Chapter Seventy-Six: Suffering from Inequality
"The most high-end ingredients often use the most simple cooking methods, you look at this braised pork, when processing, you need to ......"
On the edge of a cauldron not far away, Yu Zhiqian and others surrounded Su Dongpo, listening to the explanation of this product, Su Dongpo now feels that he has reached the peak of his life, take a look, take a look, who are the people around him who are watching him cook!
His Royal Highness the Prince, the second leader of the Yutang Empire, is keeping his son, constantly nodding with his explanation.
Cheng Guogong of the Yutang Empire, Cheng Biting Jin, General Cheng Shang, General Cheng fought General Xing Daorong in the war that year, defeated the enemy in three moves, and won the reputation of the general, it has been ten years now, and no one has challenged it!
Wu Guogong, one family, one duke, two marquis and three uncles, this is the top wealthy family among the nobles!
You think that's the end of it? Did you see it, not far away with a small broken step, followed by a strong man, the two of them were talking and laughing, giggling and not a decent old man, when the prime minister Di Renjie, and the guard Li Yuanfang beside him, this is not an ordinary guard, he is a serious general!
Su Dongpo sighed while cooking Dongpo meat, his ancestral tomb was smoking, he was able to cook for so many big people, and he would definitely be able to go down in history in the future!
"Your Highness, during the big festival, all meals must be prepared by yourself!"
At this time, the official of the Ministry of Rites walked to Yu Zhiqian's side with an iron face and said loudly, but before he could come over, he was grabbed by Cheng Yanjin's arm, and then twisted it slightly, and pushed it with a trend, and the whole person floated out seven or eight meters away!
The official of the Ministry of Rites dared not speak angrily, glanced at Cheng Biting Jin, gritted his teeth and trotted away, ready to go to the Ministry of Rites Shangshu to support him.
Di Renjie stood on the edge of the pot, fanned it with his own hand, tried to keep the fragrance close to his nose, inhaled hard, and then nodded slowly: "The taste is good, but Your Highness, the ancestral system cannot be violated!" ”
Yu Zhiqian nodded after hearing this: "The ancestral system cannot be violated, as His Royal Highness the Prince, you should set an example, and you can't break the rules, otherwise there are still rules in this world!" ”
After finishing speaking, Yu Zhiqian pushed Su Dongpo away, personally took charge of the spoon, and made a pot of Dongpo meat!
"However, Your Highness, didn't the ancients say that a gentleman should stay away from anything, I don't read much, I forgot, that Wu Guogong, aren't you a rich man, come and explain!"
"The gentleman is far away from cooking, it's okay to let you read more points, you don't listen, but this sentence doesn't mean this, this sentence was first from the "Book of Rites. Yuzao", which is also recorded in Mencius, means that the gentleman cannot bear to see the animal die in front of him......"
Wu Guogong began to babble, Cheng Biting Jin dug his ears and listened helplessly, there is no way that the matter was provoked by himself, he must listen to it, as for Di Renjie, he stared at the fat in the pot and looked at Li Yuanfang: "Yuanfang, this same meat will become delicious in the hands of the prince, and it will become a piece of charcoal in your hands, what do you think!" ”
Li Yuanfang stared at the meat in the pot, looked at it carefully for a while, and said, "Di Xiang, there must be something strange about this matter!" Yuan Fang thinks that there may be some ingredients added to this pot that Yuan Fang doesn't know, and after Yuan Fang goes back, he will be able to make the same deliciousness! ”
"Well, so, ah, the same thing, different people will have different results, such as ......"
Li Yuanfang kept nodding and agreeing on the side, with a deeply touched look, but his small eyes were the same as Di Renjie's, looking at the pot from time to time.
"Your Highness, it's time to get out of the pot!"
Su Dongpo said cautiously, although this dish is now made by the prince, but the preliminary preparations are made by himself, and everyone will definitely remember in the future, I Su Dongpo, make meat, the prince, the general, the prince, the prime minister, Zhonglang will love to eat! (There is an idiom called non-stop chopsticks, what is it called?) I thought about it for a long time and didn't think about it! )
"Good!"
Yu Zhiqian took the Dongpo meat out of the pot and crashed it into the plate, don't ask why there is a plate, ask if there is a tricycle!
"Let's try it!"
Yu Zhiqian put the plate aside and shouted loudly.
I saw that Di Renjie, the old guy, didn't know where to prepare a pair of chopsticks, and with the speed of thunder that did not match his age, he directly sandwiched a piece of meat, but unfortunately the Dongpo meat was very bad, and with a little effort, he sandwiched a piece of meat into two pieces!
