Chapter 14 Funny Than Ran Min
But Ran Min still didn't believe it, because he thought it would be too fast, he was just a horseman now, if he was made a general, would others be unconvinced? "Really? Can you really make me a general? I want to be the kind of general who goes into battle and kills the enemy! Ran Min rubbed his hands and looked at Liu Hua, just like a man who has been single for thirty years sees a beautiful woman in his early twenties...... That's really horrible.
Liu Hua now felt that Ran Min was not a normal person, and he said cowardly: "As long as you can kill the enemy for this king, this king can satisfy you!" Liu Hua wanted to escape from here as soon as possible, because his thin arms and legs couldn't prevent this big man at all.
Just listening to the sound of "swish", Ran Min jumped over and hugged Liu Hua directly. Ran Min laughed, and at the same time he spat at Xingzi and said wildly: "Lord, you are so polite, I really like you so much, do you want to come and kiss us, let us make love?" ”
Liu Hua was almost scared to death when he heard this, his spitting star is so stinky, he can't die if he kisses it!
At this time, Liu Hua thought of a person, that is Gao Sheng, Gao Sheng is still in the prison cell, and he can get a summon value for killing martial artists, so he Liu Hua knows a truth, that is, if you don't use it, you will be killed by me! Since Gao Sheng dared to catch himself before, then don't blame me for being unkind!
Seeing that Liu Hua was about to be kissed by Ran Min, he had an idea and shouted: "General Ran Min! This king has one thing for you to do! At this time, Ran Min's mouth and Liu Hua's face were less than a few centimeters apart
Ran Min really stopped after hearing this, "What's the matter, lord?" You say! I'm sure it's done! Ran Min thought to himself, this is the first time that the lord has given him a task! He must finish the beauty! There must be no moths!
At this time, Ran Min's big lips have been spraying wildly in Liu Hua's ears, this Ran Min is really too affectionate! But he didn't want Liu Hua to have bad breath......
Liu Hua felt that he was about to be killed by him, "You let go first!" Let go first, I'm running out of breath! Liu Hua kept holding his breath and didn't dare to inhale because it was so smelly......
At this time, Ran Min realized his rudeness, and said with a smile: "That, I'm sorry, my lord, I'm excited when I'm happy, and I want to give others a gentle hug when I'm excited, this is my most respectful etiquette, you won't dislike me!" ”
Liu Hua thought to himself, Brother Ran! Uncle Ran! How dare I dislike you? I'm still waiting for you to help me beat Li Yuanba!
"No, no, how could General Ran think that? It's brothers who fight together! Liu Hua's face turned black after saying this, don't you dislike anything? I was disgusted to death, but I didn't dare to say it, and I didn't dare to ask......
Ran Min heard that the lord actually took such a fancy to him, and he actually wanted to be a brother with him? Wouldn't that be able to become a prince himself? "Then what does the lord want me to do? I'll go! Ran Min patted his chest and reassured.
Liu Hua looked at Ran Min's resolute eyes, and he thought to himself, General Ran, you are really too face-saving, "Is it okay for this king to let you kill someone?" Liu Hua looked at Ran Min's eyes and lit up! This is the god of war, a cow, who sees that his eyes don't shine?
Ran Min looked at Liu Hua's gaze and was so frightened that it was a spirit! Is the lord good at this? I know I'm the most handsome boy in the village, but I don't want to find a man!
So Ran Min said shyly: "Lord! I don't like men! I'm a normal man! ”
This sentence made Liu Hua stunned, as if Liu Hua likes men! Can Liu Hua endure this? I can't bear it!
"Ran Min! Listen to this king! I'm Liu Hua! Gender: Male! Love-loving women! The inclination is normal! Where do you want to go? ”
When Ran Min heard Liu Hua say this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Huh~ Thank you, lord, you really scared me to death just now!" ”
Liu Hua listened, his face was full of black lines, what? Labor and management, this handsome guy? You're not happy yet? I don't like you yet! Hum! Bah! When have I ever liked a man!
This suddenly reminded Liu Hua of the scene when he went to college, and when he first entered college, he told himself: "I must find the most beautiful girl in this school to be my girlfriend!" ”
Then after half a year, he didn't find a girlfriend, and he told himself: "Alas, in fact, it doesn't matter if it's beautiful or not, it's just a girl!" ”
Then after another half a year, Liu Hua still didn't find his girlfriend, and he told himself again: "I think which brother in our dormitory has a great appetite for me!" ”……
Liu Hua hurriedly disrupted his thoughts, it was terrible, it was really terrible, he was Liu Hua, how could he have such thoughts! What's more, the other party is still a big man?
Getting back to the point, Liu Hua was no longer crooked, he told Ran Min, "General Ran, you go and help me go to the cell to kill Gao Sheng, this king almost died in his hands at the beginning, and this king is not without tolerance, but he has never surrendered, if you let him go, I'm afraid there will be some chaos!" So, you get the idea? At this time, a trace of murderous intent flashed in Liu Hua's eyes!
