Chapter 17: Failure to recruit security
"What a useless waste, Lao Tzu fainted before he could exert himself. Hum! The son of the master is nothing more than that, an embroidered pillow! After saying that, he spat in disgust. Waving his hand to a few people behind, several soldiers quickly carried Cai You into the house.
Pang Wanchun's attack was very measured, but it only made Cai You faint in pain, but it didn't make him suffer from internal injuries. Cai You in the house was cleaned and slippery. Several prostitutes who had been prepared for a long time put him on the big bed......
Cai Youshuang didn't know if Pang Wanchun was unhappy, but those prostitutes had prepared a lot of drugs such as 'hanging a hundred catties' and 'I love a piece of firewood', and they could also 'help the fun' if they wanted to.
The next day, more than 100 of Cai You's guards and 100 rebels came to the front of the small courtyard to wait for Cai You. More than 200 people gathered together to brag and fart, and before they could finish a few words, they heard several heart-rending female voices from the backyard.
Hearing the screams coming from the room, everyone immediately rushed into the small courtyard like rabbits. This small courtyard was instantly packed.
Cai Hu and Cai Shi are the guards sent by Cai Jing to protect Cai You's safety, as soon as they heard the screams, they rushed into the courtyard like a bow from the string, and the two of them were sweating profusely, if Cai You had three long and two short, they would never be able to live!
Bang!
The door of the bedroom was roughly kicked open by Cai Hu, but what came into his eyes was four white flesh! Several women rode on Cai You's body and tore and bited, and several women next to him pushed and shook. Cai Hu and Cai Shi were stupid on the spot, and the three women were frightened by the sudden change and screamed even louder!
Cai Hu felt that his ears were about to become deaf, so he hurriedly closed the door, and the two looked at each other with a strange look. Impatiently waved his hand to the many soldiers in the courtyard and motioned for everyone to go out.
The actions of the two immediately caused a fire of gossip among a group of soldiers, and combined with the previous screams, a smile that all men understood suddenly appeared on everyone's faces. Then all kinds of meat words emerged one after another, and even Cai Hu and the others muttered to themselves: "No wonder the young master didn't let us follow yesterday, could it be that the little lady in Tokyo is no longer attractive to the young master, so she wants to come to this poor and remote place to hunt for beauty?" ”
Although the two of them had a trouble, they didn't dare to get too far away, so they waited in the yard. From time to time, there was the sound of warblers and swallows in the house, and after hearing it, a cadre of soldiers only felt a hundred claws scratching their hearts, and at the same time, the sound of meat words was also louder.
"Why are they all pouting?" At this time, Pang Wanchun said in a loud voice.
A cadre of soldiers was very embarrassed to stand in a military posture, but fortunately, everyone consciously left a lot of leeway, otherwise it would be even more embarrassing to 'fight bayonets'.
Cai Hu and the others saw that Pang Wanchun was coming, and the secret road was broken! He stepped forward quickly and said, "General, you came so early. Pang Wanchun sneered and said, "It's too early to get three poles on the day?" And when he went to report it, he said that the Lord God had summoned him to discuss the matter of recruitment. ”
Cai Hu only felt bitter in his tongue, and said with a constipated expression on his dead father's face: "General, can you give one or two, my young master is ......" Before Cai Jing finished speaking, a high-pitched woman's voice suddenly came from the house! A cadre of soldiers suddenly burst into laughter, and Pang Wanchun's face became even darker.
Cai Hu's face was about to twist into a bitter melon, and Cai Hu, who knew Cai You's character well, didn't dare to disturb him at this time. In a dilemma, I can only stand in place in embarrassment.
Pang Wanchun's angry eyes widened, pointed to the room and then pointed at Cai Hu and the others, and finally said hatefully: "It's a shame that he is still Cai Jing's son, he prostitutes himself during the day so that he forgets his duty, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, I'm afraid Cai Jing is also like this at home!" ”
sprayed the two of them with saliva on their faces, and then left angrily.
Pang Wanchun took the people away, leaving behind a group of officers and soldiers with different expressions, Cai Hu and Cai Shi knew that Cai You's trip to Zhao'an was cold...
It wasn't until noon that the door of the bedroom was opened, and the three bewitching women left the courtyard with duck steps, as if they had lap legs. The officers and soldiers who watched this scene took a cool breath, obediently, or Cai Gongzi was 'amazing'!
After the three women left, Cai Hu and the others dared to knock on Cai You's door, knocked for a long time without moving, Cai Hu, who was afraid of an accident, had the courage to enter the house, Cai You's face on the bed turned yellow, and his breathing was unsteady at the same time, the strange smell of a room plus the gadgets on the bed, Cai Hu concluded that Cai You was overindulgent, and carefully closed the door and exited.
The two didn't wait for Cai You to wake up first, but waited for Pang Wanchun first! The black-faced Pang Wanchun directly told the two of them that the Lord Divine Lord was very angry and decided to terminate the Zhao'an negotiations and restrict them from leaving here early tomorrow morning!
Cai You didn't wake up until the second day! Cai Hu and the others hurriedly sought treatment from Pang Wanchun. As a result, Pang Wanchun was sarcastic, and he could only take Cai You to Yangzhou.
"God, let's do this... No problem? ”
"What can be a problem, it's just a second ancestor."
The dynasty received Zhang Yang's instructions, so he naturally wanted to rectify this Cai You. It is definitely not possible to kill him, and the responsibility for destroying the plan of Zhao'an cannot be borne by the dynasty.
After learning the news, Zhang Yang deliberately recruited a military doctor to the big tent and lied that he was feeling unwell, so that the military doctor could come to diagnose and treat him. When the generals heard that Zhang Yang was infected with a cold, they all came to visit.
As soon as the generals came out of the big tent, there was a scout return, and Cai You came back! Everyone was puzzled, Cai You only went for a day and came back, it is very likely that the conversation collapsed!
When everyone was talking, Cai Hu and the others carried Cai You into the big tent and said hurriedly: "Call the military doctor quickly!" ”
Everyone was shocked, could it be that the rebels injured Cai You? If that's true, that's a big deal!
The military doctor was boiling herbs in the big tent of Zhang Yang, Cai Hu rushed into the big tent and ran away, Zhang Yang didn't bother with him, and said secretly: Things are going quite smoothly.
Cai You's face was dark yellow, his forehead was sweating, and the stakes were very high, so he notified Tong Guan as soon as possible! After Tong Guan glanced at Cai You, who was lying unconscious on a stretcher, he immediately ordered the army to go to the front line and be ready for battle at any time.
The military doctor was surprised after calling the pulse: "Ambassador Cai's pulse doesn't look like an injury, but... Kind of... Overindulgence, so much so that some de-yang! ”
The generals in the big tent were dumbfounded, what is the situation, overindulgence? Cai You went to Zhao'an and didn't go to visit the Qinglou, how could he be overindulgent to the point of taking off the yang!
"Ridiculous!"
Under Tong Guan's repeated questioning, Cai Hu also had to tell the 'truth'.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and one by one secretly wondered: young people really know how to play!
Even a few generals maliciously speculated that when Cai Jing was at home, would the old man talk about juvenile madness, and a pear tree pressed begonias?