Cheng Biting Jin's speed was not slow, he directly took out a dagger he carried with him, and he didn't wipe it, he wanted to use the dagger to pick up a piece, and the result was self-evident.
Wu Guogong......
In the end, Yu Zhiqian also saw a pair of branches sticking in, turned his head to take a look, and saw the third child standing behind Cheng Yanjin, bending over, and picking up vegetables, and at this time Yu Zhiqian didn't even take out his chopsticks.
"Ahem, cough, the old man is old, taste this taste first, Yuan Fang, give the old man a piece!"
A group of people present were all figures with heads and faces, and after finding that they were a little ugly in their appearance, they began to humble each other.
"Old Di is old, it should be like this, my old Cheng will eat this second piece ......"
"Why do you bite the golden ......?"
When Yu Zhiqian saw that the group of people began to discuss arguing over the second piece of meat, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and returned to the tricycle to take out his chopsticks, but when he came back, he found that a pot of meat, six or seven catties of meat, was gone, not a piece!
“……”
Yu Zhiqian looked at the empty plates, and then looked at Cheng Yanjin and the bandits and robbers shamelessly...... Satisfied, patting his stomach, holding a branch and picking his teeth, the roots of his teeth itched, but there was no way at all, this group of people are the pillars of the country, not to mention eating a few pieces of meat, even if he beat himself, his father will not necessarily help him out!
"Eat, eat, you won't be able to eat it when you have a barbecue, you won't be hungry!"
Yu Zhiqian thought viciously, and began to prepare for the barbecue, the bamboo skewers had already been prepared, and he was going to eat the barbecue today, in addition to the flower chicken, of course, Yu Zhiqian didn't know how to make the authentic flower chicken, but he could develop it himself!
For example, put all kinds of seasonings in the belly of the chicken, then wrap it with lotus leaves, then wrap it with soil, and throw it into the fire pit.
Yu Zhiqian used a few pieces of wood to prop up a barbecue grill on the side, and then put the firewood he picked up underneath and began to get busy.
And a few robbers and bandits around are shameless...... is chatting, several old immortals are temperamental, and after sighing that Fengyue Xiaozhu is gone, those Qingqi people are gone, and they used to ......
"This group of stinky shameless people is disrespectful to the old!"
Yu Zhiqian was busy while scolding in his heart, and after the final ignition was successful, he threw the chicken into the fire, and he slowly and leisurely skewered the meat and began his first barbecue in ancient times.
The great Nicholas Zhao Si once said that there is nothing that cannot be solved by one barbecue, if there is, it is two, as one of the thousands of ways to eat Chinese food, the emergence of barbecue has provided a new way of thinking for Chinese to solve disputes, no longer relying on fists to solve problems......
Barbecue can be said to be the simplest of Yu Zhiqian's latest inventions, without any technical difficulty, you can get started directly, and when you barbecue, you can make people feel a sense of accomplishment and feel that everything is under their control.
Yu Zhiqian's barbecue skills are strictly speaking, although he has not worked in a barbecue stall, but when he went out to play with friends, he roasted in the park, which is a barbecue stall for 100 yuan, and a barbecue park where he prepares his own materials!
"It smells so good! Big brother, what is this? Barbecue? ”
Just after Yu Zhiqian sprinkled the cumin powder, the fragrance immediately overflowed, and Lao Qi, who appeared on time as soon as the meal arrived, sniffed and stuck his nose next to Yu Zhiqian.
“……”
"Big brother, can you eat it?"
The third child kept his saliva, stared at Yu Zhiqian's hands, and thought in his heart, if he was not a general, it seemed good to be a cook, like a big brother, he could make such delicious food, and the braised pork just now tasted really good!
"Big brother, what kind of fragrance is this!"
"Big brother, can you give me a taste, I haven't eaten meat for a long time!" Lao Wu twisted and said this, the conscience of heaven and earth, this little chubby dun, when he ate yesterday, he ate the most, and now he says that he didn't eat meat? Who to fool!
Yu Zhiqian looked at the younger brothers gathered around him, and couldn't help sighing, he really owed them, but there was no way, who made himself the eldest brother: "Okay, let's all line up and sit down, I'll bake it for you!" ”
"Thank you, big brother!"
"Big brother has worked hard!"
"Big brother is the best!"
"Big brother, you're the best!"
