Chapter 67: Urging Makeup
In ancient times, marriage advocated the "six rites", namely Nacai (giving gifts and proposing), asking for names (asking for the woman's name and date of birth), Najib (giving gifts and engagements), Nazheng (giving dowry gifts), asking for a date (agreeing on a marriage date), and welcoming (the groom personally marries). Xu is five generations of righteousness has been abandoned, Xu is Zhao Ziying is an older young woman, Mrs. Zhao is eager to marry a daughter, this adoption, asking for a name, Najib was actually completed in one day. After Ma Yun and others made a big fuss in Bianjing, Ma Yun wanted to go back to Dachu, Guo Rong and Zhao Kuangyin wanted to go to Hedong, and when the two Biao people were about to separate, Zhao Kuangyin suddenly proposed to complete the marriage, so the recruitment, invitation, and personal welcome were actually completed in one day.
And there are many things to pay attention to, one of which is "urging makeup", that is, the woman needs to be urged by the man many times before she dresses up and sets off. If the man wants to give a makeup reminder in the morning, he will send the phoenix crown, wedding dress, bronze mirror, powder box, etc. to the woman. When greeting the woman, the door of the woman's house is closed, and the man has to repeatedly blow the hypnotic song, release the urging gun, and then open the door, and then the man will read the "hypnotic poem". Tang poems are as vast as the sea, and there are a large number of hypnotic poems, but Ma Yun doesn't even remember a few classic poems, let alone any hypnotic poems, if you ask him to sing a love song, then he will come with his mouth open, but unfortunately this is the fifth generation, not modern.
Ma Yun is completely unfamiliar with the ancient set of things to welcome relatives, and no one reminded him yesterday, Zhao Pu didn't know why he went to the woman's side again. At present, these brothers are experts in killing people and setting fires, and writing poetry is to stare at each other with big eyes, and their eyes are completely dark. And looking at the expressions of Zhao Kuangyin's people, Ma Yun knew that this poem must be a very biased topic.
Sure enough, I saw Zhao Kuangyin turn around and point to the door curtain of the private room on the second floor of the inn, and said, "Let's take the door curtain as the topic." ”
With a "coax", the pot exploded behind Ma Yun, and Li Chongjin shouted: "It's so difficult, let's not do it, kill the general and go in, grab it and leave." ”
Before anyone else could speak, Zhao Kuangyin raised his eyebrows, his face sank, and he said angrily: "Brother Li, do you really want to try your hard work?!" ”
Seeing Zhao Kuangyin's murderous approach to Li Chongjin, Ma Yun was anxious and was trying to persuade the two, but Li Chongjin saw that everyone had no intention of helping him, so he actually smiled and said: "Today is a good day for my brother, so I won't fight with you." ”
Zhao Kuangyin snorted coldly and ignored it. Ma Yun is now confused, with the door curtain as the theme, in this famous poem, there is no door curtain as the theme. Knowing that Zhao Kuangyin deliberately made things difficult, Ma Yun and the others were indeed helpless, Liao Renyong next to him walked up and wanted to intercede with Zhao Kuangyin, but Zhao Kuangyin didn't look at him, and everyone was helpless.
Zhang Yongde said in a low voice: "Makeup poems have always been about topics such as "clouds, rain, flowers, and moons", how can there be a curtain. Brother Zhao, this is deliberately making things difficult for us. It's better to be like this, there are a lot of us, and Brother Li has a lot of strength, so it's better for us to squeeze in. ”
Although I know that this is a bad idea, there is no way to do it. Ma Yun and the others glanced at each other, Ma Yun coughed, cleared his throat, and was about to start chanting poetry, but a few of them walked a few steps towards the door as if intentionally or unintentionally. Ma Yun didn't have time to signal the charge. I heard Zhao Pu hurriedly say: "Close the door quickly, these boys are going to break in." ”
Zhao Kuangyin and the others were very elves, and immediately took a step back and closed the door. only heard the sound of "bang", Li Chongjin slammed into the door panel, and the entire door panel was trembling and trembling, as if it was about to fall, but unfortunately it still separated Ma Yun and others from the door.
Inside the door, Zhao Kuangyin sneered: "Brother Ma, this poem can't be made, and the strength can't be used, it's really a little bit of ink on the chest, and there is no power to restrain the chicken, hey, this is not a martial art, in the future, hey, how can I rest assured that I will hand over my sister to you?" ”
Ma Yun was furious in his heart, and he had nothing to do about Zhao Kuangyin, so he could only secretly hate Zhao Pu for making trouble.
