Wine is the poison that pierces the intestines, color is the steel knife that scrapes the bones, wealth is the root and seedling of trouble, and gas is the wolf smoke and artillery!

Wine color and wealth are the four harms, and the degree of harm "wine" ranks first. How many heroes and heroes are planted in this word, there is the poet Li Taibai in the distance, and there is the martial arts master Gu Long in the near future.

Especially in modern society, alcohol poisoning and drunk driving have bred countless tragic human tragedies, and alcohol has become the thing with the highest fatality rate. In Bianjing, the ancient capital of the Seven Dynasties, there was an unlucky guy who drank to death recently.

Wu Kang is a graduate of Bianliang Institute of Physical Education, majoring in physical education, and returned to his hometown in Bianliang County after graduation, hoping to become a physical education teacher in the primary school of the village, teaching and educating people all over the world. It's a pity that the ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny, and the school is not recruiting teachers at any time, and the recruitment of teachers in the county will be held in half a year.

I couldn't eat dry rice at home for half a year, so under the introduction of my roommate and friend Erzhu, I returned to Bianjing to work as a secretary for the owner of Bianliang Distillery. Secretaries, both men and women, have a special role, and the special role of male secretaries is to help the boss block alcohol.

On the first day of employment, he was sent by his boss to study at public expense for three months, and the location was in the Bianliang Drinking Talent Training Base. After the training, the whole person was reborn, and the wine table shone brightly, which won the favor of the boss, and he was promoted to chief secretary in less than two months.

Recently, good luck has been at the head, and good things have come one after another. First of all, the development of the hometown has finally been implemented, the compensation for the demolition has been reversed, and the family's houses, duck sheds, and fields have received millions of oceans.

Secondly, the county opened the recruitment of talents in advance, and he became a glorious people's teacher with the first place, and was assigned to his village primary school to temporarily teach third-grade Chinese. Although the physical education teacher is a bit of a problem in teaching Chinese, it is still exciting to be a civil servant.

The last thing is to get rid of the identity of the spare tire, and the counterattack of Dick Si is about to get a certificate with the goddess of the bright moon. During college, he pursued hard for four years, and finally achieved a positive result, the goddess is very interested in buying one and getting one free, and she still has a small one in her belly, which can allow him to form a family of three in one step.

After completing the formalities for joining the teacher, he returned to Bianjing to submit his resignation application. The distillery stipulates that absenteeism for three days is equivalent to resignation, but after all, colleagues are in a month, so it's better to get together and disperse. The boss lost his right-hand man, reluctantly organized the last dinner, more than a dozen colleagues pushed cups and changed lamps, and they were basically drunk when they dispersed at the end of the song.

Wu Kang didn't drink all the fun, and the people were in good spirits on happy occasions, so he asked his friend Erzhu to sing. The brothers drank and sang until the early hours of the morning, the time in the box was almost up, Wu Kang sang the finale, the Hebei folk song in a minor tune, "Two or three years old, there is no mother". Singing, crying, dancing and drinking, and finally fell to the ground unconscious.

Confused, he regained consciousness and found himself on a loess road. The two dressed very retro and strange, one wore a black robe and a black high hat, and the other wore a white robe and a white high hat.

Although I couldn't see their faces clearly, I probably knew who they were, and I was so scared that I almost peed my pants on the spot, I wanted to struggle to find that the five flowers were tied up, and I wanted to shout that I found that my mouth was sealed.

At this moment, he heard a strange bell, and the white robe took out the eldest brother from his waist to connect, and the obedient voice was called by the judge surnamed Lu, to the effect that his wedding banquet started early. Bai Pao hung up the phone, the two looked at each other for a moment to make sure they looked at each other, each clenched their fists and raised their thumbs up for a thumbs gesture, and then their fists touched their thumbs together, and a lewd smile crept up their faces. Nodding to each other to confirm their eyes again, the white robe suddenly turned around, and the stick in his hand smashed on the cover of Wukang Tianling.

Wu Kang fainted again, and all he could remember was the assailant's pale face and the long tongue that stuck out to his chest. I don't know how long it took, my mind gradually regained its clarity, my eyelids seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, I couldn't open them, and I tried a few times to give up decisively. Then my head hurt again, and strange images flashed like a slideshow.

The quaint room is a quaint table of eight immortals, and four men in ancient costumes are drinking happily. One was dressed in coarse cloth with his back to him, and the other three were all dressed in fast clothes. Because I like Wen Ruian's four famous catches, I have also studied catching this creature.