This group of guys lined up very neatly according to their grades, and then sat neatly and suspiciously not far from Yu Zhiqian, just like children waiting in line in kindergarten to give out milk bread!
"What smells so good outside!"
The emperor, who was eating in the car, sniffed a little harder, and a strange fragrance wafted in.
"It seems that the prince is doing some food!"
"Hmm!"
The emperor continued to eat the food in front of him, but the fragrance kept lingering around him, and the emperor ate the mountain delicacies in front of him as if chewing wax.
"Let's go, let's see!"
"Whoa!"
When the emperor came out of the car, he saw the prince standing in front of a barbecue grill, wiping his sweat, holding the meat skewered with bamboo skewers in his hand, constantly tumbling, holding cumin powder in his hand, and throwing his buttocks twisting and turning.
"Eh, what is this, prince?"
"The old minister has seen His Highness!"
Di Renjie leaned over slowly, and then stared at Yu Zhiqian with the emperor: "The prince is preparing to eat, the meat made by the prince just now is very delicious, but unfortunately it is a little less, and the old man didn't eat a few pieces!" ”
Su Dongpo stood not far away cleaning up the mess, and when he heard Di Renjie's words, he was stunned, and shouted in his heart: "I did it, I did it, I did it!" That dish is called Dongpo Pork !! ”
"The prince has this cooking skill?"
"Your Majesty, the prince's cooking skills are indeed very good, and the old man has not eaten such delicious meat for a long time!"
“……”
"So what is the prince doing now?"
The Emperor sniffed with his nose again.
"The prince said it was a barbecue!"
"Let's go and taste it!"
The emperor took Di Renjie Cheng Biting Jin and others to Yu Zhiqian, at this time Yu Zhiqian had already roasted a large handful of meat and wiped the sweat on his forehead: "The third child, the third child is here, you will give a share of the meat!" ”
It was not the third child who reached out to take the barbecue, but Wu Sangui, this guy smiled and took Yu Zhiqian's skewers, and then took one at random and tasted it, and after no problem, handed it to the emperor.
"Well, it tastes good! Di Xiang have a taste! ”
The emperor directly took the meat skewers and began to divide them, and several princes sat aside, like little milk dogs that no one cared about, watching the emperor divide the skewers of meat and win over the ministers, and finally there were five skewers left.
"There should be a string of me, I'm the third, and my father usually likes me!" The third child stared at the five meat skewers, and he had already given himself a string in his heart, it was too fragrant, it was too fragrant!
"I don't think there will be the third child, one big brother, one me, one seventh, and two fathers, it should be like this!"
The fourth child thought about it for a while, and felt that he was usually well-behaved in front of his father, and there should be a reward!
"My father usually eats less, and my father also knows that I can eat better, and if I don't eat enough, I will have a stomachache, so I should give me two strings, no, three strings, my father eats one string himself, and my eldest brother eats one string!"
Lao Wu used his little fat hand, and after clicking it, he roughly knew in his heart that as the fattest one among the princes, he should eat more!
"I am the youngest with the eldest brother, the eldest brother is the youngest, the father is the emperor, and the five times are just right!" The sixth man counted slowly with his fingers.
"The eldest brother and I are my father's favorite prince, there should be mine!"
Lao Qi stared at the meat skewers and looked at his eldest brother, and breathed a sigh of relief, it was not a big problem, after all, he was one of his father's favorite princes, and there was no reason not to give it to himself.
The eighth child stared at his big eyes and looked at his father, as the youngest prince, he should have privileges, and his father should be able to eat a bunch of them, and then reward them to himself!
The emperor picked up a bunch of meat and tasted it, and nodded with satisfaction: "The prince's craftsmanship is good, delicious!" After finishing speaking, he slowly put the second, third, and fourth strings into his mouth, until the last string, only to find that there were six small milk dogs squatting opposite him who were ready to feed, and the prince who had worked hard for a long time and had not eaten a mouthful.
"Don't suffer from few, suffer from inequality! It's just one meat skewer, seven princes, not enough points! ”
The emperor's eyes were a little weak, he was so happy to eat that he forgot about the prince, and after silently swallowing the last string of meat in his mouth, he turned his back on his hand: "It tastes very good, the prince is making some and sending it!" After finishing speaking, he walked towards Di Renjie and the others with his hands behind his back.
After walking a few steps, he suddenly stopped: "Well, some cold wine too, it tastes good!" ”
“……”
ps: This chapter written while eating barbecue, Emma, the truth, writes that your saliva is dripping!