Li Chongjin outside the door was grinning his teeth, it was estimated that it hurt from the collision just now, Zhang Yongde blinked on the side and said: "Brother Ma, look at Brother Zhao's meaning, it's not just to make things difficult for us, it's just to make us ugly, he is happy." In that case, let's take a step back first. ”
Ma Yun immediately understood, and secretly praised "smart" in his heart, so he hung his head and said: "Hey, what can I do about this?" Why don't we go back first, talk to my eldest brother, and come back in two days." ”
Saying that Ma Yun turned around and was about to leave, Li Chongjin said in a daze: "Xiaoma, you don't marry a wife, how can you go, you just wait for me to bring the mace to break this door and we rush in." You can't go. ”
When Shi Shouxin, Murong and the others inside heard this, their faces changed. Shi Shouxin said in a low voice: "Second brother, or let's make a simple one, let them mix the past, otherwise the eldest sister will blame it, and we won't be able to eat and walk around, and in case, in case... Shi Shouxin "in case" for a long time, and there was nothing "in case".
Murong next to him said with a bitter face: "This marriage was originally made us try our best to match, but now it is broken in our hands, this... It's not going to be easy. ”
Gao Huailiang also said anxiously: "Second brother, if the eldest sister follows us to Hedong in the future, obediently, then we can't do anything, then it is better to stay in Bianjing." ”
Zhao Kuangyin also seemed to be a little nervous, and glanced at Zhao Pu. Zhao Pu was even more anxious, Zhao Ziying couldn't get married, and Qiao Niang naturally wouldn't go to the south, Zhao Pu rolled his eyes and said: "It's better for us to lower our requirements, as long as he has the word "curtain" in his poem." ”
Zhao Kuangyin's expression was relieved, and he said through the door: "Since your literary style is so poor, we have no choice but to lower our requirements, as long as you have the word "curtain" in your poem." ”
Ma Yun smiled bitterly in his heart, but he was ridiculed enough by Zhao Kuangyin today. Hey, if it weren't for Ziying, this kid might have done something to me. Ma Yun lowered his head and pondered, and Li Chongjin next to him suddenly said: "Or I'll make one for you, this... A door curtain is very good, both to block flies and grass, through the curtain can not be seen clearly, rolled up to see that it is a sister-in-law. ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a big laugh inside and outside the door. Zhao Kuangyin smiled: "Ma Yun, do you use this poem?" ”
Looking at Li Chongjin's rather proud appearance, Ma Yun smiled bitterly in his heart, if he used this poem today, then he would become a laughing stock in this life. However, Li Chongjin reminded him of a wake-up call, and finally reminded him that a poem he had memorized in high school didn't matter whether it was appropriate or not, it shouldn't be the situation, Ma Yun coughed, and slowly recited: "Last night, the rain was sparse and the wind was sudden, and the heavy sleep did not kill the wine." tried the questionnaire curtain people, but said: Begonia is still the same. Did you know? Did you know? It should be green, fat, red and thin. ”
The quality of this poem is naturally very good, but unfortunately it is in Yanzhou City in the north, not in Jinling in the Southern Tang Dynasty, so that basically no one appreciates it. Just watched Ma Yun read a poem, inside and outside the door, Qi breathed a sigh of relief. Only Li Chongjin stretched out his fingers, counted them, and muttered: "No, the number of words in each sentence of this poem is different." ”
The door of the inn opened with a "squeak", Zhao Kuangyin and others stood on both sides, Ma Yun hurriedly walked in, raised his eyes, and saw Zhao Ziying wearing a wedding dress, with a red hijab on her head, and Ying Ying slowly walked down from the upper floor.
Ma Yun hurriedly stepped forward, helped Zhao Ziying, guided her out of the inn, and sent her into the sedan chair. Li Chongjin, Shi Shouxin and others also had happy faces, Li Chongjin and others were happy for Ma Yun, but Shi Shouxin and others looked even happier than Ma Yun. Zhao Kuangyin's expression was quite complicated, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or reluctant.
Waiting for Zhao Ziying to sit down in the sedan chair, Ma Yun and others got on the horse one after another, and the group blew and beat and kept setting off firecrackers and went back.