Chapter 18: The Uninvited Guest
The saddest thing is not that you can't see the future, but that the saddest thing is that the future you see is not only bleak, but also terrible.
After several days of insomnia, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's face was full of life, and the whole person was not good.
Although he hasn't gone crazy and killed people recently, nor has he gone out to abuse the "little friends", the palace people who are waiting for him are still 10,000 careful, and the temporary calm is hard to guarantee that he is not holding back his big moves.
However, their great respect made Bo Lingjun even more uneasy.
Obviously, the original version has broken the cards, leaving him with a seemingly prosperous, but in fact a rotten and collapsed mess from the core, there is no hope, and there is no despair for the time being, just like a boiled frog in warm water, life is declining under the cover of splendor.
Bo Lingjun lay on the big bed of the golden mantle tent, closed his eyes and recuperated, and lost his soul.
It was another long sleepless night, and he couldn't help but think of his relatives and friends, the world he once lived in, and the large plate of chicken that he could eat at any time......
Thinking about it, he felt a little hungry.
It would be inhumane to go to the kitchen in the middle of the night to prepare a meal—he naturally remembered the pastries on the table in the front hall.
So he got out of bed barefoot and stepped on the soft carpet...... However, before he could stand up, he was stunned......
Suddenly, there was another person in front of him, wearing a black night suit, his head and face were wrapped in black cloth, and only a pair of eyes were as bright as a galaxy, and he was flexibly patrolling him.
Bo Lingjun opened his mouth, but didn't make a sound—his gaze rested on the blood-dripping dagger in the other's hand, weighing the threat to his life.
The two were at a stalemate for a while, and Bo Lingjun took the lead in breaking the silence: "The strong man came to visit late at night, I don't know what to do?" ”
The man in black lightly "cut" and scolded: "Stupid! ”
, your vocabulary is very modern, big brother?
"Brother Tai, what do you mean by Shenma?"
Is it that insomnia has been causing auditory hallucinations for too long?
The other party's next sentence directly dispelled his concerns - the man said: "Sand sculpture! ”
How can this be, is Lao Tzu very familiar with you, what kind of hatred and grudge, you will scold you?
The man in black put the knife into the sheath and walked around his bed, looking quite at ease.
Bo Lingjun looked at him in a daze, and he couldn't turn around for a while.
But looking at the relaxed attitude of the other party, he shouldn't have planned to attack himself.
He couldn't help but ask, "Zhuangshi, what advice do you have?" ”
The strong man gave him a blank look, pointed to the sky, and said, "Look at ...... yourself"
Following the direction of his finger, Bo Lingjun looked up, and was so shocked that he almost didn't open it - he saw a person lying on his stomach on the top of the thick and gorgeous bed...... No, it should be a corpse, because those abrupt eyes were shining a death light at him.
It's scary!
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince jumped up smartly and hid behind the man in black.
He rarely makes a fuss - that's a plus.
The man in black glanced at him: "With your security measures, it's probably equivalent to running naked!" ”
Yes!
So many people entering Lao Tzu's bedroom is like walking through the city gate—including you, big brother!
Bo Lingjun glanced at the man in black reproachfully, and decided to wait quietly for him to finish loading B.
The other party had no intention of pretending, and said straight to the point: "I am a plane inspector!" ”
Plane - Inspector?
The four words burst like a drum on his eardrums.
What do you say about the black and white old ghost?
In case the plane inspector finds out, not only will he lose his soul, but even they will be doomed......
Doom - What kind of existence can make a creature of the level of a black and white old ghost doom from a catastrophe?
This time, Bo Lingjun couldn't calm down, and he suddenly trembled, sweating like rain.
"Uh...... It turned out to be ...... Plane gods? ”
"Great God, listen to my explanation - I didn't mean it, the black and white brother didn't mean it, we didn't mean it - it's all a misunderstanding...... Is it a coincidence...... It's ......"
The great god didn't move, only his bright eyes looked at him without a trace of emotion, as if he was weighing whether to empty the computer recycle bin.
MMP, two lives, even if you want to be paste, you have to give Lao Tzu some time to struggle, how can there be this kind of crossing, either by the protagonist who braids flowers to death, or by high-level creatures who are completely cleared?
