In the fourth year of Yonghui (653 AD), the fifth day of the fifth month of May, the time of Chen.

I can't eat zongzi today, and there is no Dragon Boat Festival in the early Tang Dynasty. In the Tang Dynasty, the Dragon Boat Festival was popular among the people, and Tang Xianzong of the Middle Tang Dynasty was determined in the edict and set it as a legal festival and continued it. Wu Kang has a bad taste and believes that during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday in later generations, Qu Yuan should not be thanked, but the emperor of the Tang Dynasty.

Get up early, sit on a low couch, full of melancholy. Min Yue is funny behind her, she is particularly interested in the tail behind the official hat, and her little hands keep fiddling with it, designing various shapes. At the end of last month, at the strong request of Sister Shun, she moved to the Lushen Mansion. It turned out that the house was rented to Di Renjie, and when he first arrived, the application for the official residence had not yet been approved.

After welcoming the envoys sent by the Japanese State, he has been spending time in depression, the hateful Japanese devil! Before they came to Wuzhou, it rained continuously, and then it rained without a drop of rain. It's summer, the stagnant water has long since dried up, and drought is inevitable. At the fourth day of April, ten lotus leaves and nine rolls, this agricultural proverb has been fulfilled.

It was bad enough, but the court came to add to the chaos. Because of the drought in the country, President Li Jiu issued an order to reduce the number of servants in the palace and the servant Ma Su, and to be imprisoned by drought, and sent an envoy to prison. That is, he sent Yu Shi Qincha to various provinces and states to decide the backlog of cases.

In response to the call of Chang'an, the Wuzhou bureaucracy mobilized, and the assassin Cui Yixuan delivered an important speech and made important instructions: show the most beautiful image of Wuzhou, let the Qincha come and leave happily. In particular, the judicial yamen prepared case files and made every effort to cope with the inspection of the Qin Mission.

Di Renjie was unlucky, reviewing the file late at night every day; All the officials were unlucky, and they cooperated with the sanitation workers to sweep the streets with brooms, and the face project must be done well.

As early as four days ago, Cui Yixuan asked Cui Xiaoqing to come over and work with Wu Shun to transform his staff robe. I usually wear the imperial scarlet robe, but the official robe has never been worn, and it is brand new and spotless, I don't know what it will change.

Holding his cheeks in his hand and sighing, he glanced at Helan Minzhi when he had nothing to do. This kid is sitting on his knees, looking at his nose and nose and heart, like a wooden man. After such a long time of contact, like a good baby, the courtesy is thorough and respectful. I feel very afraid of me, could it be that Muzhou adventures were frightened by my heroic appearance?

The hat was taken off, Min Yue ran to his side, pulled the corner of his clothes and chirped: "Uncle, look at the hat." ”

Wu Kang turned his head, and the two tails of the hat were tied into bows by her, how awkward it looked. Helplessly, he rolled his eyes, got up and picked her up, untied the bow, and complained on his head: "Uncle has worked hard to make a hat, and he can't take it off casually." ”

Min Yue grinned, tilted her head to look, and stretched out her official hat. Cui Xiaoqing and Wu Shun came together, holding the changed official robes. Wu Shun took the allergy month, and pretended to count: "Uncle again?" What a disobedience! Jiuniang changed Kang Lang's robe, don't delay the office. ”

When he put on his official robe, Wu Kang was stunned, what was the situation? Three patches on the chest, two on the lower body, and one on the left shoulder. Min Yue circled around a few times, grinning without any image; Minzhi didn't dare to laugh if he wanted to, and his face was flushed.

