Chapter 1 Section 030 Clamping
Tossed until midnight, Sun Quan returned home with a yawn. And Sun Shangxiang and Mink Chan were a little reluctant, and they couldn't see that the two of them were still rivals in love before! If you want to talk about Mink Zen, you have experienced a lot more things than Sun Shangxiang, and this coaxing kung fu is naturally not a problem. It's not just an hour, it's already pulling Pepper together.
It was easy to send a cadre away, Guan Zheng sighed and returned to the room: "Mink Chan, I frightened you!" ”。 He said a little apologetically, and patted his chest and said that he could protect others, but he hadn't spent the night yet, not to mention protecting Mink Zen, he almost didn't even save Guan Xiaoer!
After hesitating for a moment, Mink Chan finally put his hand on Guan Zheng's face. "Mink Zen is not an unreasonable person. If it were me, I'm afraid I'd be annoyed today! Xiangjun is annoyed by the general, which means that she has a general in her heart. I also hope that the general will not take it to heart...... "Mink Chan is persuaded to persuade Guan Zheng!" Smart woman, this sentence made Guan Zheng a little closer to her!
"Xiang'er is just unworldly, so her temper is a little rude, she is very kind-hearted......" Guan Zheng held the slightly cool little hand of the beautiful woman in front of him and explained!
"The concubine understands, the general doesn't have to worry about this matter, concubine...... I can get along well with Xiang'er! Mink Chan understood Guan Zheng's thoughts too well, so he lowered his eyebrows and smiled lightly to tidy up the wrinkles on his clothes for the big boy in front of him! She has always met a very macho man, what to do, how to do it, who would explain anything to a woman? That is, this Guan Zheng's attitude towards women is different....... Perhaps, the general is really my beloved! Mink Zen thought in his heart, and his cheeks were red like rouge!
"Mo Da ......" Guan Zheng felt the watery gentleness of the beauty, and he couldn't hold back for a while, and lowered his head to take a bite on the cheek of the slight side of Mink Chan!
"Ah~~ General......" The beauty was frightened, but she didn't dodge. But it is like a cat sticking into Guan Zheng's arms! This shy and timid general shouted so loudly that Guan Zheng's blood and qi surged, and even Guan Xiaoer, who had shrunk like a cicada chrysalis before, had the courage to recover his true body!
"Fairy ......" felt the plump body of the beautiful woman, as well as the two balls that were quite elastic. These two words blurted out from Guan Zheng's mouth, and he no longer cared about any reserve, he hugged Mink Chan's buttocks and pasted them into his arms!
"Ah......" Maybe it's because the two of them are too tight, or maybe Mink Zen feels something! Mink Chan exclaimed again, and there was a trace of watery waves in those eyes!
"Brother...... Is this going to be Yi'er's father? "When it's a pinch, you can get what you want. Lu Lingyi's words poured Guan Zheng's pile of dry firewood like a rainstorm! When the dry firewood is wet, the fire of mink chan will naturally be useless. At least tonight...... No play!
The two of them who were embarrassed to separate, and they didn't know what to say a few words, Guan Zheng got up and prepared to leave. "General, don't you rest here?" Mink Chan got up to send him off, and such a sentence came out of his mouth!
"Uh...... This one...... Is it convenient......" Guan Zheng glanced at Lu Lingyi from the corner of his eye, and said with a hint of expectation on his face!
"Ah....... Where does the general want to go! The concubine asked, is the general staying on the boat tonight or has another place to live......" Seeing that Guan Zheng misunderstood what he meant, Mink Chan was coquettish, stomped his feet and said shyly!
"This... I live next door, right next door! Rest early... Well, I'll go back to my room first! A certain goods was embarrassed, and as he spoke, he retreated to the door, and was stumbled by the threshold without paying attention. This embarrassing image naturally caused Mink Zen to tremble for a while, covering his lips and snickering!
"County Lord, County Lord. General Guan returned to the room...... "On the bank of the Qinhuai River, under the willow trees on the bank. Several shadows are crowded together, it is Sun Shangxiang, Xixi, and a few people!
"Hmph, let's go back too, so many mosquitoes have bitten this girl badly! It's all your fault, if you don't pull me to stay for a while, say what to blow the river wind before leaving! Sun Shangxiang scratched his arm and pretended to complain!
"Cut, it's obvious that you don't worry about the general, so you have to stare here!" Qianqian couldn't help but slander in his heart, but he said again and again: "Yes, yes, let the county lord accompany his subordinates to feed the mosquitoes!" The river breeze is blowing, and it's getting late, so the county lord should please go back! ”
"Go back to the ship, too! Today's business, count the two of you! "Holding the little red horse on the side, turning over, Sun Shangxiang said to Xixi and Qianqian! After saying that, as soon as he slapped the horse's buttocks, he disappeared into the night! She is still very satisfied with these two spies, if she hadn't announced it in time tonight, maybe the Nasao people would have gone to Wushan with Mink Chan at this moment, and they would have gone through clouds and rain! Sun Shangxiang, who was riding on a horse, thought so.
"Don't be afraid, you have ropes tied to your body, and there are female soldiers in the water to protect you! Eyes closed...... As soon as you open it, you come down! Hundreds of meters offshore, a circular pontoon bridge has been erected, and a roofless "tent" with a height of several zhang and a radius of more than 20 zhang has been set up on the pontoon bridge with linen cloth and bamboo poles. A jumping platform about three feet high is now hidden in this huge tent! At this moment, Guan Zheng was sitting on the flat boat, shouting to the trembling oirans on the jumping platform!
"So high...... This bad guy who died, the old lady had to jump down and shoot it flat! "A big girl trembled her legs and leaned on the wooden fence to look at the water!
"That's it, what kind of way did this brother come up with to toss our sisters!" Lifting the black water on her body, Lulu straightened her chest and said! The water is divided into two sections by Guan Zheng, and the upper body is covered by the chest in a horizontal figure of 8, and then it is fixed by the rope behind it! The lower body is cut into a triangle, and when you put it on, you can cover the wonders, and when you bend over, half of your buttocks are exposed! No, Lulu has to pull it often, otherwise she will have to go away!
"Keep your hands close to your legs and clamp your legs. Clamping ...... Just jump straight down and you're good to go! Guan Zheng instructed the essentials of the action, afraid that the girls above would not be able to hear clearly, and deliberately took a big wooden card, on which were written two big words...... "clamp"!
Seeing that their mouths were dry, the girls on the jumping platform still didn't dare to jump. Guan Zheng's eyes rolled and shouted loudly: "Those who dare to jump will be rewarded with 1,000 taels of silver per person!" ......" didn't finish speaking, only heard a scream on the jumping platform! Then the sound of "plopping" and "plopping" falling into the water in his ears was endless, and as the girls fell into the water one by one like dumplings, the splash of water immediately poured him through!
With a wipe of his face, Guan Zheng said: "There will be brave women under the heavy reward...... The ancients did not deceive me! ”