Suxi: It's 520, do you have a partner?

Xu Tian: I can't afford an elephant, but I still have a partner?

[Resentment from Sushi, +79!] 】

520, this day has no special meaning for Xu Tian at all, he still has to live how he lives.

Of course, flirting with the circle of friends is indispensable, hahaha:

Someone likes your face, someone likes your voice, someone likes your figure, someone likes your character, and I'm different,

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I do not like you.

【From ......】

I want you to like a ball!

You choking maniac!

Anyway, the weather is very hot today, it's only late May, and it's still morning, and the temperature is already as high as 32 degrees Celsius, how hot it is, even if my girlfriend runs away with someone, I don't want to chase the kind of heat.

In addition, when Xu Tian was singing "Looking for Friends", the density of Mars around him was also much higher, which showed that the fire element between heaven and earth was quite rich, as if he could inhale a little fire aura with a casual breath.

Then when he swiped QQ space, he also saw some unbelievable information.

Wo Zhengqi: I was stunned, the school was full of flowers that would catch fire!

Xu Tian clicked on the picture he attached, the environment is very familiar, it is the plastic runway at the north entrance of the school, there is a blue sea of fire on the lawn in the middle, it looks like a fire, and when I look closely, I find that those blue flames are burning on the blades of grass.

There were a lot of students standing there in the distance, taking pictures.

Overnight, the runway lawn was filled with flowers burning with blue flames......

This supernatural phenomenon couldn't help but surprise Xu Tian, and then he also posted a comment to express the incredibleness in his heart:

I have already done the things you explained to you, I just bailed her out of Dongguan No. 1 Prison, her case has been solved, and I arranged for her to stay in a hotel near your home. She's very unhappy, go and see her, after all, she went out to sell soft rice for you, and she couldn't get through to call you, so she had to leave a message here. She is your woman after all, you don't want to do too much, as a brother can only help you get here! I also saw her the day before yesterday, she asked me about your situation, I said you are okay, she asked me to tell you, she does not hate you at all, she will take the child well, the child is more and more like you, she let you go to school with peace of mind, and said that you should not be too tired to go to school, the body is important, you were not in good health before, and it was soft in less than three seconds, by the way, she also said that the child will call Dad. I cried when I heard it, you brute still have the face to talk about it?

Wo Zhengqi: "??? ”

[Resentment from Wo Zhengqi, +166!] 】

You're special, don't you want to be so damaged!

It's hacking me!

Xu Tian also copied and pasted this paragraph under other people's speeches.

After all, in these days, nothing is as important as earning resentment!

In fact, it's not just this kind of thing that happened in reality, Xu Tian took a look on the Internet, and sure enough, things like this are everywhere on the Internet.

A large area of ice flowers appeared in Taiping Mountain in Luoyin City, and the temperature dropped to six degrees Celsius.

On the night of the blood moon, a large number of plants mutated, and a greenhouse vegetable in Zhengzhou, Henan Province mutated into a man-eating flower, devouring three staff members.

The fig tree in Lu Town, Fenlian City blooms.

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Then Xu Tian habitually clicked on the popular post bar he followed.

[Looks like a great demon king]

Posted by: Potatoes love tomatoes

Mutated, my Samoyed actually grew wings and flew away!

Posted by: Dancing around the world

In school, I played basketball first in the grade, the amount of food was unparalleled, no one dared to shout when I stood up in a fight, and the sports were also among the best, and I didn't pay attention to three or two big men together.

But why is it that a girl like me is not liked by a boy?

Are all boys blind nowadays?

Poster: Sexy cute girl Yue Yunpeng

On the bus, we all stared at a beautiful woman in a short skirt and stockings.

Suddenly, the beautiful woman turned around and slapped me and told me to!

it! I'm not the only one peeking at her thighs, there are so many people in the whole car who hit me if they don't fight?

I was in a very upset mood, so I put on my pants and got out of the car.

Poster: Let go of that female ghost and let me come!

Coordinates Hengyang City, it's too TM terrifying, I don't know why we are so hot today, there is a person walking on the road and walking suddenly melted!

Poster:I don't know what to do with the younger brother of the fire dance

On the bus, Xiao Ming saw the thief stealing a lady's bag, and he had an idea and said, "Mom, you have lost the bag, and this uncle has picked it up for you." The thief smiled awkwardly and returned the bag to her. When she got out of the car, the lady pulled Xiao Ming out of the car. Xiao Ming was anxious and said, "She's not my mother!" The passengers laughed and said, "This kid is naughty again." Then Xiao Ming was sold to dig coal in other places, Xiao Ming worked hard, got the appreciation of the coal boss, a year later the coal boss died of serious illness, passed the family property to Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming in order to thank the lady who abducted him at the beginning, asked around to find which lady, and ransomed her from a rural roadside red light district, invited her to eat, and then sold to Dongguan, where the business is better......

Okay, most of them are still nonsensical, Xu Tian shook his head and walked to class.

When he went to eat at noon, he went to the north gate and saw that the playground was surrounded by people from a distance.

The weeds were taller than they were, and the leaves burned with mysterious blue flames.

There were a lot of citizens from outside who were watching and taking pictures there, and then Xu Tian suddenly noticed two little children who were arguing not far away.

Boy A: "Okay, don't talk about it, and believe it or not, I'll beat your father!" ”

When Xu Tian heard this, he wondered, this little kid is so crazy, why didn't he beat him but his father?

Boy B: "Don't believe it! ”

Then Xu Tian saw Boy A "snap" and slapped his mouth, turned around and left, leaving Boy B stunned in the wind on the spot......

Are you abusing me or yourself?

Xu Tian was also messy at that time, awesome! This young man has a limitless future, and he has the style of the past!

Anyway, this trick seems to be quite good!

So, during the afternoon class, Xu Tian, who was inspired, said to Niu Yun with a smile: "Do you believe that I beat your father?" ”

Niu Yun: "??? ”

[Resentment from Niu Yun +23]

"What kind of fuss are you smoking? Inexplicable. ”

Niu Yun was muttering quietly, when he saw Xu Tian hit his arm.

Looking at Xu Tian's evil smile, Niu Yun was stunned for five seconds before he finally reacted to what was going on: ", why are you taking advantage of me!" ”

[Resentment from Niu Yun, +103! ] 】