Text Chapter Ninety-Four: The Lion Roars in Hedong
Chapter Ninety-Four: The Lion's Roar in Hedong () Asks for Collection
Nervous all the way, more than when Xiaoqin went down the mountain, after all, he was the party who solved the problem, although he originally wanted to use this method to get out, but the words of Sai Xishi at the gate of the village made Shi Bin a little moved.
After all, he didn't understand and tell Xiaoqin his attitude towards this matter, and this method was proposed by Sai Zilong, and he just wanted to keep his word. Thinking of this, Shi Bin couldn't help but hope that he could really marry this Sai Xishi.
Shi Bin is not afraid of Jia Rudao but afraid of Jia Ling, after all, his status today is inseparable from her virtuous wife, so she must nod Shi Bin to have a clear conscience.
It is estimated that he will be able to return to Xiangtan City safely in less than two days, and even if Jia Ling is angry, he can agree not to exterminate Sai Zilong and his gang, but it is difficult to agree that he will accept such a ninth-rate woman as a flat wife because of these few words. This is a great insult to the Jia family.
I was at a loss to think about it, and I didn't come up with a way to let Jia Ling accept Sai Xi Shi until I arrived in Xiangtan City.
entered the city in such a daze, and he didn't even notice that a few of his soldiers saluted him, and his mind was full of how to get fat without breaking his word and not making Jia Ling feel sour.
As a modern young man who has watched countless TV series, he is most impressed by singing double reeds and setting sets, although he has never done it a few times, but it seems that this is the only way to get through the trick.
So Shi Bin immediately went into the alley behind the county office, and asked the subordinates he met on the road to bring Wang San over, only saying that there was something important to discuss.
In less than half a pillar of incense, Wang San walked over with a smile, looking a little gloating and a little envious.
"The eldest brother's ability, the younger brother is really envious, that is, after being robbed, not only can he come back so easily, but also kidnap the sister of the bandit leader, why am I not so lucky? It's really more popular than people. β
Of course, he understood the meaning of Wang San's sour words, and Shi Bin immediately reprimanded: "You go and try to sit in a dungeon, try the taste of life in the hands of others!" I don't want to get a wife like this. What's more, the one in the family is the Hedong lion, and this is also a tigress, if I really marry me, I will have to live at least ten years less! Brother, can you hurry up and help me find a way to help me push this marriage but not be untrustworthy? β
Wang San, who is also a man, didn't know the twists and turns in Shi Bin's stomach, and from Xiaoqin's words, he learned that the female bandit leader was indeed a heroine. What man doesn't love beautiful women, let alone this kind of extremely attractive woman, the words in Shi Bin's mouth are pure nonsense.
He is just hiding his true thoughts, waiting for himself to take the initiative to help him, and when the time comes, Jia Ling will not be all counted on his Shi Bin if he wants to settle the account, and he will also have to bear part of his anger.
"Yes, it's too troublesome, big brother, it's better to ignore the female bandit leader. First, it wasn't you who proposed to get married, second, your wife didn't agree, and third, your father-in-law, Lord Jia, wouldn't have tried his best to find you if he knew about it. If they say that you don't believe in your words, you won't be afraid, but it's a big deal to use your sister-in-law as a shield at that time. Wang San also said these words with a look of wholeheartedly thinking about Shi Bin.
originally thought that Wang San would help him come up with ideas, but he didn't expect this guy to be more slippery than a loach, and today he actually played a slippery head, so angry that Shi Bin is seven tricks are smoking, but there is no way,
Seeing that Shi Bin was angry, Wang San also knew that the joke was almost the same, so he grinned and said: "I said that my eldest brother, if you like that female bandit, just say it directly, why hide it so much in front of your brother?" Are the brothers fools? If she didn't like you, you wouldn't have come back in this way, and if you didn't like her, you wouldn't have hid in this alley to talk to me, but you just didn't know how to marry her. β
"Nonsense! My two guards are still being held captive on the mountain! β
Since Shi Bin still didn't let go, Wang Sanren said that there was no way and couldn't help. Seeing that Wang San saw through his thoughts, Shi Bin didn't bother to pretend to be forced anymore, and admitted that he liked Nasai Xishi, but he really didn't know how to let her enter the door and how to let the two tigresses coexist peacefully.