Cui Xiaoqing: "Erlang, don't be surprised, make do with it for two days." Ye Ye told me that Wang Qin had a clean breeze on his sleeves and lived a very frugal life. The official robe has been worn for more than ten years, and there are patches everywhere, and the saint has praised it. If you wear a patched robe, you must be favored by him. ”

Wu Shun said to the side: "Jiu Niang is right, those imperial histories are the most annoying, and they can't be offended." Mei Niang was lonely in the palace, and the slave often went to accompany her, and was later visited by the imperial history, saying that the slave entered the palace in accordance with the etiquette law. Mei Niang was afraid that the saint would be unhappy, so she did not let the slave enter the palace for the time being. ”

Will the bastard be upset? Fool it! You'd better never enter the palace, so you won't hook up with Li Jiu, and you won't die. Which Yushi is so amiable, I want to thank his eighth-generation ancestors, Wu Kang's good impression of Yushi was instantly filled from zero.

Leaving the house and riding on the horse, looking at the six patches in front of him, he thought of the six bags of elders of the beggar gang. The two girls are so funny, the new official uniform is cut out of the hole, and then sewn patches... There are holes to be sewn, there are no holes, and there are holes to be made, and there are no words.

When I came to the second hall of the state government, pushed the door into the conference room, and was stunned on the spot again, did I go to the wrong set? All his colleagues, including Lao Cui, and the three pension officers, were wearing shabby official robes with at least eight or nine patches. Cui Yixuan turned his head and said lightly: "Sit in your own place." ”

Sitting next to Zhao Beijia, the corner of his eye was patched, and the beggar gang was a nine-generation elder. Elbows against the conference table, thumbs pinching chin, forced not to laugh. Oh my God, what is this meeting of officials? It is clear that the beggars will help Wuzhou divide the rudder and hold a gang rush mobilization meeting.

The meeting had no substance, and waited for the report of the officials, and when Qin sent a car through Lanxi County, everyone immediately left the state government and went to the north city gate to greet them. The return rate is super high all the way, and the people all stop, what kind of moth are the officials doing?

Qin Cha arrived, Wang Yushi stepped out of the carriage, and Wu Kang was completely stunned. This is to welcome the imperial court, clearly distinguish the beggars to help Wuzhou divide the rudder, and welcome the beggars to help the leader. The beggars of the crowd are small compared to this one.

The two sides met the courtesy, and Wu Kang couldn't help it, and laughed out loud. When you realize something bad, you quickly cover your mouth and cough dryly, coughing to hide your embarrassment. found that he was watched, coughed dryly twice, and explained: "I occasionally felt cold last night, please forgive Wang Yushi." ”

Yu Shi was noncommittal, looked him up and down, and Cui Yixuan stepped forward to introduce. How do you know that after hearing this, he snorted coldly, without hiding his disdain in his heart, and the yin and yang weird sarcasm: "The famous Wu Yu? Why are there so many patches for such a brand new official robe? ”

Snorted twice and continued to spray: "Kneel to receive the holy decree, long live the three shouts, the court is ashamed, crooked customs and customs, you start." Offering chicken fir fungus, flattery, blinding the holy hearing, and the actions of the ministers. What kind of cousin there is, what kind of cousin there is, such a treacherous villain, the official is ashamed to be with him. ”

After spraying, he threw his sleeves and left in a huff, leaving everyone stunned. Cui Yixuan glanced at Yushi's back, disgust flashed in his eyes, patted his son-in-law on the shoulder, comforted him silently for two seconds, and turned to follow Qincha. Di Renjie wanted to speak and stopped, sighed and left. Colleagues watched for a moment, patted on the shoulder as a sign of comfort, and left with pity and peace of mind.

Needless to say, mercy is better understood: our big guy has noble sentiments, and he incarnates a tank to absorb damage, so let's sit back and relax. If it weren't for the wrong time and occasion, it would be a few times to worship sincerely and kowtow a few times to express reverence.

