Chapter Twenty-Three: Good and Vicious Tricks

Jiang Diexi's side went very smoothly, a total of five captains, five deputy captains, all signed the military order, and when it was handed over to the three officers, he also took the military order and the letter he filled out to Bo Lingjun and went through it, and the wording was very precise.

Since then, the same team has carried out the mission, but the personnel allocation has been adjusted.

It's really hard for the two brothers Qingye and Chu Feng, who were originally the backbone of the team, but now they are being squeezed out by all the staff and left in the corner to act as air.

Bo Ling can't manage so much, the bureau has been set up, and the set has been hung on the neck of the prey, he and Jiang Diexi only need to wait quietly for the opportunity now......

He didn't mention the honorary certificate to the emperor's father, because a month passed in a blink of an eye, and when the time came, he would have his own plane inspector god to touch the mechanism.

In his spare time, he raced against time to refine qi and practice words - people who have died once especially cherish the second life, he doesn't want to be broken into eight petals in a system bug, although he can finally scare the emperor of the ages, but this is not the way he yearns for death......

In this world, he has a bold plan, which is to live to the end of his life.

Even if he can't die, he will do his best to save the innocent lives who were slaughtered and killed by Li Hangxing.

As soon as you have a purpose in life, it becomes colorful.

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, he finally looked forward to the time he had made with the plane inspector - Bo Lingjun was secretly determined to make a breakthrough in this meeting.

So he had planned it a long time ago, and even poured a large pot of strong tea to refresh himself.

The plane inspector is still the third watch, this time he walked through the window, and the shadow guard outside still did not move, and the two people in charge of the window may be dreaming of spring and autumn.

They wouldn't have thought that disaster had come through the window!

Looking at the only person who knew the ins and outs of himself, Bo Lingjun was very excited.

The great god said that he also went to the human toilet, does this information reflect that there is a human toilet in his living environment?

Be sure to ask today.

Bo Lingjun spoke first: "Great God, are you here?" ”

The plane god seemed to be a little tired, he sat down on the chair and asked without a trace of emotion, "How are you practicing?" ”

"Okay, I have a lot of questions for you!"

The great god sighed softly and gave him a "sure enough" look!

So Bo Lingjun began to show his skills while repeating his doubts.

The great god was able to explain patiently at first, but after he made a mistake upside down, he couldn't hold the fire a little.

"Didn't Lao Tzu tell you about this paragraph, what were you thinking when Lao Tzu was talking?"

"I'm sorry God, I didn't hear clearly!"

"Do you have donkey hair stuffed in your ears?"

“……”

However, no matter how the god scolded, Bo Ling was full of smiles, apologized again and again, and put on a dignified posture of hard work, which made people full of anger and nowhere to vent.

In the blink of an eye, after talking for more than half an hour, the great god almost turned over and dictated the content of the last time five times, and Bo Lingjun barely went through the program.

Looking at his intermittent movements, the great god almost turned over with a mouthful of old blood.

Why did the omnipotent system choose such an idiot to cross, and TM dress as such an important plot NPC?

The great god thought pessimistically: This TM is a pit, and Lao Tzu will not be able to live in peace in the future!

Jinnima on fire!

Thinking of this, he only felt that his throat was burning, and his whole body was hot and sweating.

Bo Lingjun saw the opportunity and immediately handed over a cup of hot tea......

The great god glared at him, and he didn't bother to be angry with him.

Just lift the corner of the mask, expose your mouth and grunt tea.

After one cup is drunk, the second cup is immediately followed in front of you.

The great god sighed helplessly: Look at this kid's cleverness, why is his IQ out of sync with his EQ?

He was so thirsty that he poured a second cup down......

Bo Lingjun hurriedly handed over the third cup.

The great god quenched his thirst a little, and tasted it slowly - this tea is a bit bitter, and it has a unique taste.

Before he could figure it out, Bo Lingjun threw out a long list of questions to ask, and he almost roared in anger.

After talking about half a pillar of incense kung fu, the great god suddenly felt a cramping pain in his abdomen, and then urgently wanted to go to the toilet.

He stared at his student with an IQ of seventy-six with wide eyes, and suddenly his heart fluttered.

"You drugged Lao Tzu?"

Bo Lingjun pursed his lips and looked innocent: "No, what's wrong with you, great god, do you want to call the imperial doctor?" ”

The great god grabbed the empty teacup and sniffed it, and smashed it in a fit of rage - it actually used both Fan Yuan and Croton - so vicious!

Anger is anger, but the physical urgency can no longer support it!

Bo Lingjun said with hypocritical concern on his face: "Great God, what's wrong with you, is your stomach uncomfortable, do you want to drink some hot water?" ”

The great god spoke, and turned to walk out, but before he could move two steps, he stopped.

"Where's the toilet?"

Bo Lingjun pointed to it - the toilets in the palace are arranged indoors, there are splendid toilets inside, and there are palace people to serve them, the butt wiping paper is made of silk, and the incense in the incense burner is particularly refreshing......

However, since Bo Lingjun came, the palace people who were waiting were sent away by him.

As a modern person, without a private space, it is difficult for him to take a good time.

I don't know what kind of mood the original version was in, and let the protagonist pour and pee on himself every day!

After the great god moved into the screen step by step, and was just about to untie his trouser belt, he saw His Royal Highness the Crown Prince follow up, holding two handfuls of silk in his hands, and his face was full of the courtesy of wanting to serve him to wipe his buttocks.

Grass –

Is it tolerable or unbearable-

The great god was furious: "Get out - or Lao Tzu will beat you!" ”

The prince's face was not afraid, and his smile did not decrease in the slightest: "Great God, don't be angry, I just want to ask you a few questions - what is your name, where does your family live, how old are you this year, how many people are in the family, and what tasks have been assigned to you from above?" ”

MLGB!

The great god was so suffocated that his face turned purple, he really wanted to go up and beat this kid violently, but his physical condition did not allow it.

After weighing the pros and cons for a short time, the great god calmed down and picked up three questions to answer: "My name is Shen Tukang, and I live in Fengyi Palace now, and I will correct the deviation you have caused to prevent the trajectory of history from changing!" ”

Bo Lingjun wondered: "You live in Fengyi Palace-isn't that my hot mother's palace-aren't you ......?"

He quickly glanced at the great god and said embarrassedly: "It's okay, great god, this is not a problem, this is all caused by the evil feudal society......"

The great god understood his suspicions, his face was red with anger, and he couldn't wait to take off his pants immediately to show his ...... However, he held back, because his physical condition really did not allow it.

In the end, he said weakly: "I'm not...... Hurry up, I can't hold it back! ”

Bo Lingjun made a few consecutive sounds, and walked out slowly, still not giving up, wanting to see what was going on.

"Can the great god show me your honor?"

However, the great god waved his fist and endured it until he was completely out of the way......