"It's really not easy, unless Jia Ling feels that Nasai Shih Tzu is of great use to you and loves you very much, this matter will never be possible." Wang San really frowned this time, indicating that things were difficult.
The two brothers conspired in this alley for a long time, and felt that there was no other way to make Jia Ling accept Sai Xi Shi except to play a good show of beauty and saving heroes.
In the blink of an eye, it was time for dinner, Shi Bin knew that it had been an hour and a half since he returned to the city, and Jia Ling should have known the news a long time ago, if he didn't go back, it would be difficult to explain.
No need for others to say anything, he is a nerd, and he knows that he has a ghost in Shi Bin's heart. So I have to hurry home, I can only think about anything else after tonight, and I have to coax my tigress well.
Before he entered the door, he saw Xiaoqin leaning against the wall, as if he was waiting for him, usually Xiaoqin followed Jia Ling, and rarely stood at the door. The ancient custom is that female dependents can't go out easily, especially the ladies, even their girls can't go out often. If you have to go out, you have to go back quickly, and it is very inappropriate to stand there and wait for people like this.
As soon as she saw Shi Bin coming back, Xiaoqin immediately ran over and said anxiously: "Uncle, uncle, be careful, now the eldest lady is angry." From that day I knew that the bandits wanted to marry you, the eldest lady had already smashed five jewelry boxes and broken seven golden hairpins. β
Xiaoqin's appearance Shi Bin knew that she was repaying her kindness, and Shi Bin also signaled that she didn't have to worry, she could feel Jia Ling's pulse and wouldn't let her hurt herself.
Xiaoqin, who was full of anxiety, saw that Shi Bin was so confident, and then thought that although the couple was noisy every time Jia Ling was noisy and Shi Bin gave in, it actually ended with Shi Bin's victory, and Xiaoqin was no longer worried, so she went back with Shi Bin.
In front of the couple's bedroom, Shi Bin pushed the door in but found that it was empty, including Jia Ling's dresser, bedding, and wardrobe were all gone, and a line of ink was written on the wall - "Shi Bin is a negative man". looked back at Xiaoqin, but saw that she bowed her head and was speechless, probably because it was not easy to say this.
"Uncle, uh, Miss has returned to your boudoir before you got married. And then she asked me to bring dinner to her room. Xiaoqin finished his words with difficulty, and before Shi Bin could react, he turned around and ran away.
His wife is a donkey, she must not be able to talk about any big truths, and she has to save the country, so when he was eating, Shi Bin thought of a countermeasure.
The first thing is to think clearly about when to enter the door and what to use as a stepping stone.
It is definitely inappropriate to enter the door just after eating, and it is when people feel tired at this time that they lose their temper easily. Therefore, to go in at this time is to find scolding. It should be an hour after the meal, and when the digestion is completed, and the biological clock is up to rest, at this time, the person is really sleepy, and it is difficult to lose his temper.
It is difficult to find what to use as a stepping stone, and the heat must be grasped well. It is necessary to make her feel that she thinks about her all the time but not to act too much, to say good things but not to be flattering.
Guilty of petitioning? It is not suitable, a man has gold under his knees, it is not to be so.
Run outside her boudoir and get a canvas to hang on a bamboo pole with the words "Wife, I was wrong"? It doesn't seem to be suitable, he is already an official, and he is not suitable for this kind of little fresh meat to chase girls.
Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration, and remembered that Jia Ling asked Xiaoqin to bring food into her boudoir, why didn't she ask Xiaoqin to help open the door and bring the food in by herself?
After thinking about it repeatedly, this method is the most reliable, the most sincere, and the most suitable for reconciliation between husband and wife. So he immediately called Xiaoqin to ask her for help. Thinking of Shi Bin's maintenance of herself in the cottage, Xiaoqin naturally agreed, and she would be willing to let her apologize instead of Shi Bin.
