Wuzhou Raiders Chapter 12 Your horse has been requisitioned
The unscrupulous people acted quickly, surrounded the liars, and pressed the handle of the knife to open the posture, waiting for Wu Kang's order. Xu Sanjiao and Tong Lin were on the left and right, leaning on both sides of the man carrying the sack; The Jiang brothers guarded behind Wu Kang, vigilantly staring at the bitter and hateful little lady.
Wu Kang looked at her for a moment, bent down to pick up the Kaiyuan Tongbao on the sole of his feet, sandwiched it between the index finger and ring finger of his right hand, shook it twice in front of her, and placed it above the mouth of the sack. The fingers were pointed outward, and the copper coin fell freely, and at the moment when it was about to fall into the bag, the right hand reached out like lightning, firmly grasped the copper coin in the palm of his hand, slowly spread out his palm, and dangled twice in front of her eyes.
Naked flirtation, the little lady exploded, her pink fists clenched tightly, her watery eyes widened, and her teeth clicked.
Wu Kang couldn't help but laugh, shook his head and dropped a sentence: "Qingben beauty, why is it a thief?" ”
After that, he walked into the circle slowly, patted his palm and made a scattering gesture. The bad people find their own positions, come to the vicinity of the human circle, and guard with their backs to the human circle. Jiang Daniu and the four of them concentrated the liars, leaving only Huang Xiangu by the oil pot.
Wu Kang came to Huang Xiangu's side, followed her example, held up the copper coin, and then threw it into the boiling oil pot. Looking around at the melon-eating crowd who didn't know the truth, he rolled up his arms and sleeves to reveal his right arm. The left hand pulls the sleeve, and the right hand slowly submerges into the oil pan. Suddenly, Yao's throat snorted, and the frightened Jiang brothers trembled and reached out to pull him.
Wu Kang stopped them, felt the temperature in the oil pot, and it was about sixty degrees, so he easily took out the copper coin, and rushed around. I sniffed it and licked my right hand, and sure enough, there was a strong smell of vinegar.
In this era, whether it is sesame oil or vinegar, it is a luxury, and this pot of things is less than money. The liar really paid for it, but when you meet Ben Shuai, you are doomed to lose all your money. glanced at Huang Xiangu with disdain, and when he heard her slight cold snort, he could clearly feel that her calmness was pretended.
The people who eat melons are stunned, and they are all puzzled. Kill them and they won't believe that the notorious bad people will be blessed by the gods. But the facts are in front of him, he obviously took out the copper coin from the hot oil pot... It is estimated that the gods are blind and bless the wrong person.
Wu Kang smiled and said, "Isn't it very strange?" Actually, there's no need to make a fuss, this kind of carving insect skill is all left over from Ben Shuai's play. Withdrawing money from the oil pot is a complete scam, there is a saying in Ben Shuai's hometown, facts speak louder than words! Which one is bold, come and try it? ”
Everyone turned their heads to each other, Wu Kang shouted three times in a row, but no one stepped forward. I also understand in my heart that not everyone has the courage to eat crabs first. Turned around and instructed Jiang Erniu to pick up hundreds of copper coins from the ground, throw them all into the oil pot, and shouted at everyone again: "Now play a little game, whoever takes out the money in the oil pot is whoever's own." ”
As the so-called heavy reward must have a brave man, 100 yuan can buy 40 catties of rice, and a family of three can eat for a month. Soon someone couldn't hold it back, it was a big man, walking through the crowd and coming this way, muttering as he walked, both with one head and two arms, no one was thicker than the other! Strode to the oil pot, rushed to Wu Kang, and said angrily: "Is this really true?" ”
Wu Kang said solemnly: "Ben Shuai has always been a man of his word! Besides, so many people are staring, Ben Shuai cherishes the feathers on his body very much, and he will never lose his trust in others! ”
The big man ate the reassuring pill, rolled up his sleeves to reveal his hairy arms, stretched out his hand to the oil pot, tangled for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and inserted it into the oil. In an instant, his eyes were opened, the hideousness on his face was instantly smoothed out, and he quickly fished out the copper coin from the pot, and immediately stuffed it into his arms without caring about the greasy. It takes less than a minute, so the money is in the pocket.
Wu Kang saw that he was still unsatisfied, and smiled and signaled him to leave, a brother who could only take advantage of the small bargain once. At this moment, the people who eat melons finally came to their senses, and the scolding came and went. Some are indignant, some are hideous, and some are ready to get their money back. The bad guys instantly flashed their horizontal knives and shouted at them, quickly stabilizing the situation.
