Ji Qiao replied proudly: "My fork is so useful!" Did my boss decide to hire me? ”

"Yes! Just on your terms. The boss nodded in agreement, and said happily: "The room fee is also free for you tonight, and tomorrow I will arrange a house for your brother and sister to live in." ”

Ji Qiao hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, boss!" I haven't asked your last name yet. ”

The boss replied very politely: "Don't have your surname Guo." ”

Ji Qiao took Ji Ling back to the room.

Ji Ling praised with great admiration at this time: "Your fork is more effective than a harpoon!" ”

......

Ji Qiao was busy at the inn for a few days like this.

Boss Guo is happy in his heart: this kid's account is done quickly and accurately, he never makes a mistake in collecting money, he receives guests warmly, his mouth is sweet, and he doesn't need to pay for it. The only downside is that I like to listen to guest gossip.

One afternoon, Ji Qiao was busy greeting guests.

A man and a woman came to the table next to him, and the man shouted directly: "Little Er, order." ”

Ji Qiao turned his head and looked, amazing! I found that the woman was a stunning beautiful girl! I was still a little surprised: I didn't even notice her entering the door!

This woman is twenty-eight years old, looks like a flower, and has a good figure......

Most importantly, he is especially like his idol: a Hong Kong star in the 90s.

Ji Qiao's eyes kept staring at her, thinking: If you chase this beauty, even if you die again, it's worth it! So he couldn't help but say a word of praise: "This woman is so beautiful!" It's huge! ”

The problem is that when you speak, your eyes are fixed on someone looking down the head.

happened to be noticed by the beautiful woman, thinking that Ji Qiao was "flirting", so he immediately stood up menacingly and asked loudly: "What did you say?" I kind of say it again. ”

Ji Qiao finally came back to his senses and knew that during this period, he couldn't praise women like this, so he replied: "I said: This woman is so beautiful!." ”

The beauty said fiercely: "There is more." ”

Ji Qiao was afraid of being beaten, so he had to admit it: "No." ”

Unexpectedly, the guests at the table next to him wanted to see the excitement, so they said, "Obviously there is still one, we all heard it." ”

Ji Qiao was very bitter in his heart, but he still pretended to be innocent: "It's really not, don't hurt me, guest officials." ”

I didn't know that the person at the table next to me didn't give up: "You still say: It's so big!" ”

Ji Qiao looked at the fierce and vicious appearance of the beauty, thinking that most of them were going to be beaten, and suddenly said in a hurry: "How can this come out of my mouth?" With my literary brilliance, how can a woman be so vulgar! ”

Everyone shook their heads after hearing this, thinking: This shopkeeper is not only a hooligan, but also bragging!

Boss Guo was afraid that the beautiful woman would beat people in the store and affect the business, so he wanted to come over and persuade him.

But the beauty said with great contempt: "Then you will have two literary sentences, you must satisfy me, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

Ji Qiao was a little worried: How can I be satisfied? However, he still asked, "What do you call a beautiful woman?" ”

The beauty was impatient: "What is the purpose of asking the name?" ”

Ji Qiao smiled scoundrelly: "I don't know how to praise you by name." ”

But I thought in my heart: Pickle girl must find out the name first!

The beauty did not answer.

The person at the table next to him said: "This is the first beauty in Linzi, called Lin Shi." ”

Ji Qiao thought to herself: Since you are the first beauty, the target is to lock on you. immediately opened his mouth and boasted: "The Yangtze River is so long, the Yellow River is so yellow, and Lin Shi is so beautiful!" ”

Everyone was very puzzled after hearing this! Is this also called literary talent? Pure nonsense! But it also sounds a little flavorful.

After Lin Shi heard this, his anger disappeared all of a sudden, and he was still a little happy in his heart: Although this kid is unbearably vulgar, he is really good! So he smiled and said, "Even if you can speak, I will spare you." ”

The man who was with Lin Shi disagreed: "This little second brother speaks in a smooth tone, and he doesn't look like a good person." If you can really write a poem, I will spare you. ”

Ji Qiao was unhappy again, so he asked unceremoniously, "Who are you?" Miss Lin Shi is not angry anymore, what does it matter to you? ”

But I thought in my heart: This person can't be Lin Shi's husband, right?

