017. Go to school

There is another day to go home from vacation, there is no class in the morning, Xu Tian slept until more than nine o'clock before getting up, and saw a message on QQ, which was sent by Xu Chun's kid at seven o'clock, and this kid must have borrowed a classmate's mobile phone.

Xu Chun: Brother, where did we put that USB flash drive, do you know?

Xu Tian: Yes.

[Resentment from Xu Chun, +79! ] 】

Xu Chun: After more than two hours, you will reply to me?

Xu Tian: I really know.

[Resentment from Xu Chun, +96! ] 】

Xu Tianle is happy, it seems that his most stable resentment income is still his cute younger brother......

took a look at Xu Chun's dynamics, and this kid actually posted a message during school: I want to be surnamed Xia in the next life, and I will be called Xia Jiao, TM Which teacher dares to ask me?

Xu Tian commented: Please say the dream talk when you sleep.

[Resentment from Xu Chun, +133! ] 】

It's another good day, the balance of grievances is still slowly growing, and there are always grievances coming in one after another, and they are about to break through the 18,000 mark.

I don't know who will be the unlucky ones who will provide a new wave of grievances today. Xu Tian subconsciously opened WeChat, habitually swiped the circle of friends, and the first one saw a male classmate who was hypocritical: trust is like a piece of paper, wrinkled, even if it is smoothed, it can't be restored......

Xu Tian immediately comforted: with water tape, spraying water, and stretching the marble floor, it is flatter than the original after drying - it can't be done just because the knowledge is not enough.

[Grievances from Chen Tianjun, +237! ] 】

There is also a girl posting a selfie: I want to take the pure route recently, what pants can I wear to show my tenderness?

Xu Tian: Diapers.

[Resentment from Hua Tian, +162! ] 】

With a swipe of his hand, there are a lot of selfies of girls below, if you want to say where the most beautiful women in the world are, it must be in the circle of friends, one by one grinding skin and shrinking faces, Xu Tian feels that his poisonous tongue is very useful.

But he also felt that although it was efficient to reply one by one, most of the consequences of offending girls one-on-one were deleted.

It's not that I'm reluctant to them, but I just feel that after I delete them, I can't make any more grievances from them, after all, it's a long time to come.

Then he came up with a way to cast a wide net on his circle of friends and let others take the bait.

Anyway, many people will take the right seat when they look at other people's circle of friends.

So he posted:

Whatever you praise for your beauty,

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All with traces of PS.

The results were gratifying, and I received feedback in a short time.

[Resentment from Wang Feifei +38]

[Resentment from Jiang Shengnan +26]

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You're early in the morning, so what's the truth!

These words also pierced my heart!

To Xu Tian's surprise, there was actually a male classmate among them......

It can be said that the results are very good!

I've found a way to make a fortune again.

Xu Tian felt that the overnight inventory in his stomach seemed to be unbearable, so he put on a T-shirt and got up to go to the toilet to squat, and then heard a buddy next door humming dullly.

Xu Tian asked, "Constipation?" ”

Person: "Hmm. ”

After a while, there was a "poof" sound of water over there, and Xu Tian said casually: "Congratulations." ”

[Grievances from Ge Yunfei, +132!] 】

Xu Tian: ???

Before I could react to what was going on, I only heard the guy next door howl: "Wipe, the phone has fallen!" ”

Congratulations, congratulations!

This income Xu Tian was caught off guard.

What do you mean by that?

As long as you want, God will help you make it happen.

Now I am thinking about developing resentment, and as a result, the whole world is resentment.

It's good, it's good!

Xu Tian left the toilet refreshed, and then he noticed that the active households in the group of classmates had eaten again and had nothing to do and were bragging there.

Wo Zhengqi: The English exam is coming in June, and the club work is not finished yet, and the thought of preparing so many things is about to explode.

Fang Duo: yes, who said that college is easy, with so much homework.

Qian Yuhao: Speaking of which, I haven't written a consumer theory report yet.

Wo Zhengqi: It's all tears when I talk too much, alas, why should I be admitted to university!

Xu Tian: Go to school, don't go to school if you can't.

The group fell silent all of a sudden......

I'm here to complain about us, what are you telling the truth!

Topic Buster, you!

And then there was another big wave of income.

[Grievance from Wo Zhengqi +89]

[Resentment from Qian Yuhao +77]

【From ......】

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Haha, Xu Tian is so happy, this is the reason why there are many people and great power.

After receiving an order from the king's booster list, he played all morning, and when it was almost twelve o'clock, Xu Tian, who was so hungry, got up and went out to forage for food.

Now walking on the road to the campus, the most common topic I hear from the people next to me is the supernatural and the awakening.

"Have you read today's headlines, the identity of the handjob fighter seems to have a clue."

"Look, it seems to be the son of a migrant worker who committed suicide by jumping off the building in the early years because of the oppression of the boss of Biguiyuan, and his whereabouts are currently unknown."

"Well, it should be that he came back to take revenge after awakening, this is very likely."

"Niu Yun recently hired an immensely powerful awakened person as a bodyguard who can lift a truck! Annual salary of three million! ”

"Am I going to be so awesome?"

Xu Tian's ears pricked up when he heard it.

As a bodyguard?

Seems like a good road.

3,000,000 annual salary......

It's a lie to say that I'm not blushing, I've never seen so much money in my life.

In fact, at this moment, he already has plans to submit his resume to the flying cat e-commerce company.

To say that Niu Yun, the founder of the flying cat, is really a strange person, he walked at the forefront of the Chinese trend in the nineties, used the Internet to rise and become the richest man in a generation, and his keen sense of business smell is probably few people can match him.

He should be the most famous of the bigwigs in China, and his popularity is a vote of Internet celebrity.

But this is not only because he is the richest man, but also because he has a lot of famous sayings.

For example, money is the best thing in the world to make.

For example: I never look at whether the other party has money when I make friends, and I don't have money anyway.

Another example: let's set a small goal, for example, to earn him a billion first.

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At the beginning of the great changes in the world, that is, a few months ago, the richest Internet celebrity with a small goal of one billion yuan once said: The world will only get bigger and bigger, and it is likely that human competitors will no longer be limited to human beings in the future.

At the time, not many people understood what he was saying, but recently, as there have been more and more ghosts and awakened people, people have gradually felt a sense of understanding.

A big guy is a big guy, and when others don't know anything, he has already seen the trend and direction of the world.

But Xu Tian always felt that things would not be so simple.

If this Mr. Niu Yun didn't have the ability of an unpredictable prophet, then he would probably be the one who knew the great changes in the world......

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