The scene was quiet again, and Wu Kang said loudly: "Don't be impatient, everyone, all the copper coins will be evenly distributed to you, and everyone will have a share." Next is the time to reveal the secret, Ben Shuai will explain the scam to you, listen carefully, it will be good for you! ”
The crowd was aroused, and the scene became quieter and quieter, Wu Kang coughed twice and said: "The pot is not all sesame oil, but sesame oil and vinegar mixed together." As we all know, sesame oil floats on top of water, indicating that oil is lighter than water. Vinegar is heavier than water, and naturally heavier than sesame oil, so it sinks to the bottom of the pot. In other words, the bottom half of the pot is vinegar and the top half of the pot is oil! ”
Speaking of this, Wu Kang pondered slightly, considered how to express the professional term "boiling point" in easy-to-understand words, and continued after a while: "Everyone knows that boiling water will burn people, and after vinegar is boiled, it is about the same as the heat of warm water, and it will not burn our skin and flesh." After the vinegar is boiled, it bubbles upwards, creating the illusion that the oil is boiling. And the oil is not boiled, so naturally it will not burn people! ”
Raising his eyes and scanning the people who eat melons, less than half of them really understood, Wu Kang didn't bother to bother with his lips and tongues, and continued: "If the fire burns for a long time, the heat of the vinegar slowly spreads to the oil, and the oil will also open." So..."
Wu Kang was full of bad fun, and turned around to enjoy the expressions of the liars. Huang Xiangu lost the fairy wind bones, her eyes were full of malice, but there was no trace of shame; The four strong men were full of vigilance, and their hands subconsciously touched their backs; The little lady who was molested by him was slightly red and wanted to cry with red eyes.
At this time, in the guest room on the second floor of the restaurant on the south side of the Land Temple, two old men sat opposite each other, one was Cui Yixuan, the assassin of Wuzhou, and the other was a red-faced fat man. The two walked with a glass of water and wine, Cui Yixuan put down the wine glass and said: "Mao Gong, this bad guy is Wu Bianzhi, he and a certain Wulang rescued Jinlong Xiangrui." Looking at the situation in front of him, there are some carving insect tricks that can actually solve the trick of taking money from the oil pot. ”
The red-faced fat man is the famous Li Tao, who was sent by Li Jiu to take the golden dragon into Chang'an with Cheng Zhijie. A few days ago, there was a sudden pouring rain in Muzhou, and the army temporarily set up camp. This is an old friend of Cui Yixuan, and he came in advance by car.
Coincidentally, I had a relationship with this gang of liars on the road, and the old fox had a very poisonous eye, and I felt that they were not normal at that time. When I came to Wuzhou to see my old friend, I came over for an unannounced visit together, and happened to meet Wu Kang to expose the scam.
Regarding the words of his old friend, Li Tao was noncommittal, and said with a long beard in his hand: "This kid is too young, too sharp, and obviously inexperienced, I didn't find that the liars are all practitioners." Wait and see, things won't be smooth sailing! ”
Wu Kang in the human circle feels that the time is almost up, and the oil should be hot. took the copper coin handed over by Er Niu, slowly slid it along the wall of the pot, looked at Huang Xiangu and said, "Play another game, you take out all the money in the pot with your hands." ”
The smile on his face became colder and colder, and he smiled: "It's done, Ben Shuai will let you leave without saying a word; If you can't do it, Ben Shuai will send you away twice, first the head, and then the body. You are the Seven Fairies who descended to earth, and you must be able to be reborn with a broken head! ”
After speaking, he looked at the crying little lady, slowly came to her, lowered his voice and said tentatively: "Don't worry, Ben Shuai will send you away." After returning to Muzhou, tell your master Chen Shuozhen, don't fight the idea of Wuzhou, let alone the idea of Chun'an County and Wujia Village, otherwise this handsome will definitely crush his bones and scatter ashes! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that the evil wind was not good, and he subconsciously turned his head, and a cold light flew past his right ear. Listening to the sound of "ahh It seems that whether it is the Tang Dynasty or the future generations, there are risks for the masses to eat melons.
Wu Kang quickly took a few steps back, his hand pressing the scabbard and straining the spring. The bad guys made a quick decision and rushed to the liars. The liars will not be caught, and they have shown the short knives on their waists, and for a while, the sound of sword light and sword shadow killing shook the sky. The four strong men are extremely strong, and Huang Xiangu is not good at stubble, and he does not fall behind with one enemy and five.
The onlookers seemed to be in the mood to lose their money, and they all fled for their lives in a hurry, crying, scolding, and screaming, the scene was chaotic, and even a stampede occurred. There was a childish scream in the battle circle, the little lady who shouted just now fell to the ground, and Huang Qizheng raised his horizontal knife and slashed at her neck.
"Huang Qizhu...", before the handwriting came out, she was already in a different place. Looking at the dagger in her hand, Wu Kang felt very uncomfortable, a young lady who was less than ten years old should pinch an embroidery needle in her hand, not a murderous knife.
