Chapter 157: Autumn Hunting
When the Yellow Gate reported that the Duke of Xi Guo had come to the court, Wei Zheng, who had quarreled over the "Autumn Hunt", and Emperor Qi Qi closed their mouths.
"The Duke of Xi Guo came to the court = Leng Feng came to the court = the sun came out of the west"
An equation immediately appeared in the hearts of Wei Zheng and Li Shimin.
Only Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Cheng Yanjin and others knew the true situation of Leng Feng before, after Leng Feng's wedding this time, all the officials knew that there was such a big figure in the court, after all, ...... The kings have gone to the wedding feast!
If an official arrives late early without asking for leave, the lightest punishment is also a court cane, and the heavier one will even be dismissed from the official and sent to the knighthood.
But Lord Xi Guogong didn't have any consciousness, and walked in slowly.
After glancing left and right, Leng Feng suddenly stood on the side of the military attache and got together with Cheng Yanjin.
At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the hundred officials sat on a cushion, and they would only stand up when they started the class. Parenthesis: Although it is kneeling.
After Cheng Yanjin pulled a mat for Leng Feng, he whispered to him: "What hurricane blew you here today, don't you enjoy the gentleness and thoughtfulness of the bride, and come to the court to doze off?" ”
This is very in line with Cheng Yanjin's personality, except for the blood boiling when the war comes, this guy comes to the court to doze off the rest of the time.
Dozing off in the court, this is an extremely rude thing, and the imperial historian has impeached him no more than once or twice, but this is the fault of the matter. The more Cheng Yanjin was impeached, the more relieved Li Shimin was about him.
It wasn't until the emperor and Wei Zheng ignored Leng Feng that Leng Feng continued to spit, and Leng Feng sat down cross-legged before he said: "Seeing that Feng An's guy is going back to Lingnan, I plan to take my daughter-in-law to Lingnan to play around. ”
Kneeling and sitting, how uncomfortable it is to be like a stupid person, but it is still comfortable to sit cross-legged.
"The emperor is in the last dynasty, how inappropriate it is for a big man to go to the harem, just to come and see what your last dynasty is like."
Cheng Yanjin said with a smile: "What is it like, our generals only need to resist the enemy, only when the war comes, there is something to do, and the things to govern the country are done by their ministers." Therefore, the saliva stars in the court are all civil officials. ”
Cheng Yanjin was right, Wei Zheng and Li Shimin were spitting at each other at this time, and when it came to the excitement, Li Shimin even stood up and talked to Wei Zheng.
It's not a big deal, it's just that seeing autumn, Li Shimin was really bored and wanted to go to the Qinling Hunting Ground for autumn hunting, but Wei Zheng didn't let Li Shimin get his wish on the grounds that "during the autumn hunting, the people and material resources were wasted only to please the king, and the second time was not the Ming monarch's faction".
Staying in the palace, although he has a supreme position that is awe-inspiring, Li Shimin doesn't want to stay at home all day.
At this time, Li Shimin, who was so frightened by Wei Zheng that the three corpses jumped violently, wanted to jump down and chop off Wei Zheng, the bearded horseman, with a knife, but Ming Jun did not kill the official, and he could only fantasize about it.
Leng Feng, who heard the whole thing clearly, stabbed Wei Chigong, who was snoring on the other side, and after Yu Chigong opened his eyes, his eyes immediately lit up, and there was no trace of sleepiness, this is fucking practiced.
"What's the matter? Hey? Why did you come to court? Don't accompany your daughter-in-law at home, and come to the court to watch civil officials spit? ”
"Forehead......" Leng Feng wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist, couldn't help but look around, and found that all the fierce generals were sitting tall and majestic except for what Li Jing was pondering, although the others were sitting tall and majestic, and the might of the generals was whirring, they were all dozing.
The most disgusting thing is Li Ji, who even drools down.
"Let me ask you, what's going on with autumn hunting, isn't it just hunting? Why didn't Wei Zheng let him live or die? ”
Wei Chigong said: "The matter of autumn hunting, the emperor's travel, loess mat road, clean water sprinkled streets, and people's tribute, these are secondary, the main thing is that a large-scale army needs to be dispatched to protect the emperor, and the hunting ground is tightly sealed." It's so formal, it's actually just hunting. ”
The emperor is the "Son of Heaven", and anyone who has anything to do with a creature like the emperor will be infinitely magnified, and when he goes out hunting, he will destroy the country, indeed...... Pretty fierce.
Wei Zheng scolded the emperor and didn't care whether he would be cut off, and the spittle stars were covered with beards, no wonder Cheng Biting Jin They all said that the court was a place for civil officials to spit.
Li Shimin and Wei Zheng had a quarrel, and they were exhausted, so they couldn't help but glance at Leng Feng, pointed at Leng Feng and said, "Duke Xi Guo, you are going to the court for the first time today, can you talk about whether I want to hunt in autumn." ”
(熩hu, huyin, in ancient times, means 'light'.) Many book friends have asked me what I mean by this word...... It is hereby stated)
Leng Feng didn't expect Li Shimin to cause trouble and pull it on himself, but he couldn't pretend to be asleep in public, so he stood up hard.
Wei Zheng scolded Li Shimin, and when he saw Leng Feng's clothes, he immediately accused: "You are also a dignified prince, just be late when you come to the court, why are you not formal in court clothes?" ”
Leng Feng knew that it would not be good to stand up, Wei Zheng, the mirror of the ancient people, had spoken, and he had to find a reason to do it, so he said: "My family is poor, and the clothes of the court clothes are used to make other clothes." ”
As soon as these words came out, the court immediately burst into laughter, which woke up the generals who were sleeping.
Li Shimin was originally angry, but he was also happy when he heard this, making other clothes from court clothes? What about the crooks?
In September, the states and counties around the Yellow River applied to the imperial court for funds to prevent floods, and Li Shimin finally enriched the treasury, and was still thinking about whether to kill Gaochang, so he pushed this matter to the charity hall.
Tianxialou Charity Hall is the best place to promote wealth and fame in the business circle, as soon as this notice comes out, the natural cluster responds, Tianxialou as a fundraiser, naturally can not be stingy, Lao Yuan after asking Liu Shuwen, the figure of 500,000 yuan, scared Chang'an people are weak.
Therefore, Leng Feng said that he made other clothes from the court clothes.
Li Shimin couldn't help but say: "What you say is completely nonsense, you go downstairs and make ten thousand dollars every day, and it is almost the same as making court clothes into rags." ”
Li Shimin opened his mouth, and the hundred officials immediately laughed again.
After the laughter of the hundred officials paused, Leng Feng said: "Since everyone knows that I have money downstairs in the world, then we are not stingy, the emperor travels for autumn hunting, although it takes a lot of people's strength, but the entourage of hundreds of officials is also a matter of happiness for everyone!"
What's more, Geng Guogong is now in Chang'an, and the autumn hunt is approaching, so naturally I have to invite Geng Guogong to participate together, there is no war on the border, and it is good to show the courage of my Guanzhong boy by capturing wolves and shooting tigers. ”
Seeing that Wei Zheng nodded in approval, Leng Feng smiled and said: "I have money downstairs, very rich, today when I first came to the court, I funded the autumn hunt, which is counted as a gift to you, how about it?" ”
(End of chapter)