Weekends always go by very fast.

It's Monday in the blink of an eye.

Xu Tian sat in the office frequented by Xuelan Junior High School, Xu Chun stood beside him with his head down, and the brothers listened to Xu Chun's teachers tell him about Xu Chun's ten major crimes.

Chatting in class, sleeping or something.

These are quite light.

What's even more exaggerated is that this kid actually threw firecrackers into the women's toilet.

The head teacher, the Chinese teacher, fired the first shot of the crusade against Xu Chun: "When I was in class, I asked Xu Chun, who is Shixian?" He replied that it was Li Bai, which was true; I asked him again who the poet was. He replied to Du Fu, which is also true; Then I asked him who the king of poetry was? He actually replied to Xie Xun......"

History teacher Fang Yue also stood up: "I have been teaching for more than ten years, and I have never seen such an exam answer, come and see if this is the test paper of his last month's exam, this question, ask the cave people on the top of the mountain what to eat, he actually answered me to eat and drink urine?" ”

Science teacher Li Aiguo was also indignant: "I really don't know what he is thinking in his head, just last Wednesday class, I asked him what sodium is, do you know what he replied to me?" He actually told me that sodium is a magical heavenly path? ”

Hearing this, the other teachers in the office laughed, and even Xu Chun himself couldn't help but snort.

Science teacher Li Aiguo was obviously angry, and refused to let go of Xu Tian, the guardian, and said: "I can't teach such a student!" Brother Xu Chun, you are an undergraduate, you come to tell him, what is sodium? ”

Xu Tian didn't know which sodium word he was talking about, and was thinking that his younger brother was right, but he couldn't help but hear Li Aiguo ask him a question, so he had to reply in a hurry: "That's ...... Is that...... Is that the person I love day and night? ”

History teacher Fang Yue: "??? ”

Wang Xueping, the head teacher's Chinese teacher: "??? ”

Mathematics teacher Qiu Dazhi: "??? ”

English teacher Yu Liqing: "??? ”

Science teacher Li Aiguo: "?????? ”

[Resentment from Fang Yue +67]

[Anger from Qiu Dazhi +52]

[Resentment from Yu Liqing +38]

[Grievances from Wang Xueping, +208! ] 】

[Grievances from Li Aiguo, +517! ] 】

Li Aiguo was stunned by this answer.

I rely on these two brothers, it's just a living treasure!

The head teacher Wang Xueping didn't know what to say for a while, he seemed to already know the reason why Xu Chun was such a bear as a younger brother......

With such a god-like elder brother here, it's really hellish that the younger brother can learn well!

This parent is called, aggrieved!

After leaving Shenandan Junior High School, Xu Tian got on the bus back to school directly.

Recalling that after hearing the sentence that I missed the person I loved deeply day and night, Xu Chun's teachers of various subjects seemed to eat shit and urine, Xu Tian felt a burst of amusement, if parents can solve the problem, what do you teachers want you teachers to do......

Sitting in the bus, there is no one to worry about, and it is really boring.

So Xu Tian opened WeChat, changed his gender to female, and changed the avatar of the drifting bottle to a picture of a beautiful woman downloaded from the Internet.

Then he threw a drifting bottle: Is my little brother dating online, my Lolita.

Harvest a bunch of seconds back at once.

Grave Jumping Disco: Little sister, do you think I can do it?

You exist in my aunt's mind: me, me, me.

Nine-level king-size bed shock: I, 18cm do not take the lead.

Seven Jiro in One Night: Dirty Moving Pictures

……

Under normal circumstances, men who complain everywhere with a drifting bottle are rarely cared for, while women who send a drifting bottle ...... Just ask you if you can see so many replies.

In today's society, there is no shortage of stinky feet for anyone who doesn't carry a handle.

Xu Tian picked a reply casually: But I'm ugly.

Grave Jumping Disco: How can a woman be ugly, it's okay, I don't look at my face...... Can I see your picture?

Xu Tian found a photo of an ugly girl with small eyes and a big face from the Internet and sent it over, with a postscript: Are you afraid of loving me.

[Resentment from Huo Yu +68]

Nine-level king-size bed shock: emmm, I think it's okay, but the chest is a little smaller.

Xu Tian: What kind of breasts do men want?

Earthquake of magnitude 9 king bed: ??? Why are you sick?

[Resentment from Huo Yu +177! ] 】

Xu Tian was so happy that he felt that such a detailed reply was too slow, so he simply replied to the other males one by one: "I am the father you will never get." ”

After the drifting bottle users clicked on the voice and found that it was a rough male voice, they all collapsed: "Damn!" ”

[Resentment from Yan Qian +27]

【Resentment from Ying Quan+39】

[Resentment from Yang Licheng +40]

【From ......】

Watching his resentment balance rise gradually, Xu Tian was really happy.

Then he threw a second drifting bottle: to share a non-toxic video website, and to raise his hand.

A large group of men clamored for a baby.

Then Xu Tian replied to each of them with a URL, and clicked on the Baidu search page that was "how to cure a lack of heart and eyes......

[Resentment from Xue Dong +59]

[Resentment from Cai Jiajun +32]

【From ......】

……

After exiting the drifting bottle, Xu Tian went to the circle of friends again, and saw that the female classmates in high school were posting selfies, pouting and covering their faces with scissors in various postures, and they also said very hypocritically: My hair was cut out, woo woo, I feel ugly, I beg for comfort......

Here are a few more likes and comments from male classmates:

No, it's still pretty.

I think it's okay.

I haven't seen you for a long time, come out to gather on May Day?

Xu Tian finished reading it for a while, he just said something, but anyone who doesn't have a handle is not short of stinky feet......

So Xu Tian also commented below:

People who are dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

Since the death of both parents in junior high school, people in the school know that he is an orphan, and it is inevitable that he will be treated differently.

Others intentionally or unintentionally excluded and ignored him, and he didn't bother to stick it on his hot face and cold ass.

As a result, he rarely has any boring things like friendships with the people around him......

Of course, it is very little, not nothing.

There are still so many people in this society who have different views from ordinary people, and are willing to deal with orphans like him who have no father, no mother, no money and no power.

They're all richer than him anyway.

As for this female classmate who posted a selfie, she didn't look down on him very much before, and the relationship between the two was naturally not very good.

But now is different, and he needs to earn resentment and strengthen himself......

Then I'm sorry, I can only prick my heart Lao Tie.

It didn't take long for a new hint to pop into my head.

[Grievances from Fu Jiajia, +579! ] 】