Chapter 511
In this era when almost everyone advocates Buddhism and Taoism, it seems that the bald donkeys have really offended the little grandfather.
Li Su is not surprised, but any organization or sect, whether it is Buddha or Tao, if it is too strong, there will always be some good and bad people mixed in, of course, this is Li Su's personal saying that he does not help his relatives, Li Su is a mortal, and there are advantages and disadvantages of mortals in doing things.
"The bald donkey cheated you out of your money?" Li Su asked curiously.
Cheng Chumo shook his head: "That's not true, is the master's money so easy to be cheated?" ”
Is it easy? For Li Su, it is not too easy to deceive Cheng Chumo, such as the poems that were sold to him at the beginning...... When I first met Cheng Chumo, Li Su treated him as a big wrongdoer, the kind of money that is stupid.
"With Brother Cheng's wisdom and wisdom, it's really not easy to cheat you out of your money." Li Suzheng said, his expression was very sincere.
Cheng Chumo really showed a wise sneer: "That's natural, the person who can cheat the master of money has not been born yet, and the master will strangle him to death when he is born." ”
This is a bit unobjective, and Li Su is too lazy to talk.
The person who cheated the little grandfather of his money was not only born, but also lived a good life, and there was no premonition of being strangled to death at all.
"Since the bald donkey didn't cheat you out of your money, it's a cheat......" Li Su glanced at him strangely, his eyes were very vulgar, and he went to Cheng Chumo to greet him three ways, and then patted him on the shoulder: "...... Did the bald donkey give you light? ”
"What's the light?" Cheng Chumo didn't understand it too much, but fortunately he didn't understand, otherwise Li Su would have become the first Hou Ye in the history of the Tang Dynasty to be strangled to death because of his cheap mouth.
"What the hell is going on?"
Cheng Chumo was full of anger: "That day, the second child of the Fang family called me and the third child of the Duan family and a few people to go out of the city to play, and swam to the Huichang Temple outside the city, and the second brother said that he wanted to enter the temple to burn incense. As soon as we entered the temple gate, we were stopped by a few bald donkeys, saying that there were senior monks opening the altar to preach the scriptures, and the temple only allowed monks to hear the Tao, and did not leave lay guests to worship the Buddha......"
"Although a few of us were born in the powerful, we were also raised by our parents and masters since we were children. If you don't leave a layman, you won't stay, but everyone climbed half of the mountain and worked hard to come to the temple gate, go in and kowtow to the Bodhisattva's golden body and leave, isn't it too much? The second child of the Fang family then proposed to leave after the incense, who knew that the bald donkeys were not accommodating at all, and impatiently drove us away, and a few of us were angry at that time, which was unreasonable, so they argued. Later, a few monks ran out of the temple and picked up big sticks to drive us out, and everyone was beaten in the chaos, and this breath was really unbearable! Our brothers have never been exposed to such birds since childhood! ”
Li Su nodded understandingly, as the children of the powerful, their performance that day was very educated, and the requirements they put forward were not too much, and the monks drove people out indiscriminately, which is a bit too much.
Cheng Chumo continued: "So none of us went down the mountain that night. Squatting in the forest outside the temple and waiting for dark, until the time of the lantern. We set a fire outside the temple gate, which caused the chickens and dogs in the temple to jump, and most of this evil spirit was vented......"
Li Suqi said: "The monk drove you away, and you set the fire, as the Buddhists say, this is a cause and effect." With a peck and a drink, the grievances between you and the monk should be offset by twos and twos, why is Brother Cheng still angry? ”
Cheng Chu said angrily: "Originally, I was relieved, but today my father slapped me for the cause or effect?" Who do I ask to repay this cause and effect? Cause and effect in Buddhism is the same as reincarnation. It's endless, so I have to report it back from the monk for the smoke I suffered today! ”
Li Su was suddenly in awe, and looked at what people said, Buddhism causes and effects, endlessly, tsk! What a wise and perceptive head he has on his neck, at least Li Su's current spiritual realm can't say such wise and philosophical words of life.
After listening to the story, Li Su looked up at the sky, well, it's not early, hurry up and send tea to the other uncles, if it's late, you won't be able to leave the city.
Chao Cheng silently arched his hand, Li Su smiled and said: "Good story, next time Brother Cheng has any wonderful experience, talk to the foolish brother, today the foolish brother will say goodbye first, the green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow for a long ......time."
Before he could move, Li Su's wrist was grabbed by Cheng Chumo, and when he looked up, Cheng Chumo's gaze was about to erupt.
"I've been talking to you for a long time when I've been idle, just to tell you a story to relieve your boredom? Now that you have heard the cause and effect of this matter, you can't run away, now you have to think of a way for your brother to take revenge on those bald donkeys, otherwise it will be over with you! ”
Li Su sighed with a bitter face: "Brother Cheng, the foolish brother doesn't invite disasters or cause trouble, today I just came to send tea to your father......
