033, the routine of this thing

After registering the pen name, Xu Tian directly sent the book, thought about it for a long time, and finally decided that the title of the book would be "The Abandonment of Urban Cultivation of Immortals".

So the question is, what kind of story is good to tell, isn't it the popular kind of funny novel that traverses the mortal waste stream of the infinite system of rebirth!

With Lao Tzu's brain power, it should be very possible to write a novel that conforms to mainstream aesthetics, after all, his father taught him to be humble since he was a child, even if it is easy to succeed, it can only be said that there is a great possibility.

He knocked down the first chapter with a writer's assistant:

At the age of seven, Xu Xiaotian entered primary school. On the day of admission, Xu Xiaotian was bullied by a fifth-grade child. Xu Xiaotian couldn't beat it, and shouted, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young man to be poor.

At the age of thirteen, Xu Xiaotian was at the peak of the sixth grade, and after years of hard work, he worked hard to eat, and he had the breath of a bear child between his breath and breath. Like the fifth-grade kids, coming to the three is not Xu Xiaotian's opponent.

At this time, Xu Xiaotian encountered a strong person in the junior high school realm, even if it was the weakest junior high school powerhouse, their strength was by no means comparable to himself. And in this realm, you have enough financial resources to buy two packs of spicy strips! It's terrifying. So Xu Xiaotian made up his mind to step into the realm of junior high school!

At the age of sixteen, Xu Xiaotian became a junior high school master, through years of study and hard work. Xu Xiaotian no longer looks down on his classmates in the same realm. The usually elusive high school realm is the direction that a strong person should move forward.

At the age of eighteen, Xu Xiaotian discovered the reason why the number of strong people in high school was scarce. It turns out that due to the restrictions of the laws of heaven and earth, only a few people in each generation can pass the test of the college entrance examination, and those who pass will completely fade away from the mortal body and enter the university realm. Obtain the blessing of the dark luck of colleges and universities. Those who can't pass will lose this opportunity and become adults. In ancient times, some of them were able to become supreme and powerful and gain the Great Dao. But in today's world trend, it is almost difficult to spend too much time playing with mobile phones. If you go with it, you will be immortal if you go against it. Xu Xiaotian must seize this opportunity.

After graduating from college, Xu Xiaotian suddenly found that all the people around him were college students. At this time, Xu Xiaotian's girlfriend who has been in love for four years actually belongs to a huge family force. In their eyes, Xu Xiaotian, who has no financial resources, is like an ant. The family promised his girlfriend to the young master of a large family business. Xu Xiaotian was forced to leave his girlfriend temporarily. Xu Xiaotian only remembered that Pear Blossom's girlfriend with rain made a three-year appointment with him. Xu Xiaotian recalled the shame he encountered that day in elementary school, the feeling of powerlessness, and the pain. Xu Xiaotian's heart was roaring and roaring. The green tendons on my hands burst out, and when I return, I will definitely stain the sky with demon blood!

In order to become stronger in a short period of time, Xu Xiaotian chose the Internet. Since then, Xu Xiaotian has entered a large company and has been guided by a big bull. Even the time spent sitting on the toilet is used to study. As he grows stronger, he discovers a shocking secret. From then on, he started his own business. I have encountered despair, I have encountered danger. From Beijing to Shanghai to Shenzhen, I have seen strong people who work hard in the adult realm, I have received life experience from mysterious old people, and I have talked about geniuses who died young after graduating from college. They have all become Xu Xiaotian's strength to move forward.

Three years later, the wind and waves were calm, and the woman was at home. Does Xu Xiaotian think he will come? Hearing this sentence, my girlfriend's heart was slightly bitter, and she refused many blind dates arranged by her family in the past three years. Now it's almost the limit. The sun is about to set, is it just a disappointment after all? At this time, a huge trembling aura descended on his girlfriend's home. The voice of this mount, the mother-in-law's face changed slightly, their family has been in business for many years, but in the end it is just a small branch of the family. Bentley, who had seen the patriarch of the big family from afar, would never forget that voice in her life. But the voice is not. The father-in-law suddenly thought of something, his face turned white and trembled, this is impossible. How could Xu Xiaotian do it. Even if I try hard for half a lifetime, I can't withstand it.

Father-in-law and mother-in-law, don't come unharmed. A man's voice rang out. Sure enough, a golden dragon Rolls-Royce came down from the door. Suddenly, the house was silent, and the mother-in-law cautiously asked, where is the mansion. replied, one ring, so the mother-in-law lowered her head in shame to show the wedding, and the little couple needless to say.

Another year passed, and on this day a man surnamed Ma with glasses visited on a penguin. After some greetings, Xu Xiaotian was invited to enter the new map Internet conference, and as soon as Xu Xiaotian entered, he found that there were about dozens of people present, all of whom had unfathomable strength. One of them can be heard that I have no interest in money, and I have not been paid for a month. Set a small goal and earn 100 million first. I'm face blind and don't know if it's beautiful or not. We are just a normal family, just a little bigger. And so on.

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OK, the prologue of the mainstream routine condensed into the essence is written!

Publish!

Xu Tian has already thought about the next content, Xu Xiaotian returned from rebirth, with the memory and experience of many years of hard work, regained the regrets of the past, embarked on a road of rise without demons, and became an outstanding young man in Xihong City.

Well, such a powerful routine, you can't have a ghost if you can't be popular!

Alas, Xu Tian held his forehead, why, why do you have to let me, an ordinary student, have the wisdom and beauty that I should not bear at this age.

Spit is really a disease, Xu Tian is so ruthless that he even vomits himself, it is estimated that it cannot be cured.

In the depths of his love, he patted Shen Pan, who was already nodding his head next to him, and said seriously: "Why don't I have a handsome and talented brother, but my brother does." ”

Shen Pan: "??? ”

[Resentment from Shen Pan, +87!] 】

Why did you wake up Lao Tzu just to arrange me like this?

It's not open yet, why are you so bored when you haven't eaten enough?

But boredom is really boring, Xu Tian also yawned, dozing off will be infectious.

After another half an hour, the video was finally finished, and this so-called conference of the Strangers finally kicked off!

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Seeing the comfort and encouragement in the comments of the family, it is really heartwarming, but I can't reply one by one, and the reply is too fast to say that the operation is too fast or something, in short, I have read every comment carefully, relieved that I should be just, should be relieved, and there is an encouragement from a child who has just entered college, and sure enough, you are my greatest comfort......

Thank you for ahem, I'm a man (your comfort is very healing) for rewarding 9,000 starting coins, congratulations to him for becoming the chief helmsman in one fell swoop!

Thank you for listening to the book if you don't agree (if you can't get on the highway, get on the high-speed rail!) Reward 2000 starting coins!

Thank you Mai Gong Mai (I cried tears directly with your words, and I remember it deeply) for the 2000 starting coins rewarded!

Thank you ep938936 (I have read every comment of yours, I am deeply comforted, but then I can't say which books I have written, hahaha) for the 1000 starting coins rewarded!

Thank you for the 100 starting coins rewarded by the 16th night a, tonight's dream language, lonely D like snow (poof, old friend, your complaint is more fierce, I know you have always been there), and the boring bamboo rat reward!

It's rare that after the Silver Alliance Leader, the overall ranking of our recommendation votes is going up, and it is normal that the Silver Alliance Leader will gradually decrease after the first two days of the votes, but this time the family members are still accompanying me and encouraging me, I am really grateful.

Thank you!