Wang Qiang, who just turned 18 this year, graduated from high school last year and was not admitted to university, and has now been at home for a year. His parents hoped that he would study hard and take the exam again once a year, but Wang Qiang was already disgusted with learning in his heart, and he couldn't learn at all. Wang Qiang originally wanted to go out and find a job, but in addition to that useless book knowledge, he was not good at anything, touched the wall a few times, and became discouraged, idle all day long, after his parents went to work during the day, he either went to the Internet café to play games for a while, surfed the Internet, or found a billiard hall or video hall to pass the time, and after eating at night, he hid in his room and held the novel and read it for half a night. Although the days are leisurely, the fly in the ointment is that it is too lonely, those partners of the same age are either in school, or have already gone to work, and they have been separated for a long time, and everyone has their own circle of friends, and slowly there is a barrier, and the communication is fading.

Wang Qiang's family lives in a residential community near the Old Summer Palace, and when he has nothing to do, he likes to go to the garden for a walk, where the air is fresh, there are few tourists, and there is no need for tickets, which is a good place to pass the time.

Early in the morning, Wang Qiang came to the garden to wander around, and when he arrived at the site of the Great Water Law, he saw the ruins there, and suddenly remembered the movie "Burning the Old Summer Palace" he watched yesterday afternoon, and couldn't help but make a fire, and complained to himself: "! The Great Qing Kingdom is also too face-saving, so that less than 20,000 devil soldiers can be bullied into this behavior! Such a good garden has also been burned, those eight-nation coalition forces are a fart! If Lao Tzu is replaced, they will definitely be wiped out, and they will all be arrested, cut off the second child one by one, and put them in the palace as eunuchs. No, when the eunuchs are cheap, they should be the miscellaneous servants who serve the eunuchs! He imagined in his mind that a large group of devil soldiers were beaten, scolded and bullied by the eunuchs in the palace, and he felt that it was quite enjoyable, and he couldn't help but laugh evilly. He came to sit down under a big pine tree, and couldn't help but think: "If only he could be emperor, it would be so much!" Eat what you want, play what you want, dare to fart, pull it out and cut it with a knife; It's okay to go to the street, take a fancy to a beautiful girl, and give an order, and the two eunuchs will wrap her in the quilt and send her to the bed at night, hehe. By the way, if he becomes the emperor, he will marry Wang Lihong, the school flower in the third class, and make a concubine first, what? Want to be a queen? It depends on your future performance, haven't you always liked the big black guy on the school basketball team, okay! I will send my maid's hair to Heilongjiang to be a slave with the armor-clad people, and I will never be allowed to enter Beijing! By the way, I have to have a whole army, this emperor and I will drive the expedition in person, first destroy Ya Xiao Japan, Lao Maozi or something, and save yourself from calling China in the future! Of course, you have to catch hundreds of beautiful girls from them, keep the most beautiful ones, and the rest, reward yourself with the buddies, didn't the little mistress next door just let your girlfriend dump it,, don't be sad, reward you Japanese girl, let you open the foreign meat, and ensure that the beautiful your nose is coming out, this time I know that the buddies are righteous! Hey. He daydreamed with straight eyes, and fell asleep leaning on the tree in a daze, and in the haze, he only heard an old voice in the air say to him: "Boy, you think the emperor is so good, if you really want to be, the old man will fulfill you." ”

"Who doesn't want to be an emperor! But China has long been without an emperor, am I a fart, am I the emperor of Japan? Or be the Queen of England? Wang Qiang replied with a stunned dissatisfaction.

"How about I make you the emperor of China?" The voice said.

"Cut! Who are you? Let whoever you want to be the emperor? Bragging rights, you're right! Wang Qiang replied disdainfully.

"Duh! What an arrogant boy, he dares to be disrespectful to God, I wanted you to be a Tang Sect and Song Ancestor, and fulfill your dream of being an emperor. Just wait and see! The voice said angrily.

"Oh my God? Are you God!? You stand in front of me and let me see. Wang Qiang didn't believe it.

Wang Qiang fell asleep deeply, and suddenly felt someone pull his shoulder, and a hoarse voice called in his ear: "Xiao Duozi, it's time to get up and work." Wang Qiangzheng dreamed that Wang Lihong in the third class was courteous to himself in order to become the queen, how to wake up, he waved his hand in a daze, and said: "Don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while." ”

"Hey! Little king and eight lambs, do you think you are a prince and nobleman? Don't get up and work yet! The voice scolded. Wang Qiang only felt a burst of pain like his ears were torn, he opened his eyes violently with a sigh, and the scene in front of him made Wang Qiang stunned.

Wang Qiang found himself in a low house, the light was very dim, the room exuded a choking sour smell and musty smell, he was lying on a large earthen kang, wearing a set of gray cloth robes, an old man standing in front of his head, staring at himself fiercely, one hand still twisting his ear vigorously. The old man's face was wrinkled like walnut skin, and the brocade robe he was wearing was clearly the color of the eunuchs in the palace played on TV. This behavior made Wang Qiang forget the pain for a while, he clearly remembered that he was under a big tree in the Old Summer Palace, how did he get here?

