Chapter 37: Aren't You Insulting Pigs?

"When Baihu Mountain arrives, will Kongjiazhuang be far away?"

Suddenly, Song Jiang, who was full of poetry, pointed to the lush White Tiger Mountain and said, "Lu Fang, which is more dangerous than your previous Shadow Mountain?" Which one is more suitable for copycats? ”

"White Tiger Mountain is much bigger than Shadow Mountain, and from this point of view, it is more suitable for copycats."

Lu Fang looked at Baihu Mountain from afar and said: "But the mountain suitable for making a cottage must have other advantages, simply put, it is practical, easy to defend and difficult to attack." ”

"Brother Lu Fang is right, let's go up and have a look." Song Jiang said and hit the horse forward.

"Brother Song, didn't he fall in love with this mountain and want to be the king here, right?" Hua Ziwei asked puzzled.

Song Jiang looked at Hua Ziwei with a look of your talkative eyes, thinking that you can't learn from Hua Chen, use your brain more and talk less, but you still have to have a gentlemanly demeanor in front of the woman, and said with a smile, "Mountain people have their own clever plans", so he ignored Hua Ziwei and led everyone to Baihu Mountain, and Hua Ziwei rode a horse to catch up.

Do you probably think that Song Jiang didn't stay in Qingfeng Mountain, why did he run to Baihu Mountain all of a sudden, was Song Jiang too drunk or the one who wrote the book too much, is there a mistake? Don't be in a hurry, everyone, listen to me slowly.

Coming out of Qingfeng Town, Hua Ziwei is like kraft candy, she has to follow Song Jiang to Qingfeng Mountain to live or die, no one will listen to her, no matter how much boiling water you pour on it, she will kill the pig and play Laipi to the extreme. She hired a very experienced nurse for Cui's again, and Song Jiang saw that that trick didn't work, so he didn't speak again. If you reason with Lai Pi, you are playing the piano to the cow, and you are the right way to play Lai Pi with Lai Pi, and you are too lazy to pay attention to who can consume whom.

Hey! Song Jiang smiled secretly, this is how he won when he was angry with his wife in his previous life, don't look at the women who look like red wolves, they will always run away in the tug-of-war, the typical hard mouth and soft buttocks, and in a few days I will say that my husband wants to eat sheep.

Hehe! But to be honest, women are just playing petty to achieve their own little goals, don't you be a scoundrel, do you let her solve it by force? Unless it's a super tigress.

In the past few days, Hua Ziwei talked to Song Jiang, but Song Jiang ignored her, and she was so angry that she rolled her eyes.

After talking to the brothers about the plan of raising soldiers with war and training soldiers with war, everyone agreed with Song Jiang's idea of fighting local tyrants on the periphery first, "rabbits don't eat grass next to the nest", don't provoke the neighbors, and keep them to disguise themselves.

Therefore, Song Jiang preferred Baihushan Kongjiazhuang. Because Kong Ming and Kong Liang are his two apprentices, he helped the two brothers solve the confrontation by the way, and at the same time, the cattle, chickens, pigs, sheep and other livestock needed by Qingfeng Mountain in the future have also been settled, and various technical talents are needed, so let them look for them.

This mission was finally decided to be completed by the second battalion commander Lu Fang, so Song Jiang took Hua Chen, Hua Ziwei, Lu Fang, Zhang Gui and six or seven soldiers to set off first, followed by a reconnaissance squad led by Peng Hu to deliver news to Song Jiang at any time.

On Baihu Mountain, Song Jiang and the others looked at the slope of the mountain, exchanged glances with Lu Fang, and said: "Brother Lu Fang, let the sergeant pass the order, three days later, the second battalion and the third company will converge with you and pretend to be a strongman and be stationed in Baihu Mountain, and the second company will gradually approach Baihu Mountain in batches pretending to be merchants, and the first company will finally arrive at Baihu Mountain as officers and soldiers, and they will be responsible for covering." At that time, three companies will attack, two companies will transport goods, and one company will cover, and they will take Kongjiazhuang with lightning speed. ”

Song Jiang thought for a while and said: "We will go to Kongjiazhuang to formulate a specific plan of action in detail, and now you ask the sergeant to give an order, and make sure that all teams arrive on time." ”

Lu Fang answered, and after calling the herald to explain the details, the two horses galloped towards Qingfeng Mountain.