In fact, they were all poor creatures, and in ancient times they could only be regarded as unstaffed officials. The salary is pitiful, and there is even no salary, so he can only set up a name to extort and extort money, and he is called a bad person, as if he cannot participate in the imperial examination for three years.

The four of them drank to the bottom and began to draw fists, the brothers are good, Erhongxi, Sijicai or something. Wu Kang, as an old fritter galloping in the wine field, naturally knows this kind of guessing boxing gameplay, while reciting the mantra while making the fingers, if the two of them stretch out their fingers together, it is exactly the mantra you read, then you win, the other party has to drink.

However, when you have more than one finger, be sure to extend your thumb and point at the other person as a sign of respect. Try not to stick out your little fingers except for four or five fingers.

The four of them were almost drunk, and the tavern junior came over to clean up the leftovers, carried a clean table and put dice gambling equipment, and the four of them began to shake the dice and bet on the size again. The one who has been sitting with his back to Wu Kang has better luck, and he has killed all sides, and the pile of copper coins in his hand is getting bigger and bigger.

When it was in full swing, there was a noise outside the restaurant, and soon the door was violently pushed open, and a middle-aged man in sackcloth rushed in, angrily grabbing the shoulder of the man in cloth.

The man in cloth thought that someone was robbing money, so he covered the copper coin with his left hand like a fan, shook off the hand on his shoulder, stretched his right hand behind his neck, accurately grabbed the old man's collar, and shouted violently.

The table was of good quality and did not fall apart, but the old man fell into blood mold, smashed the table with his back, and smashed the gambling bowl. It is estimated that the skin was scratched by broken porcelain, and he screamed in pain.

The big man didn't give up, drunken fingers and the old man's nose scolded: "Dare to rob Kang Ye's money, you have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, Lao Tzu killed you old horse... Ayya? ”

Seeing this Wu Kang, he couldn't help but gloat, this big man beat his father and was going to be drowned by the spitting stars! Aya is the name of the Tang Dynasty for his father, and these drunkards and gamblers are from the Tang Dynasty?

Just as the picture continued, the man who caused the catastrophe was frightened and hugged his head, drunk and panicked, and passed out with a head on the door frame.

The next picture is more joyful, the man is stripped naked and hung from a crooked neck willow tree. The two middle-aged people also stripped naked, gritted their teeth with wicker whips in their hands, and smoked the crying father and called the mother. The people who eat melons have been there since ancient times, and a large group of men, women and children in shabby clothes are watching, and from time to time someone asks what is going on, because of what chandelier Kangwazi.

Seeing this, Wu Kang probably understood that the matter was covered by someone. If you think about it, in ancient times, especially in the Tang Dynasty, beating your parents was a crime, and the maximum penalty was death. This is going to be spread out and the city will definitely be full of wind and rain, and what awaits the man is not this kind of flesh and skin, but all kinds of torture tools in the official yamen, and if you don't do it, you will abandon the city.

In fact, the pain of flesh and skin is still a trivial matter, and reputation is the most important thing! If the notoriety of unfilial piety spreads, his life will be ruined, everyone will poke you in the back, and even scold you to your face for being a bloody dog, and become a street rat that everyone shouts and beats.

Wu Kang couldn't help but grit his teeth, it was better to report to the official directly after being beaten by the old man, and let the government clean up this unfilial son. Since I can remember, my mother has died, my father has pulled him up with a handful of and urine, and he has worked hard to be both a father and a mother, and his most hated behavior is unfilial piety!

The big man was beaten and fainted, was untied from the old willow tree, put on a wheelbarrow and pushed home, two women hid their faces and cried by the car, one big and one small should be mother and daughter. The little girl's face was crying like a cat, and the woman was pulling her with one hand and covering her mouth with the other hand to see her appearance clearly. I think it should be the wife and daughter of the big man, this kind of thing has always been fast for relatives and enemies, and there are very few people in the world who sincerely cry for you.

Wu Kang couldn't help but sigh, when he saw the unlucky man's face clearly, his head suddenly buzzed, this face was too familiar! During this time, I have to argue with the goddess, and I often look in the mirror and stink. Looking at the unlucky bastards who were beaten, it was clearer than looking in the mirror, there was no reflection and distortion at all, it was carved out of a mold.

