Chapter 1000: He Molest Me
"Even if she wrote it to Ruyi, I can't read it?"
Li Yi took the envelope from his hand and said: "What is my relationship with Mingzhu, what is my relationship with Ruyi, the three of us are like one person, I don't think the letter I wrote to myself is wrong?" ”
Lao Fang looked at him and said seriously: "Uncle, I advise you not to watch it." ”
Li Yi tore open the envelope in front of him and took out the stationery.
The old man looked at him, said no more, just patted him on the shoulder, sighed, and turned to leave.
"It's getting more and more ignorant......" Li Yi glanced at him, took Mingzhu's letter, and planned to turn around and go back to the room to study it carefully.
However, he didn't walk back, stood in place for a long time, wiped the sweat from his forehead, handed the opened letter to Miss Liu Er opposite, and said, "This is a letter written by Mingzhu to you, I helped you open the ......"
The old party is not sensible, and when he sees Ruyi, he doesn't know how to open the letter to her by the way.
After Li Yi handed the letter to Miss Liu Er, he asked intimately, "Do you want me to help you read it?" ”
Miss Liu Er said indifferently: "You can watch it if you want to." ”
"How embarrassing is this......" Li Yi's eyes looked at the letter in her hand, and Miss Liu Er turned around and entered the room.
Li Yi looked at her back as she entered the house, sighed and shook his head.
Dulicitous and backsliding......
Oh, woman......
……
Li Yi leaned on the pillar, puzzled, Mingzhu didn't reply to him, what kind of letter did he write to Ruyi......
Let's say it's to discuss martial arts, Changde and Yuan Laodao are both grandmasters, and they are close to each other, and in terms of distance and strength, there is no reason to ask Miss Liu Er for advice.
It is said that it is a heartfelt complaint between girlfriends, they are not considered girlfriends, they fight when they meet, it is impossible to talk about family life, Mingzhu will never compare who is older and who is smaller with Miss Liu Er in the letter, this is self-inflicted humiliation.
So what exactly do they need to say in the letter?
Li Yi really couldn't figure it out, and after thinking about it, he blamed Lao Fang......
He used to be such a simple and kind wingman, but since he got along with Xiaohong, the whole person has changed.
Mingzhu wrote such a big letter to Ruyi, and he didn't tell him in advance, in case they were ...... What can he do?
He couldn't explain to Ruyi, let alone the old emperor!
Ruyi quickly came out of the room, and Li Yi pretended to be casual and asked, "What did she say in the letter?" ”
Miss Liu Er glanced at him and said lightly: "The letter is on the table in the room, if you want to read it, you can read it yourself." ”
"I don't want to read ......" Li Yi shook his head, walked to her room, and said, "The letter you borrowed from me last time ......, phew, the book you borrowed from me should be returned, I'll pick it up myself......"
The letter was indeed placed on her desk, and when Li Yi walked over, she glanced at it, and there were only two lines of words, which didn't look like a letter.
He took a book from the shelf, and as he walked over, he stopped and finally read the two lines.
"He teased me." That's the first line.
"Help me beat him, and I'll help you next time." This is the second line.
Li Yi looked at Miss Liu Er who was standing at the door, pursed her lips, and if she didn't let her see it, she wouldn't let her see it, and put out a fake letter, this must have been written by herself just now, the princess of Mingzhu Yiguo, and he has no distinction between you and me, can you say such things?
Besides, writing a letter is actually just to let Ruyi beat him, what is this------ Didi fight?
Poor self-directed and self-acting......
This wishful thinking is becoming more and more unreasonable......
Oh, woman......
Then he saw the woman start closing the door.
Li Yi's face changed, and he immediately said, "You won't really believe what she said, right?" ”
Miss Liu Er didn't speak, and walked straight towards him.
Li Yi stepped back to the bedside and said, "We are a family, Mingzhu is still an outsider for the time being, are you sure you want to listen to her one-sided words?" ”
Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "You just said that the three of us are like one person, is it wrong for me to beat myself?" ”
"......" Li Yi thought for a while and said: "I was wrong just now, you use a wrong conclusion, you can only deduce an even more wrong conclusion, I am not you, so you beat me is not the same as beating yourself." ”
Miss Liu Er looked at him and asked, "Then what is the correct conclusion?" ”
"You are you, the only you, Mingzhu and I are like a person, if she wants to do it, I have nothing to say."
Miss Liu Er thought for a moment, looked at him and said, "You and Li Mingzhu are not separated from each other, and Li Mingzhu and I are not separated from each other, so I and you are not separated from each other......"
Li Yi's eyes widened: "Why don't you separate each other!" ”
Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "I took a bath with her, have you washed it?" ”
"I've slept with her, have you slept with her?" Li Yi looked at her and said disdainfully.
Li Yi remembered that once in the Morning Dew Palace, the two of them discussed state affairs, and then Mingzhu was so sleepy that he fell asleep leaning on his shoulder......
Closer than anyone to Mingzhu's relationship, who has he been afraid of, she has seen Mingzhu take a bath, and he has also seen her take a bath!
Miss Liu Er was stunned, then looked at him and muttered, "You still slept together......"
……
When Li Yi walked out of Miss Liu Er's room, Lao Fang squatted in the courtyard, watching him walk out.
"Beating is kissing and scolding is love...... Lao Fang looked at him and said: "The heavier the beating, the deeper the love, uncle, you will be content, you must know that the second miss has never been like that to others." ”
Lao Fang not only didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, but he actually had shameless plagiarism.
The shameless old man looked at Li Yi and said, "Uncle, sit." ”
"I'm not sitting anymore." Li Yi shook his head and said, "I sat in the Ruyi room for too long just now. ”
The old man looked at him, didn't debunk it, thought about it, and asked, "Uncle, there are still two days to celebrate the New Year, and seeing that the fifteenth is almost the same, shouldn't we prepare?" ”
"A few days earlier, don't ruin the Lantern Festival." Li Yi thought for a while and said, "The eleventh day of the first lunar month is a good day, tell them that the eleventh will do it." ”
Lao Fang thought for a while, and then asked, "Then do you want to tell Chen Chong and let him transfer some troops from other places?" ”
Li Yi shook his head and said, "No, the Yongxian guards are still the same as before, and they won't be needed this time." ”
I have to say that we still can't underestimate the Holy Sect, their disciples are all hidden in the shadows, in addition to those people, there are deeper hidden shadows, judging from the information obtained so far, they should have infiltrated the city defense of Yongxian.
If the garrison of Shuzhou is mobilized, it will definitely not be able to cover up all the movements, and it will inevitably startle the snake, and when the king of Shu runs away, it will be difficult to catch him again.
"Okay, I'll arrange it right away!" The old man replied and turned to leave.
After Lao Fang left, Li Yicai touched his buttocks, and an extremely depressed expression appeared on his face.
Mingzhu was actually in cahoots with Ruyi, separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, and wrote a letter to Ruyi in an urgent manner for 800 miles, in order to beat himself......
What's more, Ruyi actually believed her one-sided words and turned her elbow outward......
Beating is kissing and scolding, and loving ......, he will sooner or later get back the accounts of those two women, and let them know how much he loves them.
Love that cannot be expressed in words.