The man replied lukewarmly: "I'm her brother, my name is Lin Qing." ”

As soon as he heard that it was the beautiful brother, Ji Qiao immediately changed his attitude, and said with a hippie smile: "Since it is the future uncle... No, since it's Lin Shi's brother, it's okay for me to make another song, but it will cost a fee. ”

Lin Shi was immediately unhappy again: "Why? ”

Ji Qiao was also polite: "Then why do I still want to compose poems, you have just promised not to care about it anymore, why did Lin Qing Gongzi regret it?" ”

Lin Shi felt that it made sense, it was not good to fight for anything, but she really wanted to hear what good words Ji Qiao could say. So he asked, "How much do you want?" ”

Ji Qiao wanted to make some money, so he stretched out a finger: "A hundred dollars." ”

Lin Shi immediately said angrily: "Just kidding, it's better to grab it." "I thought: My mother gave me less than fifty pocket money for a month.

Ji Qiao said indifferently: "Forget it." ”

Lin Qing wanted to know Ji Qiao's true literary talent, so he said: "Little second brother, don't be so philistine, I don't know your true level." If you fool a poem and make me a hundred dollars, we will suffer a great loss. ”

The people at the next table also wanted to know how Ji Qiao's literary collection was, so they all persuaded: "You compose poems first, if the literary talent is really good, we will also appreciate it." ”

Boss Guo had been worried about Ji Qiao's accident just now, but he didn't expect it to be easily resolved by him like this. Now I am also very curious to know what good poems Ji Qiao can make. So he followed the persuasion:

"Let's do it first, you're not such a caring person, and you don't even need to be paid to do things with me."

I don't pay for my work! The crowd immediately cast contemptuous glances at him.

Boss Guo saw so many eyes looking at him, and with disdain in his eyes, knowing that everyone had misunderstood him, he hurriedly explained: "It's not me who picks, it's he who took the initiative not to pay." ”

Ji Qiao didn't care about this, seeing that everyone asked him to compose poems, he was a little gracious! So I copied someone else's work and changed it casually: "There are beautiful women around me, peerless and independent." One look at the city, and then look at the country. ”

After Ji Qiao finished reading the poem, he deliberately glanced at Lin Shi.

Although Lin Shi wanted to vomit when he saw it, he felt that this poem was too worthy of himself! I didn't pay attention to it.

Everyone else couldn't help but admire it, this poem is really wonderful! It's also aptly described!

Lin Qing couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Childe has such literary talent!" How can you be a small second here? ”

Ji Qiao didn't reply, but stretched out his hand and asked everyone: "Uncles, didn't you say yes just now, there is a reward?" ”

Unexpectedly, everyone turned their heads and concentrated on eating, ignoring him.

Ji Qiao scolded in his heart: Damn, what I said is very good, they are all people who don't give money.

However, Lin Shi suddenly got up and walked over and stretched out his hand to Ji Qiao.

Ji Qiao was overjoyed in her heart, could it be that the beauty was impressed by her own literary talent! Want to hold hands? Immediately reached over as well.

However, Lin Shi just stuffed some copper plates into his hand, and then turned back to his seat. And said: "This is twenty yuan, and I only have more than this amount of pocket money left this month." ”

Ji Qiao was a little disappointed, this girl was talking with her back to herself, but she didn't bother to care. Instead, he continued to stare at Lin Shi's back, and found that the back was also so charming!

Lin Qing couldn't stand it a little, so he said loudly: "I've never seen a shopkeeper like you, I only look at beautiful women and don't look at money." ”

Ji Qiao came back to his senses, immediately collected the money, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "The two of you haven't ordered food yet, what do you want to eat?" ”

Lin Qing shook his head and sighed: "I can only go back to eat, my sister will give you all the money." ”