Early the next morning, the Qing army did not attack the city again, but set up a position outside the city, and let a few soldiers with loud voices shout and curse in front of the battle, and the Ming army went into battle. Several Qing soldiers were explained in advance, and they did not forgive Wang Qiang, the identity of the eunuch, so naturally they were ugly and scolded. What "no man is not a woman", "cut off children and grandchildren", "shrinking the head of the turtle" and other foul language are endless. Several Qing soldiers had loud voices, and they were in unison, and half of the Jinzhou city where the scolding was heard by the Ming army, and the Ming army defending the city saw that the commander was humiliated, gritted his teeth angrily, and cast cold arrows, but because of the distance, he could not hurt the Qing army, and he felt helpless.

Wang Qiang was still asleep in the room when he was woken up by a quick knock on the door, and Lan Ting shouted at the door: "Uncle, get up quickly, they are scolding you!" ”

Wang Qiang asked sleepily, "Who scolded me?" ”

"It's the Tartars, the Tartars are scolding you outside the city!" Lanting said angrily.

"Oh, that's their radical method, lure our army out of the city, leave him alone, let them scold, I'll sleep for a while." Wang Qiang said indifferently.

"You!" Lan Ting was angry, kicked the door, and left aggrieved.

Wang Qiang turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, when the shouting and scolding of the Qing army clearly reached his ears: "Little eunuch, you shrunken turtle bastard, a eunuch who is no longer below, a goblin who is neither male nor female, you have the ability to come out!" Let you take a good look at how many holes you have down there, hahahaha! Wang Qiang didn't expect the Qing army to scold so badly, he couldn't sleep, he got up, dressed neatly, didn't eat breakfast, and ran to the north of the city with his personal soldiers, several generals in the army were also on the city head to observe the movements of the Qing army, Wang Qiang went to the city, looked at the outside, the Qing army who shouted and scolded in front of the battle saw the figure of the city head shaking, it was estimated that the Ming army official came, and the scolding became more and more vigorous. Wang Qiang was annoyed in his heart, and said in his heart: "Lao Tzu has been fighting from small to big, and he has never been scolded like this when he was a handyman in the palace!" A general next to him saw Wang Qiang's gloomy face and knew that he was angry, so he said beside him: "Lord Wang, these Tatar soldiers are very rampant, it is better for the last general to kill them by surprise and drive them away." ”

Wang Qiang said: "No, they are doing this to provoke our army to fight, and we can't fall for their tricks." ”

The surrounding generals all knew their reasoning, but they saw that the Qing army was too vicious, biting the next three ways of the Ming army commander and not talking about it, and they all hated the root of their teeth, and at the same time, everyone knew that Wang Qiang was a eunuch, and it was not easy to persuade anything, and they all felt that Shanshan had no face.

Several groups of Qing soldiers took turns scolding all day, and they didn't stop talking until dark. Wang Qiang spent a day in the scolding, he couldn't even eat in a rage, he hid in the house and didn't go out, Lan Ting respected Wang Qiang, and pity him in his heart, and personally made a small dish and brought it into Wang Qiang's room, and comforted: "Uncle, you still have to eat a little, how can you have the strength to kill the enemy if you don't eat." Tatar scolded you, that's because I'm afraid of you, don't go to your heart, otherwise, I'll scold them back for you, they are pigs, dogs, and ------" Lan Ting is a woman from a big family, and she doesn't have a standard of scolding, but after she said it, she reminded Wang Qiang, and said in her heart: "Yes, they can scold, and Lao Tzu can scold too!" Exercise! If I don't scold the tricks and scold the world's high level, I'm not a king! My surname is Huang, my surname is Nu, and my surname is your maid's surname! He had a plan in his heart, and suddenly his appetite was great, and he devoured the food cooked by Lan Ting, and Lan Ting was secretly happy when he saw that he was eating well.

After Wang Qiang finished eating, he went to the temporary station of the cadets of the military academy in high spirits, the teachers and students of the military academy were also indignant when they heard that the principal was scolded for a day, but more than half of them were also angry and did not eat, seeing Wang Qiang coming, they all came out and gathered around him, Wang Qiang saw that everyone was bitter, and couldn't help laughing: "What's the matter, everyone, is it because the Tatar scolded me for being angry?" ”

Everyone didn't speak, which was a tacit acquiescence.

Wang Qiang smiled: "Hehe, I said everyone, it's useless to be angry, we have to scold them back, I came to ask everyone to work together and study how to scold these Tatars." ”

When everyone heard this, they applauded, and suddenly came to the spirit, everyone gathered in a big house, you say a word to me, seven words and five laws, smooth mouth, all kinds of scolding words, from the Manchu braids, Luo ring legs, to their ancestors eight generations, seven aunts and eight aunts are all taken care of, every time a new idea comes out, everyone laughs for a while, and all the grievances that were scolded during the day are vented. A few fast-handed students recorded everyone's scolding words and handed them to Wang Qiang, Wang Qiang took it, returned to the camp, found a few generals and gave them secret orders, and everyone acted according to the plan.

In the early morning of the next day, just after the hour, several small groups of Ming troops led fast horses out of the city quietly, from several directions detoured close to the Qing army camp, they were in accordance with Wang Qiang's order to temporarily set up a "scolding team", "scolding team" from the Qing camp about a mile to stop, a little preparation, and then let go of their throats together, at the Qing camp scolding, these "scolding team" soldiers are carefully selected out of the loud voice, together scolding, the momentum is amazing, the Qing army thought that the Ming army came to the camp, suddenly a burst of chaos, hurriedly released arrows and ignited, Equipped with horses, busy for a long time, but found that it was the Ming army scolding the street not far away, suddenly angry, a team of Qing troops did not care whether the Ming army was ambushed, shouted and killed, the Ming army's "scolding team" had already prepared, rode on a fast horse and left. After a while, the Qing army camp had just returned to calm, and the Ming army's "scolding team" appeared from another direction, and the Qing army camp was in chaos again.

In this way, the Qing army camp was disturbed by the "scolding team" all night, and no one slept soundly. Early the next morning, the Qing army arrived at the city of Jinzhou again, and wanted to continue to scold, this time the Ming army has been prepared, the cowhide horn made overnight has been erected at the head of the city, dozens of "scolding team" soldiers are full of wine and food, and have enough energy, the Qing army has not yet been formed, and the Ming army has begun to scold: "Tatar soldiers, Luo ring legs, big braids, broom eyebrows." "Duoduo child, short stature, you have to climb the ladder to climb Lao Tzu's urinal pot, if you have the ability, you will show your head, and Lao Tzu will give you a bubble in your mouth!"

The Qing army below is not to be outdone, but there are only a few words to scold, there are no new words, the Ming army is all kinds of words, and the pattern is renovated, China's 5,000-year-old scolding culture has been played by them to the fullest, plus the horn to help, the sound spread for miles, even the Qing army camp can be vaguely heard. completely covered the shouting and scolding of the Qing army under the city. The soldiers and civilians of Jinzhou City were all holding their stomachs yesterday, and today they heard the Ming army's scolding so freely and vividly, as if singing a big opera for the New Year, they all felt raised their eyebrows and exclaimed. The Qing army couldn't scold the Ming army, and only held out outside the city until noon, and then returned to the camp in disgrace, but this scolding battle was won by the Ming army!