Emperor Chongzhen could touch his conscience and swear that he was not interested in the so-called saint at all.

There are two kinds of saints, one is a saint and the other is also a saint.

A kind of saint is a saint in the actual sense, such as the peacock king Kong Yunzhen, who was locked up in the edict by Emperor Chongzhen and ignored it, she is the saint of the White Lotus Sect, or the sect leader.

Except for this holy woman who planned to kill Emperor Chongzhen, the rest of the sects, especially those cults, their holy daughters were basically candidates for the sect leader, or simply the sect leader's wife prepared for the sect leader.

Such a saint has very high requirements, not only to be beautiful, but also to have a fairy spirit that does not eat the fireworks of the world, and basically have to understand some piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

The other is the saints in a broad sense, such as the Catholic friars, and the Persian Enlightenment.

Emperor Chongzhen, who had read a lot of books before, forgot to read it in which material, the holy daughter of the Persian Ming Sect is not as moving and strong in martial arts as Dai Qisi and Xiao Zhao in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", but is responsible for communicating with believers before the temple.

This one is amazing, in front of the temple, take off your clothes openly, and then ...... Don't want money yet!

As for the so-called holy women on the Holy See's side, Emperor Chongzhen didn't understand, but judging from the large number of illegitimate children and illegitimate daughters in Europe at that time, he was afraid that the abstinence preached by the Holy See was of no use at all.

In fact, the Holy See's ban is not only useless, but to a certain extent counterproductive—when the normal channel is strangled, it develops abnormally:

In the Middle Ages, men in Western Europe engaged in advanced games such as homosexuality and whipping and bondage, and women, especially middle-aged women who entered the period of lust, would have a lot of dream sex, self-blasphemy, smearing aphrodisiacs, and other abnormal sexual performances.

The Holy See is naturally not satisfied with this situation, what is it when the Holy See speaks? What's that, isn't it? So what to do? Easy to do.

The Holy See declared that gay men are the devil, middle-aged lustful women are witches, and it is a word to burn, and Spain will cut off the little brothers of comrades.

So the traditional witch is portrayed as an old ugly woman, with ecstasy, riding a long broomstick, burrowing in and out of the chimney, screaming and flying around, and fond of eating small children.

The broom represents a man's equipment, riding represents a woman's upper position, the chimney represents a woman's equipment, flying represents HIGH, screaming is not explained, and eating a child means that she does not want to have children, but just wants to satisfy her evil desires.

The problem is that if things are done strictly according to the rules of the Holy See, then: the day of production that can be performed in a year is less than 15 days, and she cannot take off her clothes or make a sound, and the woman must be fully draped and wrapped, and only one hole should be opened in the corresponding position. Only men can go up and women go down, so this posture is called a missionary.

If those two people are emotional and want to do something, what's the matter?

Go outside to find a dark place where no one is around: at the base of the city wall, under the bridge, in the field or something, without saying a word, without taking off your clothes, and slipping away at any time when you are done.

However, the Holy See didn't know that a smart person in the Central Plains once said that it was better to block than to be sparse.

Although the Holy See did not know this sentence, it did feel that it was a bit inhumane to do so - in order to solve the problem of the needs of male believers, the Holy See opened kilns in Rome, Venice and other places to make money from the fifth century, and later even monopolized this business, allowing only "good Christians" to prostitute.

The sisters in the kiln are nuns and managed, and when they are not taking over business, they have to study politics and pray for mass, which is no different from that of the friars.

In this fucked-up management model, if there is nothing wrong with the upper and lower levels of the Holy See, it is a hell of a miracle.

Let's take the John series: Pope John X was the common lover of a Roman aristocratic mother and daughter, and they helped him from a scoundrel to the throne, and the mother and daughter were like wolves, and within a few days they were over about ten. The two of them turned their second mutual lover into Pope Segas II, and a few days later, they were over again. The two then turned the illegitimate son with Sei into Pope John 11.

Pope Joshua XII was the illegitimate son of Pope Albert II, and this one was described as a brute.

About 12 stabbed blind teachers, castrated their brothers with their noses cut and gouged out their eyes, and committed adultery with two sisters. He lived in the Lateran Palace, and the passing folk girls, nuns, and little boys dragged in as long as he saw them, and raped them, and spoiled hundreds of them. So much so that no one dared to hit him at the door except for the bearded one.