The buzzing of the head stopped, the tactile senses returned, and the pain of the heart hit. The whole body is like Ling Chi, especially the upper body, and the pain is coming in waves. I can't help but be suspicious in my heart, I vaguely remember drinking and singing with Erzhu, and I was unconscious in front of me, this is a drunken madness and was beaten? No, I'm the type who sleeps when I'm drunk, and I've never been drunk!

Thinking of this, my eyelids slowly opened, and a vague figure appeared in front of me, looking at the figure of a woman, could it be my goddess of the bright moon? After a few hard flashes, the lens gradually focused, and his vision gradually recovered, looking at the slightly hazy figure in front of him, his brows furrowed slightly. She is not the goddess of the bright moon, the goddess who has pursued for four years, he can recognize it with his eyes closed.

After the sight was completed, she could see the woman's appearance clearly, and she was like a hibiscus out of the water without powder, which was quite a bit of posture, and there was still a little worry hidden between the eyebrows of the curved willow leaves. After a few years of spare tire career, I always want to show the best smile when treating beauties, and just wanted to say something, the beauty spoke first: "Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine!" ”

What's that? Brother Wu Song, help! For a while, the blood attacked his heart and his teeth were clenched, and his eyes were dark and he fainted. Counting the time when he was beaten and stunned by Bai Wuchang, this should be the third time he fainted today, but there was still a trace of clarity in his consciousness, and various pictures flashed through his mind.

These familiar and unfamiliar pictures almost drove him crazy, making him unable to survive and die! He was trapped by the black and white impermanence who was in a hurry to attend the wedding banquet, and his soul was thrown to 652 AD, that is, the third year of Yonghui of Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty, more than 1,300 years away from his time, and was forcibly crossed.

At this moment, the first thing that comes to mind is my father, the face of an old man who has a lot of white hair and has been weathered by a lot of weather.

It took half an hour of heartache to regain calm, and I gradually felt a little relieved. I remember that when I was a child, I was very skinny, I was chased and beaten by my father, and he often chased him all over the village with slippers. Later, the scheming second aunt made a suggestion, saying that when she was beaten again, don't run, and she won't be beaten if she sings that little cabbage.

The milky hairy child who has not dried up naturally listens to it, and sure enough, he will not be beaten when he sings, and Meizizi can't find the north. Until one night I woke up with urine and heard my dad whimpering and sobbing in the bed. Since then, I haven't sung again, and I'm even more annoyed and blamed myself after being sensible, and I don't know how many times I've slapped myself.

The father and son depended on each other until Wu Kang grew up. During this period, many people mentioned the media to Daddy, basically those widows with oil bottles, and Daddy politely declined every time...

At this time, Wu Kang was relieved, he was the biggest oil bottle. This walk completely liberated my father, he was only fifty-one years old, and he could live well on the demolition money.

Wait for time to heal his pain, find an aunt to live with, and have another man and half woman. After working hard for half his life, the rest of his life should also be lived for himself. In fact, he had long had the idea of leaving, but he didn't expect it to be so thorough.

Pray and send heartfelt wishes to Daddy, and then start thinking about the mess in front of you. The poor worm with the same name and surname who was taken away is exactly what happened to him, and he is seventeen years old this year and lost his mother at an early age.

When he was ten years old, Father Wu continued to live with the little widow in Li Village next door, the one who just called Da Lang to take medicine. Aunt Wu brought a pair of children, her daughter Jiaojiao is seven years old this year, and her son Goujiao is three years old this year, still playing with mud with runny nose.

Aunt Wu can be called a good wife and mother, and she takes care of the old martial arts family in an orderly manner, and her only heart problem is her stepson Wu Kang. It is easy to get contaminated with bad habits, lazy, drunk, and gambling, and is brave and ruthless in fights, good things can't find him, and bad things can't leave him. Last year, he hooked up with the three catchers of the county government, and he became even more unscrupulous, and his bad deeds were notorious.

Seeing that he is eighteen years old, there is still no matchmaker who comes to say goodbye, and the children of the same age can call their father. The Wu couple were so worried that they didn't know how much hair they had lost, and they begged their grandfather to tell their grandmother, but no one was willing to send their daughter to the Wu family to suffer.

The two of them had nothing to do, so they could only work harder to manage the dozen acres of land. When Aunt Wu was free, she did some sewing and mending odd jobs for large families, and finally saved enough money for a fine of 600 yuan. The so-called fine is the punishment for unmarried men and women who do not marry within the time limit.