Until everyone was gone, Wu Kang's soul returned to the shell, and his angry face turned green. The legendary dismount? The old puppet is comparable to a keyboard warrior, and you are speechless. My name of Wu Kang has completely hit the streets in the court? Do you know me, squirt when you meet? is still ashamed to be with me, and the little master will not serve.

left angrily, didn't plan to go to the workshop to accompany him, and didn't stick a cold ass with a hot face. You have to drink, you have to drink to drown your sorrows, find a tavern at random, slap your hand on the table and shout: "Dr. Wine, the best wine, the best food." ”

When the doctor saw that he was a beggar, he was angry and came to pick him up like a dog. The swear words didn't come out, his frightened head buzzed, and he hurriedly smiled: "The slave gives Wu Gong a salute!" Wu Gong waits for a while, and this will serve you snacks and food. ”

After half an hour of wine and food, the doctor said, "Wu Gong is slow to use", but turned around but was grabbed by his sleeve. Wu Kang looked at the wine jug, and said in a weird manner: "What do you mean, you also look down on me, is the little wine jug disgusting?" Hurry up and take it away, change it to a large bowl, and first make two jars at the bottom. ”

The doctor was frightened, nodded his head in apology, and said a nice word. The shopkeeper hurried over and told the doctor to serve the wine and serve it himself. Chase away the shopkeeper like a fly, the big wine bowl is full, take a sip and smile, it turns out to be sorghum wine, the taste is almost the same as rice wine.

The Lu family has a hundred percent of the sorghum liquor stock, and the distillery was also built by his family, from production to operation, all of them were lost. The taste is not bad, but the price is half cheaper, it is less than two months, occupying the tavern of Wuzhou City, and radiating the counties under its jurisdiction. The Lu family made a lot of money, and even withdrew from the incubation center and devoted himself to the winery.

Wu Kang was very pleased and instructed Lu San to become bigger as soon as possible, occupy the Wuzhou market, and radiate to nearby states. With such a gratifying momentum, it will not take two years to seize the entire Gangnam Province market. At that time, use wine stocks to exchange a gift package for Sister Wu, and she will be prosperous in the future.

After making fun in the bitterness, he then borrowed wine to drown his sorrows, but the more he poured them, the more sorrowful he became. To receive the holy decree of the Tang Dynasty, there is no need to kneel at all, let alone shout long live. 's own behavior is indeed a sycophant against Li Jiu, and the shooting is too numb. Listening to Zhao Pifu's meaning, someone is picking up his teeth?

This is very helpless, those TV series that hit the street are all this kind of routine. The old and new Tang books and the general book of Zizhi do not record the routine of receiving orders. When I received the order, I deliberately referred to "Detective Di Renjie", and I was still recruited. Di Lao Xi'er, the pit man, take a small notebook and write it down, and wait to put on small shoes.

Accusing of sending chicken fir mushrooms, Wu Kang didn't dare to agree, there are delicious food for my sister, it's normal for people. This is a sister and brother Gong, you should praise, not spray. It's all to blame Li Jiu for the pit goods, if you want to eat it, I'll send it to you, why don't you put the chicken fir fungus in the Wuzhou offering book, and put it on me!

Besides, if a person is not a sage, can he be without fault, and if he does not hide his flaws, he doesn't understand? I make such a contribution, why do I have to worry... Wrong! Wu Kang looked back and thought of the last sentence of the imperial history: what kind of sister there is, what kind of brother there is.

Everyone in the court knows that I am Wu Zhaoyi's cousin, the so-called hated house and Wu. This royal history should be the queen's own family, or the person of Concubine Xiao Shu and the eldest grandson Wuji.

Thinking about this, I feel much better, if I were Wang Yushi, I would also step on Wukang. Ignoring credit, magnifying mistakes, and making him disgraced in front of his colleagues. Thinking of this cheap laugh, Wu Chengchen's nickname is a bit interesting, and the small book is also written down by Chu Suiliang.