Song Jiang's visit made Kong Taigong's house in Kongjiazhuang lively and busy, Kong Ming and Kong Liang needless to say, Kong Taigong also came to the study trembling with a cane.

Song Jiang hurriedly bowed to the juniors, only to see that the prince Pang had bright eyebrows, his body was bent, and his eyes were chaotic and the brilliance was lost, although he still showed joy when he looked at Song Jiang, but his spirit was not as good as before. Song Jiang gave the prince to the main seat, and Kong Taigong casually asked about the recent situation at home and Song Jiang's lawsuit, and sat down for a while before leaving.

Kong Ming helped his father to rest, and Kong Liang said to Song Jiang that his father's health is deteriorating now, his appetite is amazing, and he is afraid that he will not be able to survive much longer.

Song Jiang comforted a few words, Kong Ming came to arrange the wine and food, Song Jiang introduced Lu Fang, Hua Chen, Hua Ziwei, etc. to the two brothers, and sat down at a table to eat.

While eating and talking, Song Jiang learned that Kong Jiazhuang was not all surnamed Kong, and there were many miscellaneous surnames, but the big surnames were Kong and Long. There are two wealthy families in Kongjiazhuang, one is the Kong Ming brothers, and the other is the Long Fei and Long Xiao brothers.

Usually, when there is a conflict between the two families, the prince always stops the brothers from causing trouble, and always takes a step back to block it. The Long brothers are always bullying and dominating the market, and the people around them are deeply oppressed by them, and seeing that their brothers swallow their anger, they are even more intensified.

What to say, "There are two dragons in the east, two insects in the west, and the dragon family is peaceful, and the insects become comets." The Confucian brothers are nicknamed "Maotou Star" and "Dumars", and now the stars and insects correspond to each other, which is really deceptive, they want the Long family to dominate in Kongjiazhuang.

Song Jiang thought that it was no wonder that after the death of Kong Taigong, the two of you killed the Guanglong family and fell into the grass in Baihu Mountain, it turned out that there was a deep grudge, and it can be said that you grew up in hatred.

After listening to this, Song Jiang said: "What kind of dragons are they, I think they are two rookies, but they are very fat, and they must be full of oil when they eat them." Don't worry, let me clean them up and try their catties, he is a real dragon I also pulled out his tendons to drink. After eating, he took us around the village to find out the situation and beat him up! ”

When the brothers of the Kong family heard this, they were overjoyed, and there was a reason why the master was uneven, so they thanked him again and again, and toasted frequently.

Kongjiazhuang is a large village group, with a radius of several miles of villages continuously, it seems that Kongjiazhuang is prosperous. Song Jiang and the others walked around in Kongjiazhuang, and when they walked to the east, Kong Ming pointed to a large village courtyard and said that it was the Long family, Song Jiang did not speak, and continued to walk forward, and when he saw that the door of the village was very broad, the wall was not too high, and he quickly entered by taking a human ladder.

Song Jiang roughly calculated the distance from Baihu Mountain to the Long family, and it took half an hour to arrive, and it was not a big problem to get the Long family in half an hour.

Just wanted to go back, when a group of five or six riders came out of the gate of the Long family, and saw a big fat man swaying on a horse and walking towards them.

Kong Ming hurriedly introduced this fat man to Song Jiang as the boss Long Fei, calling himself "Flying Dragon", because he was fat, others jokingly called him "Fat Dragon".

The thin man who looks to have his eyes closed in the back is the second dragon owl, his eyes are very small like a slit, and he thinks he is sleeping if he doesn't pay attention, so he is called "Sleepy Dragon".

Don't look at him not very good, he can do hard kung fu, it is said that he is a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple, he is ruthless when he fights, and he will never stop if he does not beat people and cripple them.

When Hua Chen heard this, there was a battle in his eyes, and a wave of disbelief jumped on his face, as if every cell in his body was eager to try and fight it.