The Tang Dynasty was established from the war, and in order to restore the population after the war, Li Er issued a mandatory decree during the Zhenguan period, which allowed him to marry at the age of twelve, and if he did not marry at the age of eighteen, he was fined 600 Kaiyuan Tongbao every year, and he was punished until he was twenty years old. If you don't get married after more than 20, the official media will come to the door to force you to get married. It's a little ridiculous to think about it like this, it's sad enough that you can't please your daughter-in-law, you still have to pay a fine, do you want to be so pitiful?

The couple saved the fine by frugality, hid under the bed board where they slept, and they knew that it was difficult to prevent thieves day and night, and they were stolen by Wu Kang, a kid, and went to the county to find the three fox friends and dog friends to drink. Wu Xiaomei reported the news, and Father Wu went to the county seat to arrest people like thunder, which is what happened later.

Wu Kang, who was drunk and unconscious, was tied up by several uncles of the same clan and put down on the ox cart, escorted back to Wujia Village from the county seat, and hung on the old willow tree at the head of the village without saying a word. Leave the ox cart and take it home, and die that night.

Originally, this kid was as strong as a brute bull, Lao Wu was still a government soldier before, and he taught him to practice martial arts to strengthen his body since he was a child, and the pain of skin and flesh was nothing. But this kid was so drunk that he hit his head on the door in the restaurant, and there was blood in his skull, and he was hung up from his head and feet, and the blood ran into his brain. By mistake, he was taken away by Wukang in the new era.

After sorting out the ins and outs, I didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a while. Originally, he died suddenly from alcohol poisoning, and he should laugh when he came back to life, but the host is not the second generation of officials or the second generation of riches, but just an ordinary family with mud legs, and a notorious second-rate child, which is definitely worth crying about. After being entangled for more than half an hour, I could only sigh secretly.

When he opened his eyes with difficulty, it was pitch black all around, and Aunt Hou Niangwu had already left. Smelling the smell of thick soup and medicine, he endured the pain and got up, widened his eyes and sniffled, and carefully touched the medicine bowl on the bedside cabinet.

I finally relieved myself, and the pain didn't go down to my mouth and went back to my heart. I remember drinking medicine when I was a child, and I liked to eat that kind of sugar-coated capsule the most, and when I ate that kind of bitter pill, my father would always prepare a few White Rabbit toffee. The current dad probably can't get the white rabbit, and he can't even get luxury candy in this era. I had no choice but to meditate on the good medicine and bitter mouth, pinching my nose and pouring it down in one breath, and the tears were bitter!

Drive away the bitterness in your heart, taste the sourness in your mouth, and plan your way forward. If you want to mix in this era, you can have no money, you must be famous; It can not be famous, and it must not be notorious. The so-called prodigal son turned back and changed his mind, which is easier said than done.

Just like the star Shuqi said, he put in more effort than other peers, just to put on the clothes he once took off. If you want to change your face and be a new person, and lift the coffin board that covers the coffin, you must also pay more than the usual number of efforts.

Lying on the hard bed carefully, gasping a few breaths of cold air and then breathing a sigh of relief, those uncles still have a little conscience, and they didn't whip their backs. The pain disappeared and slowly closed his eyes, starting from time and space in the current era.

Although my major is physical education, my greatest interest is the study of history, because the goddess of the moon is from the history department. The dynasty I like to study the most is the Tang Dynasty, and the historical figure I like to know the most is Wu Zetian, because Sister Wu is the idol of the goddess of the bright moon.

Yonghui is the name of the year when Tang Gaozong Li Zhi first ascended to the great treasure, and it is also the famous "rule of Yonghui" in history. Li Jiu ascended the throne at the age of 22 and is 25 years old this year. The first thing this kid did after he ascended the throne was to go to Ganye Temple to incense and meet the old man Wu privately on the death day of his Lao Tzu in the first year of Yonghui.

When Yonghui's filial piety service was completed in the second year, he took the Wu family into the palace. This year, Feng Wu's is the second grade Zhaoyi, setting up the first step for Sister Wu to reach the peak of life.

Wu Kang pulled the corners of his mouth silently, he is also surnamed Wu, why is the difference in life so big? Shaking his head and starting to study the space, according to the memory of the late Wukang's predecessors, this is Wujia Village, which is under the jurisdiction of Chun'an County, Chun'an County is under the jurisdiction of Muzhou, and Muzhou is under the management of Jiangnan Province. For now, this should be Chun'an County, Hangzhou City, Zhejiang Province.