Drink all the wine in the bowl, raise the bowl and make a grand wish, you say that I am a minister, I will be the first minister of the Tang Dynasty, so that you are satisfied! The bad taste came up, and he laughed happily, and this situation should be revealed. Shaking the empty wine jar, slapping the table and shouting: "Shopkeeper, go up two more jars." ”

The shopkeeper didn't dare to be disobedient, nor did he dare to persuade him, so he beckoned to Dr. Jiu after serving the wine, pulled him outside the door and ordered: "Duke Wu is getting drunk, you go to Jinhua Daowu Mansion and notify the lady who is like a cigarette." If she is not there, she will go to the Assassin Mansion and inform the Nine Niangzi. ”

Dr. Jiu promised, and was pulled by his sleeve again, and the shopkeeper frowned and said: "Duke Wu is a good official, only since he took office, he is not handsome and ruffian, and he no longer dares to extort the shop." Wu Gong's drunkenness affects the official authority and can't be seen by others, do you have an idea? ”

The doctor's eyes rolled and whispered in a low voice: "The owner doesn't know that Wu Gong has moved to the Consulate." We can't enter the Assassin's Mansion, and there are many people in Bingzhuang, so it's better to find Sister Wugong. I went to clarify the situation, and drove the carriage quietly, so that I could hide it. ”

The shopkeeper nodded again and again, with a smile on his face, and listened to Wu Kang's shouting, hurriedly went over to serve, and sneered and patted his ass: "Wu Gong is massive!" Nu has opened a wine shop for 20 years, and has received countless guests, and no one can exceed you in terms of alcohol. ”

"Who doesn't know this, and you still need to boast? Bianjing Drinking Talent Training Base, I am an excellent graduate", Wu Kang was scratched in the itch and talked about the glorious years. Such as the wine war, one person drinks at one table, drinks and is promoted to the chief secretary, and the shopkeeper is in a fog.

The more I drank, the more enjoyable I felt, and the consciousness gradually faded. I don't know how long it took, when I saw Wu Shun's anxious face, my heartstrings instantly relaxed, and I lost my last consciousness. I don't know how long it took, I regained half of my consciousness and felt like I was dreaming of spring...

This is embarrassing, the future generations are pure dicks, and the lust is forgivable. Since I came to Datang, I have a concubine at home, and I have never had that kind of dream. Seeing the person in the dream clearly, it was even more embarrassing, it was Wu Shun? Secretly scolding himself for being a beast, the nominal cousin is also a cousin, and he can't be cranky...

After a lot of effort, the dream finally ended, and I heard a knock on the door in a daze, and it became louder and louder. When he regained consciousness, the door creaked open, squinted to adapt to the sun, and hurriedly shouted: "Wu Gong is not good, Zhao Beijia, Bai Sima, Lin Changshi, you want to burn yourself to beg for rain!" ”

"Wu Gong is very good, Tian Shenu dares to curse me, I don't want to mix with Wuzhou", got up angrily, got up, grabbed Jiang Da Niu's collar, and shouted: "Okay, you Jiang Da Niu, did you turn against you?" I haven't counted the accounts in my people, and I came to be a demon again, and I was tired and crooked... What do you say, who is going to burn whom? ”

Jiang Daniu was stunned for a moment, then looked up at the roof, looking generous and righteous. Wu Kang was furious, and dared to show his face to me, he had to clean you up. Turning his head around, he looked at Wu Shun, and shouted, "Sister, where is my knife?" ”

Wu Shun blushed and turned his back. Wu Kang didn't know why, he suddenly felt cool on his body, and subconsciously lowered his head, only boxers were slick. I sighed Mom, I quickly turned my back, it was too embarrassing. Lifting the messy quilt, there was nothing but dirty sheets.

Listening to Wu Shun's hurried footsteps and hearing the sound of the door closing, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Thinking of Da Niu's words, he quickly turned around and asked, confused again, and turned his back again. My sister, why are you locking yourself in the house? Isn't it the outside?