Seeing that no woman dared to pass by at the door of his house, he went out to be a flower thief at about twelve - but one day he was sleeping soundly with his wife in his arms, and the man came back.

What is more tragic is that the male owner of this family did not know about twelve, and when he saw this exciting scene, he immediately became Ma Jiajue, and smashed the Holy Pope to death with a few hammers, and was summoned by the lord.

About thirteen have a strong penchant for gouging people's eyes. About twenty-two of the Franciscans, who were proud of their cultivation and ashamed of their forcible rape, were burned to death. About twenty-three is even stronger/rape/***, promiscuous/incestuous murder is proficient in everything.

The 2,000-year-old church, 300 popes, and the illegitimate children of the former popes abound, and there are even fewer illegitimate children. Bishop Liège alone admitted 65 illegitimate children, half a company.

For example, the famous Pope Servant Francis VIII famously said, "Sleeping with a woman or a boy is as easy as rubbing your hands." ”

The biggest bastard joke in the Catholic See was Pope John VIII.

This one was actually an Englishman dressed as a man, named Joan of Arc (not the same as Joan of Arc in France). Sister Zhen disguised herself as a man and infiltrated the church, first found a German priest as a lover, she was very knowledgeable, and she was elected as the pope in 850, and she made countless faces. Who knew that his health was too good, and when he was fifty years old, he rode a horse on Easter, and when the horse was upside down, he actually gave birth to a child on the spot on the street of Rome.

It is a miracle of God for a male pope to give birth to a child on the street, and who else dares not to believe in the power of the Lord?

But the onlookers were stubborn, and when they saw this spectacle, they didn't believe that John Eight was the male version of Maria to send Jesus II, and resolutely decided that Brother Zhen was a ** who had deceived them for decades, hurt their pure hearts, and made them lose a chance to be a good person, so they tied him behind the horse's tail and dragged him to death.

The Holy See showed its eyes, and all future processions avoided that street and took a detour. After that, for the next 600 years, any pope who ascended the throne had to sit on a chair with a large hole, and someone behind him touched it underneath to verify that it was indeed with a handle before it could take effect.

Later, he was still not at ease, and it was stipulated that the pope's robe should be bare under the enthronement ceremony, so that as soon as he sat on the toilet chair, the small parts of the quasi-pope drooped down, and the people behind him lay on the ground to observe, and seeing was believing.

Of course, this is the early Holy See, not the current Holy See, what kind of holy woman can be made in the Holy See now, Emperor Chongzhen really doesn't know.

I don't know, I don't know, anyway, Emperor Chongzhen is not interested in saints or anything - if you are simply interested in the identity of saints, Kong Yunzhen, the peacock king of the White Lotus Sect, is a very good saint, beautiful, original, and knowledgeable.

The only thing that is not so good is that Emperor Chongzhen killed her whole family, this feud is a bit big, and it is estimated that it is not easy to want pajamas.

Besides, if he accepts the Holy Lady of the Holy See as a concubine, what will happen to Longhu Mountain? What to do with Shaolin Temple?

What's more, there are several more in my family......

Laughing and rejecting Innocent X's proposal, Emperor Chongzhen turned to pick up his wine glass and said with a smile: "Come, Zhuqing and I have a drink!" ”

As soon as Emperor Chongzhen's words came out, he had already decided in his heart that it was nothing to admit Innocent X, and Ferdinand III's heart was like eating half a fly after eating.

Ladies and gentlemen? Doesn't that count me as your courtier?

Even if you are the emperor of the Ming Empire, I am also the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, and my daughter is married to your son, so why did we suddenly become courtiers?

Isn't this a clear display of disgusting people?

However, Ferdinand not only had to endure the nausea to eat the half of the fly, but also had to say that it was really fragrant by the way.

There's no way, the Holy Roman Empire and the Ming Empire are not on the same level at all, because it would be stupid to fall out again if you just say something.

After the banquet dispersed, Emperor Chongzhen's face was still half drunk, he took a sip of the sobering soup prepared by Wang Chengen, and signaled Wang Chengen to prepare another one for Zhang Zhiji before Emperor Chongzhen spoke: "How is it?" ”

Zhang Zhiji bowed and said: "Your Majesty, when His Majesty said that Ferdinand would drink together, a trace of displeasure flashed on his face, but he quickly relented, it is estimated that even if this person is dissatisfied, he will not show it clearly."

