Chapter 66: You're crazy, I'm stupid
While Ji Qiao spoke, he also looked at the royal envoy.
King Qi immediately understood, knowing that Ji Qiao wanted to rectify people again! Last time at the gate of the palace, this kid straightened over Yan'er and Lin Shi in front of him.
Thinking of this, my childlike heart suddenly rose! immediately cooperated: "What Gongzi Qiao said makes sense! This matter must not be leaked at all, and any risky ......"
Lin Shi and Ji Qiao stood side by side in a row, not noticing Ji Qiao's eyes, but seeing that Qi Wang said so seriously, he was a little frightened!
Who knew that King Qi also glanced at Lin Shi as he spoke.
Of course, Ji Qiao also saw it and immediately prepared to run.
But Lin Shi also understood quickly, and kicked him to the ground in anger, but the strength was still slightly controlled. Psychology but airway: I am too stupid! How could this dead Ji Qiao kill himself and kill himself! A false alarm in vain.
After Ji Qiao got up, he complained: "Your Majesty, you are not kind, betray me." ”
King Qi smiled: "You also want them to win once, you can't always tease others." ”
Ji Qiao immediately shouted aggrieved: "Your Majesty, this is wronged!" I've had a good time, but in fact, I became a princess and Lin Shi, and they didn't punch and kick me that time. ”
King Qi waved his hand and said with a smile: "Let's go quickly!" When I met you, I didn't get laughed at that time. ”
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After returning home, Lin Yan hurriedly asked Ji Qiao what the situation was?
Lin Shi hurriedly replied: "This dead Ji Qiao, she doesn't have fart skills, she can only be funny, and then she is lustful." ”
Dongfang Jiao immediately scolded: "You know a fart, Qiao Gongzi is humorous, don't look at him doing things, in fact, everything is under his control!" ”
However, he asked curiously: "Young Master Qiao, how should today's murder be investigated?" ”
Ji Qiao sighed: "How to check!" This prison and the city gate are all controlled, and if I go deep into the prison to investigate the case, most of them will be killed! ”
Lin Shi immediately understood! So he said with contempt: "No wonder you refused to investigate the case, but let the king replace all the city gates and prison guards, it turned out that you were afraid of death." ”
Ji Qiao said: "You are not afraid of death!" I just said that I would kill you, why was I scared half to death? ”
Lin Shi got angry when she thought of this, and wanted to hit Ji Qiao again.
Dongfang Jiao became curious again, and hurriedly urged: "Come and listen." ”
Unexpectedly, Lin Shi rushed to say it again.
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When everyone heard this, they couldn't stop laughing!
Lin Shi said again: "This dead Ji Qiao, the king asked him to solve the case, but he was messing around in the court, so I almost couldn't hold back my laughter!" ”
Lin Qing echoed at this time: "Yes! I almost didn't hold back. ”
Lin Yan said: "Young Master Qiao, every time you see the king, you not only talk nonsense, but also nonsense. Don't worry about the king's blame? I've sweated it for you! ”
Ji Qiao thought it was not easy to answer this directly, so he made an analogy: "It depends on the person, like Miss, I like her psychologically, so no matter how she messes around, I don't care, and I'm very happy." ”
Lin Yan and Dongfang Jiao both nodded, thinking that this analogy was appropriate!
Lin Qingxin said: This is quite true! If the princess hits me, I won't hide!
Lin Shixin said: That's really the case! This damn Ji Qiao scolded me, and I was very happy!
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Xuanwu Houfu.
