] to mention the embarrassing thing of leading the king of military service, but he pretended not to think of it. But this is not the time to puncture Lu Wende's face, although Lu Wende doesn't want to, Shi Bin doesn't care, so he said with a smile: "Actually, it's simple, let's just continue to remind Lord Zhao, and ask him to let the emperor remember that we are ready to help him guard Lin'an." ”
Hearing that General Shi Bin led the army to King Qinwang said that it was as simple as playing a family, it seemed that leading the troops into Lin'an was the same as entering his own back garden, Lu Wende had to sigh again that Shi Bin was bold. Of course, in order to reassure Shi Bin, Lu Wende himself nodded his head again and again to express his support.
"Brother Lu, then let's settle it. Before the Yuan people came, we would not send troops to the north. If you plan to send troops, you will also discuss it with the Song court. If the Yuan people invaded the south, but the Song court did not have a clear attitude, we would use both civil and military forces to force them to resist the Yuan with all their might. Shi Bin said.
"That's very good. Brother Shi said it well. Then it's decided. Lu Wende said with a smile.