Chapter 508: Burning the Temple Gate
Lao Tzu taught his son a lesson, which is justified.
Li Su didn't think there was anything wrong with Cheng Chumo being beaten, anyway, he didn't have to smoke it. It's just that the old rascal took him with him, which made him very dissatisfied.
If you are not satisfied, you don't dare to do anything, you have to bow your head under the low eaves, in fact, even if you are not under the low eaves, Li Su has to bow your head, Cheng Yanjin's force value can theoretically beat him into any different shape at any time and place, in front of this person who reasoned with his fists, all the truth would be crushed into pieces by him with his fists.
Cheng Chumo's eyes were very sad, and he looked at Li Su pitifully. Li Su couldn't bear it, but decided to help him.
"I don't know...... What did Brother Cheng do wrong and be punished like this by Uncle Cheng? Li Su asked cautiously.
Cheng Yanjin snorted, raised his eyebrows, and glared at him unkindly: "What's the matter?" Want to help this bastard get ahead? ”
Li Su was stunned, okay, my brother has no afterlife in this life, and I can only help you here.
"Don't dare, Uncle Cheng continues to smoke, just have fun." Li Su turned the rudder very undisciplinedly.
Cheng Yanjin snorted again, pointed at Cheng and said silently: "You ask what this bastard has done!" ”
"It must be an evil thing that the heavens are angry and people are resentful, and people and gods are angry, and killing a thousand knives will not relieve hatred." Li Su cooperated very cooperatively.
This time, not only Cheng Chumo, but even Cheng Biting Jin was silent, and the father and son looked at him depressedly.
"Boy, are you here to persuade or to separate my father and son?" Cheng Yanjin's tone was not good.
"Persuasion, of course, is here to persuade the fight...... Uh, what did Brother Cheng do? ”
Cheng Yanjin sighed: "This bastard doesn't learn things well, and if you don't want to study at home, you can practice martial arts, he's good, and he messes with a bunch of people all day long." Every day is not home, a few days ago with the Fang family, a few boys of the Duan family went to the Huichang Temple outside the city to incense, I don't know how to be arrogant in words, and the monks in the temple quarreled, and after the quarrel did not understand the hatred. These bastards were so bold that they didn't return to the city at night, hid outside the Huichang Temple, and took advantage of the dark moon and high wind to set a fire outside the temple......"
"Huh?" At this time, even Li Su's face changed, and his gaze at Cheng Chumo was suddenly full of respect.
In today's era when everyone advocates Taoism and Buddhism and believes in incomparable popularity. It's really ...... that these gentlemen dare to burn down the temple
These illiterate people don't know how to write the word "death......
Cheng Yanjin said angrily: "Your Majesty today has great respect for the Buddhists, and you do prayer and blessing four times a year, these bastards actually dare to burn the temple, it's just lawless, if the old man doesn't kill him today, His Majesty will have to beat me to death tomorrow!" ”
"It's time to smoke!" Li Su immediately took a stand, in Cheng's silent and resentful gaze. Li Su changed his words and said, "No, Uncle Cheng just said." They just set a fire outside the temple? ”
Cheng Yanjin snorted angrily: "If you set fire to the temple, can this bastard still be safely hung on a tree and smoked by the old man at this moment?" I was already slashed by His Majesty! Fortunately, it was outside the temple, only the small forest near the temple gate was burned, and it was fortunate that there was no wind that night, otherwise the fire would be difficult to protect the temple by taking advantage of the wind. ”
Li Su said cautiously: "Since only a small forest outside the temple was burned. And Uncle Cheng also punished Brother Cheng, presumably Brother Cheng also realized his mistake, according to the kid...... Why don't you just stop there? Uncle Cheng is tired after a long time, you can rest for a day, if you don't get rid of your hatred tomorrow. You continue to hang ......"
Cheng Chumo glanced at Li Su gratefully, and said loudly: "Dad, the child knows that he is wrong, begging his father to spare the child, I won't dare next time." ”
Cheng Biting Jin really didn't want to smoke, after all, he was the eldest son of the Cheng family, and he was distressed by the draw, seeing Li Su playing a round game, Cheng Chumo admitted his mistake very cleverly, Cheng Biting Jin then got off the donkey, pointed at Li Su and said: "You will persuade you today, otherwise you have to kill this bastard, come here, put this bastard down, and ask his mother-in-law to give him medicine." ”
The trilogy hurriedly untied the rope, and a group of female dependents cried and shouted one after another, including the old and the young, the elders and the mother-in-law, and the female dependents surrounded Cheng Chumo in the middle and cried and grabbed the ground, as sad as a burial.
"Cry what cry! People are not dead yet, they have to cry and cry in the backyard, don't be embarrassed in front of the Li family! Get out! Cheng bit the gold and drank violently, and Li Su also saw the feudal paternalistic roughness for the first time.
It wasn't until everyone carried Cheng Chumo into the backyard that the brothers flashed very brightly, and the front yard of the Cheng family returned to calm.
Cheng Biting Jin stared at the paper bag in Li Su's hand, and said with a smile: "What novelty did the baby give to the old man?" Don't sell it, quickly open it and let the old man try it. ”
Li Su sighed, he really didn't pay attention to it at all, he wanted to open the gift in front of the guests, and he had never seen such an upright person in his two lives.
"The kid recently created a new kind of tea, it is fried, which is very different from the tea ceremony that our Datang is used to, Uncle Cheng, you ......"
Before he finished speaking, the paper bag in Li Su's hand was snatched by Cheng Yanjin's hand, and with a few clicks, the paper bag was rudely torn open by Cheng Yanjin, and he said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of thing is it, just take it out and see if it's okay, it's a very clever baby, who did you learn so wordy......
The paper bag was torn open, and a piece of blue-black tea leaves with a faint tea fragrance and fireworks were quietly spread on the paper bag.
"Huh? What kind of ...... is this" Cheng Yanjin leaned in and sniffed deeply, and then was happy: "It's quite fragrant, eat?" ”
"Ah, to be precise, it's actually ......" Li Su didn't finish speaking, Cheng Yanjin coldly grabbed a handful of tea leaves and stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them vigorously a few times, and then his expression became complicated.
Li Su was dumbfounded, stunned for a moment, and then finished the words that he hadn't finished just now: "...... Drunk. ”
"Hmm......" Cheng bit Jin's mouth and chewed, and the fan-like giant spirit palm was lifted and put down, and it could be seen that he was hesitating to smoke Li Su, if he didn't smoke, he wouldn't understand his hatred, let's smoke, and he was afraid that a slap would slap him to death......
I admired the old hooligan's virtue of trying to save face, and he actually chewed the tea leaves in his mouth by force, and then tilted his neck, rolled his eyes, and swallowed the tea raw into his stomach, squeezing out a satisfied smile as if he had eaten Tang monk's meat.
"In fact, it doesn't taste bad, but it has a mushy taste, so pay attention to the heat next time...... Don't pick a gift, if you can send it, it shows the filial piety of the little baby, and the old man smiled. ”
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PS: It's going to be a change tonight...... Went to the wedding banquet and drank dazed, uh-huh, good night...... (To be continued.) )