"It's late, hurry up and find a way, among these brothers in Chang'an City, you are the most capable, of course, you are also the worst, you take the wrong way to do things, how to take revenge on the bald donkey, you have the best way."
Li Su's face was a little ugly, he didn't say that he slapped his face in front of him, who was the worst? Who has gone down the wrong path? No matter how bad it is, how bad and bad can it compare to your father?
"Ha, Brother Cheng, don't make trouble, it's really not early, and the foolish brother still has to visit Uncle Niu and Uncle Eldest Sun......"
Cheng Chumo still didn't let go, glared at him and said, "When you wanted to repent of your relationship with the Xu family, who was behind your back to help you ruin your reputation?" What's wrong? Now regardless of brotherhood? ”
Li Su's eyelids twitched, and he wanted to repay you, why don't you take two things that can be said to show it? For example, leading troops thousands of miles to aid Xizhou is very convincing, why do you take out the things that ruined your reputation back then to ask for credit? You ruined my reputation, and I have to thank you, can't I? Will everyone still have fun in the future?
However, thinking of Cheng Chu's kindness of working tirelessly and leading thousands of veterans of the Cheng family Zhuangzi to rush thousands of miles to help Xizhou, Li Su sighed with a bitter face.
Bad fate, it's all bad fate......
"Okay, I'll help you!" Li Su nodded sadly, and his heart trembled.
In this era when the whole people believe in Buddhism and Taoism, and monks and Taoists are the most beautiful and public, he has to think of a way to harm the monks......
This nature is roughly equivalent to swatting flies on the head of a tiger, right? Tricks are a big death.
Li Su is a person who remembers the old and has a soft heart, and has always been.
Getting Li Su's answer, Cheng Chumo was very happy, patted him on the shoulder, and laughed: "My old Cheng's trick finally didn't see the wrong person, my brother is really a righteous person, Ming I came to your house to listen to your method, bring the cook, recently my chef made a dish, the mutton was chopped and rubbed into a ball and thrown into the pot for frying, it is said that I learned from your cook, I called this dish 'I don't go to hell who goes to hell', and then I thought the name was too long, so I changed it to 'fried bald donkey', Ming and our brothers ate together, especially relieved of hatred." ”
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Tai Chi Palace, Ye Ting.
The origin of the name "Ye Ting" is related to its geographical location in the Taiji Palace, according to the system, the Taiji Palace is dominated by a north-south central meridian, which is very particular, such as the more important palaces in the palace, such as the Taiji Hall where the monarch and the ministers discuss state affairs, the sleeping palace, and the Ganlu Hall where the emperor often approves the music and privately summons the courtiers, etc., the central meridian just passes through the center of these palaces.
The palaces on both sides of this line are not so important in comparison, so the left and right sides are called "tucks", in fact, the metaphor is the left and right "armpits" of the human body, and over time, the remote palaces in the palace are called "tucked courts".
The meaning of the court in the Tang Dynasty is different, the so-called "court court", also known as the "court palace", is specially inhabited by the concubines, palace maids, and the relatives of the convict officials, not only live, but also labor, the palace is as big as sewing clothes and shoes, as small as pouring a bucket to wash clothes, all of which are completed by these palace maids and prisoners. Legend has it that a certain concubine provoked Long Yan to be angry, and the emperor's wide robe sleeves were flicked fiercely, saying "Beat her into the cold palace", this "cold palace" refers to the "Yeting Palace".
The cold palace is not only lonely and lonely, but the concubines and palace maids who have committed crimes and are assigned can't even guarantee their personal safety inside, this is a place where individuals eat people.
Since ancient times, the group of eunuchs belongs to the most perverted, but also the most adept at observing words and feelings, who in the palace will wag their tails vigorously, and who will be indifferent to the sky when they lose power, as for those concubines and concubines and prisoners who are beaten into the court to work, they belong to the category that can never turn over, so for this kind of women, the eunuchs' hearts are often very vicious, often abusing and violent, and even dying inexplicably.
The Wu clan of Bingzhou now lives in a remote temple in the Yeting Palace.
When the Wu family entered the palace, it was actually very powerful, and he was named a talented person by Li Shimin in less than half a year after entering the palace, and because of his beauty and cleverness, he was quite happy with Li Shimin, and the Wu family even got the honor of serving the emperor when he was the most beautiful, she was only fifteen years old at the time, and there was a period of time when she was favored by the forty-year-old Li Shimin, and she was the first person in the palace, and even the limelight of the four concubines who had been with the emperor for many years was suppressed by her.
What does Wu's legendary story illustrate? Illustrate...... Li Shimin is simply a beast, a little girl who is only fifteen years old, and she can do it, and I will tell you that the world will be sentenced in a thousand years.
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PS: There is one more ...... Please call me diligent update, never more pink, cute little thief...... (To be continued.) )