"The Princess! When did I duel with that flower thief a flower on the Suzaku Voyage!! Zhou Faming shouted with grief and indignation, and in front of him was Yu Wenwen who was smiling. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"San Lang Jun, it's a flower thief, don't be mistaken."

"Huh? It's a sprig... No, it's not, I've never seen this flower thief!"

"That's difficult, in the story that my father told His Majesty, San Langjun was on the Vermilion Bird Voyage, fighting with the hero for dozens of rounds, but he was weak and injured in many places, if someone didn't save him in time, he would have spilled blood on the street."

"Gun-man!! This is a deception, this is a deception! ”

"Hey, before my father told the story, I had already emphasized to Your Majesty that this story is pure fiction, if there are similarities, it is purely a coincidence, but Your Majesty..."

Zhou Faming was speechless, this Xiyang County Duke really dared to do anything, and entered the palace to tell the story to the emperor, the story was probably nonsense, but it was inexplicably involved with him.

Now that the two sides are talking, Yuwenwen calls himself "Bengong", not "Benguan", Zhou Faming went with the flow and called him "County Duke" instead of "Envoy", this is not the key, the key is that he was "scourged" by Yuwenwen.

The story mentioned by someone is that seven years ago, in the Southern Dynasty Chen Guoguo's capital Jiankang, there were flower thieves who haunted at night, harming countless women of good families, and their people came and went without a trace, and left a flower at the scene to demonstrate to the government after committing the crime, so it was called "a flower".

The imperial court sent countless people to investigate, and patrolled the night and every night to prevent, but could not arrest a flower, the case still happened, for a time the people of Jiankang City were panicked, the women of the good family were closed, and the family members were also guarded day and night.

One day and night, Zhou Faming, who was 15 years old at the time, visited a friend and returned from the night, and met a person who performed a strange technique and stepped on the Vermilion Bird Voyage to advance into the river on the Vermilion Bird Gate in the south of Jiankang City.

He walked on the surface of the river as if he were walking on flat ground, carrying a woman on his left shoulder, who seemed to be unconscious, and dozens of steps behind him, someone shouted "catch the thief".

Seeing this scene, Zhou Faming naturally remembered the "one flower" that had made a lot of noise recently, and now Wednesday Lang is the age of blood and strength, seeing that the strange person is about to pass through the Vermilion Bird Voyage, and he happens to be walking on the Vermilion Bird Voyage, so he "saw that the road was uneven and pulled out a knife to help".

said that it was too late and that it was fast, Zhou Faming beckoned his entourage, picked up his belongings and threw them at the flower thief, there were chasing soldiers behind the other party, and someone suddenly blocked him in front, and he used thaumaturgy "Cloud Ladder" in a hurry.

What is a ladder? That is, the left foot stepped on the right foot, the right foot stepped on the left foot, and the two feet borrowed from each other, so they rose out of thin air, and they wanted to jump over the Vermilion Bird Hang, Zhou Faming took down a flagpole and threw it towards the other party.

The man spun in the air and let go of the flagpole that was thrown, but he lost the momentum of his progress and landed on the Vermilion Bird Hang, and Zhou Faming, who was waiting for him, led his entourage and fought to the death.

The flower thief is very skilled, even if he is carrying a woman on his shoulder, he is still as light as a swallow, he moves left and right, his right hand is as fast as lightning, and he knocked Zhou Faming and others to the ground in just a few rounds.

Zhou Faming suffered many injuries on his body, the wound was blurred with flesh and blood, and those who saw it were shocked, but he endured the severe pain and threw the dagger in his hand with all his might, which just hit the back of his heart, and the flower thief screamed, leaving the woman and stepping away.

That night, the whole city was a big rope, but there was no trace of the flower thief, but after this night, there was no trace of the flower thief in Jiankang City, and there were different opinions on the final outcome.

"Jungong, what kind of 'cloud ladder', step on the right foot with the left foot, and step on the left foot with the right foot, so that you can rise out of thin air? Ridiculous!! Zhou Faming is about to lose his mind, and there must be a limit to telling nonsense, "If this can be done, wouldn't a person be able to rise up by carrying his own hair?" ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw Yuwen Wenzhen lifting his hair hard, "Boom" After a while, he let go, and then said apologetically: "Sure enough, it can't rise, San Langjun is right, it's my father's negligence." ”

'it, you're going to do it! Zhou Faming scolded in his heart, this Yuwen County Duke is not a fool, he doesn't think that the other party will not think of this, so he can only drink a glass of water helplessly and continue to theorize.

Yuwenwen told the story to the emperor and regarded Zhou Faming as the protagonist of the story, that's all, the key is that the story is extremely absurd, where can anyone walk on the river and "walk on the ground", who believes this trick to deceive children!

"But Your Majesty seems to really believe it!" Yu Wenwen spread his hands and said with an innocent face, Zhou Faming was speechless when he heard this: It makes sense, Your Majesty is really a child.

It's just that... It's really good to fool the little emperor like this!

"The county prince, I am afraid that it is inappropriate to bully the king like this, please think twice about the county lord's actions in the future."

"San Langjun, Your Majesty is young, but he may not be easy to fool." Yu Wenwen said, he put away his smiling face, and his tone of voice became solemn, "This story has been told, so San Lang Jun has to be right." ”

"Your Majesty really wants to summon him to the palace?" Zhou Faming still couldn't believe it, he felt that this was a bit of a child's play, and he would be called "Yu Jin".

"Not necessarily, but it's at least sixty percent likely."

"Uh, please don't tease me again in the future."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty is just interested in San Lang Jun, if he really enters the palace, San Lang Jun will talk more about the Jiangnan customs, especially the strange things in Jiankang City."

"What do you have to say about Jiankang?"

"Yo, doesn't San Langjun often put Jiankang on his lips? What 'this thing Jiankang also has', what 'this thing Jiankang sells much cheaper', why has Jiankang become 'there is something to say' now? ”

"The county prince can talk to His Majesty about Chang'an, what if you don't deal with it properly?"

"San Lang-kun will be clumsy? Not necessarily, right? Yuwenwen seemed to be smiling, Zhou Faming arched his hand helplessly, saying that he didn't dare to fight anymore if he surrendered defeat, Yuwenwen's mind He understood that he was changing his way to show his face.

Although the current emperor is young and has no real power, he is basically the same as the statue on the altar, but if he can enter the palace to face the saint, he can at least let others notice him, which is the so-called 'show his face'.

Whether it is Chen Guo or Zhou Guo, there are countless Beijing officials and foreign officials in the court, and there are not many people who can be summoned by the Son of Heaven to talk in the palace.

"By the way, in a few days, the Japanese prince is going to enter the palace again, and he has to say some strange things, San Langjun should be ready?"

"The prince of the county entered the palace to chat with His Majesty, what did he have to do with him?"

"Who knows, there must be anecdotes of San Langjun, for example, in Jiankang City, I met a beautiful woman who sold herself to bury her father, and I saw the evil Langjun molesting on the street, so I shot angrily, and then led to a paragraph..."

"Don't laugh at the county princess!"

Yuwenwen laughed, he was forced to be the king of stories, and naturally he would not let go of the opportunity to 'scourge' others, this "unscrupulous and bad friend", he was decided. (To be continued.) )