Chapter 105: Elder Wei turned out to be a woman
As a result, more than 30 people flew out of about 100 meters and fell, 50 or 60 people fell when they flew out of Erlidi, nearly 100 people fell when they were halfway through the flight, and more than 100 people fell when they were about to reach the tower.
Only more than 200 people, including Song An and Cheng Ban, successfully reached the top of the tower. And on the way back, some people fell behind. In the end, only Song An and Cheng Bantou and other fifty people successfully returned to the city wall.
This can't be blamed for the weak strength of the minions of the parachute guards, mainly because when he bombed Lanling County before, Liu Hui sent most of the elites who played well to carry out the mission, but no one survived.
Except for Cheng Bantou, the forty-nine people were the old people brought out by Liu Hui, and the rest were all newcomers who had just been recruited for about a month or two.
But Wang Xiao was very angry, because he wanted to choose seven captains and seventy team leaders from seven hundred people. According to his request, only 50 people passed the border......
"Rubbish! Idiot! ”
Wang Xiao randomly whipped the horse whip at everyone, and Song An also received a whip on his buttocks because he was standing outside.
Although the whip hurt on his buttocks, Song An felt a light in his eyes.
He found out that the new guard chief Wang Xiao was the same as Wang Ling'er, a little lady pretending to be a man!
Because he doesn't have an Adam's apple!
And his voice, although he is very angry and fierce, but his voice still reveals the softness and sharpness of a woman.
Song An glanced at his neck again, that's right! It is indeed that there is no Adam's apple, and it is a woman who is undoubtedly accurate!
Before crossing over, Song An thought that the plots of women dressed as men in costume dramas were all insulting to the audience's IQ. Because there are two fundamental differences between women and men, one is that the voice is different, and the other is that there is no Adam's apple.
These are all obvious at a glance, but the ancients in the play are stupid and can't recognize them.
He also firmly believes that the story of Mulan disguising herself as a man and serving in the army for her father for ten years is just a legend and is not true......
But when he crossed over to the Great Song Dynasty, he refreshed his three views, and it was true that a woman dressed as a man couldn't recognize it!
It's not that the ancients had a low IQ, but that people didn't realize that there would be women dressed as men!
Because in ancient times, women basically stayed at home every day without leaving the door and teaching their children. People don't even have the concept of a woman dressing up as a man in their heads. Wang Linger dressed up as a man, or at the suggestion of Song An.
Therefore, in ancient times, if there was a very beautiful woman walking on the street wearing men's clothes, the ancients would only think that the man was more handsome and had a softer voice, and they would not think that this was a woman dressed as a man, let alone see if there was an Adam's apple.
"Look what I'm doing!" Wang Xiaoxiu twisted her eyebrows and looked at Song An fiercely.
"No, no, the little one thinks that Elder Wei is so powerful!" Song An hurriedly flattered.
"Since only fifty of you stand out, then this guard commander will temporarily reorganize the parachute guards into five teams, each with fifteen people! Fifty of you are the team leader! In addition, the captain of this guard will also choose five captains, and you will fly into the sky in pairs to fight, and the final winner will be the captain! ”
"This chick really has a way of taking care of military affairs!" Song Anxin thought secretly.
"You two go first!" Wang Xiao pointed a whip at Song An and a minion beside him.
The two of them used paragliders to rise above the moat.
Song An used a sword, and the minion soldier used a simple knife, and as soon as the two fought, Song An shook a sword and cut off the two umbrella ropes of the minion soldier. The minion screamed and fell into the moat.
"Good means." When Song An returned to the city wall, Wang Xiao glanced at him, and his thin lips spilled a cold snort.
"Master Wei has won an award!" Song An hurriedly bowed.
Next, twenty-four groups of minions flew into the sky to fight, and twenty-four more competed.
In the end, there were several rounds of competition, and five people, including Song An and Cheng Bantou, successfully became the captains.
After tossing these few circles, the sun had already set most of the sun in the west, and Song An and the others were all hungry and tired, and they just wanted to eat, drink, wash and sleep quickly.
But the newly appointed Wei Elder does not intend to stop there.
Wang Xiao took a whip and pointed at Song An and Cheng Bantou who were leaning against the wall.
"Keep fighting!"
"Why do you want to fight?" Song An and the five were dumbfounded.
"This guard chief will choose one of you to be the deputy guard chief!"
Although the five of them were very tired, as soon as they heard that they could be promoted to the next level, they were all immediately interested, especially Song An.
"How do you fight, Master Wei?"
"Scuffle!"
……
The thousand-word fight process is omitted here.
The result is undoubted, Song An has an absolute overwhelming advantage to get the first five of Cheng Ban into the moat.
"From now on, you're the deputy chief of the parachute guard." Wang Xiao poked Song An's forehead with a whip, then turned around and walked away, "Tomorrow, gather on the city wall on time, and violate military law!" ”
……
Parachute guard barracks.
The minions were tired, sitting or lying down or lying on the Chase bunks, waiting for the room to knock on the board and start dinner.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
There were three knocks on the wooden sticks in the house, and the minions got up from the bunk lazily and walked out of the barracks.
"Frightened! How can today's food be so rich! And wine! ”
Looking at the ten kinds of dishes on the long tables, such as roast chicken, duck, elbows, stewed fish, pork ribs, and donkey meat in sauce, and the wine jars lined up on the table, the minions couldn't close their mouths happily.
"It must have been given to us by Master Wei!"
"I don't need to ask!"
"Brothers, think too much! It's our brother Li Ming - ah no, it's our deputy guard who paid out of his own pocket to let SF Restaurant send us these drinks and dishes! ”
Cheng Bantou shouted loudly and walked into the room, followed by Song An, Wang Ling'er and Song An's "cousin" Li Fugui in Nanfeng City.
Li Fugui has now been promoted from a small squad patrolling the streets with seven or eight people to the captain of the right guard battalion of the Zhengjiupin City Patrol Battalion with 100 people. This was in exchange for a gift of three hundred yuan from the money given by Song An. Therefore, he is very grateful to Song An now. When Song An asked him to help him support the field just now, he agreed without saying a word.
"Thank you, Vice-Guard!"
"I just said that the chief of the guard, he is not so kind!"
"His face is as ugly as a dead mother, how can he invite us to eat wine and meat? Just give us a whip! ”
Song An walked to the middle of the crowd, rushed around and hugged his fists and said: "Brothers, I, Li Mingchu, came to Nanfeng City, and I was promoted by all my brothers, and I was fortunate to be named deputy chief of guards." I have something to say here first, if any of you want to treat me Li Ming as a brother, don't care what my name is Deputy Guard! Call me Brother Li Ming or Brother Xiao Ming! ”
Li Fugui grabbed Song An's shoulder: "Brothers, my cousin's family has money in the Zhuangzi, and the family has money!" Follow him, make sure it's right! ”
"Brother Xiao Ming!"
"Brother Xiao Ming!"
"Mess with Brother Xiao Ming!"
"Mess with Brother Xiao Ming!"
The crowd shouted one after another.
Song An raised his hands and pressed them down, stopping the noise of the crowd, "Brothers, come!" Eat wine and meat! ”