Chapter 58: Long Live My Emperor
It was already dusk when he said goodbye to Liu Shouyou and left Wenxiang Building, and Liu Shouyou had been telling Shen Chongming what to do in the future all afternoon, but almost all what he said was what Shen Chongming had already thought of. But this strengthened Shen Chongming's strategy, that is, to avoid if he can, and to face Xu Jie, Zhang Juzheng, before his strength was insufficient, if nothing had happened.
After sleeping all afternoon, Xiao Pengcheng and Shi Bingzheng also woke up a lot, and the three of them staggered into a carriage that had been waiting for guests in front of Wenxiang Building, and went straight to Guozijian.
"Brother Shen, something is wrong!" Just as Shen Chongming was sleeping on his stomach, Xiao Pengcheng shook him vigorously to wake him up.
"Oh, what's going on, look at your fiery appearance." Shen Chongming's brows furrowed into a pimple and complained, what he hated the most was that someone disturbed his dreams.
"Oh, can you not be in a hurry, the professor just said that the exam is going to be tomorrow!" Xiao Pengcheng's face was bitter, it's over, this time it's really over, it turns out that his grades are okay, at least I still remember the words and sentences in the books, now it's good, since I got mixed up with a genius like Brother Shen, this homework has been pulled down, and this exam is over.
"Isn't it just an exam, what are you afraid of with me?" Shen Chongming said with a nonchalant expression.
Hearing these words in Xiao Pengcheng's ears, it really made him want to cry without tears, and it was precisely because of your brother Shen that he felt terrible.
"Don't talk about these useless things, let's hurry up and discuss with Ah Bing, and see if he can help us then." Xiao Pengcheng said helplessly, it seems that Brother Shen can't count on it.
"Peng Cheng, do you dare to play with me." Shen Chongming sat up straight and said mysteriously.
"Big? What's big? Xiao Pengcheng was seduced by his mysterious appearance, and couldn't help but sit next to him and ask.
Shen Chongming whispered in his ear for a while, and said with a smile: "Is it a good way?" "This ...... This is too risky to put Brother Shen. If the professor doesn't buy it, you and my brother won't be able to eat and walk around. Xiao Pengcheng said with an embarrassed face.
"You have to believe me, this trick will definitely work, think about it, if the professor doesn't approve of such an answer, it will be a great disrespectful crime!" Shen Chongming said seriously.
"That's right, but Brother Shen, isn't it too dirty for us to do this. And the professor is rigorous in his studies, once he commits a bull temper, we still have to die without losing our land. Xiao Pengcheng still didn't dare to try it easily.
"It's okay, let's deal with it, and when the time comes, you can quietly turn over the textbook and copy some, and the rest of those who really don't know will use this sentence, it's a big deal that I'll go to Lord Gao to plead for mercy when the time comes, as long as this matter is not exposed to the public, there is still room for maneuver." Shen Chongming patted his chest and reassured.
"Okay, little brother will take the risk with you." Xiao Pengcheng gritted his teeth and said.
It was the busiest night, and the three of them didn't sleep all night. The experienced Shen Chongming Master Bingzheng boldly guessed the question, and copied all the things that might be tested on a small piece of paper in small letters, this is a life-saving medicine when the exam is taken tomorrow, once everything is correct, then there is no need to take risks easily.
"Ladies and gentlemen, all the questions in today's test are at the top of the answer sheet, and you must answer all these things within half a day. Remember, you can't turn the book and copy it, once you find it, your grades will be invalidated, and you will be kicked out of the country's prison! The professor said murderously, his sharp eyes like a general on the battlefield.
"Students understand!" All the students responded in unison, which made the professor very satisfied.
This is a crazy exam, all the students are working hard to write, Shen Chongming and Xiao Pengcheng hidden the small note in the sleeve is also elusive, with years of experience, although the professor is holding a ring ruler back and forth, he did not notice the slightest sign.
Xiao Pengcheng's face was full of excitement, and for the first time, he found that Shi Bing was so cute, this guy actually guessed nearly half of the knowledge points of the exam correctly, and with this half as a guide, he was also thinking like a spring, some knowledge points jumped into his mind, and he could do most of the test questions!
Xiao Pengcheng has some basic skills. But Shen Chongming was much worse than him, not only did he not reach the point where his thoughts were gushing, but even the answer to that question was vague, which was really sad.
This doesn't count, maybe it's because it's been a habit to sleep in class for a long time, and it doesn't take long for me to feel sleepy, and my eyelids start to fight.