Seeing that the battle situation was scorching, he shouted at the Jiang brothers in front of him: "Ben Shuai doesn't need protection, go and help, try to capture alive!" ”
The brothers had long been itching their hands and were eager to join the warband. The bad guys all have special skills, and coupled with the fact that there are many people, they quickly gain the upper hand. There were three more screams of "ahh
Seeing that something was wrong, the yellow demon woman suddenly shot a dart, and the bad people who were caught off guard suffered a big loss, and the five people fell to the ground. The demon woman jumped out of the battle circle with a false move and quickly fled into the alley.
"Leave ten to take care of them, and the others will chase after me", Wu Kang rushed into the alley first, and a dozen bad people followed, starting a game of cat and mouse.
As a physical education teacher, Wu Kang's martial arts are not as good as bad people, but running throws them off. Ten minutes later, those goods were all left behind, and they became single cats and single mice.
The yellow demon woman grabbed the road and fled, Wu Kang chased after her, chickens and dogs jumped all the way, pedestrians who couldn't dodge were hit, and street vendors also suffered, the picture is similar to filming. When you come to the Nancheng Fulai Inn, there is a stable on the left side of the gate, and there is only one horse in it.
When Wu Kang saw her untie the reins of the horse, his heart suddenly rose to his throat, if she was allowed to ride out of the city, it would be difficult to arrest her. At that moment, he gritted his teeth and walked like a fly, so that he rushed to the stable with all his might. However, it was still a step too late, and the wild horse galloped wildly in an instant, and a young man about eight years old suffered an unwarranted disaster, was directly hit by the horse, and smashed his back on the garbage pile next to him.
Wu Kang's eyes were split, he looked at the demon woman who was riding a horse and galloping, and ran towards the child with a slight hesitation. Lay him flat on the ground, reached out and sniffed, relieving himself a little. At this moment, the evil fire hit the heavenly spirit cover, and the hatred almost crushed the steel teeth. Such a careless and bullshit rebel army, you are a group of evil forces!
Looking at the jujube red horse in the distance, she could only hope that the city gate guards would stop her. The bell rang behind him, and he looked back to see a luxurious carriage, the coachman was restrained by the confusion of passers-by, carefully steering the white horse pulling the cart.
Wu Kang picked up the fainting Xiaolang, came to the frame in a few arrow steps, put the person into the driver's arms, took off the waist card with his left hand and shouted: "I am a bad handsome in Wuzhou, your horse has been requisitioned!" ”
Ignoring the confused coachman, the waist card was hung on the waist, the horizontal knife was raised high, and the carriage was cut off from the horse rope, and the two-wheeled carriage leaned forward instantly, and the wheel was pestled on the ground. Two exclamations sounded in the carriage, and the voice was still a woman.
The coachman was shocked, struggled to stabilize his body, and scolded: "Where did Tian Shenu come from, he dared to crash into Cui Gong's carriage, what crime should you be guilty of?" ”
"I'll be your uncle", Wu Kang shouted, put the knife on his neck, and scolded sharply: "Take Xiaolang to see Langzhong, Cui Gong has his own explanation!" If you dare to make noise again, this handsome will behead you! ”
He snatched the reins from the coachman's hand, flew on his horse on his pedal wheel, yelled "dodge" in front of him, and rushed to the south gate with his horse's belly. I didn't expect the city gate guards to catch the witches, I just hoped that they would stop them for a while.
In less than five minutes, they came to the city gate, and the gatekeepers were lying and wailing, with darts stuck in their bodies, and some of them fainted directly. Secretly cursed a word of "waste", and once again slammed the horse's belly and galloped out of the city.
chased for thirty miles, and finally saw the dust in front of him, as well as the red horse. Immediately made up my mind, the little mare under the crotch, the woman does not let the eyebrows! It has a thick neck and a high nose, strong muscles and bones, and is a typical Mongolian horse, the most common war horse of the Tang Dynasty cavalry.
Feeling that the distance was gradually getting closer, Wu Kang's heart was overjoyed, he stroked the little mare's mane, and curry favor while riding the horse: "Sister Ma hurry up, when you catch the person in front, I invite you to eat carrots." ”
After chasing more than ten miles, he entered the mountainous area in the south of Wuzhou, passing through a gentle dry mountain, and the demon woman actually drove the horse uphill. Wu Kang didn't want to think about it, he followed closely behind, and said in his heart that even if he chased to the ends of the earth, he would have to break your body into pieces.
The elevation angle of the slope of the mountain is very small, almost as flat as walking on the ground, and the speed of the horse is not affected in the slightest. After passing the slope to the top of the mountain, it is a flat river again, and the flat top mountain is not so flat. You chased me and fled, and I don't know how long later, a cliff appeared in front of you.