Jiang Daniu hurriedly reported: "Yesterday in the Nancheng Teaching Workshop, all the officials received the Qincha. Tianshenu King Yushi, I don't know what to say, early this morning, Zhao Beijia found me. Let the school yard pile dry wood, must be piled up more than two feet high, after the brothers pile up, they ... Go up the ladder! ”

Go up and soak up the sun? What do cheap teachers think? Wu Kang was noncommittal, habitually stretched out his arms, and cooperated with Wu Shun to change clothes. I can't take care of myself in life, this problem has to be changed, and I can't always let others serve me.

glared at Jiang Daniu, and said angrily: "They are senile and dementia, don't bother with it." What did you just say, who burned whom? ”

"Oh, my martial master, something is wrong", Jiang Daniu was sweating, and his voice stammered: "Zhao Beijia, Bai Sima, Lin Changshi, climb up the pile of materials and pray for rain from the sky." First, he burned incense and prayed, and then sat cross-legged on it, and sat for half a day. ”

Da Niu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and continued: "Just now, Zhao Bei drove crazy, saying that the corpse was corrupt and bent the law, and God condemned the drought to reduce the drought. He even let his slaves light a fire to burn themselves to atone for their sins, and prayed for God's forgiveness and rain to help the people. When he came down, the house slaves of the Zhao family cried and prepared torches! ”

Wu Kang was dumbfounded, making sure that Da Niu was not fooling, his face instantly turned the color of pig liver, and he jumped to his feet and scolded: "Ignorant! Superstition! Lack of success, more than failure! The old guys, who add up to more than 200 years old, why are they so confused? Sister, hurry up and wear it... What about those colleagues, no one pulls them? ”

Jiang Daniu was about to cry, and hurriedly reported: "Early this morning, Wang Lao Pifu is going to inspect... Your Champa rice test field. Cui Gong and the six major members of the army all went with him. There are only two records left, three in the military, and Dr. Hua, who can't be persuaded at all. Zhao Beijia also said that whoever dares to stop it will jump on the pyre. Wu Gong hurry up, it's too late! ”

forced himself to calm down, and immediately decided: "Da Niu goes to the courtyard, let the subordinates prepare the horses, and then go back to the school field." persuaded those three old men not to die, and said that I would be there soon and that I must stop the arson. If the fire burns, I'll put you in and roast you into ginger beef!" ”

The big bull turned around and ran, Wu Kang gritted his teeth with hatred, and the emperor and officials set themselves on fire and begged for rain, which really happened in history. Whenever there is a great drought in the world, I don't consider the natural causes and put on my head. thinks that there is no way to govern, and God has caused a drought. Self-immolation to make amends to God, God will rain, outright feudal superstition!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he took Wu Shun's hand and took it away from his belt. Ran to the side of the bed and put on his boots, ripped off the red rope of the mosquito net, and tied his hair in a ponytail. lifted the foot of the bed with a horizontal knife, didn't run two steps, the belt slipped off, and gritted his teeth angrily. Dropping the horizontal knife, holding his belt, he strode towards the door.

Opened the door and crossed the threshold, and his footsteps stopped abruptly, and Minzhi Minyue was outside. Wu Kang who lifted the belt, Ah Niang who was on her back in the house, the brother and sister were messy in an instant, what is the situation?

"Don't think about it, it's not what you think... Oops", Wu Kang snorted, stomped his feet and ran out of the house. This is all about human life, explain a yarn, what do you like to think, Lao Tzu is not afraid of shadows.

Seeing her uncle walking away, Minyue ran into the house, her eyes slightly red in a hurry. Wu Shun hugged her and explained with a smile: "Someone from the Yamen came to report that some officials followed Shang Tang and set themselves on fire to pray for rain. Your uncle is kind-hearted and will not sit idly by. Minyue knew that her uncle couldn't wear clothes, so A-Niang helped him put them on. However, people's lives are at stake, and they can't wait to get dressed and pull their hair in a bun, so they run away in a hurry..."

Min Yue was relieved, and grinned: "Uncle is so stupid, he can't wear clothes." ”

Minzhi was silent for a moment, and then slowly spoke: "Grandma told me that my uncle is recognized by my aunt, not a blood relative. Since he was in Muzhou, desperately trying to save us, he has been my own uncle, both now and in the future. A-Niang, my uncle is not a blood relative. ”

Aiko had something to say, seeing the corners of his mouth joking, Wu Shun turned his head unnaturally, subconsciously covered his heart, and his heart was empty...