Chapter 62 Steamed buns eat people, buns eat dogs

Xue Yong said a serious thing, it felt the same as the real thing, confused the dog's face and loach, and amused the rest of the people, if he hadn't endured it, he would definitely be laughing now.

At this moment, Song Jiangshen mended the knife, he stood up and pretended to ask everyone, "What can I do about this?" We don't know how to swim, and it's uncomfortable to eat wontons or noodles, so why don't we all eat itachi noodles!? ”

The brains of the loach and the dog-faced couldn't keep up with this kind of spanning ridicule at all, and the two were dizzy and at a loss.

The dog's face shook and the knife made a charge, but he didn't have the courage to rush over, and he was nailed to the boat in a daze. was in a dilemma, Song Jiang said again: "What are the two heroes doing in a daze? Come and make us a plate knife noodles! Hey!? Are you playing big names? Don't want to come over? Why don't we go over and let you cut it? ”

"You ······"

The two of them held steel knives but looked at each other, knowing that they were being teased but helpless, they didn't dare to come and cut, scolded but didn't know what to scold, they could only stare at their panicked eyes and gasp.

Seeing this, Song Jiang took two steps forward, and everyone followed Song Jiang to take two steps forward, and the dogface and loach hurriedly took two steps back and said: "Don't come here, don't think that there are many of you, we are afraid of you, it's a big deal to lose both, I will scuttle the boat and drown you!" ”

"Are you willing?"

Song Jiang asked rhetorically: "This ship also cost you a lot of silver, right?" What will you rely on to blackmail and blackmail in the future, kill people and sell goods? ”

Seeing that the dog's face had nothing to say, Song Jiang smiled again and said: "I have a way to get out of this embarrassing situation, do you want to hear it?" ”

The dogface deliberately said fiercely: "If you have something to say, just say it!" If you have a fart, let it go! The master doesn't like to put half and leave half of the person the most! ”

"So be it! We are not greedy, you give each of us ten taels of silver, and we will treat this incident as if it never happened, how about it? ”

Song Jiang said to Huachen and the others in a matter-of-fact manner: "How about we leave them some dignity to be robbers?" ”

Everyone cooperated with Song Jiang to pretend to be stupid, and even said yes, Hua Ziwei couldn't help laughing, and then everyone leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

The two of them were stunned, his grandmother's, who robbed whom? The world has changed, steamed buns eat people, buns eat dogs, not only threaten robbers, but also want to rob robbers, where to reason?

The dogface swallowed his saliva, boldly walked a few steps forward and said, "You are so arrogant, see how I clean up your wait!" ”

There was a clear timidity in the words.

Song Jiang stared at the dog's face for a long time, and also learned the appearance of the dog's face and said, "Don't be ashamed of your face, go on!" ”

Before the words fell, Xue Yong and Huachen rushed over. The loach was frightened, and was already overturned on the boat by Xue Yong and trampled under his feet. Dogface and Huachen didn't make two moves, and they were kicked by Huachen on the wrist of his right hand, and the moment the knife landed, he heard a click, and the bone of Dogface's right hand broke.

Seeing that the dog face was invincible, he jumped into the water, and Ruan Xiaoqi, who was on the side, jumped into the water after him, only to see the water splashing in the water, and the dog face was captured by Xiao Qi after a while.

Originally, the kung fu in the dog's face was not under Xiao Qi, but his right hand was broken, so he could only fight with his left hand, so how could he be the opponent of the living Yama, he could only obediently become a prisoner, and everyone found two ropes in the boat, and tied them into zongzi.

Song Jiang asked with a smile: "Come and don't be rude, you two invite us to eat wontons, and invite us to eat bandao noodles, it's hard to be gracious!" Although you two are reluctant to give us the Lantern Festival, I will definitely give you the Dragon Boat Festival, two, how does the zongzi taste? ”

The dog's face has now changed to the appearance of a pug, saying some charlatans, trying to forgive, and the loach is even more frightened and trembling, unable to speak. Song Jiang scolded: "You often kill people in the river, have you ever thought about today?" In the past, I was used to being a knife, but how does it feel to be a fish today? ”

The loach had been shaking, and after hearing Song Jiang's words, he hurriedly stammered, "We······ Didn't kill ······ Killed someone, that is······ Scare······ Scare the merchants, get some money, and ask Henkel······ Raise your noble hand, don't believe you ask Zhang ······ Brother Zhang! ”

"Men of good fortune swear that if we kill a guest, we will die without a place to bury. We just coaxed and frightened the guests, deceived the guests into destroying their wealth and eliminating the disaster, and after getting the silver, we also drove the guests across the river. Heroes, if you spare our lives today, you will be rewarded! Don't do this kind of hurtful thing again, if you break your oath, heaven and earth will be destroyed! ”

The dogface spoke sincerely, and his eyes were full of begging. Song Jiang was moved by compassion, the person who begged for a living on the water must have a connection with Li Jun, just heard that the loach said that it was Brother Zhang, so he wanted to ask what his name was Zhang, but saw Hua Ziwei stepped forward and asked, "You really haven't harmed anyone's life?" ”

"It's true!"