Wu Kang finally smiled, the sky is going to kill you, demon woman, just grab it. Pulled out the horizontal knife at his waist and slammed the horse's belly again, and the speed was like a lightning speed.
The demon woman showed no signs of slowing down, and in the blink of an eye, she came to the edge of the cliff, and the jujube red horse flew away, a perfect parabola, and landed steadily on the opposite side of the cliff.
Wu Kang visually measured the cliff of about seven meters, which was the distance that the horse could jump over, and when he clenched his teeth, he was ready to jump over when he accelerated. The cliff is getting closer and closer, and the heart is getting higher and higher, and finally the take-off distance is reached, which is also a perfect parabola.
Wu Kang flew out, but the little mare braked sharply, and his front hooves stopped on the edge of the cliff. The unlucky Wu Kang experienced several physical phenomena in a row. Experience the general inertia first, then the throwing motion, which is forcibly aborted by the reins, followed by the free fall motion. The horse's reins were forcibly suspended again and began to experience gravity, hanging like a painting in the middle of a cliff.
There was a "buzz" in his head, his eyes were black and he was almost scared to pee, and his hands clenched the reins tightly. Looking at the top of the half-meter-high cliff, the front hooves of the horses on the edge of the cliff, and the heads of the horses on the cliffs, I suddenly sweated like rain. At the bottom of the abyss, dozens of feet away, I was covered with goosebumps, and if I fell, I would definitely fall into a meatloaf.
Taking seven or eight deep breaths in a row, he forced himself to calm down, stared up at the little mare's eyes, and squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Sister Ma... Let's go backwards, the front is very dangerous... You are the most beautiful horse in the world, and Maxima doesn't deserve to lift your shoes! Sister, let's step back... Please. ”
After a few breaths, the body moved upwards a bit. Wu Kang was ecstatic, and for the first time, he felt that this friction was so wonderful. Regardless of the severe pain in his body, he continued to pat himself on the back: "Yes, yes, yes... That's it, baby you're awesome, go on..."
The horse's head shrank back a little, Wu Kang almost cried, and continued to pat the horse's ass: "Sister Ma is the most beautiful, if I am a stallion, or have that kind of habit, I will definitely let you be my horse." Go on, don't stop... Linen falls..."
A fly lay on the horse's face, the little mare shook her head irritably, Wu Kang poured blood mold again, regardless of the pain of the tear, and continued to beg bitterly: "Sister Ma don't make trouble, flies are the most disgusting creatures, and pendulum movement is the most disgusting physical phenomenon." Don't stop, baby, keep back... Yes, yes, that's it... Ma Mei is awesome..."
Wu Kang, who had a dry mouth, was forced to be pulled up by the little mother, and he was considered to have picked up a life, squatting on the ground and panting.
Looking at the bloody tiger's mouth, he slowly wrapped the reins around his right hand. With his left hand, he gently stroked the mare's face, Yin Yin's blood stained the white horse's hair, and said softly with a pleasant face: "You are a Mongolian horse of noble blood, a war horse galloping on the battlefield, how can you be as timid as a mouse?" That bad horse can jump over, don't you feel ashamed? It's the same horse, why is the difference so big? ”
The smile was like a spring breeze, and her voice was still gentle: "Sister Ma, do you know, let the tiger return to the mountain, you will suffer from it, that woman is a villain, the backbone of Chen Shuozhen's gang." You may not know how many innocent people will be bewitched by them to rebel next year, and how many families will be torn apart... How can you let her go? You are seriously derelict in your duties, what should you arrest quickly? Go home and raise your pigs! ”
The little mare snorted and shook her head impatiently, not understanding what this two-legged fool was talking about.
Wu Kang looked at the wounds on his body, and there was still blood dripping in several places, soaking his clothes. Shaking his head with a wry smile, he took out the wound medicine and dealt with it briefly, climbed on the horse's back with his feet in the stirrups, and turned the horse's head down the mountain.
Stroking the white horse's mane, he said weakly: "That demon woman is very cunning, and this escape route was arranged by her a long time ago." You're just a cart puller, so you really can't ask too much... Let's go home and buy carrots for you in Wuzhou. Do we sell it in Datang, do you know where to sell it? ”
Sighing lightly, he couldn't stand the pain of the wound, so he lay on the horse's back and hugged the horse's neck, ripped off the piercing bell with one hand, and threw it on the mountain road next to him. Licking his chapped lips, he closed his eyes and gasped for air, pondering to return home and quickly distill some alcohol to treat the wounds on his body. In case of the whole tetanus, if you don't die, you have to lose half your life...