"Whew... Whew..."Shen Chongming finally failed to hold on, and fell asleep on the test paper. Such a thing naturally can't escape the professor's eyes that are checking the progress of the disciples' exams, and he frowned and couldn't help but shake his head, the vertical son can't be taught!
"Bell, bell, bell......" The long-lost bell rang, and all the students were full of joy, and there were many who were depressed.
"Alright, let's hand in the papers." The professor said majestically, but his eyes were always fixed on Shen Chongming, this kid hadn't seen him use a pen since the beginning of the exam, see what tricks he can play at this last moment!
"Brother Shen, hand in the papers." Xiao Pengcheng raised his foot and kicked Shen Chongming. "Ah, so fast!" Shen Chongming was taken aback, looking at the trace of saliva on the white and pure test paper, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, could it be that he was really going to make a killing move?
Seeing that everyone got up one after another to hand in the papers, Shen Chongming was ruthless, and wrote with a pen and a pen with a sticky pen: Study hard, go up every day, serve the court, be loyal to the emperor, long live my emperor, long live long live!
"Hmph, you can't teach it." The professor glared at Shen Chongming, who was the last to hand in the papers, and said, grabbed a stack of test papers and turned around and walked away, he had already made up his mind that this time he wanted to give this kid who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth to look good, even if the tall man spoke to defend it, like this kind of person who can only play some clever tricks but does not learn and has no skills, he must be driven out of the pure land of the National Prison.
"Brother Shen, it seems that you can't protect yourself this time." Xiao Pengcheng had been following behind Shen Chongming, and he couldn't help but worry when he saw all the professor's face.
"It's okay, I don't believe he really dares to embarrass me, huh." Shen Chongming said viciously, but this is just the surface, and he is also uneasy in his heart, God knows if the professor is a dead brain, once he loses his temper, he really can't eat and walks away
"Shen Chongming, hmph, the old man wants to see what you have done." The professor, who returned to his study, sneered and took out Shen Chongming's test paper, and immediately turned crooked and slanted when he saw it!
"This, what is this!" The professor almost roared, a full test paper was covered by all his twenty-five big characters, this guy is really bad.
After a few breaths, the professor gritted his teeth and picked up the pen to draw a big cross on it, but before the tip of the pen could touch the rolling paper, he hesitated again.
The lethality of this sentence is too great, and if you don't give you results if you are loyal to the emperor, you are likely to be guilty of bullying the king. But it really doesn't make sense to give him grades.
"Mean, shameless, nasty, asshole, fuck!" Just five words have become a stain on the life of the professor, and the scholars pay attention to taboos, and such foul language is contrary to the teachings of the saints.
Stomping his feet, the professor picked up the test paper and went to Gao Gong to ask for a solution, and this difficult task was left to him.
"Your Excellency, take a look." The professor angrily slapped the test paper in front of Gao Gong and said. Gao Gong was stunned, and picked it up curiously, but he couldn't help laughing, "Hehe, this kid." ”
"My lord, are you still smiling? You must punish such a student, otherwise other students will learn from him in the future, and our Guozijian will be chaotic! The professor didn't care about the big or small, and slapped the table angrily.
"Hehe, Professor, who knows about this until now?" Gao Gong put down the test paper and asked with a smile. The professor thought for a while and said, "It should only be known to the three of you, Xiaguan and Shen Chongming. ”
"That's it, Shen Chongming naturally won't spread this matter around, as long as you and I don't say it, how can others know." As he spoke, Gao Gong picked up the pen and read it on the test paper again: Loyalty is commendable, but knowledge is equally important.
"My lord, is this the end of this matter?" The professor said with a look of displeasure. "What if not, don't you think that such words of loyalty deserve to be commended? The usefulness of our country's eunuchs is to cultivate useful talents for the imperial court, and although it is important to learn talents, it is also worth advocating loyalty to the country and the people. Gao Gong said solemnly.
"However, that can't just let him go. Adults don't know, this Shen Chongming is simply a typical person who doesn't learn and doesn't have skills, he sleeps in front of his subordinates in class every day, and the impact of this is extremely bad, you should take care of it. The professor said a little anxiously, Shen Chongming gave such an answer, it was clear that he was challenging his authority, if he was not punished this time, he would not fly to the sky in the future.
"Don't learn and don't know? The professor is too mean, then Shen Chongming was just arrested and almost killed in prison a few days ago for insulting traitors in the DPRK and China, how could such a loyal student not learn and have no skills? And you were also present in the first two debates, and no one in my country's hundreds of students has a better understanding of government affairs. Gao Gong said more and more vigorously, and in the end, he stood up and shouted loudly, you dare to say that you don't know how to learn the people you value, aren't you insulting me Gao Gong has no eyes!