After gobbling up dinner, Shi Bin went to Jia Ling's boudoir with Xiaoqin with the food box. Before he reached the door, he heard Jia Ling's cursing and slapping on the table.
tiptoed to the door, put the food box on the ground, and even squatted down for fear of leaking the horse's feet, and then signaled Xiaoqin to open Jia Ling's boudoir door.
As soon as she heard that Xiaoqin was outside the door, Jia Ling immediately came to open the door, although she knew that Shi Bin was probably not far from the door, but her stomach was already grumbling with hunger, and she couldn't care about it so much, so it was a big deal to take the food box and drive the two of them out.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the door opened, Shi Bin rolled in from her feet, and quickly brought in the food box placed by the door.
I thought that I would argue at the door somewhat, but I didn't expect Shi Bin to enter the door in such a scoundrel way, Jia Ling was really angry and had nowhere to go, so she could only look at Xiaoqin in front of her fiercely and said, "I'll settle accounts with you traitor later!" β
With that, he closed the door and sat down on the stool by the dresser. thought that Jia Ling would stand up with her ears like the tigress he thought, but found that she was just sitting there angrily ignoring herself.
Ben was a little puzzled, but after thinking about it, she understood that she was the best girl who had read the "Daughter Sutra", and she would definitely not be as uneducated as those village women, even if she cursed, she would have a degree.
"I said Shixian Order, you are not bad. I really admire that I can bring back a wife when I go out and be robbed. Looks like he's disgusted with me, right? β
These words scared Shi Bin a lot, it was easy to play a little temper, and he actually said that the Venerable Master was old, which is a big situation. I could only sigh and say: "My good lady, I believe that the little minion has already made his words clear, it was not the idea I put forward at all, it was the bandit leader who said itγγγγγγ β
Before the words were finished, Jia Ling came to a sentence - you won't refuse.
knew that Jia Ling was angry, and at the same time, it was the best opportunity for her to stop being angry. I wanted to say that I was afraid that Jia Ling would be sad so I didn't dare to die, but this was a suspicion of being flamboyant, so I was really a little scared at that time but I was unwilling to die like this, because the Yuan people were not driven out of China.
Jia Ling was obviously still very angry after hearing this, but she turned her head to the side and stopped looking at Shi Bin, which implied that she also accepted Shi Bin's excuse for causing this situation because of the country's righteousness.
So he immediately hit the railroad while it was hot: "If Madame thinks that I have not been a good husband, then I will go back to the bandit's nest and break the contract, how about waiting for Madame to lead the troops to rescue?" β
After speaking, Shi Bin really turned around and walked out the door, walking along the corridor towards the gate. Of course, knowing that Shi Bin was acting, Jia Ling naturally wouldn't be on the set, just watching in the boudoir.
When Shi Bin went out and completely disappeared from her sight, she was really a little worried, so she sent another slave who came with her to marry Shi Bin to find out what tricks he was playing.
About an hour later, Jia Ling was already like an ant on a hot pot, afraid that Shi Bin would be stupid and break the contract. The servant suddenly pushed the door in, and said in a panic: "Miss is not good, my uncle has really gone out of the city and gone up the mountain!" Don't be angry with him, if something happens to him, you'll be a γγγγγγγγ β
These words reached Jia Ling's ears, and she scolded again, but this time she was scolding Shi Bin for his stupidity. After going out, he immediately flew out of the city, but within five miles, he saw Shi Bin standing there waiting for her on the official road.
Knowing the plan, Jia Ling immediately planned to go back to the city, and Shi Bin's words came from her ears: "Xiaoling, you must care about your husband, if Madame's anger has not subsided, I will not return to the house tonight, if Madame is still very angry, I will not return to the city, and when Madame is angry, I will return to the house, what do you think?" β
Locking her husband out of the door and not allowing him to come home is what a shrew does, which is very inconsistent with Jia Ling's identity as a lady. Hearing Shi Bin's words that could be regarded as soft admitting her mistakes, her anger disappeared a little.
said coldly: "The legs are on you, whatever you want!" After saying that, he rode back to the city.
Seeing that the roar of the lion in Hedong had ended, Shi Bin was temporarily relieved, but he was still worried about getting married.