Xuan is not right, the death of Xuan Neng has always been haunted! So he instigated: "Master Hou, Anbang Houfu has blatantly bullied us, it is better for me to lead someone to kill Ji Qiao, this kid." ”
Xuanwu Hou asked sharply: "Give you a thousand people, can you destroy them?" The last time your brother took 500 men, not only was the whole army destroyed, but he did not hurt the other party in any way. You don't want to think about how scary it is! ”
Xuan inconvenient asked: "Could it be that Master Hou can swallow this breath?" ”
Xuanwu Hou replied calmly: "What if you don't swallow?" You can't fight them with wit, and you can't fight them with martial arts. What's more, the king is still on Ji Qiao's side, and if he touches it hard, it will only be us who will suffer. ”
Xuan Bu was still unwilling: "Why don't I take someone to assassinate Ji Qiao?" ”
Xuanwu Hou thinks that this method is unreliable: "Lin Shi, this girl follows him all day long, how can she assassinate?" It is easy to be found if people go more, and if they go less, they are not their opponents at all. ”
Xuan Bu still insisted: "Ji Qiao, this kid often goes in and out of the city, I lead people to ambush halfway, as long as I seize the opportunity, I can always succeed!" ”
After thinking about it for a while, Xuanwu Hou nodded in agreement: "It's okay, but you must remember that if you are not sure, you must not make a move!" ”
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It is now the beginning of spring, and in a little more than a month, the seeds will be planted.
Ji Qiao wanted to go around the fields and see how the agricultural reform was going.
Lin Shi followed behind his ass again and asked, "Ji Qiao, tell me what you did before?" ”
Ji Qiao replied impatiently: "You have asked hundreds of times, and I have answered hundreds of times, Ji Ling and I used to ask for food to live." ”
"Who are you fooling! If you can be a beggar at your level, everyone will do it. Lin Shi never believed it.
Ji Qiao replied helplessly: "If you don't believe me, I can't help it." ”
Lin Shi suddenly rolled up his sleeves and said fiercely: "If you don't say it again, I will forcibly force a confession!" ”
Ji Qiao's position was very firm: "Even if you take off all my clothes and hang them up, this is still the answer." ”
Lin Shi scolded angrily: "Think beautifully!" You rascal, think about all sorts of nonsense all day long. ”
Ji Qiao said with a hippie smile again: "Anyway, you will marry me sooner or later, thinking about these is also to prepare for the future." ”
Lin Shi immediately scolded: "I see that you slut is itchy and bone!" ”
In fact, in order to find out Ji Qiao's life experience, Lin Shi also secretly asked Ji Ling many times.
But Ji Ling's answer was always the same as Ji Qiao: he used to ask for food and wandered around.
Lin Shi didn't bother to ask her, but pestered Ji Qiao to ask whenever she had the opportunity.
However, he also knew that he couldn't ask a reason, so he changed the topic again: "Then what do you think Xuanwu Hou will do this time?" ”
Ji Qiao shook his head: "It's hard to guess!" ”
Lin Shi asked again: "Didn't you think of countermeasures in advance for everything?" ”
Ji Qiao continued to shake his head: "I'm too lazy to think about it now, so as not to hurt my brain, and after Xuanwu Hou makes a move, we will think of countermeasures." ”
Lin Shi let out an "oh" and didn't ask anymore. Instead, he took Ji Qiao's hand and walked towards the field path.
The air was filled with the scent of seeds, grass and pollen.
Ji Qiao smells so excited! There is an indescribable feeling.
Immediately became full of interest: "Lin Da Beauty, sing a song and listen." ”
"I won't." Lin Shi replied.
Ji Qiao said again: "Then I will read a poem and you listen." ”
"Good! All right! ”
Lin Shi is very excited! Ji Qiao hasn't read poetry for a long time.
Ji Qiao immediately said casually: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in Tian Zhiqiu, my fair lady, gentleman is good......"
How do you know that Lin Shi said with disdain: "This was not written by you, so you changed the poem in "Three Hundred Poems" by two words. ”
(PS: "Three Hundred Poems" is the "Book of Songs", not "Three Hundred Tang Poems", it was called "Three Hundred Poems" at the time, a total of 311 articles (including 6 poems without eyes), and the fixed integer is called "Three Hundred Poems")
"I just tested you, but I didn't expect you to have some culture." Ji Qiao is a little embarrassed! I found out that my poem was copied in the wrong era.
So he said: "Today's inspiration is not good, let's sing a song for you to listen to." ”
"Good!" Lin Shi clapped his hands and said.
Ji Qiao coughed twice, moistened his throat, and immediately sang: You are crazy, I am stupid, beating and scolding Tianwa......
Ji Qiao just remembered the joke on the Internet by the way, and changed it on a whim.
Lin Shi was already laughing!