Wang Qiang rubbed his eyes in confusion, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to be talking to an old man in his dream, and the other party claimed to be God, first what did he say to make himself the emperor, and then he made a disrespectful speech, he got angry, and said that he wanted to make himself suffer or something, is this suffering just to make himself a little eunuch? Just because he offended him by his words, he punished himself like this, this god is too ruthless! Wang Qiang was wandering around these thoughts in his mind, and he couldn't help blurting out scolding: "God, you are ruthless!" ”

"Hey! It's back to you! Dare to scold me, I think you are tired and crooked! The old eunuch's hoarse voice screamed angrily, grabbed Wang Qiang's chest and lifted it up, and it was a leaky slap, Wang Qiang was beaten dizzy, fell on the kang, and had 5 finger prints on his face, the old eunuch did not give up, picked up a top door stick, and hit Wang Qiang without a head or face, Wang Qiang held his head with both hands, rolled and dodged on the kang, and screamed in his mouth. At this time, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old little eunuch came in from outside the door, stepped forward and grabbed the old eunuch's arm, half-knelt and pleaded: "Father-in-law Gao, you are angry, you are angry, Xiao Duozi has just entered the palace, he doesn't know the rules, don't be like him, his life is nothing, if you are angry, it is not worth it." I'll teach him a good lesson for you, and ask him to kowtow to you and admit your mistakes, we are small, and we will have to rely on you to take care of it in the future. ”

The old eunuch who said something to the little eunuch was angry, he put the stick on the ground hard, pointed at Wang Qiang and snorted angrily: "Stinky boy, I beat you to let you know that there are rules in this palace, you lowly handyman, everyone in this palace is nobler than you, and it is also my father-in-law and my bodhisattva's heart, just teach you a lesson, if you are in another room, just rush this, you can cramp and peel you." After speaking, the old eunuch said to the little eunuch again: "Xiaoshanzi, this little manzi will be handed over to you for discipline, you take him to work first, and by the way, tell him the rules, listen carefully, do you hear!" ”

"Hey, hey, Grandpa Gao, don't worry, you can't make a mistake." Xiao Shanzi nodded and sent Gao Gonggong out of the room.

Wang Qiang listened to the conversation between Xiaoshanzi and Gao Gonggong very well, and the stinky beating also made him completely sober up, he seemed to have returned to ancient times, and now he is called Xiao Duozi, he is a eunuch, he has just entered the palace, and he is still the lowest handyman. "How the hell did I become a eunuch, what did I do in my last life that lacked morality! Oh my God! Wang Qiang came from a burst of sadness, pouting his ass and lying on the kang and crying out, the little mountain saw that he was crying pitifully, and comforted him beside him: "Okay, Xiao Duozi, it is planned to be beaten here lightly, Gao Gonggong is kind-hearted, and it will be over after the fight, if you are in another room, send you to the Shen Xing Division, forty spine battles, if you don't die, you have to be crippled, alas!" We are all the same cheap life, no one or no ghost, we will just live. Get up quickly, we have to get to work, and if it's late, we'll be beaten. ”

"No people, no ghosts!" Wang Qiang was excited, and his heart trembled! "Eunuch! Yes! Won't I cut it down there! Thinking of this, Wang Qiang eagerly touched his crotch, and that thing was still there! He was sure in his heart, so he hurriedly jumped up and hurriedly asked Xiaoshanzi, "Where is the toilet?" ”

Xiao Shanzi was startled and asked suspiciously, "What toilet?" ”

Wang Qiang thought for a while, oh, this is back in ancient times, and people at this time don't know what a toilet is, so he hurriedly asked: "Thatched house!" Where's the thatched house? ”

Xiao Shanzi smiled: "What's the matter, this is, I'm stunned, right?" Isn't the thatched house in the middle? As he spoke, he gestured with his hand to a nearby door.

Wang Qiang swooped down from the kang and went straight into the room, Xiao Shanzi looked at his eager appearance, thinking that Wang Qiang was scared to pee his pants, and couldn't help but laugh.

There is actually a room for miscellaneous items, and there is a wooden barrel on the ground, which is where the eunuchs relieve themselves at night, Wang Qiang entered the room, closed the door, lifted his robe, took off his underwear, and carefully touched it under his crotch with his hand first. He was still not at ease, so he bent down vigorously, poked his head down and carefully checked a few back and forth, and did not even find a knife edge, and said in his heart: "I haven't been cut, it seems that this is God's net and let Lao Tzu be a fake eunuch, okay!" Kind enough, buddy enough. I don't know if this thing is good or not, I have to find a chance to try it. He put on his trousers, walked out of the room, and saw Xiao Shanzi standing there looking at him in confusion, thinking that he was still full of beards and tails underneath, as if he had chosen a big bargain, and he was in a good mood for a while, and he couldn't help laughing.