I'm still young, I haven't lived long enough!
Tears welled up in his eyes, and a thousand words turned into a burst of helplessness and silence, he cautiously looked at the plane inspector, hoping that this moment of silence could give a good impression to the other party, so as to raise his noble hand and open his face.
After waiting for a long time, the plane god reluctantly rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not here to delete you!" ”
OMG thankfully, Lao Tzu can still struggle for a while, although ten years is short, and although the death of the country is terrible, it is not cruel to be emptied by the system.
At the very least, there is still a soul to look forward to, and there are still ten years of life to miss!
Bo Lingjun almost knelt for the plane inspector, but he held back, grabbed the other party's hand excitedly, and shook it violently.
"Thank you - you're really my lifesaver!"
The plane god withdrew his hand reservedly, and said impatiently: "Stop-Lao Tzu doesn't eat this!" ”
Okay, so which set do you eat - which set you eat, which set I will come.
God: "Tell me first, how did you come to this world?" ”
It's a long story, and it's a lot of tears.
"Great God, do you know how to eat chicken and masturbate?"
The great god sighed, noncommittal.
It seems that high-level creatures don't understand!
"It was Saturday, and I went to an Internet café for the night after my part-time job because I hadn't eaten for a day......
"I know you're starving, and I'm asking how you came to this world!"
How did it come to this world?
Does Lao Tzu still have a choice?
Bo Lingjun pursed his lips, and the corpse on top of the bed made him very uneasy.
Seeing his stupid look, the plane god reminded: "Before the crossing, what connection did you have with this world? ”
Oh –
"It's a book: Li Hangxing, the First Emperor of the Ages! The last thing I did before I died was to read this book......" Bo Lingjun had a sour nose and said regretfully, "I didn't expect to be able to wear it into the book-"
I still die so miserably!
I knew that I would watch a female frequency cookie, even if I was dressed as a sad male second, I just had to be a licking dog!
The plane inspector's eyes flashed, and he took out a book from his arms: "Start practicing today, and I'll take the exam in a month!" ”
Bo Lingjun took it and looked at it, stunned!
I saw the four words in the book: "Treasure Book of Qi Training!" ”
What a distracting prop, and may I ask what kind of trick I practiced as a king of a dead country?
"Immortal Master...... Uh-no...... Great God, what is this? ”
The great god frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you illiterate? ”
Bo Lingjun accompanied him and said: "Know, it's just that these four words are too simple, but they make me unable to understand it...... Could it be that it's a martial arts cheat? ”
The great god looked at him like a fool and didn't bother to answer.
He took out his handkerchief and wiped the knife clean, put it in his waist, and turned to leave.
Bo Lingjun was confused, hurriedly caught up, and asked, "Great God, where are you going, and are you coming back?" ”
The great god rolled his eyes and said impatiently: "Lao Tzu is going to poop, do you want to come and see?" ”
Uh-
"So you, the great god...... Also go to the toilet in the world? ”
The great god was amused by him, and patted him on the shoulder arrogantly: "There will be a period later...... Also, pay more attention to your eyes when you sleep in the future, otherwise your eyes will be closed and opened, and this life will pass again! ”
After speaking, as soon as the great god opened the door, a few leaps flew up to the opposite roof, waving goodbye to him...... He is more vigorous than the emperor of the ages.
MMP——
All are masters!
I'm embarrassed to live in the moment without light work!
Bo Lingjun pinched the "Qi Refining Treasure Book" in his hand, and his mood was complicated.
After a moment, he remembered something and exclaimed, "There are assassins—"
The Jin Wuwei guards hula la-la-la, and there was a crisp sound of corrugated collisions on the roof, and a few sleepy-eyed shadow guards jumped down.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's angry mouth was crooked, his face was flushed, and he held back a sentence for a while: "You guys...... There is no professionalism at all......"
They didn't understand, and they didn't see the Assassin!
Bo Lingjun pointed to his bedroom: "On the bed!" ”
Ha?
Everyone was stunned - the assassination was all done to bed - could it be that the assassin was a beautiful woman - or was His Highness playing a special role in the plot again......
Under the prying eyes of the big men, Bo Lingjun sighed - as the great god said, he was running naked!