"Fat Dragon" saw the Kong brothers from a distance, walked up to him and said provocatively as usual: "Why did the two broom stars in the west of the village come to the east of the village today, can't they get mixed up and come to us?" ”

He babbled to himself: "Smart people have been like this for a long time, it's not too late for you to come now, let's lead the horses for our brothers in the future!" Hahaha......"

The subordinates echoed and laughed, but the "sleepy dragon" still stared at Song Jiang and the gang with an unawakened appearance, and when he heard the laughter, he didn't have any laughing expression, Song Jiang couldn't help but pay attention to it when he saw it, it seemed that this kid was quite scheming and a character.

Brother Kong Ming couldn't help it for a long time, Kong Liang scolded: "Get out of the way, you are a fat pig, and you are also worthy of my brother to lead the horse." ”

Song Jiang stopped Kong Liang and hugged his fist at Long Fei and said, "Your Excellency is Long Fei, who is known as the Flying Dragon?" ”

The fat dragon squinted and snorted in reply. Song Jiang pretended to scold Kong Liang and said: "How can you scold Long Fei for being a pig, you are not right, aren't you insulting a pig?" The Long family has a grudge against you, but the pig didn't provoke you, right? Kong Liang, be kind! ”

After Song Jiang finished speaking, everyone also laughed.

Now that it was the turn of the Long family to hold their breath, Feilong pointed at Song Jiang and said, "Where did the black killer come from, dare to see Lao Tzu's jokes." ”

After speaking, the horsewhip swept towards Song Jiang. But the whip that was drawn out was firmly grasped by Hua Chen, and Long Fei was furious, pulling the horse whip with both hands. But his body that had already been hollowed out by wine, which was Huachen's opponent, was suddenly pulled off the horse by Huachen and sat on the ground.

Long Fei's face turned purple with anger, and he got up from the ground and said, "Second brother, crush all the bones of these killers, I want to let them survive and not die." ”

The sleepy dragon was not angry, as if he was playing soy sauce, this matter had nothing to do with him, he stared at Huachen and said coldly: "Your Excellency is very skilled, can you learn a few tricks?" ”

"Good boy, he is very scheming, and when he sees that the number of people is not superior, he will go head-to-head according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, I want to see whose Shaolin kung fu is innocent."

Thinking of this, Huachen didn't speak, dismounted and stood on the ground, and the sleepy dragon also dismounted when he saw this, and everyone consciously retreated, leaving a large open space.

"Flower fists and embroidered legs are not worth fighting."

Huachen shook his head and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about you." ”

The sleepy dragon immediately showed a fierce light and said viciously: "Only know who is the flower fist embroidered leg fight!" ”

After speaking, he clenched his fists and said to Huachen: "Please advise!" ”

Huachen also hugged his fists and said: "Seeing that you didn't wake up, I will let you make three moves, lest I make a mistake with the first move, you are really asleep on the ground." ”

Long Xiao snorted coldly, didn't say anything, and rushed up with a fist, and the two of them fought back and forth.

One is that Long Xiao has been indulging in wine with Long Fei in recent years, and he has wasted his kung fu, and the other is that Hua Chen is much smarter than him, and after more than a dozen rounds, Long Xiao was kicked away by Hua Chen's high whip legs.

Long Xiao turned up from the ground, found that his chest was painful, and he was no longer able to fight, he rubbed his aching chest, hugged his fists and said: "The good man is skilled in martial arts, I admire it!" ”

After speaking, he glanced at the Kong family brothers, turned around and left. I'm afraid that he would have already put the account on the head of the Kong brothers, and go back to think about how to repay today's humiliation. Long Fei saw that his brother was invincible, and he helplessly ordered his subordinates to leave.

Song Jiang looked at the distant brothers of the Long family and said: "This sleepy dragon is not simple, his joy and anger are not colorful, and after defeat, he does not have the courage of his husband, and retreats to seek a future." This person has the wisdom of a hero, not to be underestimated, I must kill him in this battle, and leave no trouble! ”

After saying that, he turned his horse's head and left.