How could Ran Min not understand, isn't it just murder? "Don't worry, my lord, I'll leave it to Lao Ran! Hahaha, I like to kill people the most! Ran Min thought to himself, I can finally kill people, I like to kill people so much, I feel like I was a machete in my last life! Now I'm a little drifting......
Liu Hua told Ran Min where Gao Sheng's cell was, and Ran Min walked with the steps that his six relatives did not recognize.
But Ran Min was reluctant to kill Gao Sheng after seeing him...... Because of Gao Sheng at this time, his eyes are blurred, and he looks like he wants to commit suicide! I was also gagged with a stinky sock, and the socks could smell hundreds of meters away, let alone stuff them in my mouth.
Ran Min is a very strong person, he thought to himself? Whose socks are these? Why does it stink? He always thought that his front socks were the most smelly in the world, but he didn't expect to meet his opponent now! He wants to compare with others whose socks stink more. So he walked up to Gao Sheng and took out the stinky socks from Gao Sheng's mouth.
Gao Sheng was almost moved to tears. He's really going to die of this sock these days, because he spends all the time except eating with this sock in his mouth...... He couldn't cry and said: "Thank you hero, thank you hero, if there is anything in the future, I will definitely go to the sword mountain and the sea of fire!" "He looks like Ran Min now, and thinks that Ran Min is like God who sees him pitiful and comes to save him!
Ran Min said with a smile: "Actually, you don't need to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire!" I just want you to do me a little favor! I wonder if you'd like to? ”
Gao Sheng didn't even think about it, he patted his chest directly and promised, "I'm sure I can finish it," he thought to himself, what could be more painful than stuffing stinky socks in his mouth?
Ran Min looked at Gong Du really pleasing to the eye, he was willing to do it for himself before he knew anything, there are not many such people! "Brother, you are so open, thank you brother, if you help me, I will let you out!" Ran Min looked at Gao Sheng so happily, and he also said a word happily!
Gao Sheng was about to die of emotion when he heard it! Because he wanted to go out in his dreams, and then tell General Zhang Bao about the things here, and then he was afraid that you would bring troops to arrest Liu Hua! Because if he doesn't breathe out, he will be suffocated to death by himself!
Liu Hua has been eavesdropping in the back, and when he heard that Ran Min was going to release Gao Sheng! Is that worth it? I want to scold directly, but when I think about my little arms and legs, just put up with him this time and continue to eavesdrop!
I saw that Ran Min slowly raised his feet and slowly took off his shoes.
Gao Sheng can't understand it, Liu Hua can't understand it either, why did Ran Min take off his shoes?
Just when Gao Sheng and Liu Hua couldn't understand, Ran Min acted, he quickly took off his socks and stuffed them into Gao Sheng's mouth,
Gao Sheng's eyes were red from smoke,
As soon as Ran Min stuffed the socks into Gao Sheng's mouth, he asked him, "How is it?" Hahaha, I'll just ask you, which of our socks stinks? Hahaha, isn't it my stink? I've never lost than stink! Ran Min shouted as if he were the number one in the world......
Liu Hua couldn't help but laugh when he heard Ran Min's words. This tease is really good at playing.
Gao Sheng was also confused, you took off the socks in my mouth and put them together to change them to a pair of more smelly socks? Suddenly, his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness......
"Ding, congratulations to Ran Min for successfully killing Gao Sheng, the host has gained 50 summon points, and the host now has a summon value of 80 points."
Liu Hua was stunned, a generation of famous generals was promoted, and he was actually killed by a pair of stinky socks...... Do you want to be so scary? Do you want to be so six?
At this time, Ran Min watched Gao Sheng faint, and then became anxious.
"Brother? What's wrong with you? I haven't asked you yet, which of us has more smelly socks? Why did you faint? Ran Min shook his ascension dissatisfiedly.
Then Ran Min found that Gao Sheng's body was slowly hardening and slowly getting cold......
Ran Min put his finger in front of Gao Sheng's nose, and Ran Min found Gao Sheng dead......
Ran Min was very sad, because Gao Sheng hadn't said whose socks were more smelly, why did he die?
He reluctantly said, "Brother! Don't die yet! Tell me first, whose socks stink more and you're going to die? Please, brother, don't die yet, okay? ”
Seeing Ran Min's true feelings, Liu Hua couldn't bear to stop him: "Don't cry, you won, because Gong Du's socks didn't stink him to death, and your socks stinked him to death!" In fact, Liu Hua was about to be stunned by the smell. Because it's so smelly!
Ran Min thought about it carefully, oh? Right? I stinked him to death, I must have won? Then he laughed. Happy like a child, he excitedly took back the socks from Gao Sheng's mouth and put them on his feet.
Liu Hua looked at this scene, and the black lines on his face could cover his face! This comic is like this!
Then Liu Hua took Ran Min out of the cell!