Chapter 22 The leader of the army set out
"No!" Liu Taishou shouted anxiously, he was still counting on Chen Longhu to participate in Cai Yong's poetry meeting, but he couldn't fold it here!
"Dragon Tiger Virtuous Nephew, don't be impulsive!" Liu Taishou glanced at Liu Bei hatefully, although they are distant relatives, but whether it is identity or status, Chen Longhu is much more important than Liu Bei in Liu Taishou's heart.
The three brothers Chen Longhu glanced at each other with a smile, their eyes were full of confidence and heroism, as if these 50,000 thieves were really not as good as 50,000 pigs.
Chen Longhu arched his hand and said: "Uncle, believe me, these two brothers of mine have the courage of ten thousand people, and 50,000 thieves are nothing to us!" ”
Liu Taishou still persuaded bitterly: "The thieves have 50,000 soldiers and horses, and two generals, how can they be stopped by just 500 people?" Although most of the army of my Zhuo County is in the north to defend the Hu people, how can I only have a mere 500 troops? I'll give you 8,000 soldiers and horses, and you can take advantage of the city, so you can have no worries. ”
Liu Bei saw Liu Taishou say this, for fear that Chen Longhu and them would regret it, so he hurriedly said: "Manly man, it is difficult to chase after a horse, since Mr. Longhu has agreed, he should go, by the way, the benefits of relying on the city wall do not count." ”
"Shut up!" Liu Taishou was so angry that he scolded, pointed at the tip of Liu Bei's nose and shouted, "What are you?" Where do you have to speak here? ”
Seeing that Liu Taishou was really angry, Liu Bei immediately shut up and stood aside, Chen Longhu sneered, it seems that this Liu Bei really hates himself, and even said this kind of squeeze.
"It doesn't matter." Chen Longhu waved his hand and said: "As Mr. Liu Xuande said, a gentleman's words, horses are difficult to chase, since you say it, you must do it, if your uncle is not at ease, you can send General Zou Jing to respond in the rear, if my forward army is defeated, you can rescue me, how about it?" ”
Seeing Liu Bei's face so confident, Liu Bei couldn't help but secretly mutter, could he really have a way to defeat 50,000 thieves with 500 elite soldiers?
After careful consideration, Liu Bei still felt that it was impossible, even if the three of them really had the courage to be unstoppable, then there were only three of them, at most 30,000 people, and 20,000 people, and they would be crushed to death! After thinking about it for a long time, Liu Bei still felt that this should just be Chen Longhu's strength for the sake of face, and he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Seeing that Chen Longhu was so resolute, Liu Taishou hesitated for a while, and then sighed: "Since the virtuous nephew is so resolute, then do it, but remember, don't be reckless in everything, you are a genius, don't lose your life by fooling around." ”
After saying this, Liu Taishou also glared at Liu Bei fiercely, and Chen Longhu hugged his fists and saluted: "Longhu knows, since this is the case, please ask my uncle to transfer me 500 people, I will defeat the thieves and raise the prestige of my Zhuojun army!" ”
"Good!" Liu Taishou stroked his palms and laughed: "General Zou Jing, order five hundred soldiers and horses, and hand them over to the virtuous nephew of Long Hu." ”
Liu Bei asked timidly on the side, "That...... What about me? ”
"You?" Liu Taishou glanced at Liu Bei coldly, and said in a disdainful tone: "Then you will follow General Zou Jing and be his personal soldier, General Zou Jing, you have to take good care of him, do you understand what I mean?" ”
"Yes! The end will understand. Zou Jing has lived in officialdom for a long time, how could he not understand Liu Taishou's hints, he nodded, smiled at Liu Bei and took him away, Liu Bei squeezed his eyebrows at Chen Longhu, and began to think in his heart that after Chen Longhu failed, it would fall into his hands, he must let Chen Longhu taste the taste of being humiliated, and return everything he had imposed on him, so that he could relieve the hatred in his heart!
"I said I would be back!" Liu Bei followed behind Zou Jing and thought hatefully in his heart.
Half an hour later, Zou Jing had already handed over 500 soldiers and horses to Chen Longhu: "Mr. Longhu is careful in everything, Zou is in the rear to make sure you are safe!" ”
"That's it, thank you!" Chen Longhu arched his hand, he first divided the five hundred army into five squads, each squad of one hundred people, Huang Da ten brothers led one for every two people, respectively, the chief and deputy centurion, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei divided his left and right, each led two teams, called the left army and the right army, Chen Longhu himself led a hundred people to sit in the center of the Chinese army, although the number is not large, but it still looks like a look, Chen Longhu waved the big knife in his hand, and shouted: "Go!" ”
"Hah!" Five hundred soldiers and horses roared, and urged the horses under their crotches to go out of the city, and it could be seen that Zou Jing was still more interesting, although he was talking about five hundred soldiers and horses, but these five hundred people were all cavalry, and the combat effectiveness on the plain was probably comparable to that of three or four thousand infantry.
Chen Longhu, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei were in front of the three of them with divine weapons, and the ten brothers of Huang Da were behind as ten centurions, followed by five hundred cavalrymen with solemn expressions and iron armor, which looked full of momentum!
"Assemble the army!" Seeing that Chen Longhu set off with his troops, Zou Jing also shouted and began to assemble his troops, Liu Bei followed Zou Jing's side with a sad face, his current identity is Zou Jing's personal guard, he looks majestic, doesn't he? But in fact, his job is to clean the bucket, that is, to clean the commode used by Zou Jing every day, and clean the night pot after emptying, not only Zou Jing's, but also his other ten personal guards.
When Liu Bei received this appointment, he had fought hard, after he was the king of Zhongshan, how could he do this kind of work? But Zou Jing's answer is also very simple, either do it, or go back to selling straw sandals and see which one is more embarrassing.
In the end, Liu Bei weighed the pros and cons for a long time, and still chose to stay in the barracks to be a clean bucket, although it was dirty, but at least he stayed in the army, and he would climb up in the future!
Zou Jing deliberately chose the dirtiest commode for the pro-soldier to hand over to Liu Bei, and the pro-soldier threw the commode into Liu Bei's arms with a disgusted face: "Take it well!" Don't lose your head, this is the General's favorite bucket! ”。
Liu Bei looked at the commode in his arms, which had almost never been washed, and was smoked by the pungent smell, and suddenly couldn't help but spit in the commode at once, and suddenly the smell in the whole air was even more disgusting, and the people passing by around him all covered their noses.
"Fuck off! Don't be Lao Tzu's way! A tall soldier kicked Liu Bei to the side of the road, and then led Zou Jing's horse with a sneering face to help Zou Jing get on the horse, Liu Bei, who fell on the side of the road, looked at the filth that he had sprinkled, and suddenly had a feeling of wanting to look up to the sky and cry bitterly......