As for that Innocent X, in the eyes of the ministers, he is just a fierce and inward-looking person, so there is nothing to worry about, but on the side of the Holy See, there may be some variables. ”

Emperor Chongzhen sighed and ordered, "Tell me about it." ”

Zhang Zhiji bowed down and said, "Innocent did not agree to the canonization at first, but agreed after the dog danced the sword, and even those cardinal archbishops Addison and others did not raise objections, and even Innocent X proposed to sacrifice the Holy Maiden, which shows his timidity. ”

Seeing that Zhang Zhiji was still a little hesitant, Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said, "What, what else is there that you dare not say?" ”

Zhang Zhiji shook his head and said: "The minister thinks that the canonization should be carried out as soon as possible, otherwise, I am afraid that there will be many dreams at night." ”

Without waiting for Emperor Chongzhen to ask, Zhang Zhiji continued: "Although the people of the Holy See have now confessed, their roots are extremely deep in Eurobazaar, and there are many vassal states whose hearts are towards the Holy See, and most of the common people are also loyal to the Holy See.

Once Innocent X and the others who came with him returned to be suppressed, and some people in the Holy See ascended to the heights, I am afraid that the whole of Europe will be even more chaotic than it is now. ”

Emperor Chongzhen suddenly laughed and said, "What if it's a little messier?" ”

When Zhang Zhiji heard this, he was stunned.

yes, Europa is messy enough now, even if it's messy enough? What if all the countries and people of Europe were involved?

Does it have anything to do with Daming? Will it affect Daming's arms sales? Will it affect Daming's homeland security?

The answer is yes, it has nothing to do with the Ming Dynasty, it will stimulate the arms sales of the Ming Dynasty, and it will not affect the security of the Ming Dynasty and the people.

Since it has no impact on Daming, let them mess around.

Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Besides, I don't think they have the courage to make a fuss.

If you look closely at the history of the Holy See, you will know that these people have been passed down from generation to generation, and it is almost a dirty black history.

In the past, there were no newspapers, and most of the European civilians were illiterate, so naturally they were fooled, and the Holy See believed whatever it said, even the indulgences.

However, there is no way to cover this kind of thing forever, this is true of Holy Rome, so is it for the Holy See, and the Ming Dynasty is no exception, sooner or later, someone will open their eyes and see the world.

The Holy See's attempt to maintain their so-called order by virtue of power and the Inquisition is nothing more than self-deception and forcible renewal.

As for now, if they dare to make a fuss and regret it, it will be very easy to do.

If you can't mobilize the army to kill them for the time being, then continue to use the wisdom of "Water Margin" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to expose their black history, send people to spread it, and completely stink them.

If this still doesn't kill them, let the Holy Roman Empire send troops to kill them, and the Ming Dynasty will give them the support of weapons and equipment in the back, and it will be beneficial and not costly. ”

Emperor Chongzhen's meaning is very simple, the Holy See is actually no different from Longhu Mountain and Shaolin Temple, if it can be used by me, then use, after all, it has been rooted in Europe for thousands of years, and the things that fool the European barbarians, the Holy See has always been in place.

If the Holy See can't be used by me, then I can only hehe.

As a Pingtou brother who once planned to burn down the Shaolin Temple and initiated the ruthless attack that even Jiajing's tomb dared to be dug up secretly, it is not incomprehensible to instruct people to secretly destroy the foundation of the Holy See in Europe.

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that the Ming Dynasty's stall was too big, so that Emperor Chongzhen couldn't spare his hands to completely clean up Europe now, the hesitation and displeasure of Innocent X just now would have killed him.

After Zhang Zhiji got out, Emperor Chongzhen turned his head and instructed Wang Chengen: "Send a message to the Ministry of Rites, and order the Ministry of Rites to select someone to come over and hold the canonization ceremony."

In addition, the things that Shaofu has made, also pick and choose, to see what things are low-cost and have no practical use, you can sell them to Europe like this first, and then you will be embarrassed to cheat European barbarians like this. ”

Wang Chengen didn't even dare to wipe the cold sweat that came out of his forehead, but desperately wrote down everything that Emperor Chongzhen said, and then sorted it out into a document, and then sent someone back to the Ming Dynasty after dawn.

The European barbarians have really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes!

Emperor Chongzhen had a rare good night's sleep, and it was not until the next day that he received the information from Wu Sangui and Li Hongji that Emperor Chongzhen recovered from the joy of pit the barbarians.