Dogface and Loach both rushed to answer, and swore that there was no life in their hands, and by the way, they said a basket of good words, thinking that there should be hope this time, but who knew that Hua Ziwei asked and dashed all hopes.

"Do you think I believe it or not?"

"Faith!"

As soon as Dogface and Loach finished answering, Hua Ziwei said again: "You guess again!" ”

Is this a white-faced scholar? It's just urging Yama.

"Little brother, how can you not believe it? We really didn't kill half of us, and the heavens can testify to it. ”

The loach almost cried, and said incoherently: "I haven't killed anyone, I really haven't killed anyone, it's true, you must believe it." ”

Seeing this, the dogface looked up to the sky and sighed, feeling that his life was difficult to protect today, and his nervous mood relaxed, and he said to the trembling loach: "Brother loach, Hugh beg them again!" Stretch out your head and slash your head, if you want to kill them, you have to scrape them, if you frown, you are not a hero. My brother died when he died, but unfortunately Brother Loach, you are less than twenty years old, and you will die. Brother, I can't help it, I can only pray that we can still be good brothers in the next life! ”

As he spoke, he glared at Song Jiang and said, "Come on!" Give the lord a good time, the lord will still be a good man in twenty years! ”

"Bullshit man! Do you know how many of the people who have been robbed have their money used to treat their seriously ill relatives? How many people use these money to buy rice for cooking? Maybe your relatives died, or maybe the old and young starved to death without food, this is all your sin, you say this is a good man's act? ”

Song Jiang said sharply: "Good and evil have their own rewards, for the sake of your brotherly love, you are also a well-known man, I will not kill you today, but I will not map people and property on the river in the future, otherwise if I hear it, I will cut you two with a thousand knives!" ”

Escaping from the ghost gate, the two were ecstatic, and hurriedly kowtowed to thank them, promising to change their ways. The dog face said: "A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase, in the next is a man of his word, today I swear here, from now on to change my mind and be a new man, if I violate, my ship Huo'er Zhang Heng will not die well!" ”

Song Jiang opened his eyes violently when he heard this, and said, "Are you Zhang Heng, the boat fire?" But Zhang Heng, one of the three tyrants of Jieyang? ”

The dogface looked up at Song Jiang in surprise and said, "Under the boat, the fire is open, like a fake!" ”

Song Jiang hurriedly tied up Zhang Heng and said: "It's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, the family doesn't recognize the family, I mentioned you at Brother Li Jun's house a few days ago, I don't want to meet here today." Brother Zhang Heng, it doesn't matter if you are injured, right? ”

Zhang Henglian said that it was not in the way, and hesitated for a moment and asked: "Li Jun is the head of our Jieyang Three Tyrants, and we have a great friendship, and we often eat and drink in his village. It's just that I've never seen my brother, and I've never heard Li Jun mention it, so I don't know my brother's name? ”

Song Jiang said: "Song Jiang in Yuncheng, Xiashan Mountain!" ”

Zhang Heng asked, "Isn't it timely rain Song Gongming?" ”

Song Jiang said: "Exactly! ”

Zhang Heng listened and hurriedly bowed down to ask for forgiveness.

Song Jiang helped Zhang Heng up, and then introduced everyone to him. Seeing that it was Liangshan Haohan who captured him, Ruan Xiaoqi, Zhang Heng was also relieved, and there was no longer the shame of being captured on the water.

Then Song Jiang arranged for Ruan Xiaoqi and Loach to row forward again, of course, on the way, he inevitably talked about his recent encounter with Jieyang and the purpose of coming to Jiangzhou. Zhang Heng also talked about his experience of begging for a living on the Xunyang River, which is equivalent to indirectly emphasizing that there is no murder.

It turned out that Zhang Heng and his brother Zhang Shun had been begging for a living on the Xunyang River, Zhang Shun had a good water nature, pretended to be a strong merchant, pretended to be beaten by Zhang Heng and drowned, and the rest of the merchants obediently took out the silver to eliminate the disaster.

Now that Zhang Shun went to Jiangzhou to be a fish tooth, Zhang Heng partnered with the loach and continued to cheat some money on the river.

In laughter, the boat quickly sailed to Jiangzhou.