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"Hey, have you heard? The Dog Emperor returned to Beijing from the empress's house and asked for leave. ”

"I'm so angry, I won't change it after waiting for a day, I just tear up all the votes and don't vote for him."

…… (Two big water than continue to chat and blow water)

A little fat man slept all afternoon, sleepy-eyed, and before he sat up, he took his mobile phone first to see what was new in the group chat at the top.

99+ unread messages

The little fat man clicked on the group chat, yawned and rubbed his eyes, and looked at the chat history with his other eye.

"Huh? What was it just now? The little fat man flipped too fast, and vaguely saw words such as "fake", "queen's house", "dog emperor", and "tearing tickets".

Thinking about it a little, "The queen found out at home that the dog emperor was fake, and the ticket was torn up." ”

The little fat man suddenly became energetic, "Okay, wow, I said why are you so diligent in updating these days?" It turned out to be a fake! I said, how can I lose two or three more changes a day based on the dog emperor's more than one word? ”

"It seems that the Dog Emperor has been torn up, and this fake Dog Emperor has no manuscript and has been pulled out by the queen."

"No, we have to let more people know the truth." The little fat man didn't even care about wearing clothes, so he opened a group chat:

- "Hey, you know what? The queen found out at home that the dog emperor was a fake, and the ticket had really been torn up. ”

- "What? Ripped up the ticket? Did we have a big sword together last week? What's the matter, just ......."

……

On the highway, the car is stuck in traffic all the time.

A yellow hairy was sitting in the car playing with his mobile phone, and was pesticide about it, when several messages suddenly popped up, just glanced at it a few times, and then continued to play the game.

"Hey, what's the matter, the prompt keeps sounding?" The non-mainstream next to him gossiped.

"There can be a, that is, the dog emperor I told you about went to the big sword with the queen of lies, and the ticket was torn up." Huang Mao looked impatient.

"When?" The non-mainstream came to the interest.

"Last week." Huang Mao vaguely remembers seeing such a day.

"Hey, I'll have fun with others." Non-mainstream took out the phone.

- "That well-known dog emperor, who went to the Great Sword last week, and guess what, was torn up. ”

- "What? The Dog Emperor is a good person, but it's a pity. ”

- "I also said that I broke his leg and made him code all the time, it seems to be too late." ”

……

"Hey, what do you think of here? I really ...... the words in this," a large gold chain handed the phone to the glasses next to him.

The glasses squinted, and he quickly put the phone on his face, "What a dog emperor, what a big sword, what a broken leg code word." Your phone is too broken to see clearly! The glasses looked disgusted.

"If you dare to be lazy, do you want to be paid!" A briefcase walked briskly.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing, it's just playing with the phone. The big gold chain shrank its head.

"Just your broken phone and still playing with your phone? Say! What the hell is going on? The briefcase thought to himself, Xiao Xiang still dared to lie to me.

At this time, the briefcase mobile phone rang, the noise on the construction site was relatively loud, and the briefcase was opened to answer the phone hands-free.

"Ah, Mr. Lan! Okay, okay! Good. I'm always available here. Yes. That's all......"

The big gold chain on the side didn't care about the briefcase answering the phone, and then he replied: "I just read the chat message, and when the Dog Emperor went to the big sword, he was broken and his leg was locked in the codeword." ”

As soon as the big gold chain saw that the briefcase ignored him, he pulled his glasses and yo-yo.

"Okay, that's it." The briefcase hung up the phone, and when he saw that the two goods had run away, he didn't care, and continued to inspect the construction site.

……

In a luxury hotel suite, a young man had just hung up the phone when the woman next to him leaned over and wanted to hang herself on him.

"Mr. Lan, is it okay for the Lun family to tell you something?" The sound of snorting made Mr. Lan's bones crisp.

"The Lun family heard that the Dog Emperor broke his leg when he went to the Great Health Care and was locked up in the code."

"Is that the author of the pirated copy you watched?"

"What kind of piracy, just don't spend money on the dog emperor."

"Okay, good, it's all up to you. Xiao Ge, if you heard it, go find someone to rescue him. Mr. Lan turned to the secretary and instructed.

Ge nodded and went out. A large group of people were gathered: "Now go find someone named the Dog Emperor." He was coding words when he was in the big sword, and he hadn't paid for it yet, and now he was locked up with his legs broken. You must find him as soon as possible and rescue him, this is what the big boss personally ordered, go ahead. ”

A bunch of black sunglasses exploded.

Missing person notices were quickly distributed to various streets and communities.

A group of old men and old ladies gathered around the telephone pole to look at the missing person notice that had just been posted. It's a bit high, and it's hard to look at it too closely. "Old Ditou, you have good eyes, read it for everyone."

"I'll take a look." An old man stepped forward, looked hard line by line, and after looking at it for a while, his neck was sore.

"It's a person called the Dog Emperor, who made a big sword at the local big boss, Mr. Lan, and didn't give him any money, and now he is looking for him to break his legs." Old Di Tou repeated the above content.

At the back of the crowd, an old lady glared, wasn't this her daughter's neighbor? You said a good young man, you have to do this. No, tell him quickly, the groups of black sunglasses are scary to look at.

……

A certain community.

A topless man lay on the bed, humming and chirping. There are also several fire pots on the back.

"Hand me tea", "Hand me watermelon", "Scratch me when it's itchy there", this man can give his wife who is more beautiful than the female anchor.

His wife took a deep breath and put the pan down again.

This man opened his mobile phone, "Dididi" a large number of messages, why are there so many?

"It's all private chat, I'll see what's going on." The man flipped through them one by one.

- "My brother, what's wrong with you, it's rumored in the group that you've been kidnapped." ”

- "Come out quickly, the leader of the group, your trip to the Great Sword last week has been revealed. ”

- "Are you alright, I heard that you broke your legs and locked up the codeword?" ”

- "It's really yours, and the big sword is still codeworded." If you don't give money, it's absolutely amazing! ”

The Dog Emperor looked at this piece of news, and scolded with a smile: "MD A group of old hangers, net rumors for me." ”

At this time, the neighbor suddenly came, trotted into the living room, and said hurriedly: "Where is your house?" Now the streets are full of people looking for him. He went to the big sword and ran away without giving money, saying that he was going to find it and break his legs! ”

"What?" The queen, who had just put the pan down, picked up the pan and said, "Dog-Emperor-Emperor!" ”

"Damn, this is a big deal." Only then did the Dog Emperor realize the seriousness. I didn't care about putting on my clothes, so I ran straight to the window to run.

As soon as he stepped over one leg, Duang slashed a frying pan on the back of the dog emperor's head, and fell straight down from the sixth floor.

The dog emperor's leg is really broken - "I don't dare to ask for leave anymore!" ”